Thank you. . Thanks internet.. you lack ambition, op
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#2 - milnerdk (01/14/2014) [-]
That will take ages!
- here, use this
User avatar #369 to #2 - silkisberg (01/15/2014) [-]
haha lol that saw is clearly made out of metal
#138 to #2 - cheesesniffer (01/15/2014) [-]
Don't you mean it will take gages ?
#7 to #2 - shitposting (01/14/2014) [-]
a concrete saw?
User avatar #9 to #7 - MikeLit (01/14/2014) [-]
That saw is clearly made of metal
#76 to #9 - zombiejew (01/15/2014) [-]
You clever little 			****
You clever little ****
User avatar #10 to #9 - josephwolfe (01/14/2014) [-]
Why'd I laugh so hard?
User avatar #105 to #9 - miscarriage (01/15/2014) [-]
Nice username
User avatar #269 to #105 - tittentei (01/15/2014) [-]
For you faggot who didn't understand:
MikeLit
Mike Lit
Mi keLit
Mai kLit (the e is silent)
My kLit
My cLit
My Clit
User avatar #327 to #269 - miscarriage (01/15/2014) [-]
I understood it though?
#329 to #327 - John Cena (01/15/2014) [-]
look at your thumbs before i posted my comment ;P you were -4
User avatar #331 to #329 - miscarriage (01/15/2014) [-]
oh
Why
What'd i say wrong what da heck
User avatar #333 to #331 - tittentei (01/15/2014) [-]
idk man, dont worry about it, they're just ******* faggots
User avatar #335 to #333 - miscarriage (01/15/2014) [-]
oki
User avatar #272 to #269 - kavtech (01/15/2014) [-]
Mike Litoris
#348 to #7 - tjocksnorris (01/15/2014) [-]
We use it to saw rocks
#49 - pornoranger (01/15/2014) [-]
you lack ambition, op
#52 to #49 - pornoranger (01/15/2014) [-]
i leave my garage open on a regular basis btw.
no one ever stole my bike
User avatar #78 to #52 - thatscrewedupkid (01/15/2014) [-]
arent white neighborhoods great
User avatar #86 to #78 - theavatarspupil (01/15/2014) [-]
Fun little fact. I never once had my bike stolen when I lived in a ****** neighborhood when I was about 10. But, when we moved out and into a nice, drug-free neighborhood, my bike got stolen the first week.
User avatar #93 to #86 - askafj (01/15/2014) [-]
Theres a place in our town were people from other countries usually come to live, since it's so cheap there, and I left my bike out there and forgot to lock it. 2-3hours later it was gone.
User avatar #236 to #93 - brrigg (01/15/2014) [-]
rode my bike in detroit once, damn jiggaboo's stole it while i was riding it. one minute i'm on my bike, looked away from it for 2 seconds, next thing i know i was standing on cinder blocks, porch monkeys worked some david blane ****
#71 to #49 - tazze (01/15/2014) [-]
a Festina? what are you a peasant?
#73 to #71 - pornoranger (01/15/2014) [-]
i've been in med school for 7 semesters now
please don't hurt me
User avatar #188 to #73 - robouteguilliman (01/15/2014) [-]
So given student loans...pretty much.
#300 to #188 - pornoranger (01/15/2014) [-]
tis what i'm trying to say
#115 to #49 - holyfool (01/15/2014) [-]
Come on, step it up! Worlds largest lock.
#27 - hurblurb (01/14/2014) [-]
The noise of that saw must be ear piercing
User avatar #110 to #27 - kwag (01/15/2014) [-]
Ah a fellow word play specialist. I tip my hat to you sir.
User avatar #334 to #110 - cocoman (01/15/2014) [-]
*fedora
User avatar #107 to #27 - klina (01/15/2014) [-]
nailed it
User avatar #113 to #27 - bobkiller (01/15/2014) [-]
I hear ya...
#91 - RealStrangeSteve (01/15/2014) [-]
I was going to leave a comment asking why all the hate against people with stretched ears since I have an ear stretched myself. Then I thought about it, and almost everyone I've ever met with stretched ears are complete assholes.
#97 to #91 - wellhungmonkey (01/15/2014) [-]
why do I feel like this is like that joke where the guy says "They say 1 in 4 guys is gay. I hope it's Dan, he's really cute"?
User avatar #175 to #97 - UnforgivingOne (01/15/2014) [-]
1 in 3 people cheat in a relationship. I'm not sure if its my wife or my girlfriend.
#112 - John Cena (01/15/2014) [-]
New rule: Anything that can fit through a hole in your ear must also be able to fit comfortably in your anus.
If it cannot, then your anus will be widened accordingly.
