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Anonymous 10/ 3 f/ f 3( Thu) f 9: 1 f :53 No. 513691304
I witnessed the most horrific
Tard event.
in school
ll!. chalking down crowded
214 KB we corridor
tard holding sandwich
tard is known for flipping out violently and
a wrangler is nowhere to be seen.
Spuddenly, amongst the crowd, someone
bumps into the tard and knocks his sandwich
out his hand.
slice of ham lands on some quiet kid who is
by his locker
the horns of Jericho, the tard lets out
noise that could bring down the walls of a
two leaps on the quiet kid and tackles him to
the ground, eyes glazed over in feral rage
tard sinks his teeth into this kid' s upper
thigh, but somehow still roaring
allittle did I know, thta the quiet kid was
suffering from PTSD from a violent dog attack
flips his **** and unleashes an epic
fist combo into the tards face
Hits the punches keep landing, the tard' s face
is slowly becoming mushier and redder
tard increases his bite strengh and his
growl grows louder
quiet kid is now bawling his eyes out but
he doesn' t cease his furious punching
Xblood is beginning to be splattered about the
hall from the tard' s face
who bite mark is now flowing freely with blood
as well
llike lightning, the quiet kid grabs the tard' s
forehead with one hand and right hooks him in
the jaw with the other.
who tard flops off the kid and begins writing on
the floor, smearing blood and saliva
tthe quiet kid looks at his bloodsoaked fists,
pukes and passes out (probably from the pain
of the bite)
he broke a tard' s jaw to free himself
the hallway looks like the *******
at least 10 kids had to have counselling
after seeing this
Also, Tard stories general.
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#118 - alucord ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Guy who actually knocked the sandwich out of his hand's FW
#10 - anon (01/03/2014) [-]
Anyone want Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three?
#83 to #10 - hyruleforever (01/03/2014) [-]
Truly glorious. The best greentext I have ever seen
Truly glorious. The best greentext I have ever seen
#223 to #10 - Lewx ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
that was beautiful.
#267 to #10 - ztron ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
That was incredible. MFW the ending
User avatar #31 to #10 - popcornisland (01/03/2014) [-]
Favourite greentext still to this day.
User avatar #312 to #10 - barrybatsbak (01/03/2014) [-]
holy **** this **** is devine!
User avatar #218 to #10 - hammarhead (01/03/2014) [-]
guy's kind of an asshole
User avatar #42 to #10 - icecreamonnips (01/03/2014) [-]
This is ******* glorious
#138 to #10 - anon (01/03/2014) [-]
"the song of the tard"
"the song of the tard"
#60 to #10 - championofglaceon ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Best.Greentext. Ever.
MFW Reading the whole damn thing.
#135 to #10 - TJmanAWESOME (01/03/2014) [-]
******* amazing, best half hour i decided to waste on a 4chan post. WORTH THE READ!
#68 to #10 - nuclearderp (01/03/2014) [-]
Oh god that ending was satisfying.
Oh god that ending was satisfying.
#30 to #10 - flowerpotofdeath (01/03/2014) [-]
thank you for contributing this wonderful comic towards the collection   
have this unrelevant gif as a reward
thank you for contributing this wonderful comic towards the collection

have this unrelevant gif as a reward
#211 to #30 - anon (01/03/2014) [-]
This irritates me more than it should
User avatar #63 to #10 - xbobchris (01/03/2014) [-]
I love you.
#62 to #10 - anon (01/03/2014) [-]
nice. forget the name of thekid, but you got the chronicles of that one raptor tard that always said "haypil"? know there's like a novel's worth of that **** and it's pure gold.
User avatar #71 to #62 - justmedude (01/03/2014) [-]
Story of Neal, just posted it in comment 70. ;)
#99 to #10 - irishlawyer (01/03/2014) [-]
That is the most glorious thing I have ever read in my life...
#102 to #10 - megpoidgumibear (01/03/2014) [-]
#178 to #144 - anon (01/03/2014) [-]
He did say he can't.
User avatar #279 to #144 - megpoidgumibear (01/03/2014) [-]
>uses pic of child captioned "can u ficking not"
>i can't even

yes, get BUTTHURT!
User avatar #280 to #279 - Digitalphear (01/03/2014) [-]
I thought you had to be 18 to sign up?
#282 to #280 - megpoidgumibear (01/03/2014) [-]
actually, i'm not even mad. pretty good job on this **** .

did you just
User avatar #283 to #282 - Digitalphear (01/03/2014) [-]
I'm actually pretty chill right now bro, I just had my wisdom teeth taken out and i'm on a ton of Oxycodone
#343 to #283 - oxycodone (01/11/2014) [-]
how much oxycodone can you possible get for a wisdom tooth. 5mg ?
User avatar #344 to #343 - Digitalphear (01/13/2014) [-]
enough to party
#287 to #283 - megpoidgumibear (01/03/2014) [-]

i'm close to buying a new spoiler for my car, old one is **** .
my car is an Ford mustang 1967 with some inside tuning, but not that much **** fomr outside, except a ^old spoiler^ and some matte black stripes on Fluorescent Dark Orange.
car looks like pic btw
Mustang master race.
But now i think a car is the words investment in your life.
User avatar #292 to #287 - Digitalphear (01/03/2014) [-]
I'm glad you shared that with me no sarcasm. I love cars. I really want a 69 Camaro.
User avatar #294 to #292 - megpoidgumibear (01/03/2014) [-]
o rly?
some guy in my street has one without a back left wheel. I BOUGHT IT MUEHAHAHAHA he sells it for 500,-
User avatar #244 to #10 - fiestybanana (01/03/2014) [-]
As I was reading this, it felt as if time itself had stopped. I haven't had a read like that in a good long while. Thanks for posting ))
#236 to #10 - iluvnutella (01/03/2014) [-]
MFW I read it all in Tennant's voice.
MFW I read it all in Tennant's voice.
#54 to #10 - jogoto (01/03/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#94 to #10 - cazabrow has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #143 to #98 - lacklusterpelican (01/03/2014) [-]
what did he say?
User avatar #43 to #10 - sweetbutteryjesus (01/03/2014) [-]
10/10 Would tell story to grandchildren
#35 - thereasonableperso ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Here is a tard event of my own. Happened about a year ago. Some parts may be exaggerated for comedic effect.

