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Targeted. Source: imgur subscribe for more. This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so natura

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This boy at Target asked if I would
hold his hand because his ex
girlfriend just walked in with a new
guy, so naturally I felt bad and held
his hand while strolling around Target
for a bit. Then it donned on me, with
no other couple in sight, that was the
best damn pick up line ever pulled.
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#8 - holeymoley
Reply +309
(12/28/2013) [-]
if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth
if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth
#26 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2013) [-]
KSI dad FTW
#57 to #8 - kez
Reply +1
(12/29/2013) [-]
Never understood that.

You can rearrange the alphabet... thats how you speak and use words...
#122 to #57 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2013) [-]
that's not rearranging the alphabet, that's combining letters in various patterns. Rearranging the alphabet would involve all 26 letters once each. Think alphabetical order... then think changing it.
#117 to #57 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2013) [-]
Hmm, good point never thought about that..
#12 to #8 - xtwinblade
Reply +12
(12/28/2013) [-]
i did not expect that one
i did not expect that one
#19 to #8 - dehfurk
Reply +37
(12/28/2013) [-]
Really? I'd put the D N U
#1 - itsthetie
Reply +180
(12/28/2013) [-]
Did you just fall down from heaven? Cuz your face looks recked m8
#20 to #1 - jarredzz
Reply +1
(12/29/2013) [-]
where is the neck?
#22 to #20 - atma
Reply +2
(12/29/2013) [-]
behind the arm, I'm presuming
#46 to #1 - avyon
Reply +3
(12/29/2013) [-]
im suprised no one is giving you **** for posting mlp.
#39 to #1 - zahnrad
Reply +6
(12/29/2013) [-]
A safe heaven? I'll take a seat.
#27 to #1 - timmity
Reply +7
(12/29/2013) [-]
a pony reaction picture, on a non pony post, with POSITIVE thumbs?! *is proud of fj internally
#29 to #27 - admiralen
Reply +13
(12/29/2013) [-]
shes technically human at that moment and most people who hate mlp dont know enough about it know thats where shes from
#30 to #29 - timmity
Reply +4
(12/29/2013) [-]
true, true.. but the hair eyes and art style would imply it...
#31 to #30 - admiralen
Reply +4
(12/29/2013) [-]
they cant really tell since she doesnt look like a pony and the artstyle is pretty generic and resembles a lot of cartoons
#33 to #31 - timmity
Reply +1
(12/29/2013) [-]
vagina boob
#79 to #30 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, well I don't like that show so much I watch every episode including the movie.
#2 to #1 - iloveyouaddy
Reply +8
(12/28/2013) [-]
Smooth as ****
#3 to #1 - lasmamoe
Reply +17
(12/28/2013) [-]
Your eyes are like stars.
Yellow and far from each other.
#25 to #3 - siremarshmallow
Reply +11
(12/29/2013) [-]
Isn't it teeth?
#32 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(12/29/2013) [-]
Your eyes are like teeth?
#35 to #32 - siremarshmallow
Reply +19
(12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah. Why? Aren't yours?
#13 - fawkwayne
Reply +89
(12/28/2013) [-]
Don a bluetooth headset and say something among the lines of the following to the hottest girl you see: "I just wanted to tell you that you're the most beautiful girl I've ever met, and I'd love to take you out sometime" and if you get rejected point to your bluetooth headset and walk away like she's an idiot.

sauce: Rooster Teeth Podcast #249 (Don't remember original sauce)
#95 to #13 - kievmao
Reply 0
(12/29/2013) [-]
Then it donned on me that I should don a bluetooth headset
#34 to #13 - theblindpilot
Reply +29
(12/29/2013) [-]
...and then you look like a douche for still having a bluetooh headset in 2013
#94 to #34 - Temari
Reply 0
(12/29/2013) [-]
headphones with a microphone for calls?
I see lots of people making calls with headphone buds in their ear(s)
#23 - FUUUU
Reply +62
(12/29/2013) [-]
Hey baby, are your parents retarded? Because I think you're special.
Hey baby, are your parents retarded? Because I think you're special.
#88 to #23 - shadowbreech
Reply 0
(12/29/2013) [-]
Two girls I know were practically scarred when a an ugly guy tried that one...
#7 - autoflame
Reply +36
(12/28/2013) [-]
"donned"
#37 to #7 - udungoofedup
Reply 0
(12/29/2013) [-]
I think it meant this
I think it meant this
#60 to #37 - newsuperyoshi
Reply +3
(12/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#40 to #7 - zahnrad
Reply 0
(12/29/2013) [-]
Suddenly
Instant
#41 to #7 - sickey
Reply +4
(12/29/2013) [-]
It's supposed to be "dawned". Then it dawned on.

