That never happens to me. I don't have friends... When Brian says something questionable and Stewie looks Questioningly.
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#5 - neokun (07/04/2014) [-]
When Brian says something questionable and Stewie looks Questioningly.
When Brian says something questionable and Stewie looks Questioningly.
#40 to #5 - deantroell (07/04/2014) [-]
When my dog chant a spell that makes my left ear weight more than my right.
When my dog chant a spell that makes my left ear weight more than my right.
#3 - Lordskull (07/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - TeChNoItUP (07/03/2014) [-]
Why is there no comments on this page? Was no one invited?
#2 to #1 - fezzo (07/03/2014) [-]
We certainly didn't make plans without you if that is what you're implying
User avatar #23 to #21 - pickstar (07/04/2014) [-]
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#27 to #2 - lastweek (07/04/2014) [-]
smooth cover bro
smooth cover bro
#34 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
When your magical dog casts and incantation that makes your left ear heavier than your right ear.   
   
 Credit to whomever came up with that caption long time ago
When your magical dog casts and incantation that makes your left ear heavier than your right ear.

Credit to whomever came up with that caption long time ago
#25 - toguro ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Usually that someone is me.
Usually that someone is me.
#44 to #25 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I know that feeling, brah.
#32 - oubliette (07/04/2014) [-]
True 			*******		 Story   
   
end of the summer    
I was hanging out with my gf and her best friend (girl)    
and another mutual female friend of ours, lets call her Ellie   
all 3 girls went to highschool together but Ellie grew apart from other 2 (hanging out with other people)   

			
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still My friend though   
Everyone goes to college elsewhere but all were in town for the summer so I planned for us 4 to hang out in the afternoon   
compromised with Gf that we'll ditch Ellie afterwards   
and continue at my house that evening without her   
Genuine fun afternoon was had   
Ellie in bathroom at some point   
Gf regrets safe by-the-books life, whispers to me she wants to try to watch porn later   
(we tried watching porn before but she chickened out midway, but she was already hot enough for some slip'n slide)   
her bookworm best friend hears the word "porn" and wants in on the shade   
"Wont it be weird? Im watching with Anon..."   
"It doesnt matter, we're cool right?"   
*cool-guy-closed-eyes-shrug*
True ******* Story

end of the summer
I was hanging out with my gf and her best friend (girl)
and another mutual female friend of ours, lets call her Ellie
all 3 girls went to highschool together but Ellie grew apart from other 2 (hanging out with other people)
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still My friend though
Everyone goes to college elsewhere but all were in town for the summer so I planned for us 4 to hang out in the afternoon
compromised with Gf that we'll ditch Ellie afterwards
and continue at my house that evening without her
Genuine fun afternoon was had
Ellie in bathroom at some point
Gf regrets safe by-the-books life, whispers to me she wants to try to watch porn later
(we tried watching porn before but she chickened out midway, but she was already hot enough for some slip'n slide)
her bookworm best friend hears the word "porn" and wants in on the shade
"Wont it be weird? Im watching with Anon..."
"It doesnt matter, we're cool right?"
*cool-guy-closed-eyes-shrug*
User avatar #33 to #32 - oubliette (07/04/2014) [-]
INTENSEMENTALPLANNING.wpm, must not scare Gf and her bestie
Must Not reveal what a monster I am
need to nurture her delicate seed of perversion
......im thinkingMetArt
Ellie comes back, we change subject
ending afternoon at coffee shop
Turtle Machhiato
us 3 secretly trade devious smiles over our cups about the impending evening
Ellie asks what we all have planned to do once we reach our respective homes
catches us off guard
DONT TALK ABOUT PORN
Gf's best friend pips up "we're...just planning on having a fire tonight...?"
whathaveyoudone.uk
Ellie brightens up "Oh! I'll have to stop by my house to get a few things then, the smoke will mess with my hair blahblahblahblahblah"
us 3 are all anti-confrontational, cant tell her shes not invited
MFW the evening screening of "Shy but Wet: Burnadette and Meiko" has been cancelled
User avatar #13 - trolololer (07/04/2014) [-]
When your wizard dog friend casts a spell that makes your left ear be affected by gravity 3 times stronger
#35 to #13 - migueldecervantes (07/04/2014) [-]
Stop being clever.
User avatar #42 to #35 - derpsenderp ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
he didn't come up with that by himself, don't worry funnyjunkers aren't clever.
User avatar #56 to #42 - trolololer (07/07/2014) [-]
Yes truth be told I paraphrased it off a post I saw on Imgur about a month ago
#46 - deathgaze (07/04/2014) [-]
That moment when a dog talks.
That moment when a dog talks.
User avatar #6 - lolollo (07/04/2014) [-]
I never understood that. Why single out one of your friends as someone you don't want to share social shenanigans with, but then still want to call them your friend?
User avatar #7 to #6 - davidteninch (07/04/2014) [-]
Because there's people who enjoy the same activities that you do, but you don't like.
User avatar #8 to #7 - lolollo (07/04/2014) [-]
"But you don't like."
So you call them a friend?
Are you that desperate for friends?
I typically avoid people I don't like, but to each his own I guess...
User avatar #9 to #8 - davidteninch (07/04/2014) [-]
Example, last year we had the drama group that always ate together. We were all friends except this kid who was a stereotypical neckbeard. He didn't eat with us but would audition for our school theatre. He was literally the only one who I wouldn't call a friend in the shows we did, but I'm not going to be a jerk to his face. I'd still be friendly to him.
User avatar #10 to #9 - lolollo (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm still friendly to people I don't necessary like, but then again you don't have to be friends with someone to be nice to them. The only thing I can imagine causing this situation is if someone thinks they're in your core group of friends, which I admit is awkward, but not impossible to deal with. For matters of the guy coming from the outside and inviting himself, you let him know (with subtlety) how rude it is to just invite yourself to things (and that there's no room.)
User avatar #19 to #10 - stardustdragonlord (07/04/2014) [-]
Well, similar to what the other guy said, there are people you just dont like, but treat you nicely, and then those people call you a frien, and then its just like **** . You don't wanna hurt their feelings, and just so many things.
User avatar #11 to #6 - memeinmycoffee (07/04/2014) [-]
For example you might be inviting someone else who you know will not like this friend and you're excluding them with the intent to make the experience more pleasurable for everyone.