Be working for a museum that collects old armored vehicles.
We have this 1942 Panther tank that my boss is really ******* proud of. It's just a metal shell really. It doesn't work anymore.
I'm escorting a school tour group. It is obvious that some of them are lvl 100 tards.
Another guy, we'll call him Al, is talking about the things we're showing them.
We come to the Panther which is parked next to a british Matilda.
I'm getting bored so I lean against the wall and entertain myself by pushing a little cockroach around.
Boss has showed up and is talking proudly about the tank.
I notice a few of the students have walked off and I go to find them.
I find them. 2 tards. Pissing on the matilda.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing!?"
One of them tries to run but is tripped by his pants that are around his ankles.
He smashes his face against the panther.
He screams and projectile ***** all over the left rear of the tank.
My boss turns around to see the commotion.
Boss looks like he's about to go full rage mode.
He kicks all the specials eds out and polishes the entire tank for ******* hours.
Me and Al continue the tour with the remaining students.
User avatar #165 to #35 - dubslao (01/03/2014) [-]
call me back when that 1942 Panther tank actually works
#77 to #35 - gotrekgurnisson (01/03/2014) [-]
The Panther wasn't produced until 1943.
#196 to #77 - meinneger (01/03/2014) [-]
Duh, that's probably why he's so proud of it. All tanks have to be test built first and it's probably one of them.
#331 to #196 - gotrekgurnisson (01/03/2014) [-]
I very much doubt that he has the 1942 mild steel MAN design prototype. I thing you're talking out of your arse m8...
#91 to #35 - jntcoolman (01/03/2014) [-]
I would have flipped my **** 10 fold! They dont just piss and **** on beautiful WWII tanks! if you dont know then I love learning about WWII. Tanks are really fun to learn about too. My dream is to be able to sit down with a vet and talk to him about the war.
User avatar #324 to #91 - chimpaflimp ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
If you're interested in WWII, you should to go to some are shows in England. Mostly old war planes, and if you're lucky, the best war plane ever created. The Avro Vulcan bomber. Only one of them still flies. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avro_Vulcan
User avatar #325 to #324 - chimpaflimp ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
*air shows. I derped.
User avatar #55 to #35 - horrorchow (01/03/2014) [-]
Here, you forgot this ">"
User avatar #74 to #55 - departed (01/03/2014) [-]
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this! >"
#127 to #55 - thereasonableperso ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Sorry about that. I was half way through before I realizedI didn't put any and I was too lazy to go back and fix it.
#27 - stadic ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Silent Kid's FW the tard bites him
Silent Kid's FW the tard bites him
User avatar #206 to #27 - welliguessitsaname (01/03/2014) [-]
I sat still and watched this gif and just kept hearing "DENTAL APPOINTMENT, DENTAL APPOINTMENT"

User avatar #92 to #27 - thatbrevitything (01/03/2014) [-]
Yeah Robbaz !
#188 to #27 - akikislam (01/03/2014) [-]
Robbaz is hilarious
Robbaz is hilarious
#9 - carlsaganrealness (01/03/2014) [-]
tard thread time
User avatar #16 to #9 - thatonetyler (01/03/2014) [-]
that was the best read of my life, thank you.
#193 to #9 - jonball (01/03/2014) [-]
Glorious greentext right here, thanks man!
User avatar #301 to #9 - foamytesquirrel ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
My green thumb broke...
User avatar #332 to #9 - lgbarkerinu (01/03/2014) [-]

I ******* lost it
#73 to #9 - anon (01/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #277 to #9 - iatedub (01/03/2014) [-]
"Neal does not give two ***** about Civilian Casualties"

Lost hard
#13 to #9 - anon (01/03/2014) [-]
Buypil! Omfg
#17 to #9 - elek (01/03/2014) [-]
Lost it at "song of the tard"
Lost it at "song of the tard"
#76 - crazyolitis (01/03/2014) [-]
I know that freedom and equality are important, but why in 			******		 name are such tards allowed in normal schools? If you already know they will flip their 			****		, and people will get hurt, just get them to a school for tards.
I know that freedom and equality are important, but why in ****** name are such tards allowed in normal schools? If you already know they will flip their **** , and people will get hurt, just get them to a school for tards.
User avatar #80 to #76 - ishalltroll (01/03/2014) [-]
Couple thousand years ago natural selection would've sorted them out so IMO they're just a waste of resources if you spend a lot of effort integrating them.
The world is too tolerant.
User avatar #82 to #80 - shunkahawolf (01/03/2014) [-]
i agree. my school had a program that ate up 1 tenth of our budget so that the 5 "special needs" kids could have 2 handlers a day, brand new tablets with special programs on them, counselors, and a bunch of other **** . plus we had to "volunteer" once a month to do **** with them.
User avatar #167 to #82 - inyerfase (01/03/2014) [-]
our school pays 300000 dollars each year because we couldn't teach a full on retard, so they went to a different school. ((we pay cuz they had to leave)cuz they ******** )
#158 to #80 - manirock (01/03/2014) [-]
You do realize that tards are typically born due to chromosomal mutations in the gametes of normal individuals, right? Tards are not their own species. They would never be weeded out by natural selection unless humans are also weeded out.
You do realize that tards are typically born due to chromosomal mutations in the gametes of normal individuals, right? Tards are not their own species. They would never be weeded out by natural selection unless humans are also weeded out.
User avatar #161 to #158 - Turtleboner (01/03/2014) [-]
He means they'd die early and never reach adulthood because parents would abandon them for being inferior.
User avatar #216 to #158 - ishalltroll (01/03/2014) [-]
That which Turtleboner said, and they could never survive on their own in the wilderness.
#86 to #80 - Blasphemer (01/03/2014) [-]
"Couple thousand years ago natural selection would've sorted them out..." You do realize just how wrong that part of sentence is?

