Thanks FJ. Here's the link to the original content: /Knock+on+wood/funny-pictures/4909083/1#1.. So apparentely the legends were true... Once you get laid (doesn't matter you are male or female) you can't enter fj again... You two have fun together, don't f Thanks FJ Here's the link to original content: /Knock+on+wood/funny-pictures/4909083/1#1 So apparentely legends were true Once you get laid (doesn't matter are male or female) can't enter fj again You two have fun together don't f
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User avatar #6 - swordiesnlobbies
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So apparentely the legends were true... Once you get laid (doesn't matter you are male or female) you can't enter fj again... You two have fun together, don't forget us
User avatar #389 to #6 - zuflux
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I got laid before I found FJ around 4 years ago.
Am I exempt now? Can I keep my account?
User avatar #747 to #389 - dwergenmoeder
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Your mom doesn't count
#1085 to #389 - NinjaZombie
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All the thumb downs were from virgins
User avatar #1244 to #1085 - jiboia
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Well duh this is fj, everyone is a virgin here.
#1092 to #389 - subadanus
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K
User avatar #933 to #389 - noket
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funny thing is that i discovered funnyjunk after getting laid the last time too.. some yea... err.. i mean.. some time ago..
#1146 to #933 - minichini
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<Doesn't count either
User avatar #1119 to #6 - laky
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nahh mang. i have gotten laid like >9000 times broo. i make grills so wet the just cum back for moar. im still on this site right 8)
#1374 to #1119 - LaBarata
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User avatar #1488 to #1374 - laky
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Do you guys not understand sarcasm?
#1340 to #1119 - gangoflust
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why can't I believe you?
why can't I believe you?
#1091 to #6 - gangsteralpaca
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Your welcome on the 666th Like my man
Your welcome on the 666th Like my man
#1095 to #1091 - subadanus
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Comment Picture
User avatar #1260 to #6 - Bakerlalalalala
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It could be when you get laid by another member on fj then you never return just saying
#1396 to #6 - Skars
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Ive had 23 sexual partners, 2 of them long term girlfriends.
I still love Funnyjunk, i check it every other day.

I get the joke I'm just thinking that most people on here are not virgins
#1426 to #1396 - kaboomz
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This image has expired
#1083 to #6 - DrOhcysp
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im still here..... help me
#1354 to #1083 - newforomador
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Comment Picture
User avatar #1416 to #1354 - DrOhcysp
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hue
#1408 to #1354 - iamjustheretoroll
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**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #7076401 at Safe For Work Random Board **   
   
where is this from? i NEED to know
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #7076401 at Safe For Work Random Board **

where is this from? i NEED to know
User avatar #1417 to #1408 - DrOhcysp
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(12/19/2013) [-]
its from a tinychat room that i go to
User avatar #318 to #6 - dbrak
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inb4 every neckbeard comments about how much they've been laid.
#1184 to #318 - broale
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they all came anyways... i feel like that's almost a pun
#1193 to #1184 - dbrak
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not sure why I even bothered posting that.

pun received.

pun appreciated.
#1234 to #1193 - broale
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you did what you could.
you did what you could.
User avatar #1446 to #1234 - dbrak
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why do I have a vague recollection of that gif? sauce? ._.
User avatar #1449 to #1446 - broale
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the titanic
User avatar #1464 to #1449 - dbrak
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ahh thanks
User avatar #57 to #6 - rhc
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nah. you always have to do something when she's not around.
#1123 to #57 - eggzatron
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you've obviously never had a long term girlfriend. (you masturbate)
you've obviously never had a long term girlfriend. (you masturbate)
User avatar #601 to #6 - dabronydude
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thank god i will never get laid, i love this site.
User avatar #1484 to #601 - gangoflust
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way to go!
#170 - zourch
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hot girls don't go on funnyjunk
hot girls don't go on funnyjunk



