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Teachers comp

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my teacher stopped class, got down on the
floor, and tied his shoes together...
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#9 - tastycrisps ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Awesome teacher stories?
Awesome teacher stories.

>Be this year before break
>Have super shill History teacher
>Lets me eat in class(I eat all the ******* time)
>Be sittin on my desk and begin chowing down on a bagel
>Have to grab a worksheet from the front of the classroom
>Leave bagel at desk and get up to grab paper
>grab paper, turn around and see teacher standing by my desk
>watch as he shoves the entire bagel in his mouth then then audibly yell COMMUNISM before turning around an leaving the classroom
>MFW
#47 to #9 - anon (01/09/2014) [-]
le greentext on funyjunk xDD
#59 to #9 - anon (01/09/2014) [-]
Not telling him your going to blitzkrieg him for that.   
And yelling your not getting away this time Stalin!
Not telling him your going to blitzkrieg him for that.
And yelling your not getting away this time Stalin!
User avatar #34 to #32 - folkflunky (01/09/2014) [-]
It's so... beautiful...
User avatar #46 to #32 - nighkey (01/09/2014) [-]
Thanks, I enjoyed reading this.
User avatar #67 to #46 - edcbbiii (01/09/2014) [-]
no problem bbz, i got a fair few more green text tard stories if you want any
User avatar #70 to #67 - nighkey (01/09/2014) [-]
Definitely.
#71 to #70 - edcbbiii (01/12/2014) [-]
slightly late, but have a couple anyway
User avatar #73 to #71 - nighkey (01/12/2014) [-]
Thanks for taking the time and going out of the way. I love these things.
User avatar #13 to #9 - chuckbillrow (01/09/2014) [-]
>be in chemistry
>lazy student sleeping
>teacher fills a large beaker with water
>teacher acts like he is going to dump it on student
>student wakes up and sees what teacher is doing
>student says "you wouldn't"
>teacher says "oh yeah" and throws the contents of beaker in student's face
#3 - include (01/09/2014) [-]
Got anymore, these are great.
Got anymore, these are great.
#45 to #3 - anon (01/09/2014) [-]
Started watching Breaking Bad three days ago, so far season 2 and all episodes have bored me except the first one, the one with Tuco in desert.
Not to mention Skyler and her sister are annoying to the max that I just want to bash the screen in.
#6 - looneyfortheluna (01/09/2014) [-]
In seventh grade i fell for that last one...   
 To be fair, nobody did it right, so I wasnt  too upset
In seventh grade i fell for that last one...
To be fair, nobody did it right, so I wasnt too upset
#65 to #6 - trash (01/09/2014) [-]
Same here. I remember looking back at this kid who sat in the back, pencil down looking all smug, and I thought "This ************ finished already?". Then I noticed when I was already halfway done.
User avatar #33 to #6 - areialview (01/09/2014) [-]
Only time I did that was when I was in second grade and was too bored with everything to pay attention
User avatar #7 to #6 - RandomAnonGuy (01/09/2014) [-]
I did it right, but only because I always read the last thing I have to do for some reason. Force of habit.
User avatar #12 to #7 - klick ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Same here. I like to make sure it's worth the read
#31 - Nickdowgg (01/09/2014) [-]
>Early 2013   
>In science    
>			*******		 awesome teacher has a bearded dragon named Lisa   
>Don't 			*******		 ask why her name is Lisa I don't even know   
>Preppy girls in the front of class always complain when he lets her out everyday    
>Teacher knows exact time Lisa likes to take a 			****		   
>He picks her up and puts her on the preppy bitches books   
>Lisa walks over to their purse    
>Lisa cocks her head up like she always does before 			********		   
>			************		.jpg   
>			*****		 ALL OVER THE TEXTBOOK AND SOME OF HER PURSE   
>Preppy bitches freak out while everyone is laughing   
>Laughing stops because the smell of Lisa's 			****		 is worse than Jabba's dead carcass in a rancor's asshole.   
>Everyone bolts outta the classroom   
>Teacher has 			****		 eating grin on his face for the rest of class.
>Early 2013
>In science
> ******* awesome teacher has a bearded dragon named Lisa
>Don't ******* ask why her name is Lisa I don't even know
>Preppy girls in the front of class always complain when he lets her out everyday
>Teacher knows exact time Lisa likes to take a ****
>He picks her up and puts her on the preppy bitches books
>Lisa walks over to their purse
>Lisa cocks her head up like she always does before ********
> ************ .jpg
> ***** ALL OVER THE TEXTBOOK AND SOME OF HER PURSE
>Preppy bitches freak out while everyone is laughing
>Laughing stops because the smell of Lisa's **** is worse than Jabba's dead carcass in a rancor's asshole.
>Everyone bolts outta the classroom
>Teacher has **** eating grin on his face for the rest of class.
#23 - sarcasticrunner (01/09/2014) [-]
meet my brother the seventh grade history teacher.
User avatar #5 - armoredfish (01/09/2014) [-]
I had an art teacher who would take pictures of students who feel asleep in her class, draw them, then hang the pictures up on the walls.
#26 - pwnagraphy (01/09/2014) [-]
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>Be me 17
>Trigonometry
>Doing some worksheet stuff, teacher is on his computer
>Total bro, goes to my gym and has played MGS 1-4 (We confirmed this)
>Getting confused as **** on this problem, new material
>Go to ask teacher for assistance
>He's playing TF2 and muttering to himself about spies
>MFW
User avatar #29 to #26 - roliga (01/09/2014) [-]
>yfw yfw is my shirt
#20 - Jakknife (01/09/2014) [-]
Rude, but almost internally combusted when this happened.   
>Two years ago   
> First chemistry class, teacher walks in   
> Takes attendance and says some gibberish, trying to pronounce an asian name    
> gongshenziuwang.jpeg   
> Girl in the back says: oh you can call me by nickname, Melody   
> Teacher roars: Well thats a lot 			*******		 nicer!   
> Everyone loses their 			****
Rude, but almost internally combusted when this happened.
>Two years ago
> First chemistry class, teacher walks in
> Takes attendance and says some gibberish, trying to pronounce an asian name
> gongshenziuwang.jpeg
> Girl in the back says: oh you can call me by nickname, Melody
> Teacher roars: Well thats a lot ******* nicer!
> Everyone loses their ****