"The world is too tolerant." How's being middle class white boy been working out for you so far?
User avatar #97 to #86 - totallyisidrk (01/03/2014) [-]
How is that part of the sentence wrong?
Also as a working class individual I can confirm that the world IS too tolerant.
#123 to #97 - Blasphemer (01/03/2014) [-]
Retarded people are not a race, they are not jews or asians, perfectly healthy and normal couple can have a retarded kid, due to some circumstances, use google for full details. So, even if we round them up and shoot them down to the very last one of them, there would still be more retards born, how the **** would've natural selection help 1000 years ago? 1000 years ago, parents would've drowned their own retarded children for not being able to work. WE HELPED the natural selection 1000 years ago, and now we somehow figured out: "errr, ya know, killin lil kids just cuz they are sick is not really ok, right?" I understand your lack of empathy for retarded kids but that first sentence is simply... stupid...

"Also as a working class individual I can confirm that the world IS too tolerant." Do elaborate, please.
User avatar #126 to #123 - totallyisidrk (01/03/2014) [-]
Woah woah woah, calm down there, who said anything about retards being their own goddamn race? I think what he was trying to say is that back before people started giving a **** about retards, they would have just ******* died, or maybe he/she meant like MORE than 1000 years ago, you know, like when humans first started doing **** . I don't have a lack of empathy, I actually feel sorry for the ******* , but that isn't to say that they get off scott-free just because they're retarded.
Which brings me to my second point, yes I'm working class individual, I was brought up in a rough neighborhood, I currently live in a rough neighborhood and chances are I'll die in one, and it's kinda annoying when people assume another person's class just on their opinion when they know nothing about them. What I mean by ''the world is too tolerant'' that is when I was in secondary school, any instance involving someone with even a slight mental issue was blamed on someone else. For example my school was all ''hurr durr acceptance'' and built a little school next door for the mentally challenged, however their version of that was **** like ADHD (which I think is more of a case of ****** parenting), and **** was constantly getting stolen from my school by their students such as bikes, school equipment, hell even some of these ADHD kids formed gangs and jumped kids from my school. The school's response? ''Just stay away from them''. Like, how? We share school grounds, the parents used the same parking lots, hell they came to our grounds and ****** **** up. THAT is what I mean by that.
Anything else you'd care for me to elaborate?
User avatar #162 to #126 - inyerfase (01/03/2014) [-]
ummm. Im adhd and i get all A's on work that i 2 grade level above me. im in 8th grade. i dont go ******* , steal, hurt anyone, or yell in class or be a jerk. im energetic and competitive though, if thats what you hate about people with adhd.
User avatar #168 to #162 - totallyisidrk (01/03/2014) [-]
Again with the misunderstandings.
I don't hate people with ADHD, I just ******* hated those guys.
#103 to #97 - hurzg (01/03/2014) [-]
But violent people would be more successful in wild life no?
User avatar #107 to #103 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2014) [-]
No, not really. Or at all. Human beings aren't naturally strong, fast, or well equipped enough to just go ******* and tear prey to pieces. Our teeth aren't razor sharp, we have no claws nor venom. The only reason we've survived so long is intellect and fight or flight. More often than not we chose flight, as we aren't designed to fight.
User avatar #104 to #103 - totallyisidrk (01/03/2014) [-]
#12 - swordwoman (01/03/2014) [-]
What's with the "tards" in highschool thing? It seems that this only happens in America.. Whats the deal? Is it in every Highschool?
What's with the "tards" in highschool thing? It seems that this only happens in America.. Whats the deal? Is it in every Highschool?
User avatar #14 to #12 - whiteblob (01/03/2014) [-]
Well they're just stories and tards seem to make it funny.
User avatar #26 to #12 - nubya (01/03/2014) [-]
NO, not at all
#64 to #12 - danzey (01/03/2014) [-]
Tards in my school spent all day in the Learning Support Unit, with the other tards, sort of like a prison for tards, so us normals didn't have to look at them.
User avatar #100 to #12 - niggernazi (01/03/2014) [-]
we have retards at our school too and i see them everytime when i eat. its disgusting.
User avatar #125 to #12 - capinsquiggles (01/03/2014) [-]
In my Canadian Highschool, there's a separate wing for the kinds with mental or physical disabilities, so they still get through highschool but not in normal classes, that being said the most I've ever heard or seen of them really is once in a while one goes down the hallway with its tard protector and yells "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM". My school also gets the downlords to go classroom to classroom taking out the trash and making like 30 sandwiches for the poor students at lunch
User avatar #130 to #12 - vulper (01/03/2014) [-]
Yes, yes it is, because of 'equality'. I mean ffs, yeah they're human but they're also messed up in the head, literally. I had one in my school that drooled constantly and would headbutt you in the face, there is a point where you need to stop thinking of equality and more about safety, there are tons of retarded kids, make them their own school.
User avatar #133 to #12 - gotbannedicusvile (01/03/2014) [-]
Im in Canada and there was a few in my highschool. All really quite nice people though.
#336 to #133 - anon (01/04/2014) [-]
That's because its ******* Canada
User avatar #151 to #12 - candymilkcow (01/03/2014) [-]
there are no tards here in Mexico... I've never seen one before at least... as far as I know there are some special schools for those children.
User avatar #327 to #12 - elcreepo (01/03/2014) [-]
In america, all children are clinically retarded