#1208 to #170 - felicialyn
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So I'm not hot?
User avatar #1210 to #1208 - kingxddd
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nope go seek attention somewhere else,ty
User avatar #1322 to #1210 - joshlol
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top lel
#1211 to #1210 - felicialyn
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I will :3
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - kingxddd
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ty
User avatar #1521 to #1208 - lordromz
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yes, if only i can date you ah well...
have a fun-filled life with men
#1518 to #1208 - gregduro
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The girl in the picture is hot.
User avatar #1513 to #1208 - rongkong
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not too shabby
User avatar #1499 to #1208 - serefth
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Very pretty 10/10.
User avatar #1391 to #1208 - Pompano
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7/10 meh
#1255 to #1208 - anon id: ea9029fc
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sweety you should know better. You're just asking to get your heart broken.
Honeslty, you are kinda cute, but your comment looks like a cry for attention, which is unattractive. Besides, 'hot' is defined by much more than a picture. Actions-how you carry yourself, your attitude, how much you can laugh off instead of turning into a bltch.

Of course, a perky chest helps. It appears you have that one covered. Please uncover it.
I never return, someone call me if she busts em out.
Felicialyn pay no attention to the above spoiler. Someone hacked into my comment.
tits, yet?
I told you to stop reading these Felicialyn. Besides, I already figured your name out. You're a CIA operative from Lincoln, here to observe feels.
I can't stop doing this. I'm sorry.
Still no tits, **** it, I'm out of here.
#1232 to #1208 - anon id: 3174ae27
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ew...
#1224 to #1208 - anon id: deedd0e0
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7/10
notbad.jpg
User avatar #1275 to #1208 - rabidlaz
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can I **** your throat?
ty
User avatar #1257 to #1208 - niggernazi
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i,d give you my schlong
#621 to #170 - niceguyguy
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#1086 to #170 - anon id: 18341e0b
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If you only knew
#1182 to #170 - aerosol
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I've actually noticed a few here and there. It's like seeing sasquatch but more attractive.
mfw
#1285 to #170 - anon id: acec433e
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allow me the chance to prove you wrong

Calling all hot girls to post their pictures on funny junk …..

below
vvvvvv
User avatar #186 to #170 - russiangirl
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I want to believe that I am indeed a hot girl, but that may just be a dream.
#208 to #186 - incoming
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Depends, are you truly Russian?
User avatar #211 to #208 - russiangirl
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I do have a russian grandfather, who did indeed fight in ww2.
User avatar #239 to #211 - incoming
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Well then, it's settled you're absolutely right to believe that.
User avatar #242 to #239 - russiangirl
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yaaaaaaay
User avatar #282 to #242 - incoming
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So you speak any Russian? I only know dah and nyet, needless to say I don't think I'd get very far.
#506 to #282 - teachworth
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TF2?
User avatar #285 to #282 - russiangirl
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only a couple of phrases >W< still working on that, my main language is english, as you can see by my typing.
User avatar #295 to #285 - incoming
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Still pretty cool, it's always fun knowing some different phrases in foreign languages. Living in Florida we have lots of Spanish speakers, so I've picked up some phrases (mostly insults) from that.
User avatar #1448 to #295 - kimilsung
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pinche pendejo culiao

if you kno what i mean
User avatar #306 to #295 - russiangirl
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That's somewhat good, maybe if you hang around them more you might learn more.
User avatar #333 to #306 - incoming
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Not very likely, I'd probably end up saying something that made no sense. Like the time I was speaking in my French class and somehow started speaking Spanish halfway through. In all fairness though, they do come from the same language family.
User avatar #336 to #333 - russiangirl
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Well, maybe if you remembered certain phrases, and their meanings, then used them at certain points of the day, keeping that up, maybe you will get better at it?
User avatar #356 to #336 - incoming
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Part of the way I remember is by thinking of words that sound similar, most of the trouble with new languages is not having someone to converse with for practice and that would also require knowing basic principals of the language. I've heard that listening to or reading something and translating it can help you pick up a language faster. Perhaps you can do that if you really want to learn your Russian?
User avatar #362 to #356 - russiangirl
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That sounds like a really cool idea, I might try that someday in the future!
#965 to #362 - kingrui
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#1010 to #211 - deckbox
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i had a polish granddad who passed some 20 years ago so part polish

