Texas. They miss their citizen.. an 20 DAYS, you have been located in: it is, nonbelief that for more tr: Name of State: CANADA D Y, 'Name of County: BRITISH CO
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Texas

They miss their citizen.

an 20 DAYS, you have been located in:
it is, nonbelief that for more
tr: Name of State: CANADA
D Y, 'Name of County: BRITISH COLUMBIA
Our records indicate that this is not a U. S. State or Territory)
It is our assumption that you are being held in foreign territory against your will.
Our records indicate that the territory you are located in is governed by an Extradition Treaty
with the United States. Accordingly, we are no longer able to afford you full protection by
dispatching a posse to return you to your home in Texas.
this foreign land.
Please be aware of the risks that you are exposed to while you remain in
Our records indicate that these include:
Is OFFICIAL LANGUAGE
HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IS COMMUNIST
MARIJUANA IS LEGALIZED
FAMILY WILL BE UNABLE TO SEEK MURDER
DEATH PENALTY IN EVENT or YOUR
Division of Missing Texans, at
Please do not hesitate to contact the Texas Department of State,
will be with you.
our ho . 'm. In the meantime, our prayers
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Submitted: 10/23/2013
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#8 - theaflackduck (10/23/2013) [+] (21 replies)
I love being Texan. We're like the 'Murica of 'Murica.
#15 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (10/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I want to believe this is fake, but this really seems like something Texas would do...
I want to believe this is fake, but this really seems like something Texas would do...
#7 - dripping (10/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Americas 51st state . . . Canada
#57 - anonymous (10/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Thinks Canada is the state and British Columbia is the country... Sounds about right.
#59 to #57 - anonymous (10/23/2013) [-]
County.

The word they used was "County".
#101 - thefloppinater (10/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Healthcare system is communist.
> They weren't supposed to find out like this.
#45 - broale ONLINE (10/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#114 - mummyslittlebitch (10/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Can somebody explain to me what the hell is this?
User avatar #123 to #114 - jacklane (10/24/2013) [-]
A very fat Jonah Hill
#127 - strumpetthesheep (10/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I love living in Texas
#68 - recoveryone (10/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Meanwhile, at the Texas Ranger training center....
Meanwhile, at the Texas Ranger training center....
User avatar #63 - reduxalicious (10/23/2013) [+] (9 replies)
This isn't even... It's not even a good fake.
#81 - liquidz (10/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#91 - swedishassassin (10/24/2013) [-]
I love you, Texas...
#10 - angrylittleman (10/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#77 - sisterblister (10/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
story time guys   
me and my family went to the Bahamas for a week and when we got back we found out that some one in Canada called my grandparents and told them they were holding me hostage and required an ransom i was riding slides and swimming with dolphins
story time guys
me and my family went to the Bahamas for a week and when we got back we found out that some one in Canada called my grandparents and told them they were holding me hostage and required an ransom i was riding slides and swimming with dolphins
#67 - someguyonthewebz (10/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
This is so fake. The bad thing is that I could totally see this happening.
God I love Texas
#119 - zibdibbie (10/24/2013) [-]
Damn Canadians
#130 - truemox (10/24/2013) [-]
1 Pending acquisisiton of this state or territory by the Armed Forces of the United States.
1 Pending acquisisiton of this state or territory by the Armed Forces of the United States.
User avatar #1 - huemynue (10/23/2013) [-]
I hope this reaches the front page
#143 - sometoast ONLINE (10/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
being a Texan is great
#2 - snakefire (10/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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