But the retards of the retards are just plain ****** up
#145 to #12 - chirpychups (01/03/2014) [-]
Alot of these also happen to be fake as **** .
They're still entertaining as **** though,
User avatar #268 to #12 - fukkentyranitar (01/03/2014) [-]
I'm Canadian and my school is like this. Except the retarded kids help clean up the school and bake cookies. Not engage in random acts of cannibalism.
User avatar #351 to #268 - holymortall (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm from a small school in the middle of the USA and that's all the special-ed kids do here, clean and make food for their own consumption.
User avatar #59 to #12 - sinonyx (01/03/2014) [-]
in america, we're ok with mentally handicapped kids being around everyone else
#15 to #12 - jaked (01/03/2014) [-]
I'm not from the U.S. but I think that the "No Child Left Behind" policy means that tards have to go to normal school. In my country all but the very violent specials go to normal schools so they can feel normal or save the government money or something.
User avatar #18 to #15 - hellomynameisbill (01/03/2014) [-]
I don't like how tards are treated just like normal students with the exception of a tard wrangler. they're not the same. If a tard studies at the same pace as a regular student, the tard will be pushed back out of stupidity. a regular human can work a normal job at his level. a normal tard on the other hand would have a seizure after seeing more than 2 buttons on a mouse
User avatar #47 to #18 - toosexyforyou (01/03/2014) [-]
Tards aren't treated like normal people though. They're treated as human pets. That's literally all they're good for and the only reason their parents keep them is because they think they're cute and love them, at least lazy people have a chance at being productive, tards/pets don't.
#200 to #47 - boobjiggle (01/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, but where would you put them if you don't want them? It's not like you can just murder them
... killing people is not okay.
User avatar #334 to #200 - toosexyforyou (01/04/2014) [-]
#341 to #334 - boobjiggle (01/04/2014) [-]
But who would want to adopt one?
User avatar #36 to #12 - thinkwithportals ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
They're always in their own classes, but mingle with other students during lunch/recess
User avatar #48 to #36 - rakuraimasuta (01/03/2014) [-]
Sometimes they are in classes with other students at my old high school.
#20 to #12 - turbanmasher (01/03/2014) [-]
In america all the students are retarded.
User avatar #22 to #20 - pkman (01/03/2014) [-]
I'm not happy at that comment but it did make me laugh so green thumb
#157 to #20 - yuukoku (01/03/2014) [-]
I can confirm this. We had this kid bring a taser into class during freshman year  (it was one of those flatcap kids)  and his friend thought it would be funny to take a picture with his tongue on it.   
As I heard, the ambulance found him convulsing in a pool of his own vomit.
I can confirm this. We had this kid bring a taser into class during freshman year (it was one of those flatcap kids) and his friend thought it would be funny to take a picture with his tongue on it.

As I heard, the ambulance found him convulsing in a pool of his own vomit.
User avatar #51 to #20 - shadownigga (01/03/2014) [-]
We're not all retarded. The retards are the ones pulling **** , why do you think the intelligent ones are never heard of on the news or on story posts? Because they never do anything stupid.
#90 to #20 - anon (01/03/2014) [-]
Your comment and this green text story made my day, have a thumb sir
#24 to #20 - Iseewatudidthere (01/03/2014) [-]
its funny cause its true, me being an American student and having retarded tendencies
> pic related (picture of my arm after a retarded incident to impress a girl)
User avatar #41 to #24 - redrex (01/03/2014) [-]
dont even ******* dare drag the rest of us down with you
User avatar #38 to #24 - thedesignerisdead (01/03/2014) [-]
As a chick, we don't find it remotely attractive seeing a guy doing some retarded stunt or something. And if some girl does then dude, don't touch her. She's into some kinky ass **** .
#52 to #38 - anon (01/03/2014) [-]
"She's into kinky **** " That's what makes us want to get with her
User avatar #238 to #38 - theflamingfire (01/03/2014) [-]
Omg a girl date me plz
User avatar #111 to #38 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2014) [-]
>Implying kinky **** isn't the best **** ever
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User avatar #28 to #24 - potatot ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
... Why?
#29 to #28 - anon (01/03/2014) [-]
Obviously because he just said... he is american.
User avatar #33 to #29 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (01/03/2014) [-]
or the girl part.
User avatar #322 to #20 - WolfRider (01/03/2014) [-]
its funny because its an overused steryotype to assume that every person in an entire country with 300 million people is mentally handicapped or incapacitated to the extent of misconducted social interaction
#263 to #20 - anon (01/03/2014) [-]
Amerifag here, i can confirm this.
#32 to #12 - anon (01/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I never got the whole idea of putting tards in a normal school. Just makes everyone uncomfortable. We didn't have any violent tards at my school, just mildly irritating ones.
User avatar #81 - zekeon (01/03/2014) [-]
Back in the feudal days, they really should have hired on tards as berserkers.
User avatar #88 to #81 - technobanana (01/03/2014) [-]
They probably did lol
User avatar #50 - ishallsmiteyou (01/03/2014) [-]
You guys are gonna love my story.
>be grade 10
>in woodshop class, working with a table saw
>School has quite a large population of autistic kids, always causing trouble
>Hear screaming and thumping outside, but don't pay much attention to it
>suddenly door bursts open
>raptard roar completely drowns out sound of all machinery
>raptard immediately runs at me
>he flies over me and onto the table saw
>saw lops off a part of his skull
>he gets carried away on a stretcher
>never heard from or seen again
User avatar #89 to #50 - brcstar (01/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #296 to #286 - ishallsmiteyou (01/03/2014) [-]
Believe what you will man, none of my concern.
#66 to #50 - blargheon (01/03/2014) [-]
Holy ******* **** , dude!
#79 to #50 - dudeyouisnasty (01/03/2014) [-]
So this is that tard later in life?
So this is that tard later in life?
User avatar #101 to #50 - niggernazi (01/03/2014) [-]
its called natural selection bro
#56 to #50 - brobathehutt (01/03/2014) [-]
I bet he died. Did you get to keep part of his skull?
User avatar #84 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (01/03/2014) [-]
excuse me as im just being stupid.

but as I am from another country, I would like to know how does the tard thing work in your schools. You just put tards and normal people together? Because that would be very stupid,from my point of view. In my country, we just put them in special schools.

you know.. because they are retarded.
User avatar #85 to #84 - aximil (01/03/2014) [-]
We put them in special classes, separated from normal students. They're never suppose to be left unattended, but apparently the one in this story was.
User avatar #87 to #85 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (01/03/2014) [-]
hmmm i sea...

but why dont you just put them in special buildings? that way the attention should be less. You know, because thye couldnt get out.

#96 to #87 - anon (01/03/2014) [-]
You mean...imprison the tards?
User avatar #110 to #96 - lotengo (01/03/2014) [-]

Look i went to a 'special' school. I have fine motor disorder that makes my handwriting unreadable. I also have a mild form of autism, not as much as the rest of my class had.
tho 95% of the people that go to special schools have autism they are also for ADHD and kids with epilepsi.
The teachers are more familiar with autism and the classes are small so kids can concentrate better

We take the same exam as everybody else and can go to the same university as normal people after we graduate.