User avatar #132 to #112 - nightmarecorpse (01/15/2014) [-]
Good thing I have an incredibly elastic anus
User avatar #96 - fourtwentt (01/15/2014) [-]
Yes the internet made huge holes in your ear, bad internet
User avatar #104 to #96 - genderless (01/15/2014) [-]
more about spreading the prank with the lock
User avatar #117 to #104 - genderless (01/15/2014) [-]
Why the red thumbs? Just said why this content 'thanks' the internet.
User avatar #122 to #117 - orikanyo (01/15/2014) [-]
That confused me aswell.. allow me to assist you and help clear abit of unneeded red.
#25 - mankey ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
They couldn't just go to tool shop, find a set of these, use them and put them back?
User avatar #26 to #25 - marohawk (01/14/2014) [-]
Bolt cutters cant cut through all locks, just depends on how thick the metal is. It does look like a small lock though.
User avatar #30 to #26 - mankey ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
small? It's just a bit bigger than his thumb, you could probably use a pair of scissors to break the thing, or just sneeze on it.
User avatar #31 to #30 - marohawk (01/14/2014) [-]
Now that is a gif I want to see... Man sneezes a lock off of a ******** ear! Has a nice title don't you think?
#44 to #31 - mankey ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #89 to #44 - marohawk (01/15/2014) [-]
Close enough, thumb for you good sir.
#35 to #30 - pornoranger (01/14/2014) [-]
maybe it's an abus lock
#41 to #35 - mankey ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Even if it is, hardened steel will still give to the pressure of a good set of bolt cutters. It's not adamantium, there's a reason bike lock and chains aren't made of thin hardened steel, but huge thick ******* usually with shrouding to stop the cutters getting a good purchase.
#61 to #41 - pornoranger (01/15/2014) [-]
you can't argue with comment #49.
you need a ******* lightsaber to break that thing.
User avatar #85 to #61 - mankey ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, but to be fair you wouldn't shell out for one of those just to prank someone, but if you did they'd see it a mile away because it's not really ********************** is it? Also, if it was me, I'd rather just bash the guy around the head with it rather than waste a good lock.
User avatar #83 to #26 - matamune (01/15/2014) [-]
I can cut basically anything with my botlcutters. I got the biggest ones they had at the store though.
User avatar #42 to #26 - Einsty ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Some locks are hardened. More expensive, but almost impossible to cut using any steel tools. That's why they have to grind it off.
#39 - ilovemyguns (01/15/2014) [-]
Bitch get one of these kinds of locks, bend key to almost break, lock on their ear and break off key. they won't be cutting it ever.
#77 - John Cena (01/15/2014) [-]
ummmm bolt cutters?
#19 - erikstadt (01/14/2014) [-]
Goes faster if they cut the soft part.
#178 - usernamecannotload (01/15/2014) [-]
Soon, they will begin to think of this as a new type of fashion, and then we'll have an even worse fad going on.
#94 - crazyeyedbioll (01/15/2014) [-]
I feel no sympathy for these gross ear holed teens.
#100 to #94 - John Cena (01/15/2014) [-]
oh wow you are a ****** up dead inside ******** of a person. die in a gorilla's rectum, you cunt-mouthed emotionless (not in the cool action movie badass way) forever alone prick
User avatar #354 to #94 - daentraya (01/15/2014) [-]
And i have little sympathy for prejudiced ***** with no sympathy due to said prejudice. If something bad would happen to you, we could make that circle of not giving a **** complete. But oh well, the internet shall be the internet, and people will judge and feel sympathy as they please based on whatever they feel inclined to.
User avatar #344 to #94 - cacachaud (01/15/2014) [-]
who shove a donkey up his ass should be prepared to the consequences
#337 - flemsdfer (01/15/2014) [-]
The comments section is just filled with "he deserved it for having gauges/you're all sick for thinking he deserved it" posts.   
   
