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#9 - tastycrisps (01/09/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Awesome teacher stories?
Awesome teacher stories.

>Be this year before break
>Have super shill History teacher
>Lets me eat in class(I eat all the ******* time)
>Be sittin on my desk and begin chowing down on a bagel
>Have to grab a worksheet from the front of the classroom
>Leave bagel at desk and get up to grab paper
>grab paper, turn around and see teacher standing by my desk
>watch as he shoves the entire bagel in his mouth then then audibly yell COMMUNISM before turning around an leaving the classroom
>MFW
#3 - include (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Got anymore, these are great.
Got anymore, these are great.
#6 - looneyfortheluna (01/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
In seventh grade i fell for that last one...   
 To be fair, nobody did it right, so I wasnt  too upset
In seventh grade i fell for that last one...
To be fair, nobody did it right, so I wasnt too upset
#31 - Nickdowgg (01/09/2014) [-]
>Early 2013   
>In science    
>						*******					 awesome teacher has a bearded dragon named Lisa   
>Don't 						*******					 ask why her name is Lisa I don't even know   
>Preppy girls in the front of class always complain when he lets her out everyday    
>Teacher knows exact time Lisa likes to take a 						****					   
>He picks her up and puts her on the preppy bitches books   
>Lisa walks over to their purse    
>Lisa cocks her head up like she always does before 						********					   
>						************					.jpg   
>						*****					 ALL OVER THE TEXTBOOK AND SOME OF HER PURSE   
>Preppy bitches freak out while everyone is laughing   
>Laughing stops because the smell of Lisa's 						****					 is worse than Jabba's dead carcass in a rancor's asshole.   
>Everyone bolts outta the classroom   
>Teacher has 						****					 eating grin on his face for the rest of class.
>Early 2013
>In science
> ******* awesome teacher has a bearded dragon named Lisa
>Don't ******* ask why her name is Lisa I don't even know
>Preppy girls in the front of class always complain when he lets her out everyday
>Teacher knows exact time Lisa likes to take a ****
>He picks her up and puts her on the preppy bitches books
>Lisa walks over to their purse
>Lisa cocks her head up like she always does before ********
> ************ .jpg
> ***** ALL OVER THE TEXTBOOK AND SOME OF HER PURSE
>Preppy bitches freak out while everyone is laughing
>Laughing stops because the smell of Lisa's **** is worse than Jabba's dead carcass in a rancor's asshole.
>Everyone bolts outta the classroom
>Teacher has **** eating grin on his face for the rest of class.
#23 - sarcasticrunner (01/09/2014) [-]
meet my brother the seventh grade history teacher.
User avatar #5 - armoredfish (01/09/2014) [-]
I had an art teacher who would take pictures of students who feel asleep in her class, draw them, then hang the pictures up on the walls.
#26 - pwnagraphy ONLINE (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**pwnagraphy rolled a random image posted in comment #158733 at Hating - file complaints, whine, airline complaints, rustle jimmies **
>Be me 17
>Trigonometry
>Doing some worksheet stuff, teacher is on his computer
>Total bro, goes to my gym and has played MGS 1-4 (We confirmed this)
>Getting confused as **** on this problem, new material
>Go to ask teacher for assistance
>He's playing TF2 and muttering to himself about spies
>MFW
#20 - Jakknife (01/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Rude, but almost internally combusted when this happened.   
>Two years ago   
> First chemistry class, teacher walks in   
> Takes attendance and says some gibberish, trying to pronounce an asian name    
> gongshenziuwang.jpeg   
> Girl in the back says: oh you can call me by nickname, Melody   
> Teacher roars: Well thats a lot 						*******					 nicer!   
> Everyone loses their 						****
Rude, but almost internally combusted when this happened.
>Two years ago
> First chemistry class, teacher walks in
> Takes attendance and says some gibberish, trying to pronounce an asian name
> gongshenziuwang.jpeg
> Girl in the back says: oh you can call me by nickname, Melody
> Teacher roars: Well thats a lot ******* nicer!
> Everyone loses their ****

#40 - felixfj (01/09/2014) [-]
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#38 - evanomicfour (01/09/2014) [-]
MFW Last one..
#19 - iwumboyouwumbo (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I have this one economics teacher that just says a bunch of funny ****

>Wow Jim you are just like the portajohn of this class
>Now this question requires only a one syllable answer, its so easy even Jim can get it.
>Money makes a whole lotta ugly look good
#54 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
Second time i'm posting this today
#17 - leafonthewind (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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EVERYBODY
User avatar #14 - mondominiman (01/09/2014) [-]
This is why i enjoy working at schools. Teachers can be cool if you can be cool with them.
User avatar #16 - CaptalnPlanet (01/09/2014) [-]
my freshman biolgy teacher played DOOM on his computer while we took our finals
User avatar #4 - Nullifier (01/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
HOLD ON A ******* MINUTE.

AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN USING SHAMPOO BEFORE CONDITIONER THIS WHOLE TIME?

IM SERIOUS THIS JUST RUINED MY DAY
#53 - benschien (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
ben stiller? or is it notbenstiller?
#49 - volumes (01/09/2014) [-]
>Be in middleschool
>Science teacher is old rock musician with tattoos
>Teacher pulls out a bag of sausages
>With a wire on each end, he connects one of the sausages to a battery and it slowly starts to sizzle
>Teacher says: "I just want to say that I don't approve of the torturing of sausages"
>Out of ******* nowhere he pulls out a giant mallet from under desk (I **** you not)
>"PAPAS MALLET" is written on the side of the giant hammer
>He then smashes the **** out of the sausage (to, and I quote, "end it's misery")
>Bits of sausage everywhere
>Best class ever


#35 - jaketasticness (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
True story:

My english teacher in 9th grade gave me the same "3 minute test" on our first day. I disregarded the first step and followed all the other steps until the very end just to find out that I was the only one who didn't read the whole test first. Everyone just sat there and watched me complete every step until I read step 20 and realized what a huge mistake I had just made.
User avatar #30 - kaycie (01/09/2014) [-]
I remember getting the last paper in my science class
a bunch of people did it all
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