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at my poem. s Into perform because honesty I enjoyed [mug the center at alteration when out at combat Bee: wank! step Into a tavern, hear the
we and say 'sht am gonna tly' and you can bet your sweet ass that we' d be nan/ mg a good ole' Fashion hoedown In that piace before the mud dunk In
Halt the (me the party made me go In met to get tree dunks and rooms (see: never needed one He would Flat a tavern ween and Teile' her through
the Ham) More than a couple at seashore wat by winch ended llh
Beel out node and starts (ms "
But there was a story, and because see: was so great at , and partying and making merry, he sucked royally at actual combat Not that l was a
my dean I mean I wasn' t an dot stayed back, boosted the party, and lad the are ks that needed (I gave them breakfast In bed everytime though
because Bee: Is a gentleman Problem wth that Is when you NEED to hem, because otherwise you look We a tool who' s nding NS team tor
tree sum, so I promised the group that when I saw a chance, I would take It
Then came the budge wth the dew:
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so, see: somehow manages to mute that the dew: near the budge HAPPENS to have a woht The sad somethingg about mm
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bl with; see: wats tor he moment at The entire party befire sneak checks, winch were easy due to truck as hen
underbrush, but Bee: Is the orlly one perception What dd he learn?
I The dew seems to be part at a travell cunts
2 The dew appears to have a huge bag at that seems to be a toll tor the budge‘
3 He' s pretty damn good at the WON" he had
oldwizard reminded us that appareantly the town had come under siege tram the local tie:/ II: who were chargeing toll on everything and everyone Was
the Important? sure Dd see: care? Eh a Mme Was It he Hell no
We sat In that brush tor two hours wotm, mm: that bastard suddenly started playing he wolo, by at course, In the mddle at the woods
I Austen to a tew songs, the party : us, before toally Mm start really shredder's the woht The was l The was the moment at truth
Bee: watched the dew, saned, and told the party
Tve got ths, was '
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see: leaps tram the , he wolo In he storage box, and a sane on he face He stuns the dew fora moment, who looks up
and stops The two Internal creatures kicked eyes tor one moment and the dew stands up wth he hand hooding the
bow but tor the aggro" he My
who are your
see: we and Outproduces himseld as a weary ' s way , and hes to make a dew
The dew, by Beers monstrous amount at chansaw deeds‘: to how at on mm The rest at the party slowly starts to step tram the brush
see: them as he the monster and Ines to convince Mm to accept a challenge The makes a ran checks I, and then Informs me
that the dew Is open to your '
The was when see: stakes
QUICK perception check, I notice a lens! tree and [ my narration
see: hops up on that hickory stump and says
Boy let me tell you what: I bet you ' t know It but I' m haile player too and It you care to make a dare, In make a bet WM: you Now, you play pretty
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The entire table Is (wet as they stare at me hm/ leapt up tram my manna Chan and the entire (Mug I wat tonne ' s
response, and he does the best (mug any human can possibly do In such a situation
The tune around to he Faptop, types up a few (mugs, and suddenly, the muse 1799:": to play The group looks a Mme can: used, and the stands
tram he own Chan a sane on he face and then he narrates
The dew says "my names Carrera, and It mm be a SIG, but In take that bet, you' gonna regret, cause I' m the best there' s ever menu’
The group Is utterly lost, and the KNEE hes the met lull at was Instrumental, no streaks, so t was Inst the drum and guitar The suddenly pantomimes
Beaning over and something down
The dew opens up he case and says
Tll start (ms show '
And from he Fingertips as he rams up he bow
And he pulled that bow across the stung: and It made an an
And a band at tamed In and It sounded something We Chm’
That' s when the met player tans over Daugherty an I' m not
Bee: knows muse Is the most Serums at all battles
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Bee: wats tor the tempo to change and watching as the dew: unleashes the 3 hens In he The asked
someone below to poll a few fumes to get some numbers purposes By the pawn the muse Is Manny as mud as
