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Targeted. Source: imgur subscribe for more. This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so natura

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This boy at Target asked if I would
hold his hand because his ex
girlfriend just walked in with a new
guy, so naturally I felt bad and held
his hand while strolling around Target
for a bit. Then it donned on me, with
no other couple in sight, that was the
best damn pick up line ever pulled.
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#8 - holeymoley (12/28/2013) [-]
if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth
if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth
#57 to #8 - kez (12/29/2013) [-]
Never understood that.

You can rearrange the alphabet... thats how you speak and use words...
#122 to #57 - John Cena (12/29/2013) [-]
that's not rearranging the alphabet, that's combining letters in various patterns. Rearranging the alphabet would involve all 26 letters once each. Think alphabetical order... then think changing it.
#117 to #57 - John Cena (12/29/2013) [-]
Hmm, good point never thought about that..
#12 to #8 - xtwinblade (12/28/2013) [-]
i did not expect that one
i did not expect that one
#26 to #8 - John Cena (12/29/2013) [-]
KSI dad FTW
User avatar #19 to #8 - dehfurk (12/28/2013) [-]
Really? I'd put the D N U
#53 - John Cena (12/29/2013) [-]
This one will always be my favorite.
User avatar #65 to #53 - dingobox (12/29/2013) [-]
Master of romance
User avatar #105 to #53 - demideus (12/29/2013) [-]
Sauce here! Free sauce! Anyone want some sauce?

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User avatar #121 to #105 - daentraya (12/29/2013) [-]
Always, Demideus, always.
User avatar #116 to #53 - caelinnis (12/29/2013) [-]
it's funny because the one in the pink dress is a dude
User avatar #13 - fawkwayne (12/28/2013) [-]
Don a bluetooth headset and say something among the lines of the following to the hottest girl you see: "I just wanted to tell you that you're the most beautiful girl I've ever met, and I'd love to take you out sometime" and if you get rejected point to your bluetooth headset and walk away like she's an idiot.

sauce: Rooster Teeth Podcast #249 (Don't remember original sauce)
User avatar #95 to #13 - kievmao (12/29/2013) [-]
Then it donned on me that I should don a bluetooth headset
User avatar #34 to #13 - theblindpilot (12/29/2013) [-]
...and then you look like a douche for still having a bluetooh headset in 2013
User avatar #94 to #34 - Temari (12/29/2013) [-]
headphones with a microphone for calls?
I see lots of people making calls with headphone buds in their ear(s)
#7 - autoflame (12/28/2013) [-]
"donned"
#37 to #7 - udungoofedup (12/29/2013) [-]
I think it meant this
I think it meant this
User avatar #40 to #7 - zahnrad (12/29/2013) [-]
Suddenly
Instant
User avatar #41 to #7 - sickey (12/29/2013) [-]
It's supposed to be "dawned". Then it dawned on.

"It's "dawned" as in break of dawn. The phrase uses "dawn" in the context that an idea or thing just "dawned" on you or has been brought to light or to your attention. Example: "It just dawned on me that I can use my sister's red leather jacket to the quarter mile race."

"Donned" is not the correct word because "donning something is similar to "wearing" something. Example: "She donned a red leather jacket and torn black jeans during the quarter mile race."
User avatar #42 to #41 - sickey (12/29/2013) [-]
Dawned on me*
#1 - itsthetie ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Did you just fall down from heaven? Cuz your face looks recked m8
User avatar #20 to #1 - jarredzz (12/29/2013) [-]
where is the neck?
User avatar #22 to #20 - atma (12/29/2013) [-]
behind the arm, I'm presuming
User avatar #46 to #1 - avyon (12/29/2013) [-]
im suprised no one is giving you **** for posting mlp.
User avatar #27 to #1 - timmity (12/29/2013) [-]
a pony reaction picture, on a non pony post, with POSITIVE thumbs?! *is proud of fj internally
User avatar #29 to #27 - admiralen ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
shes technically human at that moment and most people who hate mlp dont know enough about it know thats where shes from
User avatar #30 to #29 - timmity (12/29/2013) [-]
true, true.. but the hair eyes and art style would imply it...
User avatar #31 to #30 - admiralen ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
they cant really tell since she doesnt look like a pony and the artstyle is pretty generic and resembles a lot of cartoons
User avatar #33 to #31 - timmity (12/29/2013) [-]
vagina boob
#79 to #30 - John Cena (12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, well I don't like that show so much I watch every episode including the movie.
#39 to #1 - zahnrad (12/29/2013) [-]
A safe heaven? I'll take a seat.
#2 to #1 - iloveyouaddy (12/28/2013) [-]
Smooth as ****
User avatar #3 to #1 - lasmamoe (12/28/2013) [-]
Your eyes are like stars.
Yellow and far from each other.
#25 to #3 - siremarshmallow (12/29/2013) [-]
Isn't it teeth?
#32 to #25 - John Cena (12/29/2013) [-]
Your eyes are like teeth?
#35 to #32 - siremarshmallow (12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah. Why? Aren't yours?
#106 - spankcakes (12/29/2013) [-]
My personal favorite.
My personal favorite.
#23 - FUUUU (12/29/2013) [-]
Hey baby, are your parents retarded? Because I think you're special.
Hey baby, are your parents retarded? Because I think you're special.
User avatar #88 to #23 - shadowbreech (12/29/2013) [-]
Two girls I know were practically scarred when a an ugly guy tried that one...
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User avatar #54 to #38 - taintedangel (12/29/2013) [-]
My dick died, can I bury it in your vagina?
#100 - funnyfuuuuuu (12/29/2013) [-]
Are you a princess?   
   
