That never happens to me. I don't have friends... When Brian says something questionable and Stewie looks Questioningly.
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That never happens to me

I don't have friends.

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Submitted: 07/03/2014
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User avatar #1 - TeChNoItUP (07/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Why is there no comments on this page? Was no one invited?
#2 to #1 - fezzo (07/03/2014) [-]
We certainly didn't make plans without you if that is what you're implying
#5 - neokun ONLINE (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
When Brian says something questionable and Stewie looks Questioningly.
When Brian says something questionable and Stewie looks Questioningly.
User avatar #13 - trolololer (07/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
When your wizard dog friend casts a spell that makes your left ear be affected by gravity 3 times stronger
#3 - Lordskull (07/03/2014) [-]
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#25 - toguro (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Usually that someone is me.
Usually that someone is me.
#32 - oubliette (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
True 						*******					 Story   
   
end of the summer    
I was hanging out with my gf and her best friend (girl)    
and another mutual female friend of ours, lets call her Ellie   
all 3 girls went to highschool together but Ellie grew apart from other 2 (hanging out with other people)   

			
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still My friend though   
Everyone goes to college elsewhere but all were in town for the summer so I planned for us 4 to hang out in the afternoon   
compromised with Gf that we'll ditch Ellie afterwards   
and continue at my house that evening without her   
Genuine fun afternoon was had   
Ellie in bathroom at some point   
Gf regrets safe by-the-books life, whispers to me she wants to try to watch porn later   
(we tried watching porn before but she chickened out midway, but she was already hot enough for some slip'n slide)   
her bookworm best friend hears the word "porn" and wants in on the shade   
"Wont it be weird? Im watching with Anon..."   
"It doesnt matter, we're cool right?"   
*cool-guy-closed-eyes-shrug*
True ******* Story

end of the summer
I was hanging out with my gf and her best friend (girl)
and another mutual female friend of ours, lets call her Ellie
all 3 girls went to highschool together but Ellie grew apart from other 2 (hanging out with other people)
You need to login to view this link
still My friend though
Everyone goes to college elsewhere but all were in town for the summer so I planned for us 4 to hang out in the afternoon
compromised with Gf that we'll ditch Ellie afterwards
and continue at my house that evening without her
Genuine fun afternoon was had
Ellie in bathroom at some point
Gf regrets safe by-the-books life, whispers to me she wants to try to watch porn later
(we tried watching porn before but she chickened out midway, but she was already hot enough for some slip'n slide)
her bookworm best friend hears the word "porn" and wants in on the shade
"Wont it be weird? Im watching with Anon..."
"It doesnt matter, we're cool right?"
*cool-guy-closed-eyes-shrug*
User avatar #33 to #32 - oubliette (07/04/2014) [-]
INTENSEMENTALPLANNING.wpm, must not scare Gf and her bestie
Must Not reveal what a monster I am
need to nurture her delicate seed of perversion
......im thinkingMetArt
Ellie comes back, we change subject
ending afternoon at coffee shop
Turtle Machhiato
us 3 secretly trade devious smiles over our cups about the impending evening
Ellie asks what we all have planned to do once we reach our respective homes
catches us off guard
DONT TALK ABOUT PORN
Gf's best friend pips up "we're...just planning on having a fire tonight...?"
whathaveyoudone.uk
Ellie brightens up "Oh! I'll have to stop by my house to get a few things then, the smoke will mess with my hair blahblahblahblahblah"
us 3 are all anti-confrontational, cant tell her shes not invited
MFW the evening screening of "Shy but Wet: Burnadette and Meiko" has been cancelled
#46 - deathgaze (07/04/2014) [-]
That moment when a dog talks.
That moment when a dog talks.
User avatar #6 - lolollo (07/04/2014) [+] (22 replies)
I never understood that. Why single out one of your friends as someone you don't want to share social shenanigans with, but then still want to call them your friend?
User avatar #28 to #6 - butteredhamster (07/04/2014) [-]
My high school friend had one of those. She was a huge bitch and no one liked her so though she was the best friend of my friend, she was not the friend of everyone else. There would be parties where everyone was invited including her, but then we had to keep it secret that it was actually a sleep over too because no one wanted to be near her. It was terrible, but someone shat in her wheaties every freaking morning.
#41 - CXJokerXD ONLINE (07/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I have one friend that does that and it's really ******* irritating when he does. It's like he doesn't ******* know from past experiences that mentioning it to certain people who you know are never invited will not poorly affect the time that everyone is going to have, as it usually to always does.

My Face every goddamn time.
#20 - respectyourmom (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**respectyourmom rolled image** wow what are we all 12 year old girls tonight? I can tell schools out by the amount of little kid **** on funnyjunk lately
#48 - deckbox (07/04/2014) [-]
when your parents start talking about sex in front of you
when your parents start talking about sex in front of you
#43 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


i dont have friends......
_or plans..............hehe.....
#34 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
When your magical dog casts and incantation that makes your left ear heavier than your right ear.   
   
 Credit to whomever came up with that caption long time ago
When your magical dog casts and incantation that makes your left ear heavier than your right ear.

Credit to whomever came up with that caption long time ago
#31 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I recently wasn't invited to my closest friend's birthday party.
I mean, it's not hard to remember when it is, considering he shares his birthday with Independence day. Like seriously, did you think I would forget your birthday was coming? I remember telling him a few weeks ago that his birthday present would be the ******* fireworks.
I heard from another friend that his party was last weekend because he was traveling to visit family for the 4th. Not a single person even mentioned it to me until after it happened, and everybody in our network of friends has the means to contact me even IF I'm being a shut-in for the summer.
I don't even know how to bring it up to him, the day I found out I sat around most of the day, didn't have the motivation to do anything. So I've just been sitting around wondering how in the **** a friend I've known since gradeschool didn't invite me to the last birthday party we'll have before everybody moves away after graduation.
Your turn FJ.
#4 - bluwizard (07/04/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** we're going to the zoo tomorrow
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