I blame both.   
   
 The guy who placed the lock was a dick and did this to someone else purposely. He has his own fault in it.   
   
The guy with the gauges had the gauges in the first place. That's his part of the fault in it. Yes, that argument, but here's why. I go by the phrase "there are terrible people in the world and always will be. Prepare accordingly."   
   
Argue all you want that the guy who put the lock is entirely at fault, the guy with the gauges still had to go through the horrible process of getting it grinded off of his body with power tools and no amount of punishment will undo that. Ever since gauges became popular, the idea of sticking padlocks in them has been around. It's known about. Now not having a little foresight and seeing all of these potential problems that could occur by getting gauges, especially such large ones, he made himself more prone to these problems. He could have easily protected himself from predictable harm with different choices but didn't, and is therefore at partial fault.   
   
People are who they are and can do what they want with their bodies but when they ignore the risks and it goes south on them I don't have any sympathy.
The comments section is just filled with "he deserved it for having gauges/you're all sick for thinking he deserved it" posts.

I blame both.

The guy who placed the lock was a dick and did this to someone else purposely. He has his own fault in it.

The guy with the gauges had the gauges in the first place. That's his part of the fault in it. Yes, that argument, but here's why. I go by the phrase "there are terrible people in the world and always will be. Prepare accordingly."

Argue all you want that the guy who put the lock is entirely at fault, the guy with the gauges still had to go through the horrible process of getting it grinded off of his body with power tools and no amount of punishment will undo that. Ever since gauges became popular, the idea of sticking padlocks in them has been around. It's known about. Now not having a little foresight and seeing all of these potential problems that could occur by getting gauges, especially such large ones, he made himself more prone to these problems. He could have easily protected himself from predictable harm with different choices but didn't, and is therefore at partial fault.

People are who they are and can do what they want with their bodies but when they ignore the risks and it goes south on them I don't have any sympathy.
#340 to #337 - camperdude (01/15/2014) [-]
Very well said. I absolutely agree with you.
Very well said. I absolutely agree with you.
User avatar #260 - dafiltafish (01/15/2014) [-]
"If you don't like weed, don't smoke it"

If you don't like gauges, don't get them.