possible, and any airspace not Med wth the most ewe haile tunes to grace our ears Is wed In by Daughter tram the group
As the tune treally comes to an end, the bows and sts down He pretends to Trot the bow to me and continues
when the dew: , see: says"
And I take up my we as the most Barracade at all
wen you' re pretty good ole' sun, but st down In that than mt there and let see: show ya how " dam
And what dd I dot
I sung, and starting skipping around the room, Bumping on Chan: and around the room as I pretended to be the Bard I knew In my heart see: was
I dd everything I could to make mm proud even (Mug to make my look realistic as I prance we a too: to the Daughter at my blends
And as Beers retort slowly winds down I get nght In my ' s face, and pantomime the bow across the smug: wth the most gnu I can
muster, over Mm In the most awkward It awn stance I can muster as my Veg: Sm: shake
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s The pauses the muse and starts checkouts the numbers we who In everythingg
At met, It doesn' t look good tor Been who was ACTUALLY bung passably one at the best adders the plane That was mm: we ht
the (ma: 3 polls my perform / l In
I actuaaly scored about 70% at the score am all the math was done
see: had Fiddled the **** out the dew
The sane: turns around, turns the muse on, and narrates once more
The dew: bows he head because he knew that he' d been beat, and he lays that budge: toll down on the ground at Ole' Beel' s we ‘
As we Hugh, I scoot away, Imaginary bow I carry towards mm
see: sad 'come on back It ya ever wanna try
I shourd told ya before we started, I' m the best ' s ever beena“
And fora moment, we all sang I pranced around the room once more, my ' numb and the peopie rm! door
probably confused as to why the neighborhood has the best wwhile muse the side at the nver As the song wound down, my best mend Bumped up and
grabbed my shoulder and the best at the group applauded I dd It The was T The was hardcore
From that point on I made l a point to fiddlers I neverming mylist them, amply chalenged them and (Ned to make some cam see: itally
bought way In and managed to become a part at the team
The best part was am that session tasked the It he set that up tor me
He had
But we were supposed to kn: mm toms woht
Months Eater the warmed me that we would be reusing the same characters as part at an epilogue, part at a spews: story And he wormed me that
see: would once more need to hwhile but that Is another story
we bug pg( 360x245)
wet character, and of course bang goofy In me I deemed to try playing a bard Hardcore All poms In chansaw,
I _ Intelligence and and dump EVERYTHING Into parlare My Instrument at chodey Well, my Esta: had gotten a WON?! sol
wanted to try a teile worked In the ' s book, so he agreed that he would (meme my (named see: because:
have no )
see: was a maple bard of many tastes He Iowa! booze, women, and songs Oh, dd he love songs You see, as we leveled, I essentually demented at
at my poem. s Into perform because honesty I enjoyed [mug the center at alteration when out at combat Bee: wank! step Into a tavern, hear the
we and say 'sht am gonna tly' and you can bet your sweet ass that we' d be nan/ mg a good ole' Fashion hoedown In that piace before the mud dunk In
Halt the (me the party made me go In met to get tree dunks and rooms (see: never needed one He would Flat a tavern ween and Teile' her through
the Ham) More than a couple at seashore wat by winch ended llh
Beel out node and starts (ms "
But there was a story, and because see: was so great at , and partying and making merry, he sucked royally at actual combat Not that l was a
my dean I mean I wasn' t an dot stayed back, boosted the party, and lad the are ks that needed (I gave them breakfast In bed everytime though
because Bee: Is a gentleman Problem wth that Is when you NEED to hem, because otherwise you look We a tool who' s nding NS team tor
tree sum, so I promised the group that when I saw a chance, I would take It
Then came the budge wth the dew:
on the budge wth the dew: who had a WOW!
we we ( KB, 300x168)
so, see: somehow manages to mute that the dew: near the budge HAPPENS to have a woht The sad somethingg about mm
We a performer, but all Bee: heard, all I cared about, was '' so Instead at tasked them to Wan t out net a
bl with; see: wats tor he moment at The entire party befire sneak checks, winch were easy due to truck as hen
underbrush, but Bee: Is the orlly one perception What dd he learn?