"It's "dawned" as in break of dawn. The phrase uses "dawn" in the context that an idea or thing just "dawned" on you or has been brought to light or to your attention. Example: "It just dawned on me that I can use my sister's red leather jacket to the quarter mile race."

"Donned" is not the correct word because "donning something is similar to "wearing" something. Example: "She donned a red leather jacket and torn black jeans during the quarter mile race."
#42 to #41 - sickey
Reply 0
(12/29/2013) [-]
Dawned on me*
#106 - spankcakes
Reply +21
(12/29/2013) [-]
My personal favorite.
My personal favorite.
#44 - olesc
Reply +20
(12/29/2013) [-]
**olesc rolled a random image posted in comment #134419 at Friendly ** If I slip a coin, what are my chances of getting head ?
**olesc rolled a random image posted in comment #134419 at Friendly ** If I slip a coin, what are my chances of getting head ?
#45 to #44 - olesc
Reply +1
(12/29/2013) [-]
well **** you too, bitch.

also, flip*
#47 to #44 - someponynew
Reply +1
(12/29/2013) [-]
What is that gif from?
#61 to #47 - superfake
Reply +2
(12/29/2013) [-]
I GOT THIS ONE!   
   
Treasures of Kerub is the show. Made by Ankama, the show is a bunch of 10-minute mini-sodes based off of their MMO entitled Dofus. They made another MMO and show of the same name called Wakfu.   
   
 Gif is from ToK as well. The show is hosted on Youtube.
I GOT THIS ONE!

Treasures of Kerub is the show. Made by Ankama, the show is a bunch of 10-minute mini-sodes based off of their MMO entitled Dofus. They made another MMO and show of the same name called Wakfu.

Gif is from ToK as well. The show is hosted on Youtube.
#62 to #61 - someponynew
Reply 0
(12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I found it. Thank you anyway, it's nice to see that so many people here are willing to help these days.
#63 to #62 - superfake
Reply +2
(12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I just had to jump on it cuz I like Ankama and the stuff they produce. If you're interested in ToK then you may like the full show Wakfu that they made.   
   
Link to Series and Episodes here: brotherhoodoftofuv2.tumblr.com/   
   
 This gif is from Wakfu fyi
Yeah, I just had to jump on it cuz I like Ankama and the stuff they produce. If you're interested in ToK then you may like the full show Wakfu that they made.

Link to Series and Episodes here: brotherhoodoftofuv2.tumblr.com/

This gif is from Wakfu fyi
#64 to #63 - someponynew
Reply +1
(12/29/2013) [-]
AAAAAAAAAH

Thanks so much, man. I really appreciate the help. Now I've got something to watch for my next week away! Awesome.

Thanks, man.
#49 to #47 - Zeigh
Reply 0
(12/29/2013) [-]
Kinda looks like it might be wakfu but don't quote me on that.
#50 to #49 - someponynew
Reply 0
(12/29/2013) [-]
Upon further inspection, I've found to believe it is a series called Dofus, taking 1000 years before the TV show Wakfu... same company and everything. Okay then! Thanks though.
#38 - cookiecoketwo
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#54 to #38 - taintedangel
Reply +3
(12/29/2013) [-]
My dick died, can I bury it in your vagina?
#4 - tittylovin
Reply -5
(12/28/2013) [-]
Et Tu, ************?
The last thing we need is more dumblr content.
#9 to #4 - mudkipfucker [OP]
Reply +17
(12/28/2013) [-]
Ive always posted tumblr stuff
#10 to #9 - tittylovin
Reply -2
(12/28/2013) [-]
wow can you not
#100 - funnyfuuuuuu
Reply +12
(12/29/2013) [-]
Are you a princess?   
   
   
Because princesses are human females like yourself.
Are you a princess?


Because princesses are human females like yourself.