if only a similar tale be forged from mutual grandfather stories exchanges

User avatar #1013 to #1010 - russiangirl
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Mine died a couple of years ago
#1014 to #1013 - deckbox
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sux me gran died 3 years back, ruptured bowel
User avatar #203 to #186 - lotengo
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u are faptastic thats for sure
User avatar #204 to #203 - russiangirl
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aw thank you
#215 to #204 - lotengo
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User avatar #219 to #215 - russiangirl
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wow, I did not see that.
User avatar #233 to #219 - lotengo
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If u are realy Russian and realy a girl then u are probably hot tho.
User avatar #237 to #233 - russiangirl
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Thank you! >w<
User avatar #377 to #237 - darkshadoww
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pix or it never happened.
User avatar #410 to #377 - russiangirl
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Look at my DA russiazoe you should find a couple
User avatar #443 to #410 - KoolMasterJ
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Ha, where I live there are like 300k+ Russians living here (including myself).
Btw, prob a stupid question, but what is "DA russiazoe".
User avatar #450 to #443 - russiangirl
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Wow and it's deviantart
User avatar #458 to #450 - darkshadoww
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d'aw~ you're so pretty. =3

<3
User avatar #814 to #458 - brettyoke
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Autistic comment of the year
User avatar #471 to #458 - russiangirl
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thank you so much~!
#663 to #471 - pointblankhits
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Someone on funnyjunk talking about Deviantart? I'm not alone
User avatar #665 to #663 - russiangirl
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You are never alone comrade
#682 to #665 - pointblankhits
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Russians really say Comrade?
User avatar #834 to #682 - kolsinder
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No
#836 to #834 - pointblankhits
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I dont know what cyka means
#866 to #836 - kolsinder
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Bloody hell, it's as if your comments are immune from replies... That's a very valid point, bet she's still having you on.
#1457 to #866 - pointblankhits
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I was born this way, never aloud to be directly replyied to, Yes i'm somewhat of an internet savant
User avatar #851 to #836 - kolsinder
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Probably not the best idea in hindsight mate. Then again, there's nothing inherently offensive about 'сука' in that picture. Replying to this comment because the 'reply' button's vanished for your other one.
#859 to #851 - pointblankhits
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It was a bad idea assuming girls actually exist on the internet....which they don't
User avatar #837 to #836 - kolsinder
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It means 'bitch'
#843 to #837 - pointblankhits
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Guess i should not have said it to hot russian girls on the internet in that case brethren
Guess i should not have said it to hot russian girls on the internet in that case brethren
User avatar #701 to #682 - russiangirl
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It's just a thing I say, I'm not sure if they all say it
User avatar #1335 to #458 - walnoot
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<leupsidedownballsack3
User avatar #1413 to #186 - mrgusti
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pics and let us decide
User avatar #1318 to #186 - joshlol
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If you really are a Russian girl you probably are. Female slavs have excellent genetics.
User avatar #1455 to #1318 - russiangirl
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hm, almost didn't see your comment over all of the stuff above
User avatar #1456 to #1455 - joshlol
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yeh I was late
User avatar #1458 to #1456 - russiangirl
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You are never late
User avatar #1459 to #1458 - joshlol
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eh, so can I see your pic? I'd like to see if you really are a qt
User avatar #1460 to #1459 - russiangirl
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You need to login to view this link pic from last halloween
User avatar #1462 to #1460 - joshlol
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yah, pretty cute. Do you live in Russia?
User avatar #1463 to #1462 - russiangirl
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thanks and no X3 I live in america
User avatar #1465 to #1463 - joshlol
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Aw, lucky I guess - haha.
Which state are you in?
User avatar #1466 to #1465 - russiangirl
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sc
User avatar #1467 to #1466 - joshlol
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Oh, cool
User avatar #1468 to #1467 - russiangirl
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Yeap
#877 to #186 - anon id: f40644f5
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Post in **** we will let u know comrade
User avatar #799 to #186 - rplix
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So do you want to hangout tonight? Just the two of us?
User avatar #803 to #799 - russiangirl
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If you want~
User avatar #21 - luthervonappledorf
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This is going to sound really gay but, she has the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.
User avatar #563 to #21 - thedungeonmaster
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This is going to sound even gayer, but HE has the most beautiful eyes i've ever seen...
User avatar #769 to #21 - swimmingprodigy
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looks like a ******* manga character
#1169 to #21 - assymcfartson
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>1978+35
>Being that gay
#1237 to #21 - anon id: 4c1d0269
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Likes girls + gay... Lesbian... is the profile a cover?
User avatar #1241 to #1237 - luthervonappledorf
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No... I meant as in saying something that doesn't involve the use of 'destroy' used towards the female in question might come across as 'gay' to the sites many 12 year old users. And maybe Admin if he's feeling bored.
User avatar #1443 to #21 - salihzzz
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i bet you kiss girls faggot
#1178 to #21 - pappathethird
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User avatar #597 to #21 - hipickausername
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Found the Dave
#1017 to #21 - ryojelon
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Her eyes are so hot I came.
Her eyes are so hot I came.
#2 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account**
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This is Gwen. Thanks again and see you around! we won't show our faces ever again for a long time
#870 to #2 - stefanovic
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User avatar #1037 to #2 - steammadewalrus
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Gwen, your ******* eyes, let me love you.
#1308 to #2 - cazabrow
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"Ever again for a long time."
#323 to #2 - turdofdoom
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youre not gwen
User avatar #1282 to #2 - machinimax
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Hey Gwen.
Now that your account is deleted, can I use the Comedian's badge as an avatar instead?
User avatar #593 to #2 - IAmManbearpig
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remember to leave the sex dungeon to get food.
and use protection.
#46 to #2 - swizzll
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Stories like this one are what make this community ******* cool, have fun guys, see you around
Stories like this one are what make this community ******* cool, have fun guys, see you around
User avatar #97 to #46 - gwenisghey
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noh im gwen
User avatar #122 to #97 - moosespoon **User deleted account**
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I'm Spartacus.
#160 to #122 - happyunicorn
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#68 to #2 - xxxherfaultxxx
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You're not Gwen you liar.
#503 to #68 - kingrui
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#526 to #68 - zaphodcoolfrood
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You are straight up retarded.
#1071 to #526 - anon id: ba431394
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its a joke, not a dick. dont take it so hard
#60 - happyfox
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paint skills off the chart.



