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That's cute. Subscribe to me and add me as a friend to see more funny content!. Four years ege, when i wes , I noticed that my front is very reflective so i wes

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Four years ege, when i wes ,
I noticed that my front is very
reflective so i west pretending to dive
in slow motion and shoot, dual pistol style.
Suddenly e reelly hot girl walked past
and i wes startled end fell over. Embarrassed
waited for e bit and then stood up.
As i stoop up i sew her slowly sheeting en
imaginary rifle from behind e car,
We then m do this for )
minutes until she did an extremely dramatic death.
She wasn' t getting up SD I went outside meet her
Once I get ho where she wee there WEE nothing
but to piece of paper with (O mobile number on it,
Today, we we getting married
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User avatar #1 - zaxzwim ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
don't know if it's true or not but that would be nice if it were
#134 to #1 - ianosity ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
The internet just makes me question everything good now.
User avatar #71 to #1 - whiteniggers (07/05/2014) [-]
this is the ******* attitude people should be made of
#112 to #1 - kupotastic (07/05/2014) [-]
We need more people like you in this world.
User avatar #136 to #112 - zaxzwim ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
really?
#2 - I Am Monkey (07/05/2014) [-]
I'd like to believe this isn't true for the sake of my own sanity, because I don't want to live in a world where it can be that easy...
User avatar #38 to #2 - penileburglar (07/05/2014) [-]
You do want to live in a world where it's that easy.

You just don't want to believe that it's that easy for everyone *but* you.
#50 to #2 - Rascal (07/05/2014) [-]
it is
#52 to #50 - Rascal (07/05/2014) [-]
**** , posted like anon
User avatar #77 to #2 - icameheretotroll (07/05/2014) [-]
I want to live in a world were it's that easy
**** you
User avatar #106 to #2 - imofcnotharveydent (07/05/2014) [-]
as you probably know, it's ******* hard being in a relationship... the beginning and end can still be cute tho, but everybody got problems
#157 to #2 - Rascal (07/06/2014) [-]
I barely knew the friend of a girl I knew, I thought she was a little bit of a bitch, but I chalked that up to social anxiety. The girl asked me if I was down to **** her friend. I say sure, it happens, and because of that, I've found a best friend and probably the love of my life. I've watched her grow more and more every day into a beautiful person, and I'm so gosh dang proud of her.
User avatar #86 to #2 - dyllygaf ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Quit being so cynical and shoot imaginary guns out your windows more often
#109 to #2 - Rascal (07/05/2014) [-]
Dude, I got together with my Ex-GF because I told her that I could finally lend her my FF-X because I had just finished replaying it. It wasn't hard in the very least, and I had not been with another girl before her, so I was kind of a beta back then.
User avatar #123 to #2 - greendroid (07/05/2014) [-]
I have a girlfreind and we started dating because i said diddly doopee doo...
User avatar #6 to #2 - qauronexoforce (07/05/2014) [-]
yea they did this little game and instantly decided to get married and that was it
#13 to #6 - Rascal (07/05/2014) [-]
that was sarcasm folks
User avatar #35 to #13 - itrooztrooperdown (07/05/2014) [-]
Easy to at least start dating or talking, not to be married. And you can't deny that was easy.
User avatar #46 to #2 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
It isn't that easy probably.
This ****** is just a duck so ******* lucky he ***** leprechauns.
#3 - ayumu (07/05/2014) [-]
Have some more happy feels
User avatar #127 to #3 - leafonthewind (07/05/2014) [-]
that was beautiful
parts of the story didn't sync up with the deaf bit
but it was still great
User avatar #130 to #127 - fukkendragonite (07/05/2014) [-]
What doesn't sync up?
User avatar #131 to #130 - leafonthewind (07/05/2014) [-]
he like speaks to her at parts
but she is deaf

also, the laughter

maybe I am over-analyzing this
#138 to #131 - Rascal (07/05/2014) [-]
He says she can read lips.
User avatar #132 to #131 - fukkendragonite (07/05/2014) [-]
She can lip-read. And what about the laughter? Deaf people laugh too...
User avatar #133 to #132 - leafonthewind (07/05/2014) [-]
when he was activating the D on her and started with a hearty chortle at her deaf-voice
User avatar #135 to #133 - fukkendragonite (07/05/2014) [-]
It was the dirty talk in her deaf voice that made him laugh. But anyway, I'm not saying the story is true, I'm just saying that it doesn't prove anything...
User avatar #141 to #135 - leafonthewind (07/05/2014) [-]
dude I know what made her laugh

I took this too far
have a nice day
User avatar #142 to #141 - fukkendragonite (07/05/2014) [-]
Fair play, you too man
User avatar #26 to #3 - syrenthra (07/05/2014) [-]
That was ******* adorable
#29 to #3 - Cakeinator (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh god that first story.
Oh god that first story.
#126 - futonshinobi (07/05/2014) [-]
I thought he was going to find her legit dead.
User avatar #5 - koneella (07/05/2014) [-]
ahahha nice try phanact, but that guy isn't you.
User avatar #107 - naruske ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
One month ago I met this chick who was drunk as **** . We flirted, she left and I asked her number from a friend. Today I ****** the **** out of her.

Ayy
User avatar #124 to #107 - I Am Monkey (07/05/2014) [-]
That's so romantic...
User avatar #125 to #124 - naruske ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
It was, you should've been there.
#153 to #107 - hopporto ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
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#110 to #107 - finalfantasymaster (07/05/2014) [-]
yeah! you go guy!
#105 - DrPeppir (07/05/2014) [-]
I dont give a **** if this is fake, this made me smile.
#34 - nump (07/05/2014) [-]
ShreX Doubt
#83 to #34 - Rascal (07/05/2014) [-]
SOMEBODY
User avatar #115 to #83 - reekballs (07/05/2014) [-]
ONCE
User avatar #168 to #115 - nump (07/06/2014) [-]
TOLD
User avatar #169 to #168 - reekballs (07/06/2014) [-]
ME
User avatar #170 to #169 - yips (07/07/2014) [-]
TO
User avatar #171 to #170 - reekballs (07/07/2014) [-]
THE* YOU ******* PLEB
YOU RETARDED MONGROL

YOU *********** FARQUAAD

KILL YOURSELF
#93 - Greevon (07/05/2014) [-]
a piece of paper with a mobile number A pool of red and the words "I hope we can play again" smeared onto the truck's window.   
Instant Creepy-pasta.
a piece of paper with a mobile number A pool of red and the words "I hope we can play again" smeared onto the truck's window.
Instant Creepy-pasta.
#14 - cainey (07/05/2014) [-]
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#108 - finalfantasymaster (07/05/2014) [-]
it was fake but it was the good kind of fake
User avatar #120 - leonhardt (07/05/2014) [-]
I'll take " **** that never happened" for 500, Alex
#159 - derpishb (07/06/2014) [-]
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#154 - deckbox (07/06/2014) [-]
I tried that once
#150 - fourchinsbrah (07/06/2014) [-]
le facebook tier story/10

ill thumb you this time but OP pls..

rgrds
#92 - xcoreyx (07/05/2014) [-]
I want to believe
#85 - mathiaslundem (07/05/2014) [-]
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