Texas. They miss their citizen.. an 20 DAYS, you have been located in: it is, nonbelief that for more tr: Name of State: CANADA D Y, 'Name of County: BRITISH CO Texas They miss their citizen an 20 DAYS you have been located in: it is nonbelief that for more tr: Name of State: CANADA D Y 'Name County: BRITISH CO
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Texas. They miss their citizen.. an 20 DAYS, you have been located in: it is, nonbelief that for more tr: Name of State: CANADA D Y, 'Name of County: BRITISH CO

They miss their citizen.

an 20 DAYS, you have been located in:
it is, nonbelief that for more
tr: Name of State: CANADA
D Y, 'Name of County: BRITISH COLUMBIA
Our records indicate that this is not a U. S. State or Territory)
It is our assumption that you are being held in foreign territory against your will.
Our records indicate that the territory you are located in is governed by an Extradition Treaty
with the United States. Accordingly, we are no longer able to afford you full protection by
dispatching a posse to return you to your home in Texas.
this foreign land.
Please be aware of the risks that you are exposed to while you remain in
Our records indicate that these include:
Is OFFICIAL LANGUAGE
HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IS COMMUNIST
MARIJUANA IS LEGALIZED
FAMILY WILL BE UNABLE TO SEEK MURDER
DEATH PENALTY IN EVENT or YOUR
Division of Missing Texans, at
Please do not hesitate to contact the Texas Department of State,
will be with you.
our ho . 'm. In the meantime, our prayers
...
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#8 - theaflackduck
Reply +243
(10/23/2013) [-]
I love being Texan. We're like the 'Murica of 'Murica.
#60 to #8 - danzoshimura
Reply -3
(10/23/2013) [-]
I wish I would say the same for Florida. But, you know, Hispanics.
#134 to #60 - Conquistador
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Yet, Mexicans are the majority in Texas.
#212 to #134 - danzoshimura
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Not as much as Florida, well more specifically, Miami. Spanish is the main language and you will get turned down from a lot of jobs if you can't speak it. And back to my main point, they all talk about how much better their country is than the US.
#213 to #212 - Conquistador
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Florida as a whole? Maybe not. But as for Miami, it may have a higher percentage of hispanics than most cities in Texas. But most of the hispanics there are Cubans. So Texas may have a higher general Mexican population. Lol, just tell them if it's so much better, then go back.
#136 to #8 - drinktogetdrunk
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
That is the best description I have ever read
#164 to #8 - musclemarinade
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Amen brother
#191 to #8 - imthatbrony
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#135 to #8 - munchyman
Reply +4
(10/24/2013) [-]
mfw im from Texas, and seeing this comment.
mfw im from Texas, and seeing this comment.
#70 to #8 - undeadwill
Reply +10
(10/24/2013) [-]
God bless Texas
God bless Texas
#96 to #8 - leafonthewind
Reply +12
(10/24/2013) [-]
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glorious Texan master race reporting in
#15 - Jesusnipples
Reply +173
(10/23/2013) [-]
I want to believe this is fake, but this really seems like something Texas would do...
I want to believe this is fake, but this really seems like something Texas would do...
#188 to #15 - commontroll
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
It's called neighbors caring for each other, even if you're just from the same state. Or from the parts of Oklahoma, New Mexico, and Colorado that used to be Texas.

We look out for our own.
#20 to #15 - Maroon
Reply +15
(10/23/2013) [-]
Really? Cause I really, REALLY, want this to be real.
#7 - dripping
Reply +94
(10/23/2013) [-]
Americas 51st state . . . Canada
#50 to #7 - WhateverIguess
Reply 0
(10/23/2013) [-]
It's in reference to territory, as in territory owned by the U.S. that may later petition to be a state.
I think.
#101 - thefloppinater
Reply +63
(10/24/2013) [-]
>Healthcare system is communist.
> They weren't supposed to find out like this.
#147 to #101 - fuckyouto
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
#45 - broale
Reply +42
(10/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#166 to #45 - lutzie
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Is that.... Rios and Salem?
#205 to #166 - iwishiwasfunny
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
yes, its from an advert
yes, its from an advert
#114 - mummyslittlebitch
Reply +2
(10/24/2013) [-]
Can somebody explain to me what the hell is this?
#152 to #114 - rocksteady
Reply +1
(10/24/2013) [-]
That is the most glorious chin beard I have ever seen
#211 to #152 - mummyslittlebitch
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
no not that
#179 to #152 - anon
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
*glorious chin beards
#153 to #114 - megayoming
Reply +2
(10/24/2013) [-]
If you are asking about the post then Its a joke if not

Then that is what we call GloriusNeckBeardMasterRace.JPEG
#210 to #153 - mummyslittlebitch
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
the former
#123 to #114 - jacklane
Reply +40
(10/24/2013) [-]
A very fat Jonah Hill
#127 - strumpetthesheep
Reply +28
(10/24/2013) [-]
I love living in Texas
#137 to #127 - slumberdonkey
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
FUCK YOU TEXAS
#139 to #127 - anon
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Holy dog ****, only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down.
#68 - recoveryone
Reply +25
(10/24/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, at the Texas Ranger training center....
Meanwhile, at the Texas Ranger training center....
#131 to #68 - madcowbill
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
What is that GIF from..? I must know.. <3
#151 to #131 - casedlsix
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
red vs. blue!
#73 to #68 - thecanadiankush
Reply +5
(10/24/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, at the RCMP training center....
Meanwhile, at the RCMP training center....
#95 to #73 - whycanticaps
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
oh god....that would be like a rock in your stomach if you drank that much maple syrup
#99 to #95 - Neodude
Reply +2
(10/24/2013) [-]
Sure, if you're not Canadian.
#102 to #99 - whycanticaps
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
but I am D:
#106 to #102 - Neodude
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
LIES....actually, i've tried that before and can say without a doubt I would down an entire bottle of buckley's before doing it again.
#107 to #106 - whycanticaps
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
Ya..I only drank a small cup full as a dare, and I thought I was going to die. I can't imagine a whole bottle.

Buckleys, tastes awful, but it works
#63 - reduxalicious
Reply +24
(10/23/2013) [-]
This isn't even... It's not even a good fake.
#97 to #63 - leafonthewind
Reply -2
(10/24/2013) [-]
you obviously are not from texas
#100 to #97 - reduxalicious
Reply +2
(10/24/2013) [-]
Yup, Houston is totally not in Texas.
#105 to #100 - leafonthewind
Reply -1
(10/24/2013) [-]
my apologies fine sir

let us go consume copious amounts of alcohol and meat products while hunting minorities from excessively large pickup trucks
#108 to #105 - reduxalicious
Reply +1
(10/24/2013) [-]
That's more like it!
That's more like it!
#110 to #108 - leafonthewind
Reply +2
(10/24/2013) [-]
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this pleases me
#133 to #105 - Conquistador
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
It seems you know so little about the state. Whites are the minority in Texas now.
#215 to #133 - leafonthewind
Reply +1
(10/24/2013) [-]
maybe in Houston

the only way fort worth could get any whiter is if tony Montana sneezed on it
#75 to #63 - trivdiego
Reply +4
(10/24/2013) [-]
i thought it was funny
i thought it was funny
#149 to #75 - djhuehue
Reply 0
(10/24/2013) [-]
oh yeah come to papa wait donut stoppppgarzszszwskggiyfutd
sauce?
#81 - liquidz
Reply +20
(10/24/2013) [-]
#112 to #81 - painfullfoxtwo
Reply +3
(10/24/2013) [-]
me too
#120 to #81 - mance
Reply +6
(10/24/2013) [-]
I'll just put this here