Like when you have a feminist friend and a friend who uses FJ, they're not gonna mix well.
User avatar #12 to #11 - lolollo (07/04/2014) [-]
Why do you have friends who hate each other?
User avatar #14 to #12 - memeinmycoffee (07/04/2014) [-]
Not necessarily hate, just would create bad situations. You can disagree with someone and not outright hate them, but that's not the point here.

Do all of your friends like each other? If they did, that's awesome and very fortunate for you. People like me, who are able to be sociable with a lot of different groups of people and have a lot of different interests find conflicts between the two.

Another example: You have a male and female friend who date and then have a bad breakup, but you still like both of them. You want to invite the male friend to a small hang out but don't want the girl there because you've just gotta make those decisions.
User avatar #26 to #14 - assdoreponyfucker (07/04/2014) [-]
This happened to me, I invited a bunch of friends over for a weekend at my place, except one guy because none of those other guys wanted him to come. Like when you're in a group of friends and you have a friend which you don't associate with other people. I felt bad because I wanted to invite him but no one else would come if he came. I don't know what they didn't like about him
User avatar #15 to #14 - lolollo (07/04/2014) [-]
Yes, I have friends that get on each others nerves, but they still tolerate each other (hence being "friends"). And honestly, if I had a friend who wanted me to exclude one of my other friends, I'd ask where they get off. If the situation is specific, and awkward enough, I'd entertain the notion. If it's just a case of "I don't want them to be there because they annoy me!" I'd give them the same third degree I'm currently giving you guys, if not more.
User avatar #16 to #15 - memeinmycoffee (07/04/2014) [-]
Sometimes you just have not-that-close friends who you still like and don't mind hanging out with but you don't like them enough to invite them to something like a sporting event when you'd have to sit next to them for 4 hours. Social interaction isn't cut and dry and sometimes you like people to different extents.
User avatar #17 to #16 - lolollo (07/04/2014) [-]
That's what I'm saying doesn't make sense. Why do you call these people your friends if you're tiptoeing around them to make sure they never find out about social gatherings because you want to make sure they don't go there? That's something assholes do.
User avatar #18 to #17 - memeinmycoffee (07/04/2014) [-]
You're simplifying the situation. You don't do it EVERY time but sometimes you just want to hang out with a different dynamic.

Also because a lot of early life friendship has to do with proximity. When you're still in school and such you hang out with people who live near you or who you have class with but not necessarily because you really, really like them.