#25 to #20 - spiritualkilo (01/09/2014) [-]
>In high school English class
>teacher is taking attendance for first time
>comes upon an Asian girl
>howtopronouncename.jpg
>is it Aicwuhiuh?
>girl responds: yes, but you can just call me Ice
>mfw best ******* intro I ever heard
#27 to #25 - spiritualkilo (01/09/2014) [-]
I should probably also mention that the pronunciation of her name was basically Ice Warrior
User avatar #39 to #27 - schneidend (01/09/2014) [-]
That's kind of an awesome name.
#40 - felixfj (01/09/2014) [-]
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#38 - evanomicfour (01/09/2014) [-]
MFW Last one..
#19 - iwumboyouwumbo (01/09/2014) [-]
I have this one economics teacher that just says a bunch of funny ****

>Wow Jim you are just like the portajohn of this class
>Now this question requires only a one syllable answer, its so easy even Jim can get it.
>Money makes a whole lotta ugly look good
User avatar #51 to #19 - psykobear (01/09/2014) [-]
Are you Jim?
#54 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
Second time i'm posting this today
User avatar #14 - mondominiman (01/09/2014) [-]
This is why i enjoy working at schools. Teachers can be cool if you can be cool with them.
User avatar #16 - CaptalnPlanet (01/09/2014) [-]
my freshman biolgy teacher played DOOM on his computer while we took our finals
#17 - leafonthewind (01/09/2014) [-]
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EVERYBODY
User avatar #4 - Nullifier (01/09/2014) [-]
HOLD ON A ******* MINUTE.

AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN USING SHAMPOO BEFORE CONDITIONER THIS WHOLE TIME?

IM SERIOUS THIS JUST RUINED MY DAY
User avatar #8 to #4 - RandomAnonGuy (01/09/2014) [-]
Children are generally taught to use shampoo first, but that's just how it's explained. It doesn't actually matter.
User avatar #43 to #8 - viperish (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah it does.
#15 to #4 - nebuelaeus (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, you don't really need either, but yes. Since shampoo removes all of the oils from your hair, and conditioner puts oil back in your hair, you should shampoo first.
#21 to #4 - smasselski (01/09/2014) [-]
oh boy we have a special situation here.
#53 - benschien (01/09/2014) [-]
ben stiller? or is it notbenstiller?
#66 to #53 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
It's magic.
It's magic.
#49 - volumes (01/09/2014) [-]
>Be in middleschool
>Science teacher is old rock musician with tattoos
>Teacher pulls out a bag of sausages
>With a wire on each end, he connects one of the sausages to a battery and it slowly starts to sizzle
>Teacher says: "I just want to say that I don't approve of the torturing of sausages"
>Out of ******* nowhere he pulls out a giant mallet from under desk (I **** you not)
>"PAPAS MALLET" is written on the side of the giant hammer
>He then smashes the **** out of the sausage (to, and I quote, "end it's misery")
>Bits of sausage everywhere
>Best class ever


#35 - jaketasticness (01/09/2014) [-]
True story:

My english teacher in 9th grade gave me the same "3 minute test" on our first day. I disregarded the first step and followed all the other steps until the very end just to find out that I was the only one who didn't read the whole test first. Everyone just sat there and watched me complete every step until I read step 20 and realized what a huge mistake I had just made.
#42 to #35 - marcury (01/09/2014) [-]
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#41 - ludislavonac (01/09/2014) [-]
I've seen this post for probably the 6th time now, skip
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