'tards' that have a bigger form of autism or down are in the same school but a different section. They get a few hours of basic writing and basic math. For the rest they have arts and craft, PE and that kind of **** . a lot of classes have like 1or2 hours of PE every day, the tards here have demigod aesthetics
They wont be going to a university or learn a trade after they leave school.

Afther they leave school they get easy jobs like stockboy or dishwasher (with extra guidance)

User avatar #95 to #84 - threadcreator (01/03/2014) [-]
They have to learn how to count and stuff separate from regular humans. We have a senior at my school who can just now count to 5. Plus, keeping them in the same facility saves money. You have the same cleaning crew, a few extra teachers, and some extra rooms.
User avatar #148 to #84 - pwnedomega (01/03/2014) [-]
I remember when we use to throw them off of cliffs when they were born... Good times..
User avatar #106 to #84 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2014) [-]
It's America's "No child left behind" thing. Pretty much, all the tards are mixed with the normal people, and every class is dumbed down so the retards don't feel bad about themselves.
User avatar #112 to #106 - lotengo (01/03/2014) [-]
thats ******* stupid, i like our system better
User avatar #113 to #112 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2014) [-]
Everyone thinks it's ******* stupid, but as soon as people start saying it's ******* stupid the advocates for "no child left behind" scrounge up the only 5 tards in the cuntry that can function normally in society and make a commercial about how much prejudice they face and how "special needs kids are just like everyone else". No they ******* aren't, that's why they're SPECIAL NEEDS. As in, the eSPECIALly NEED to be away from everyone else.
User avatar #116 to #113 - lotengo (01/03/2014) [-]
The last part of your post is a bit extreme if u ask me, take a look at #110, thats how we do it here.

U guys live in a democracy, how the **** is the first part of your post possible? If 51% of your country thinks things need to change then u should be able to change things. How can a few no child left behind advocates stop that process?
User avatar #117 to #116 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2014) [-]
Because, they somehow convince the few people that decide what the country does that they're right and anyone that says otherwise is an idiot. And it's really just the government that decides what the country wants to do. 100% of people outside the government could want one thing, and 51% of the government could want the exact opposite, and what the government wants, happens.
User avatar #119 to #117 - lotengo (01/03/2014) [-]
vote for people that want to change that system
User avatar #121 to #119 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2014) [-]
No matter who we vote for or what they stand for, the second they get in office they pull a 360 and do the opposite of what they say they'll do.
#109 to #84 - amuzen ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
I've lived in a few different towns that have all handled the tard problem differently
I'll list them this way
town number, town population, # of students at the school, Location, their method.

1. 450, 50, USA/AK, all tards of all sizes mix with norms, added electives for special tutoring by a single unqualified special ed teacher who doubles for the janitor.

2. 1100, 100, USA/AK, a under qualified special ed aid for every serious tard, mixed classes, special room, when they acted up they were shooed off to said room until they settled down. they also had an alternative school which was pretty much just a little shack across the street that worked as a hub for a sort of weird homeschool/traditional school amalgamation.

3. 70, 11, USA/AK, the one tard would sit in the kitchen and scribble with crayons while the one teacher would try to give a individualized learning experience to her other 10 students from varying grades, if he started to act up she would yell out the window for his parents to come deal with him.

4. 3000, 190, USA/AK, 1 trained special ed teacher with a assistant and a full time partially qualified aid for every tard, mostly kept out of the way of normal education complete with their own primary and elective classes and two rooms used especially for them

5. 30,000, 500?, Canada/BC, I never got a good look at these guys program, I know they were there because I helped teach them digital art and programming a couple of times but I never saw them during lunch and they weren't in any of my electives or primary classes. I do know there were 4-5 rooms devoted especially for them and at least 3 fully certified profesionals dedicated to teaching just them they also joined the normal kids for special school events.
User avatar #252 - RisenLichen (01/03/2014) [-]
K, so, my brother has autism. Like, actual diagnosed autism, not that fedora m'lady **** you guys spew around here. This is a story that unraveled when he was about 6 years old. It's also a good thing to mention that he loves water.
>Be me, 14. brother is 6
>Be at public pool with family and friends.
>There's a good 50-60 people in the pool, another 70+ or so outside.
>Suddenly, brother has to pee
>At this age, my brother would whip out his dick just about anywhere and pee
>He proceeds to get out of the pool, whip out his dick and pee
>A girl, around his age, starts to scream and panic
>The girl's mother then starts to scream at my brother
>My dad starts to try and calm the woman down, trying not to lose his cool because he's super defensive of my brother
>She keeps screaming and is threatening to get us kicked out
>At this time, brother is done peeing, and jumps back into the vicinity of where he peed
>He takes a mouth full of water and starts to spit at the woman
>"Wh-What the **** ?! That's disgusting!!"
>He keeps doing it
>He then gets out of the pool again, whips out his dick and starts to pee on her/in her general direction
>She says nothing, but her face is worth a thousands words
>She grabs her child and her husband and leaves the pool
>Everyone pretends that didn't happen, and continues with what they were doing.

My brother may be an annoying **** , but he's a weapon of mass destruction
#265 to #252 - anon (01/03/2014) [-]
your brother is retarded
User avatar #266 to #265 - RisenLichen (01/03/2014) [-]
Well, yea
User avatar #308 to #266 - stgfilitov (01/03/2014) [-]
Anon obviously did read your first 3 sentences. but still, good story.
User avatar #309 to #308 - stgfilitov (01/03/2014) [-]
did not*
#295 to #252 - urbemarmis (01/03/2014) [-]
you said your dad was trying not to lose his cool. he would have no right losing his cool just because your dad knows hes autistic doesnt mean everyone else does. i got mad just reading that i hate it when people are oversensitive about **** that people dont know about. honestly if that happened to me and i didnt know the kid was autistic id be calling him a retard and if i did know he was autistic id be yelling and screaming at your dad to control his ******* son.
User avatar #305 to #295 - RisenLichen (01/03/2014) [-]
He was trying to obviously stop my brother from doing what he was doing while trying to get the lady to stop screaming. It was also obvious that he had some sort of problem, you always need to keep a level head when dealing with a child with a mental disability.
#3 - monkeybrains ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
>hallway looks like the ******* Somme
User avatar #199 - roflstorm (01/03/2014) [-]
**** i love telling my story. I present to you,
The story of Dallas. Part 1. The arrival.

