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Thats not an umbrella...

Thats not an umbrella.... Its a finger punch walky talky stupid!. ile :-( 39 KB, 768x522, Fleshlight. jpg} ITT: We give ordinary things names. I' ll start: Hand

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ITT: We give ordinary things names.
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#2 - downtrail (10/12/2013) [-]
Atmospheric moisture negator.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lusir ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
that´s obviously a telephone
User avatar #13 to #3 - skiff (10/12/2013) [-]
Magic speaky thingy*
User avatar #7 to #3 - dafuckisthisshit ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
u mean a verbal communication unit?
#9 to #3 - anon (10/12/2013) [-]
I love your feet
#65 - drtrousersnake (10/13/2013) [-]
sexual tension relieveing appendage
#141 to #65 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (10/13/2013) [-]
Fixed*
User avatar #184 to #141 - drtrousersnake (10/14/2013) [-]
i don't like moving my mouse, so for me the original was right
#15 - foelkera ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Cannabis Immolation Device
Cannabis Immolation Device
#14 - kresskh (10/12/2013) [-]
Emergency Airbag
Emergency Airbag
#60 - vladhellsing (10/13/2013) [-]
Long range ballistic middle finger.
#101 to #60 - guitarmanforever (10/13/2013) [-]
That's actually an AK-47.
That's actually an AK-47.
#108 to #101 - vladhellsing (10/13/2013) [-]
It's a Glock, you ******* faggot! Haven't you played Call of Duty?!
#109 to #108 - guitarmanforever (10/13/2013) [-]
Actually, now that I look back at it, It's a plasma rifle you 			*******		 dumbass. I swear it's like you've never played Halo 3
Actually, now that I look back at it, It's a plasma rifle you ******* dumbass. I swear it's like you've never played Halo 3
#111 to #109 - vladhellsing (10/13/2013) [-]
It's clearly a portal gun. Of course you wouldn't know that because you're not part of the PC gamer master race.
It's clearly a portal gun. Of course you wouldn't know that because you're not part of the PC gamer master race.
#118 to #111 - guitarmanforever (10/13/2013) [-]
Jesus it's actually football. You wouldn't know that because you've obviously never played a sports game.
Jesus it's actually football. You wouldn't know that because you've obviously never played a sports game.
#119 to #118 - vladhellsing (10/13/2013) [-]
I'm telling you, that's a Sandvich. You can't throw a Sandvich, it's not even aerodynamic!   
   
			*******		 newb, hope you get hit by a motorcycle.
I'm telling you, that's a Sandvich. You can't throw a Sandvich, it's not even aerodynamic!

******* newb, hope you get hit by a motorcycle.
#120 to #119 - guitarmanforever (10/13/2013) [-]
Actually, It's a 			*******		 Motorcycle from GTA V. If you knew anything about gaming, you would know this fact.
Actually, It's a ******* Motorcycle from GTA V. If you knew anything about gaming, you would know this fact.
#37 - adu ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
Self-Contained Edible Potassium Pod
#17 - oestereich (10/12/2013) [-]
Nintendo
User avatar #67 to #17 - menqudoneix (10/13/2013) [-]
just watch the world burn...
#61 to #17 - interlude (10/13/2013) [-]
...mom?
#10 - semilunarknight (10/12/2013) [-]
Automated Miscellaneous Task Performer
#138 to #10 - anon (10/13/2013) [-]
no, that's a ******
User avatar #87 to #10 - linktheherooftime (10/13/2013) [-]
Nutella Flavored Mandingo Warrior
User avatar #125 to #87 - kjelli (10/13/2013) [-]
HA
#5 - iamnuff (10/12/2013) [-]
Wall-Mounted, Light Deflector Array.
User avatar #102 to #5 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
*mountable parallel universe portal
#22 to #5 - keyoke (10/12/2013) [-]
Its not an array unless you have more than one. That would merely be a wall-mounted light deflector apparatus.

Now this, this is an array!
#82 - mercyburris (10/13/2013) [-]
jewish piano
#91 to #82 - TheSchwartz (10/13/2013) [-]
Umm....Arthur Rubinstein....
#158 to #82 - dross (10/13/2013) [-]
That's genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen all week.
That's genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen all week.
User avatar #123 to #82 - jackmanagan ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
woke up my neighbor with my laughter. dont know if i shood yell at you or thank you.
#180 to #123 - mercyburris (10/13/2013) [-]
do both while masturbating on a unicycle....for research
User avatar #181 to #180 - jackmanagan ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
tried that just fell down the stairs, my jimmies are everywhere
#182 to #181 - mercyburris (10/13/2013) [-]
good enough
good enough
#124 to #82 - omniscientreason (10/13/2013) [-]
best one so far thanx
#79 - rakando (10/13/2013) [-]
Dome-mounted euphoria enducer.