People are free to do what they want to their bodies. It isnt my problem if I get a job with unmodified ears and someone else was turned down because of their choice in ear hardware.
#106 - teFlyingNinja ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Honestly they should have seen it coming.
User avatar #123 - insanemanoo (01/15/2014) [-]
I know I'm gonna get **** for this, but honestly, I think this goes to show more that some people are so entrapped in their own narrow-minded view of how the world is supposed to be that they immediately hate anything different. I mean, I'm a guy, and I have my ears pierced, and a lot of my friends have tapers/plugs. I've considered getting my ears stretched a little, but I wouldn't go any larger than like size 8 (They go on a decreasing size scale), but I digress. In my opinion, gauging doesn't look bad, and I think its just one of those things that my generation has done to distinguish itself stylistically from other generations. Its a choice whether or not you want to get them, and liking a certain style or trend, doesn't have any impact on your intelligence. Now, don't get me wrong here, I hate people who use gauging as a desperate cry for attention, and sadly, since they search for the attention, they usually find it, and they're the assholes who get publicized, but that's not how most people with gauged ears are. Most people just silently have their tapers and plugs because they like the style.
User avatar #147 to #123 - zombieblob (01/15/2014) [-]
***** it has nothing to do with "not standing it" well at least I don't hate them but I would do this to some one just because I find it funny, heck I find them attractive but if I ever saw this done to somebody I would laugh, a lot.
User avatar #152 to #147 - insanemanoo (01/15/2014) [-]
If you'd put a lock through a total strangers gauge, and then run off, then you've just got a sick sense of humor....Like I could see doing it to a friend and then immediately giving them the key after you have a good laugh, but just running off and leaving the person to deal with a lock stuck in their ear? That's just cruel.
User avatar #153 to #152 - zombieblob (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't find it sick, but if you say it's sick oh well.
User avatar #155 to #153 - insanemanoo (01/15/2014) [-]
I think its cruel to use someone's own body against them.
User avatar #157 to #155 - zombieblob (01/15/2014) [-]
You're not hurting them, just bothering them. It's funny, yeah it may weigh a lot but they can just hold it with their hand till they get it removed.
#162 to #157 - insanemanoo (01/15/2014) [-]
In short, these stupid lock pranks are gonna lead to a lot of this.
User avatar #193 to #162 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
Gauges
Not even once
#214 to #157 - John Cena (01/15/2014) [-]
You might be the biggest retard I have ever met.
User avatar #234 to #214 - zombieblob (01/15/2014) [-]
Thank you, I try
User avatar #160 to #157 - insanemanoo (01/15/2014) [-]
Have you ever heard of an earlobe ripping? Because this is the kind of **** that causes it. like if the person locks it shut and then drops it against the bottom of the person's gauge, the gauge might break and then it'll just rip right through the bottom of their earlobe.
User avatar #163 to #160 - zombieblob (01/15/2014) [-]
Doesn't happen all the time, it's just that practical jokes come with risks, say what you want I will still find this kind of joke funny when no one gets hurt. Plus if you get one now you know what the risks are.
User avatar #164 to #163 - insanemanoo (01/15/2014) [-]
The point is that there shouldn't be any risks to people who choose to stretch their ears, its not a practical joke if you just ripped someone's earlobe off and ran away, and this prank is attempted assault if it doesn't rip your earlobe, and assault if it does.
User avatar #170 to #164 - zombieblob (01/15/2014) [-]
It's a risk you, if you wanna get it it's fine but now there's a risk. It's like when you get robbed in a bad neighborhood at night, you knew very well what the risk was but still decided to go, sure it shouldn't happen but it does, you know the risks there are but still do it.
#216 to #170 - John Cena (01/15/2014) [-]
The only "risk" is people being ******* douchebags like you.
#208 to #170 - childofnephilim (01/15/2014) [-]
Yes, it is a risk, similar to getting in my car in the morning. There is a risk that someone, being entirely irresponsible, got slobbering drunk and is going to crash into me on my way to work.

It is a risk, similar to investing in my home, and having the bank reverse my equity because the bankers up top were making risky deals.

Do you know what all of these risks have in common? None of volitional characters conducting the "practical joke" are celebrated as having uproarious senses of humor.
#141 to #123 - John Cena (01/15/2014) [-]
Totally agree with you on this one.

I myself have 3/4 lobes, and the only reason that I decided to start stretching, is because A) To me, it's a cool style. B) There is such a rich history behind it, even if said history isn't applicable to me. C) I'd had too many reactions to earrings. For example, my body would eat the finish off of the posts within a day or two (cheap or not) and I'd end up with very irritated lobes. Also, my lobes are thick so the posts were often too short and 'dangly' earrings were just not me. Because of the wide array of materials used for tunnels and plugs, I now have no problem whatsoever.

