Texas. They miss their citizen.. an 20 DAYS, you have been located in: it is, nonbelief that for more tr: Name of State: CANADA D Y, 'Name of County: BRITISH CO
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Texas. They miss their citizen.. an 20 DAYS, you have been located in: it is, nonbelief that for more tr: Name of State: CANADA D Y, 'Name of County: BRITISH CO

They miss their citizen.

an 20 DAYS, you have been located in:
it is, nonbelief that for more
tr: Name of State: CANADA
D Y, 'Name of County: BRITISH COLUMBIA
Our records indicate that this is not a U. S. State or Territory)
It is our assumption that you are being held in foreign territory against your will.
Our records indicate that the territory you are located in is governed by an Extradition Treaty
with the United States. Accordingly, we are no longer able to afford you full protection by
dispatching a posse to return you to your home in Texas.
this foreign land.
Please be aware of the risks that you are exposed to while you remain in
Our records indicate that these include:
Is OFFICIAL LANGUAGE
HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IS COMMUNIST
MARIJUANA IS LEGALIZED
FAMILY WILL BE UNABLE TO SEEK MURDER
DEATH PENALTY IN EVENT or YOUR
Division of Missing Texans, at
Please do not hesitate to contact the Texas Department of State,
will be with you.
our ho . 'm. In the meantime, our prayers
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#8 - theaflackduck (10/23/2013) [-]
I love being Texan. We're like the 'Murica of 'Murica.
User avatar #136 to #8 - drinktogetdrunk (10/24/2013) [-]
That is the best description I have ever read
User avatar #164 to #8 - musclemarinade (10/24/2013) [-]
Amen brother
User avatar #60 to #8 - danzoshimura (10/23/2013) [-]
I wish I would say the same for Florida. But, you know, Hispanics.
User avatar #134 to #60 - Conquistador (10/24/2013) [-]
Yet, Mexicans are the majority in Texas.
User avatar #212 to #134 - danzoshimura (10/24/2013) [-]
Not as much as Florida, well more specifically, Miami. Spanish is the main language and you will get turned down from a lot of jobs if you can't speak it. And back to my main point, they all talk about how much better their country is than the US.
User avatar #213 to #212 - Conquistador (10/24/2013) [-]
Florida as a whole? Maybe not. But as for Miami, it may have a higher percentage of hispanics than most cities in Texas. But most of the hispanics there are Cubans. So Texas may have a higher general Mexican population. Lol, just tell them if it's so much better, then go back.
#135 to #8 - munchyman (10/24/2013) [-]
mfw im from Texas, and seeing this comment.
mfw im from Texas, and seeing this comment.
#70 to #8 - undeadwill (10/24/2013) [-]
God bless Texas
God bless Texas
#96 to #8 - leafonthewind (10/24/2013) [-]
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glorious Texan master race reporting in
#7 - dripping (10/23/2013) [-]
Americas 51st state . . . Canada
#50 to #7 - WhateverIguess (10/23/2013) [-]
It's in reference to territory, as in territory owned by the U.S. that may later petition to be a state.
I think.
#45 - broale (10/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #166 to #45 - lutzie (10/24/2013) [-]
Is that.... Rios and Salem?
#205 to #166 - iwishiwasfunny (10/24/2013) [-]
yes, its from an advert
yes, its from an advert
#101 - thefloppinater (10/24/2013) [-]
>Healthcare system is communist.
> They weren't supposed to find out like this.
#15 - Jesusnipples (10/23/2013) [-]
I want to believe this is fake, but this really seems like something Texas would do...
I want to believe this is fake, but this really seems like something Texas would do...
User avatar #188 to #15 - commontroll (10/24/2013) [-]
It's called neighbors caring for each other, even if you're just from the same state. Or from the parts of Oklahoma, New Mexico, and Colorado that used to be Texas.

We look out for our own.
User avatar #20 to #15 - Maroon (10/23/2013) [-]
Really? Cause I really, REALLY, want this to be real.
#91 - swedishassassin (10/24/2013) [-]
I love you, Texas...
#77 - sisterblister (10/24/2013) [-]
story time guys   
me and my family went to the Bahamas for a week and when we got back we found out that some one in Canada called my grandparents and told them they were holding me hostage and required an ransom i was riding slides and swimming with dolphins
story time guys
me and my family went to the Bahamas for a week and when we got back we found out that some one in Canada called my grandparents and told them they were holding me hostage and required an ransom i was riding slides and swimming with dolphins
User avatar #82 to #77 - albertjester (10/24/2013) [-]
they didnt think to try phoning either you or any of your other family members with you?
User avatar #83 to #82 - sisterblister (10/24/2013) [-]
we turned all of our phones off they knew where we were so they just waited till our return day and called
User avatar #85 to #83 - albertjester (10/24/2013) [-]
so they didnt panic then? and you had your phones off for an entire week?
User avatar #86 to #85 - sisterblister (10/24/2013) [-]
we told them it was like ten years ago so it was really expensive to call to a different country
User avatar #88 to #86 - albertjester (10/24/2013) [-]
oooooh right, fair enough.
User avatar #89 to #88 - sisterblister (10/24/2013) [-]
yeps i freaking loved it their highly recommend it if your ******* rich a coke and a burger was 41 dollars and a lobster was 170 it was insane
#84 to #77 - liquidz (10/24/2013) [-]
Don't lie, we know the truth, and how you escaped
Don't lie, we know the truth, and how you escaped
User avatar #87 to #84 - sisterblister (10/24/2013) [-]
shhhh dont let out the secret of texas
#67 - someguyonthewebz (10/24/2013) [-]
This is so fake. The bad thing is that I could totally see this happening.
God I love Texas
User avatar #93 to #67 - colonelroymustang (10/24/2013) [-]
Super Texas when?
#115 to #67 - chancevance (10/24/2013) [-]
Galveston Master Race reporting.
User avatar #121 to #115 - someguyonthewebz (10/24/2013) [-]
Welcome Galveston, Houston master race here
User avatar #189 to #121 - commontroll (10/24/2013) [-]
Houston Area confirmed as master race. Woodlands reads you loud and clear.
User avatar #142 to #121 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
Copy that Houston, Lubbock Master Race reporting in.
User avatar #150 to #142 - seriouslyblack (10/24/2013) [-]
Dallas reporting