Doubles as a dorsal social stigmatizer!
User avatar #81 to #79 - priestoftheoldones (10/13/2013) [-]
What does euphoria even mean?
User avatar #84 to #81 - rakando (10/13/2013) [-]
Euphoria is the highest point of happiness. Neckbeards love to use it to describe themselves.
#159 to #79 - dross (10/13/2013) [-]
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#72 - sometoast (10/13/2013) [-]
autonamous freedom transportation unit
#57 - macabrealucard (10/13/2013) [-]
quadriplegic ground dragon
quadriplegic ground dragon
User avatar #68 to #57 - gongthehawkeye (10/13/2013) [-]
I kinda want to pet it now.....
#132 to #68 - Dember ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
They generally enjoy that, actually. They are cold-blooded and we are made of warm. c:
User avatar #140 to #132 - coolstorybrotwenty (10/13/2013) [-]
it makes me a happy danny to know i am made of the warm, but snakes make me am the fear ):
#171 to #140 - Dember ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
Aw, why is that?
Especially with ball pythons in particular, they make better pets than the average hamster - or chihuahua, for that matter. They call them the "labrador of the snake world" because of that.

It's very rare to find an aggressive one - aside from a mother with eggs; they're very protective and would eagerly sacrifice their own lives to protect their clutch.

Otherwise, even poorly-socialized balls that are neglected and never handled (wait what?) are still generally very manageable and tame down quickly once they get used to people.

I've taken in and fostered a few that were basically acquired as a novelty pet and quickly forgotten about, so they were starving and underweight, dehydrated from their owners forgetting to refill their water bowls, had dead skin plastered all over them irritating their skin from the enclosure being too dry, and they were kept in freezing cold environments so they couldn't even digest their food (which can rot in their bellies and kill them without enough heat). I guess they were just lucky not to have mites or other parasites...

Even though they must have been absolutely miserable, they were complete sweethearts and I fattened them up, got them good and healthy and looked around until I found them good homes.

They're surprisingly low-maintenance pets for anyone who is responsible enough to maintain their enclosures and offer them food regularly; my fish tanks are ten times more complicated and more troublesome to keep up with than any of my little snakes.
User avatar #185 to #171 - coolstorybrotwenty (10/31/2013) [-]
Attacked by a snake when i was a kid o.o ive tried to slowwwwlly work out of my fear but they still scare me :c
#186 to #185 - Dember ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
The only way to get "attacked" is to scare a snake and have them nip out of self defense - we can be pretty big and intimidating to a little legless critter; to be mistaken for food - we are warm mammals, like the things they eat; or to mess with a particularly temperamental or territorial snake.

When it comes to ball pythons, the last option is pretty rare unless you're trying to get a female's eggs away from her to put them in an incubator. Most are docile and perfectly easy to handle, I would definitely recommend them as a first snake to warm up to.

Think of it this way. It would be kind of dumb to hate all dogs (or all pit bulls, for example) just because of one bad experience - or to become racist because of a bad experience with a person of a different color skin, just for example.

I'm sorry to hear what happened, but unless a "snake attack" is from a huge snake such as a burmese, retic, african rock or anaconda, it's really unlikely to do any damage at all; their teeth are about as thick as a strand of hair and they next to never constrict a person unless they're starving and/or mistake you for food when, especially you're feeding them - always use tongs and ideally, feed pre-killed food; they won't be so 'trained' to expect live creatures to be edible.

You should consider going to a pet store or meeting with a nice breeder who won't mind you visiting just to check out the animals and test your boundaries such as petting and holding the reptiles. Frankly, I'd feel safer handling even a large snake than any average hamster - those are usually much more ornery.
User avatar #187 to #186 - coolstorybrotwenty (11/04/2013) [-]
thanks for the tips
#188 to #187 - Dember ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
You are more than welcome, I wish you luck with all of your snake-related escapades. c:
#34 - imagnetsux ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
depression neutralizers
depression neutralizers
#59 - hardongo ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
boner eradicator
boner eradicator
#76 to #75 - hardongo ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
#90 to #75 - guymanthing (10/13/2013) [-]
You shouldn't...
#63 to #59 - senkard (10/13/2013) [-]
Wow that was effective
#135 - bitey (10/13/2013) [-]
Rootie tootie point and shootey.
#169 to #135 - Eichimaru (10/13/2013) [-]
Do you have the original thread this was on?
Do you have the original thread this was on?
#44 - nighthawxx (10/13/2013) [-]
mobile pornography viewing station
#23 - gootytarantula (10/12/2013) [-]
State of the art liquid transportation device.
#39 - savestate (10/13/2013) [-]
ak-47
User avatar #48 to #39 - annand (10/13/2013) [-]
That is clearly a glock. Are you new?
User avatar #77 to #48 - rakando (10/13/2013) [-]
**** you, that's a Machete.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jewishbastard (10/13/2013) [-]
Dont be silly thats cleary a handheld human repellant
#71 - exclamation (10/13/2013) [-]
Offensive Colloquialism Repellent
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