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This boy at Target asked if I would
hold his hand because his ex
girlfriend just walked in with a new
guy, so naturally I felt bad and held
his hand while strolling around Target
for a bit. Then it donned on me, with
no other couple in sight, that was the
best damn pick up line ever pulled.
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Submitted: 12/28/2013
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#8 - holeymoley (12/28/2013) [+] (17 replies)
if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth
if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth
#1 - itsthetie ONLINE (12/28/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Did you just fall down from heaven? Cuz your face looks recked m8
#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This one will always be my favorite.
User avatar #13 - fawkwayne (12/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Don a bluetooth headset and say something among the lines of the following to the hottest girl you see: "I just wanted to tell you that you're the most beautiful girl I've ever met, and I'd love to take you out sometime" and if you get rejected point to your bluetooth headset and walk away like she's an idiot.

sauce: Rooster Teeth Podcast #249 (Don't remember original sauce)
#23 - FUUUU (12/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hey baby, are your parents retarded? Because I think you're special.
Hey baby, are your parents retarded? Because I think you're special.
#7 - autoflame (12/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"donned"
#106 - spankcakes (12/29/2013) [-]
My personal favorite.
My personal favorite.
#44 - olesc (12/29/2013) [+] (8 replies)
**olesc rolled a random image posted in comment #134419 at Friendly ** If I slip a coin, what are my chances of getting head ?
**olesc rolled a random image posted in comment #134419 at Friendly ** If I slip a coin, what are my chances of getting head ?
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User avatar #4 - tittylovin (12/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Et Tu, ************ ?
The last thing we need is more dumblr content.
User avatar #9 to #4 - mudkipfucker (12/28/2013) [-]
Ive always posted tumblr stuff
#100 - funnyfuuuuuu (12/29/2013) [-]
Are you a princess?   
   
   
Because princesses are human females like yourself.
Are you a princess?


Because princesses are human females like yourself.
#115 - FightClub (12/29/2013) [-]
It also dawned on me that you donned the dawn without realizing until dawn.
#97 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I taught you well my son
I taught you well my son
#114 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (12/29/2013) [-]
alright how bout I flip this coin and you gimme whatever it lands on.
alright how bout I flip this coin and you gimme whatever it lands on.
#18 - captnpl (12/28/2013) [-]
Are you retarded?

Because you are a very special girl.
#66 - raigen (12/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#24 - jjcoffee (12/29/2013) [-]
bro got game
bro got game
#120 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm literally never correct but come the 						****					 on.. "donned" on me???
I'm literally never correct but come the **** on.. "donned" on me???
#98 - zhanken (12/29/2013) [-]
Are you from Tenessee, because you are the only ten I see
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