Seriously though jesus your eyes and hair are ******* glorious.
User avatar #1432 to #60 - kwizzy
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I had the same thought of doing this.
User avatar #1267 to #60 - afjhahsdsl
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He has Michael Cera's eyes. Or is it his nose? idunno but there's something about him.
#145 to #60 - masculino
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Totally agree.. Dave's eyes are gorgeous!
#3 - teranin
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And so, in the little town of FJville, the apatheticalcare and electricparadigm warmed themselves by the cozy fire, enjoying the holiday spirit and feelings of great joy all around them.

It is said that FJ's heart grew two sizes that day, but since it was already so small that only quantum physics could explain the forces governing it's motion, that really wasn't a big deal.

Grats you two.
#1000 to #3 - bothemastaofall
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#1 - eclecticparadigm [OP] **User deleted account**
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Dave here. FJ, we will meet again. you won't recognize us
#59 to #1 - taketheredpill
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Dave you look like a 12 year old lesbian.

Gwen is gonna cheat on you with the next musclebound dudebro she talks with, you effeminate freak.

Keep a leash on your slut, she clearly craves attention and dick if she's willing to hook up with some random guy over the internet.
#1337 to #59 - DudeBro
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Im not muscle bound
#75 to #59 - ztron
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#827 to #59 - newtamalego
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that she knew...

dunno bout you, but I think that would mean he's not some random guy...
User avatar #603 to #1 - hipickausername
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Your not Dave, you liar. The post told me not to trust any Dave impersonators. How dare you stand where he stood!!!! Oh wait, your usernames the same, oh.
User avatar #755 to #603 - hipickausername
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*You're

how could I make such a mistake? I am disappointment to famiry.
#302 to #1 - stinki
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I love how gwen has over 30 thumbs more for exactly the same comment
#86 to #1 - thegamegestapo
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You think you can hide Dave? God damn it man I feel like you've thrown a stick that I want to chase.   
   
