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an 20 DAYS, you have been located in:
it is, nonbelief that for more
tr: Name of State: CANADA
D Y, 'Name of County: BRITISH COLUMBIA
Our records indicate that this is not a U. S. State or Territory)
It is our assumption that you are being held in foreign territory against your will.
Our records indicate that the territory you are located in is governed by an Extradition Treaty
with the United States. Accordingly, we are no longer able to afford you full protection by
dispatching a posse to return you to your home in Texas.
this foreign land.
Please be aware of the risks that you are exposed to while you remain in
Our records indicate that these include:
Is OFFICIAL LANGUAGE
HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IS COMMUNIST
MARIJUANA IS LEGALIZED
FAMILY WILL BE UNABLE TO SEEK MURDER
DEATH PENALTY IN EVENT or YOUR
Division of Missing Texans, at
Please do not hesitate to contact the Texas Department of State,
will be with you.
our ho . 'm. In the meantime, our prayers