   
Because princesses are human females like yourself.
Are you a princess?


Because princesses are human females like yourself.
#115 - FightClub (12/29/2013) [-]
It also dawned on me that you donned the dawn without realizing until dawn.
#44 - olesc (12/29/2013) [-]
**olesc rolled a random image posted in comment #134419 at Friendly ** If I slip a coin, what are my chances of getting head ?
**olesc rolled a random image posted in comment #134419 at Friendly ** If I slip a coin, what are my chances of getting head ?
User avatar #45 to #44 - olesc (12/29/2013) [-]
well **** you too, bitch.

also, flip*
User avatar #47 to #44 - someponynew (12/29/2013) [-]
What is that gif from?
#61 to #47 - superfake (12/29/2013) [-]
I GOT THIS ONE!   
   
Treasures of Kerub is the show. Made by Ankama, the show is a bunch of 10-minute mini-sodes based off of their MMO entitled Dofus. They made another MMO and show of the same name called Wakfu.   
   
 Gif is from ToK as well. The show is hosted on Youtube.
I GOT THIS ONE!

Treasures of Kerub is the show. Made by Ankama, the show is a bunch of 10-minute mini-sodes based off of their MMO entitled Dofus. They made another MMO and show of the same name called Wakfu.

Gif is from ToK as well. The show is hosted on Youtube.
User avatar #62 to #61 - someponynew (12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I found it. Thank you anyway, it's nice to see that so many people here are willing to help these days.
#63 to #62 - superfake (12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I just had to jump on it cuz I like Ankama and the stuff they produce. If you're interested in ToK then you may like the full show Wakfu that they made.   
   
Link to Series and Episodes here: brotherhoodoftofuv2.tumblr.com/   
   
 This gif is from Wakfu fyi
Yeah, I just had to jump on it cuz I like Ankama and the stuff they produce. If you're interested in ToK then you may like the full show Wakfu that they made.

Link to Series and Episodes here: brotherhoodoftofuv2.tumblr.com/

This gif is from Wakfu fyi
User avatar #64 to #63 - someponynew (12/29/2013) [-]
AAAAAAAAAH

Thanks so much, man. I really appreciate the help. Now I've got something to watch for my next week away! Awesome.

Thanks, man.
User avatar #49 to #47 - Zeigh (12/29/2013) [-]
Kinda looks like it might be wakfu but don't quote me on that.
User avatar #50 to #49 - someponynew (12/29/2013) [-]
Upon further inspection, I've found to believe it is a series called Dofus, taking 1000 years before the TV show Wakfu... same company and everything. Okay then! Thanks though.
#97 - John Cena (12/29/2013) [-]
I taught you well my son
I taught you well my son
User avatar #104 to #97 - dogenoscopedjfk (12/29/2013) [-]
Watching that was... unsettling
User avatar #107 to #97 - otherusername (12/29/2013) [-]
**** yeah, Vecinos
#114 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (12/29/2013) [-]
alright how bout I flip this coin and you gimme whatever it lands on.
alright how bout I flip this coin and you gimme whatever it lands on.
#18 - captnpl (12/28/2013) [-]
Are you retarded?

Because you are a very special girl.
User avatar #68 to #66 - thrakerzad (12/29/2013) [-]
you know I just realized how taking someone's virginity doesn't really give you virginity back lol.
#24 - jjcoffee (12/29/2013) [-]
bro got game
bro got game
#120 - John Cena (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm literally never correct but come the 			****		 on.. "donned" on me???
I'm literally never correct but come the **** on.. "donned" on me???
#98 - zhanken (12/29/2013) [-]
Are you from Tenessee, because you are the only ten I see
User avatar #5 - realreality (12/28/2013) [-]
IMO "I find you attractive, female of my species. Let us partake in the three day long mating dance that we call dating before we copulate" or "Aye Gurl!! You want some fuk?" work just as well.....and it's more of a trick or a move than a pick up line.
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