> Be 16.
> Be in office for stupid reason.
> Waiting to get called to go.
> In lumbers a 300 something lb kid wearing a Scooby Doo shirt 4 sizes too small.
> ******* drooling all over the place.
> Sits down next to me and stares at me.
> I turn and say "Hey"
> He says "WUZ YUR NAIM"
> "Storm"
> He continues to stare at me like i'm the next course.
User avatar #203 to #199 - roflstorm (01/03/2014) [-]
The tale of Dallas. Part deux.
A rat in a cage.

> I turn away but stopped by the stench of a thousand moldy anuses.
> No joke. **** was ******* RANK.
> Cover face politely.
> My phone rings
> Go to pull out phone, it's girlfriend
> Dallas grabs phone and answers it.
> "Stohrm cand anser right now bye bye"
> *************** .png
> Yank phone away and try to call back
> Ivemadeagravemistake"
> With the strength of Hulks right arm, he grabs my left
User avatar #204 to #203 - roflstorm (01/03/2014) [-]
Part Troix. This scares the man

> He grabs my arm and slowly squeezes it harder
> Keep trying to reef it away
> ****** .jpg
> No one in the entire office seems to give a **** .
> 1 huge yank and im free
> Ivemadeanothergravemistake.png
> The screech he emits would make the slenderman tremble and have Rake running for the hills.
> I am actually trembling in fear as the wail continues to grow in range and volume.
> Office finally notices im in mortal danger
> A few people hear the outburst and stop outside and watch.
> I look at them as a plea for help
> Dallas' grip tightens
> God help me
User avatar #217 to #204 - roflstorm (01/03/2014) [-]
Part 4. IM FREE! NO im not......
> One secretary calls out on the announcements.
> "Code Blue to the main office".
> A nearby Tard wrangler walks in and looks at Dallas.
> Immediately runs and tries to get him to release his kung fu grip.
> Dallas' wail continues to surge through any eardrums in a 70ft radius.
> Tard wrangler calls for backup
> Dallas' stands up and grabs the walkie talkie
> Whips it at floor, breaking it.
> Another tard wrangler busts in
> Dallas locks eyes with second wrangler
> It's a ******* showdown.
> I'm in the middle of it
User avatar #219 to #217 - roflstorm (01/03/2014) [-]
Part 5. The calm before the "storm"
> The first wrangler tries to intervene, but fails
> Forgot to mention she was 5 foot nothing and maybe 90 lbs.
> Leastshetried.png
> The second Wrangler is 6 ft 12 but skinny as dicks.
> ****** new guy.
> Dallas has a staredown that would crumble nearby structures
> But **** was quieter than a buried coffin.
> Second wrangler stands ground but visibly starts shaking.
> Dallas smiles
> Ohgodno.jpg
User avatar #222 to #219 - roflstorm (01/03/2014) [-]
Part 6. The hunt begins.
> He lets out a roar that would stop Satan in his tracks.
> Spit flies from his lips like an angry republican.
> Second wrangler jumps back.
> That's a sign of fear
> Never show a predator fear.
> Dallas releases his robo grip on arm and lunges at the wrangler.
> Atigerwilleatheryoungifstarvationisathreat.doc
> The wrangler books it.
> Dallas couldnt make the turn and slides into a few boxes
User avatar #225 to #222 - roflstorm (01/03/2014) [-]
Part 7. The boy inside the monster
> Dallas pukes all over the boxes for some ******* reason.
> Maybe trying to create traction?
> His plan fails and Dallas goes from bloodthirsty hunter to a wailing mess of a child.
> He starts balling his eyes.
> Oh god the balling.
> The occupants of retirement homes could hear his balling without hearing aids.
> He starts flailing and flapping his limbs and screams louder.
> Then a stench that makes his breath smell like roses fills the office.
> He **** himself and it's all over the floor.
> Dallas tries to get up but slips on **** , saliva and vomit and falls down.
> All while screaming and wailing.
> Dallas secumbs to the mixture and sits down on the flattened boxes and starts crying.
> Not wailing or screaming, crying
User avatar #231 to #225 - roflstorm (01/03/2014) [-]
Part 8. Think this story is ending? Not by a long shot.
> Dallas calms down and slowly tries to stand up.
> Just then 2 trucks roll up and 6 people, 3 wranglers each, hop out.
> The tard SWAT have arrived.
> Plucky called for the big guns.
> They bust into the office.
> Huge crowd of maybe 300 gather around the office windows.
> I'm still clutching my arm, trying to get feeling to return.
User avatar #235 to #231 - roflstorm (01/03/2014) [-]
> Tard squad "Delta" is sent in first to subdue Dallas.
> Thepoorbastards.jpg
> The leader of Delta tries to grab Dallas.
> The look on Dallas face when he recognizes the leader is that of 2 alpha males about to duel for territory.
> Dallas opens up with toothy mouth and clamps down on the hand of the leader.
> Theresistance.png
> The leader lets out a cry of pain but grabs his baton and hits Dallas in the shoulder.
> This only enrages the sobbing beast.
User avatar #237 to #235 - roflstorm (01/03/2014) [-]
Part 10. Against all odds.
> Dallas clamps down harder and drawns blood from the leaders hand.
> I look closer cause summin aint right.
> He's smiling.
> Dallas knows he's winning.
> The leader waves in the rest of his squad and they rush the office as well.
> Dallas sees the 2 squadsmates making their way to the office and lets go of the bloody and most likely broken hand.
Dallas pushes the leader off to the side and heads them off at the pass.
> Dallas actually pushes one of the squadmates away into the crowd of students looking outside and makes an elephant line towards the 3rd squadmate.
> Robocop-tard makes his stand.
> One of the students pulls out a phone and tries to take a video.
> Dumb bitch takes a picture.
> With flash ON.
> Dallas stops DEAD and looks at her.
> Newtargetaquired.jpg
User avatar #241 to #237 - roflstorm (01/03/2014) [-]
Part 11. Story is almost done folks, be patient.
> Dallas runs at the girl with the speed of a walmart buggy.
> Dallas has escaped the office.
> Tard squad "Charlie" emerges and gives chase.
> The girl runs for her ******* life
> I'm just sitting back and watching this all go down behind glass
> One squadmate pulls ahead of the other 2 with a brisk walk and grabs Dallas' arm
> Before Dallas could retaliate, he is thrown to the ground
> Squademate has had enough of his ******** .
> Bulls out handcuffs
User avatar #249 to #241 - roflstorm (01/03/2014) [-]
Part 12. The dust settles.