TL;DR:

Not everyone is some hipster attention whore for having stretched lobes.
#133 to #123 - gggman (01/15/2014) [-]
It's not people like you, who are modest about it and do it because they ACTUALLY do like it instead of attention grabbing that we make fun of. It's the absolute DUMB ASSES like the one above in the content that make theirs so big they can fit their hands in it. It looks retarded and honestly disgusting.
It's not people like you, who are modest about it and do it because they ACTUALLY do like it instead of attention grabbing that we make fun of. It's the absolute DUMB ASSES like the one above in the content that make theirs so big they can fit their hands in it. It looks retarded and honestly disgusting.
User avatar #135 to #133 - gggman (01/15/2014) [-]
And I'm not saying you're a dumb ass cause you make it that big (but i still think its gross, cause that's just me) I'm saying you're a dumb ass if you do things like the kid in the picture did.
User avatar #139 to #133 - insanemanoo (01/15/2014) [-]
Well, once you start stretching, and you get to about a 4 or a 2, your ears will stretch indefinitely, so people are forced to either size up, wear nothing in them and deal with having the ugly skin flaps until they close up, or get them sewn up and start from scratch again....So sometimes, having huge gauges isn't even directly the person's choice; they're just making the best of a bad situation. I've met people who are up to half-inches who wanted to stop at like 4's, but their ears didn't stop stretching.
User avatar #140 to #139 - gggman (01/15/2014) [-]
Sounds like they messed up somewhere....
User avatar #144 to #140 - insanemanoo (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't know. All I know is one of my best friends had to size up from 4's to 2's because the 4's were falling out of her lobes even though she wasn't even trying to stretch any more, and now she's at a half-inch.
User avatar #134 to #123 - catburglarpenis ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
At the same time- if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. I refuse to get nipple rings because I'm afraid someone's gonna rip 'em out. **** happens- you're not gonna get rid of all the bullies in the world overnight, so don't give them anything to bully you with.
User avatar #143 to #134 - insanemanoo (01/15/2014) [-]
I can see where you're coming from, but this isn't some innocent teasing or even bullying, this is blatant assault.....I'd honestly try to find the guy who put th elock in and press charges
User avatar #142 to #123 - OsamaBinLadenz (01/15/2014) [-]
I can't stand the big ass gauges. I want to get a really small size that looks pretty normal.
User avatar #145 to #142 - insanemanoo (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't mind what sizes other people have. Like I said in the original comment, I want to get up to 8's, and I've been told its a really solid size, but other people tell me that stretching is really addictive and that I'll end up going bigger.
User avatar #146 to #145 - OsamaBinLadenz (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm fine with whatever people wanna do. A friend of my friend has piercings and tattoos all over his body. The thing is he genuinely enjoys it and likes the style. I want a tattoo and some small gauges. I don't like being all flashy, but some people are flashy but don't intend to be because that's the style they like and it just happens to catch attention. I'm fine with that. People who pierce and tattoo to catch eyes, however, I could never see myself getting along with.
User avatar #154 to #146 - insanemanoo (01/15/2014) [-]
Exactly man, piercings that you like and tattoos with meaning are great, and I've got plenty of tattoos that reflect my love of music and other things. Some may say I've gone a bit overboard (I got my first one like 7 months ago and already have 6 of them), but I like them, and got them for the sentimental reasons, not for attention.
User avatar #156 to #154 - OsamaBinLadenz (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah. Agreed completely. I can't see why you would make such a big change to your body if it had no meaning to you. You're changing a part of yourself by doing this. It better mean something.
User avatar #158 to #156 - insanemanoo (01/15/2014) [-]
My thoughts exactly. You're a good person, and I wish you much luck and happiness with any gauging and/or tattoos that are in your future.
User avatar #159 to #158 - OsamaBinLadenz (01/15/2014) [-]
Same back at you, man!
User avatar #161 to #159 - insanemanoo (01/15/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#64 - darthblam (01/15/2014) [-]
I actually suggested this once, I feel somewhat responsible for this.

And I like it.
User avatar #353 - zombiefeelings (01/15/2014) [-]
I just think those huge ones look ridiculous. Who would choose to resemble buddha? Also it's hard to resist not poking my finger though the hole even if it's a stranger wearing them... cue red thumbs for daring to have an opinion
User avatar #308 - merrymarvelite (01/15/2014) [-]
I try to be tolerant and people can do whatever they want with their own bodies but those things still look ******* stupid.
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