You do tend to grow out of it, but still, life's not fair.
User avatar #24 to #18 - lolollo (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm also in college, where I get to choose my friends, so meh...I guess.
User avatar #22 to #6 - azraelthemage (07/04/2014) [-]
Because you don't want a friend of a friend of a friend joining you on something you and that friend had been planning for months. It's a royal pain in the ass when this **** happens.
User avatar #30 to #6 - cantbelieveimhere (07/04/2014) [-]
I think it depends on the social dynamic of a particular group or what the situation entails. For example, I invited some of my friends to a party recently, and one I did not. The reason I did not was because I knew people would be drinking and cussing, and she outright despises that (enough to get bitchy, emotional and annoying about it.) I'd be able to hang out with her in a different atmosphere, but I left her out because I knew she wouldn't be happy, and I knew others wouldn't be happy with her around.
User avatar #39 to #6 - severepwner (07/04/2014) [-]
They're acquaintances, if it were up to the person we're referring to, they'd prefer if they weren't there at all. However, you're other friends insist on them being there because they like them, so you tolerate them.
#52 to #6 - Orc (07/04/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** People in my class did that to me so much. I always had to hang out with people that I didn't go to school with because I struggled so much to hang out with them. They always made plans in front of me but excluded me, so I tried to hang out with people every once in a while and got blown off EVERY single time. I'm not exaggerating about that at all. If I asked, they blew me off. After we graduated, I started hanging out with one of my classmates every once in a while. but I usually stick to people that weren't from my school still.
#29 to #6 - spceinvdr (07/04/2014) [-]
I was one of those kids no one liked. Still am.    
   
<tfw
I was one of those kids no one liked. Still am.

<tfw
#53 to #29 - Orc (07/04/2014) [-]
I like you.
User avatar #55 to #53 - spceinvdr (07/05/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #28 to #6 - butteredhamster (07/04/2014) [-]
My high school friend had one of those. She was a huge bitch and no one liked her so though she was the best friend of my friend, she was not the friend of everyone else. There would be parties where everyone was invited including her, but then we had to keep it secret that it was actually a sleep over too because no one wanted to be near her. It was terrible, but someone shat in her wheaties every freaking morning.
#41 - CXJokerXD (07/04/2014) [-]
I have one friend that does that and it's really ******* irritating when he does. It's like he doesn't ******* know from past experiences that mentioning it to certain people who you know are never invited will not poorly affect the time that everyone is going to have, as it usually to always does.

My Face every goddamn time.
#51 to #41 - Orc (07/04/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Then stop inviting him? MFW you won't learn from past mistakes that him mentioning it in front of people who aren't invited is going to affect the time everybody is going to have, as it usually always does.

My Face every goddamn time.
#54 to #51 - CXJokerXD (07/04/2014) [-]
**CXJokerXD rolled image** We enjoy HIS company a great deal, and it only happens once in a blue moon.

MFW please go away
#31 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
I recently wasn't invited to my closest friend's birthday party.
I mean, it's not hard to remember when it is, considering he shares his birthday with Independence day. Like seriously, did you think I would forget your birthday was coming? I remember telling him a few weeks ago that his birthday present would be the ******* fireworks.
I heard from another friend that his party was last weekend because he was traveling to visit family for the 4th. Not a single person even mentioned it to me until after it happened, and everybody in our network of friends has the means to contact me even IF I'm being a shut-in for the summer.
I don't even know how to bring it up to him, the day I found out I sat around most of the day, didn't have the motivation to do anything. So I've just been sitting around wondering how in the **** a friend I've known since gradeschool didn't invite me to the last birthday party we'll have before everybody moves away after graduation.
Your turn FJ.
#36 to #31 - migueldecervantes (07/04/2014) [-]
You just made me depressed.
User avatar #37 to #31 - makomirocket (07/04/2014) [-]
i feel you man. Same thing happened to me last year, we nnow rarely speak as he began hanging out with idiots and would never invite me/turn down any of my invites. a couple months back me and mutual friends were going to go to the cinema, invited him to see if we could still be friends. he said yes, was even outside his house the night before mutual friend lives across the street and he said he was coming. He then decides to go to play golf and even after being seen leaving by the friend from the night before, pretended he had a family thing he "forgot". We havnt spoken in months, he shys away even when i say hi
#45 to #31 - jogoto (07/04/2014) [-]
you're the definition of beta but that 			****		 wasnt cool of your best friend
you're the definition of beta but that **** wasnt cool of your best friend
User avatar #49 to #45 - walcorn ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I don't see how that makes him beta, rather than how it makes his friends a bunch of cunts.
#38 to #31 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
That's some serious ******** right there. You should try contacting him and see what's up, cause best friends shouldn't forget best friends, especially for important days like birthdays. I'm sorry that happened to you.
#20 - respectyourmom (07/04/2014) [-]
**respectyourmom rolled image** wow what are we all 12 year old girls tonight? I can tell schools out by the amount of little kid **** on funnyjunk lately
User avatar #50 to #20 - walcorn ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
the summerfags have arrived.
#48 - deckbox (07/04/2014) [-]
when your parents start talking about sex in front of you
when your parents start talking about sex in front of you
#43 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


i dont have friends......
_or plans..............hehe.....
#4 - bluwizard ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** we're going to the zoo tomorrow
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