> Dallas tries to break free but his strenght has been matched by metal braces
> Dallas is down, but he sure as **** ain't out.
> He gets up, headbutts "Charlie" leader and and makes a break for the door.
> But slips in his own **** and vomit.
> Dallas stops moving all together.
> He knocked his fat ass out
> The 3 remaining squadmates from Delta and Charlie both have to heave with all their might to get his **** and vomit covered body onto a trolley and they wheel him out to the truck.
> Dallas' reign of entertaining terror has come to an end.
> The overall smell of vomit, puke, and hork is gutwrenching.
> But man was it a spectacle .
>> Dallas ended up being expelled from the school and i got 6 stitches in my arm.
>> The leaders hand had 2 broken ligaments and needed surgery to reconstruct his obliterated hand.
>> Now everyone will remember the day that Dallas made his final stand.
>> In vomit.
User avatar #254 to #225 - twistedwoodthing (01/03/2014) [-]
Goddammit you spell it 'bawling'. Children bawl. If Dallath was balling it was because he was confused and was either playing baseball or using gangsta slang (either one is possible, given the kind of unfathomable mind we're dealing with here, but I still think you mean bawling.) Sorry, Spelling Schutzstaffel rant concludes.
User avatar #256 to #254 - roflstorm (01/03/2014) [-]
Yea, i might have forgotten how to spell bawling......
User avatar #259 to #256 - twistedwoodthing (01/03/2014) [-]
That's okay, your story was interesting anyway!
User avatar #228 to #222 - yorker (01/03/2014) [-]
When someone's retardation is at this level, they need to stop treating them like a special snowflake.

This is the point where you ******* remove this person from normal society because he is dangerous.

It's retarded that we have to be politically correct to the point where we have to allow violent people like this around other people.
User avatar #284 to #228 - kinginyellow (01/03/2014) [-]
I'm surprised the regular handlers were so small too. We have one BIG kid, like freaking strong, and his handler is also the wrestling coach.
#250 to #222 - twistedwoodthing (01/03/2014) [-]
I did not expect this narrative to grip me the way it does.

I did not expect this narrative to grip me the way it does.
#230 to #222 - youreminenow (01/03/2014) [-]
Please tell me this continues
User avatar #221 to #203 - theturkeyburger (01/03/2014) [-]
Despite all his rage, he is still just a rat in a cage.
User avatar #224 to #221 - hopporto (01/03/2014) [-]
#58 - ohhitheree ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
>Be in like fourth grade
>Have a gym class with some kid I hate for no real reason
>Have a friend who wasn't a tard but had a tempter like one
>Gym teacher tells us to sit on a line painted on the floor
>Kid I don't like sits next to hulk friend
>"Dude that kid just cut in front of you"
>"This is a line?"
>"Yeah, and he just skipped right in front of you"
>Activate rage mode
>He immediately pounces on the guy next to him
>Pulls off his shoe and starts bashing the kid
>The kid curls up in fetal position and starts screaming WHY
>Teachers come over and grab him, pulling him away
>He throws his shoe and hits the kid one last time
>No regrets
User avatar #330 to #58 - deescalation (01/03/2014) [-]
#169 to #58 - ugoboom (01/03/2014) [-]
What kind of why was it? Was it this?
#67 to #58 - blargheon (01/03/2014) [-]
>The kid curls up in fetal position and starts screaming WHY     
I 			*******		 lost it.
>The kid curls up in fetal position and starts screaming WHY

I ******* lost it.
#170 to #58 - ugoboom (01/03/2014) [-]
Or this?
#300 - urbemarmis (01/03/2014) [-]
oh and heres my special ed kid story
>9 years old playing in youth basketball league
>special ed kid is playing and is assigned to cover me if i get the ball
>he just ends up running into me every two second and throwing elbows
>pretty sure he humped me a few times
>my dad speaks up after seeing me get elbowed in the face for the 5th time in the quarter (first quarter by the way)
>everyone starts yelling at him calling him a dick saying tard has every right to be there
>i look like i just got jumped by a group of mac trucks
>blood and 2 cuts on my face
>get elbowed in the stomach
>finally have enough and start yelling at their coach to get him away from me
>everyone starts yelling at me saying to not be so mean
>go home and never play league basketball again

this is why i get so angry when i see a tard without someone right there to keep him in check because i could get stabbed by one and when i get upset everyone claims im the monster. i dont believe special ed kids should be allowed to play sports with healthy children and adults because they could get hurt, or they could hurt other people. its the same thing with a white on black crime if i punched a ****** in the face for stealing my money he could say it was because he was black and it would be a national story about how im awful, but if a black guy punched me in the face on video after he called me a honky and said i have to pay for what whites did theyd classify it as a simple assault and jesse jackson would get him the best lawyer money could buy and if he wasnt acquitted then hed get a very light sentence
#307 to #300 - andresaurus (01/03/2014) [-]
I got covered once by a guy who only had one arm, it was basketball.... it felt pretty awkward so I get your point
User avatar #304 to #300 - Das (01/03/2014) [-]
While I do agree with you, I disagree with the special needs people shouldn't be allowed to play sports part. Playing sports and engaging in events like that really helps with what's going on with them, and it's even better if it's with normal people.

Now at the same time they should be controlled too, and in your situation the coach should have been very careful with what he was doing in the game and doing his best to make sure he was doing it right. And at the same time the coaches and referees should have treated him normally, but that I mean if he was throwing elbows it should be a penalty or the coach should have him sit to make him learn.

It really came down to the coaching and the officials, and the parents of the kid in that situation.