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for privacy, I can tell you I don't have any concept of personal boundaries. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a minor irritant for people like you. If you alert me of your new name now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will message you with something to the effect of &quot;haha, you can't stop the signal&quot;
You think you can hide Dave? God damn it man I feel like you've thrown a stick that I want to chase.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for privacy, I can tell you I don't have any concept of personal boundaries. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a minor irritant for people like you. If you alert me of your new name now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will message you with something to the effect of "haha, you can't stop the signal"
#150 to #86 - happyunicorn
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Did you just start a hunt to find dave? I want in
User avatar #161 to #150 - thegamegestapo
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Can't be too difficult

Anyone else?
User avatar #1060 to #161 - sspacecore
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why not?
#582 to #150 - sportsmaniac
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Count me in on Mission Hunt to Find Dave!
#1144 to #582 - anon id: 0f17dc41
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Im dave
dave yognot
#1029 to #86 - xdeathspawnx
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The picture looked fishy to me, (I didn't think that this could just happen, and if it did that the girl would be so good looking) so I turned the gamma up and there are white circles around almost all of the words. It looks like what would be left over from a blending or regular brush on Photoshop. It could just be the lighting that caused this, but I'm pretty sure someone just found a picture of two people holding pieces of pare with words on them, covered over the previous words with a white brush, and then wrote the purple words over it.

If this picture really is fake like I think it makes me want to find him even more, so I can know for sure.
User avatar #1041 to #1029 - majormoron
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Shhh. sHHHHHHHH.


I WANT TO BELIVE THIS ONE.


BE ******* QUIET. DONT RUIN THE FUN!
#1506 to #1041 - rui
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I am gonna find out if this is real or not. First I gotta upload this version of only the couple holding the papers
#1507 to #1506 - rui
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okay interesting, I found this
#1508 to #1507 - rui
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apparently a girl named Daph claims to be this girl.
seraromantici.tumblr.com/
and with some work, It turns out this is fake as well (see the eraser mark in D)
User avatar #1510 to #1508 - majormoron
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**** me dude.....

You killed it.

My dreams are dead. WHY EVEN DREAM ANYMORE.

ALL DREAMS ARE LIESS!!!!!
User avatar #1149 to #1029 - niggastolemyname
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****************** rolls 597,773,583** Hey FJ whats that Photoshop detector called?
now that I double back to the image you're right it's pretty obviously fake
User avatar #1152 to #1149 - xdeathspawnx
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I didn't use a detector, I just went into Photoshop and increased the gamma correction so that any slight color changes in the paper (indicating the photo has been edited) would show up easier.
User avatar #1154 to #1152 - niggastolemyname
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No no im not saying you did
what im talking about goes into the data stuff and maps out data that may indicate image alteration
User avatar #1159 to #1154 - xdeathspawnx
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User avatar #1163 to #1159 - xdeathspawnx
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plugged it in and it says it can't tell. I'm not positive that the picture is fake but I wouldn't be surprised at all if it is.
User avatar #1053 to #1029 - curtkobain
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do it
User avatar #1036 to #86 - steammadewalrus
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YOU HAVE MY AXE
#35 - whatasickname
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Gwen's eyes, though...   
   
   
   
   
seriously. she has nice eyes.
Gwen's eyes, though...




seriously. she has nice eyes.
User avatar #997 to #35 - delphine
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Colored contacts and false eyelashes. Could spot them from a mile away since I'll wear them at cons. But she'd have pretty eyes without them too, I can tell.
User avatar #901 to #35 - usernameerror
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They're colored contacts.

Source: My friend has the exact same contacts
User avatar #202 to #35 - lepokerface
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So does Dave.
#14 - poonraider
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#1056 to #14 - otroviciado
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...AND I THINK THEY ENJOYED IT!
#1386 to #14 - pikapimp
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Comment Picture
User avatar #69 - eklipsbrate
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I wish you the best of luck and just want you to know that I will totally masturbate to Gwen
User avatar #272 to #69 - schmuxy
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join the line
#386 to #272 - thehorrorthehorror
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