I The dew seems to be part at a travell cunts
2 The dew appears to have a huge bag at that seems to be a toll tor the budge‘
3 He' s pretty damn good at the WON" he had
oldwizard reminded us that appareantly the town had come under siege tram the local tie:/ II: who were chargeing toll on everything and everyone Was
the Important? sure Dd see: care? Eh a Mme Was It he Hell no
We sat In that brush tor two hours wotm, mm: that bastard suddenly started playing he wolo, by at course, In the mddle at the woods
I Austen to a tew songs, the party : us, before toally Mm start really shredder's the woht The was l The was the moment at truth
Bee: watched the dew, saned, and told the party
Tve got ths, was '
Anonymous 28 as No _ »33: » r
we terrance ant; my KB, 321x400)
sesame;
see: leaps tram the , he wolo In he storage box, and a sane on he face He stuns the dew fora moment, who looks up
and stops The two Internal creatures kicked eyes tor one moment and the dew stands up wth he hand hooding the
bow but tor the aggro" he My
who are your
see: we and Outproduces himseld as a weary ' s way , and hes to make a dew
The dew, by Beers monstrous amount at chansaw deeds‘: to how at on mm The rest at the party slowly starts to step tram the brush
see: them as he the monster and Ines to convince Mm to accept a challenge The makes a ran checks I, and then Informs me
that the dew Is open to your '
The was when see: stakes
QUICK perception check, I notice a lens! tree and [ my narration
see: hops up on that hickory stump and says
Boy let me tell you what: I bet you ' t know It but I' m haile player too and It you care to make a dare, In make a bet WM: you Now, you play pretty
good faile, boy but gave the he due I bet my party' s gum, agents! the budge toll to thok rm better than you "
we hardcore pg was KB, 1023x1264)
h Have some (am: Is nght
Utter ******* Skate
The entire table Is (wet as they stare at me hm/ leapt up tram my manna Chan and the entire (Mug I wat tonne ' s
response, and he does the best (mug any human can possibly do In such a situation
The tune around to he Faptop, types up a few (mugs, and suddenly, the muse 1799:": to play The group looks a Mme can: used, and the stands
tram he own Chan a sane on he face and then he narrates
The dew says "my names Carrera, and It mm be a SIG, but In take that bet, you' gonna regret, cause I' m the best there' s ever menu’
The group Is utterly lost, and the KNEE hes the met lull at was Instrumental, no streaks, so t was Inst the drum and guitar The suddenly pantomimes
Beaning over and something down
The dew opens up he case and says
Tll start (ms show '
And from he Fingertips as he rams up he bow
And he pulled that bow across the stung: and It made an an
And a band at tamed In and It sounded something We Chm’
That' s when the met player tans over Daugherty an I' m not
Bee: knows muse Is the most Serums at all battles
I I Anonymous ( Frer 47 24 No 38033389 s » » »
we ago: at 900x675)
Bee: wats tor the tempo to change and watching as the dew: unleashes the 3 hens In he The asked
someone below to poll a few fumes to get some numbers purposes By the pawn the muse Is Manny as mud as
possible, and any airspace not Med wth the most ewe haile tunes to grace our ears Is wed In by Daughter tram the group
As the tune treally comes to an end, the bows and sts down He pretends to Trot the bow to me and continues
when the dew: , see: says"
And I take up my we as the most Barracade at all
wen you' re pretty good ole' sun, but st down In that than mt there and let see: show ya how " dam
And what dd I dot
I sung, and starting skipping around the room, Bumping on Chan: and around the room as I pretended to be the Bard I knew In my heart see: was
I dd everything I could to make mm proud even (Mug to make my look realistic as I prance we a too: to the Daughter at my blends
And as Beers retort slowly winds down I get nght In my ' s face, and pantomime the bow across the smug: wth the most gnu I can
muster, over Mm In the most awkward It awn stance I can muster as my Veg: Sm: shake
I Anonymous (( 00 18 No 38033548 r » »kezawa
we { at 1384x1116)
s The pauses the muse and starts checkouts the numbers we who In everythingg
At met, It doesn' t look good tor Been who was ACTUALLY bung passably one at the best adders the plane That was mm: we ht
the (ma: 3 polls my perform / l In
I actuaaly scored about 70% at the score am all the math was done
see: had Fiddled the **** out the dew
The sane: turns around, turns the muse on, and narrates once more
The dew: bows he head because he knew that he' d been beat, and he lays that budge: toll down on the ground at Ole' Beel' s we ‘
As we Hugh, I scoot away, Imaginary bow I carry towards mm
see: sad 'come on back It ya ever wanna try
I shourd told ya before we started, I' m the best ' s ever beena“
And fora moment, we all sang I pranced around the room once more, my ' numb and the peopie rm! door
probably confused as to why the neighborhood has the best wwhile muse the side at the nver As the song wound down, my best mend Bumped up and
grabbed my shoulder and the best at the group applauded I dd It The was T The was hardcore
From that point on I made l a point to fiddlers I neverming mylist them, amply chalenged them and (Ned to make some cam see: itally
bought way In and managed to become a part at the team
The best part was am that session tasked the It he set that up tor me
He had
But we were supposed to kn: mm toms woht
Months Eater the warmed me that we would be reusing the same characters as part at an epilogue, part at a spews: story And he wormed me that
see: would once more need to hwhile but that Is another story
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