I remember about four years ago when I played flag football I played against and with a special needs kid, I believe he was autistic. He wasn't really that much of a problem, it's a little different with football compared to basketball, but he was controlled well and his Dad was there making sure he was doing everything alright and keeping him under control. Also a long time ago when I was like 10 in Taekwondo, I sparred with an autistic kid and he kept grabbing my leg when I kicked. It was sort of annoying but I knew he had a problem so I just sort of ignore it. The instructor was right there though and firmly told him he can't do that and to let my leg go, and he did.

So it really depends on who is running it and if he's being controlled. Now if it is a kid like the ones in these stories that has a history of violence then yes they definitely shouldn't be playing sports but that is the parents who do that and that's what it comes down to.
User avatar #187 - alreadyexiststho (01/03/2014) [-]
I knew a girl who was repeatedly raped by her retarded brother. When she tried to speak out about it her entire family turned on her, saying that he "didn't know any better" and that she should "be more understanding."

God I ******* hate retarded people.
#342 to #187 - facequer (01/05/2014) [-]
Sounds like the retarded people here are the parents
#190 to #187 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Please, tell me it stopped.
User avatar #205 to #190 - alreadyexiststho (01/03/2014) [-]
She moved out when she was 18 and her family wont talk to her anymore.
User avatar #209 to #205 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
I'm still mad but I'm also happy that she doesn't have to deal with this anymore.
User avatar #210 to #209 - alreadyexiststho (01/03/2014) [-]
Yeah I guess. She lost her whole family because of it though...they all hate her. I dont even know why, they just do. And its all because she tried to get them to stop her brother.
User avatar #232 to #187 - yorker (01/03/2014) [-]
It sounds wrong but when your mental state is at that point, you should be taken away from normal society. And if people commit crimes like these, they deserve to die. Retarded or not, they know better, and if they use it as an excuse they're even worse.
User avatar #191 to #187 - mapleknight (01/03/2014) [-]
I don't know, I think some of them genuinely don't know any better, but that doesn't mean the parents should ******* support that activity. Honestly, I've met many retarded people in my life and most of them were great people, and a lot more kind than others. But, there are cunts involved with every grouping that has ever been on earth, so obviously there's some massive cunts among the crowd, but I don't think you should hate retarded people in general, anyway.
User avatar #207 to #191 - alreadyexiststho (01/03/2014) [-]
They just freak me out. I know its a major fault of mine and I do try to be different. I would never be rude to one in person or anything like that. Its just something I can't seem to get over.
User avatar #212 to #207 - mapleknight (01/03/2014) [-]
It's alright. Yeah, it's normal to get kinda freaked out when around them, it makes sense for you to get tense and **** . Hell, I do, though I'm not usually around them myself. But there are some good tards, mild ones at least. When I was little I was friends with one named Michael, I felt bad because he was very quiet and nobody stuck around him, and to be honest he was at that point one of the nicest people I have ever met to this day.
User avatar #34 - apellon (01/03/2014) [-]
I believe violent tards should be put down or at least committed to asylums and not allowed to integrate with society as it is impossible for their condition to approve
User avatar #220 to #34 - hammarhead (01/03/2014) [-]
unfortunate, but true.
#61 to #34 - victorianfancyman (01/03/2014) [-]
Unfortunately it seems your condition isn't going to "approve" either...
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User avatar #132 - suppeh (01/03/2014) [-]
>3th grade Sweden
>Have a tard in my class, I have no idea whats wrong with him but he is really wierd.
>Teacher tells him in class to sit still and be quiet.
>He flips her off, screams "MAUUAAA" (That was like, he's "word").
>Takes his hands to his nose, blows snot in his hands, like alot.
>Starts chasing the teacher with the snot in his hands, runs around the school and chasing more teachers.
>Open ups all the classrooms he sees and screams "MAAAUA".
>One teacher pushes him down, ending his rampage.

I loved this kid. Got kinda normal later.
User avatar #183 to #132 - renegadesparks **User deleted account** (01/03/2014) [-]
since I don't speak Swedish, I have to ask, was MAUUAAA actually like a tarded up version of a word, or was it just some guttural yell some retards do?
User avatar #214 to #183 - suppeh (01/03/2014) [-]
Its just a word this tard used to say (or scream). So it does not mean anything in swedish
User avatar #215 to #214 - renegadesparks **User deleted account** (01/03/2014) [-]
okay, thanks
User avatar #189 to #183 - renegadesparks **User deleted account** (01/03/2014) [-]
wow... ask a simple question, get red-thumbed for no reason
#136 to #132 - elastoplast (01/03/2014) [-]
3rd, sorry couldnt resist
User avatar #198 - pointblankhits ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
> Be 16
> Junior cert year, Im irish so no idea what it is equal to in America
> 3 tards in are class
> One day one of the tards had the bright idea to bring a 500ml of vodka to school
> Walk to my locker and see all my normal irish brethren are crowding around tard in a circle cheering
> Go to investigate
> Tard is downing the whole 500ml bottle of vodka before next class
> (I can spot the lols coming from a distance)
> Tard downs whole bottle and gets sick a bit on the floor laughing as he does (Disgusting tard noises ensue)
> Everybody is dying to see what will become of tard after he is caught
> Go to two classes, tard is obviously pissed but teachers think this behavior is normal thanks to his tard status
> 3rd class comes around, finally mid class tard passes out hitting his head on the desk getting sick everywhere at the same time
> Teacher ***** a brick and calls for help, thinks hes having tard fit and dying
> Teacher notices whole class is crying with laughter and knows theres something up
> Tard gets brought to head teachers office, and vodka bottle is discovered in are bathrooms after a failed attempt by tard to flush the bottle down the toilet
> Tard stars to cry in head teachers office
> everybody gets questioned
> ****** school with no security cameras
> mfw tard is back in school the next day

I literally have 20 of these tard storys if anybody wants to hear them,
User avatar #226 to #198 - Generation (01/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #229 to #198 - vitunhenkka (01/03/2014) [-]
tell me more those are ******* great!
User avatar #255 to #198 - Toshiro (01/03/2014) [-]
Ohioan? Idk. We just came over here to dig a big ditch nobody uses.
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