plano to be exact
User avatar #80 to #67 - dosburritos ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
I can find no fault with that picture.
Texas. **** yea
#119 - zibdibbie (10/24/2013) [-]
Damn Canadians
#120 to #81 - mance (10/24/2013) [-]
I'll just put this here
#130 - truemox (10/24/2013) [-]
1 Pending acquisisiton of this state or territory by the Armed Forces of the United States.
1 Pending acquisisiton of this state or territory by the Armed Forces of the United States.
#127 - strumpetthesheep (10/24/2013) [-]
I love living in Texas
#139 to #127 - anon (10/24/2013) [-]
Holy dog **** , only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down.
#68 - recoveryone (10/24/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, at the Texas Ranger training center....
Meanwhile, at the Texas Ranger training center....
#131 to #68 - madcowbill (10/24/2013) [-]
What is that GIF from..? I must know.. <3
User avatar #151 to #131 - casedlsix (10/24/2013) [-]
red vs. blue!
#73 to #68 - thecanadiankush (10/24/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, at the RCMP training center....
Meanwhile, at the RCMP training center....
User avatar #95 to #73 - whycanticaps (10/24/2013) [-]
oh god....that would be like a rock in your stomach if you drank that much maple syrup
User avatar #99 to #95 - Neodude (10/24/2013) [-]
Sure, if you're not Canadian.
User avatar #102 to #99 - whycanticaps (10/24/2013) [-]
but I am D:
User avatar #106 to #102 - Neodude (10/24/2013) [-]
LIES....actually, i've tried that before and can say without a doubt I would down an entire bottle of buckley's before doing it again.
User avatar #107 to #106 - whycanticaps (10/24/2013) [-]
Ya..I only drank a small cup full as a dare, and I thought I was going to die. I can't imagine a whole bottle.

Buckleys, tastes awful, but it works
User avatar #63 - reduxalicious (10/23/2013) [-]
This isn't even... It's not even a good fake.
User avatar #97 to #63 - leafonthewind (10/24/2013) [-]
you obviously are not from texas
User avatar #100 to #97 - reduxalicious (10/24/2013) [-]
Yup, Houston is totally not in Texas.
User avatar #105 to #100 - leafonthewind (10/24/2013) [-]
my apologies fine sir

let us go consume copious amounts of alcohol and meat products while hunting minorities from excessively large pickup trucks
#108 to #105 - reduxalicious (10/24/2013) [-]
That's more like it!
That's more like it!
#110 to #108 - leafonthewind (10/24/2013) [-]
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this pleases me
User avatar #133 to #105 - Conquistador (10/24/2013) [-]
It seems you know so little about the state. Whites are the minority in Texas now.
User avatar #215 to #133 - leafonthewind (10/24/2013) [-]
maybe in Houston

the only way fort worth could get any whiter is if tony Montana sneezed on it
#75 to #63 - trivdiego (10/24/2013) [-]
i thought it was funny
i thought it was funny
#149 to #75 - djhuehue (10/24/2013) [-]
oh yeah come to papa wait donut stoppppgarzszszwskggiyfutd
sauce?
User avatar #1 - huemynue (10/23/2013) [-]
I hope this reaches the front page
#143 - sometoast (10/24/2013) [-]
being a Texan is great
User avatar #185 to #143 - wtfduud (10/24/2013) [-]
So what's the big deal with the weather in Texas? Is it unusual?
User avatar #216 to #185 - sometoast (10/25/2013) [-]
let's pretend it's summer. One day it'll be 106 and the next day it'll be a nice cool 80 degrees. There's a saying that goes like "if you don't like the weather in Texas just wait 5 minutes."
#177 to #143 - yuukoku (10/24/2013) [-]
Being a Texan is fun. People from back in the North East wonder why we obsess over how the weather is, but once you live here long enough, you start to understand that the weather doesn't 			*******		 like you or your preferences in temperature.    
   
 We also aren't an entire state of Conservatives like people stereotype us as. I doubt anybody who thinks that has ever been to Austin.
Being a Texan is fun. People from back in the North East wonder why we obsess over how the weather is, but once you live here long enough, you start to understand that the weather doesn't ******* like you or your preferences in temperature.

We also aren't an entire state of Conservatives like people stereotype us as. I doubt anybody who thinks that has ever been to Austin.
User avatar #33 - Ruspanic (10/23/2013) [-]
No ******* **** it's not real, are you people goddamn retarded?
#41 to #33 - dameush (10/23/2013) [-]
you underestimate how stupid this country is
#56 to #41 - anon (10/23/2013) [-]
no, i think you are just incredibly gullible.
#182 - imthatbrony (10/24/2013) [-]
Makes me proud to be Texan
Makes me proud to be Texan
User avatar #181 - xdeathspawnx (10/24/2013) [-]
This is just a polite way for the government to say, "come back or we will have you deported and arrested for fleeing the country."
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