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Anonymous 10/ 3 f/ f 3( Thu) f 9: 1 f :53 No. 513691304
I witnessed the most horrific
Tard event.
in school
ll!. chalking down crowded
214 KB we corridor
tard holding sandwich
tard is known for flipping out violently and
a wrangler is nowhere to be seen.
Spuddenly, amongst the crowd, someone
bumps into the tard and knocks his sandwich
out his hand.
slice of ham lands on some quiet kid who is
by his locker
the horns of Jericho, the tard lets out
noise that could bring down the walls of a
fortress
two leaps on the quiet kid and tackles him to
the ground, eyes glazed over in feral rage
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tard sinks his teeth into this kid' s upper
thigh, but somehow still roaring
allittle did I know, thta the quiet kid was
suffering from PTSD from a violent dog attack
flips his **** and unleashes an epic
fist combo into the tards face
Hits the punches keep landing, the tard' s face
is slowly becoming mushier and redder
tard increases his bite strengh and his
growl grows louder
quiet kid is now bawling his eyes out but
he doesn' t cease his furious punching
Xblood is beginning to be splattered about the
hall from the tard' s face
who bite mark is now flowing freely with blood
as well
llike lightning, the quiet kid grabs the tard' s
forehead with one hand and right hooks him in
the jaw with the other.
who tard flops off the kid and begins writing on
the floor, smearing blood and saliva
everywhere
tthe quiet kid looks at his bloodsoaked fists,
pukes and passes out (probably from the pain
of the bite)
he broke a tard' s jaw to free himself
the hallway looks like the *******
somme
at least 10 kids had to have counselling
after seeing this
Also, Tard stories general.
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Submitted: 01/02/2014
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#10 - anon (01/03/2014) [+] (38 replies)
Anyone want Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three?
#12 - swordwoman (01/03/2014) [+] (38 replies)
What's with the "tards" in highschool thing? It seems that this only happens in America.. Whats the deal? Is it in every Highschool?
What's with the "tards" in highschool thing? It seems that this only happens in America.. Whats the deal? Is it in every Highschool?
#20 to #12 - turbanmasher (01/03/2014) [-]
In america all the students are retarded.
#118 - alucord (01/03/2014) [-]
Guy who actually knocked the sandwich out of his hand's FW
#27 - stadic ONLINE (01/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Silent Kid's FW the tard bites him
Silent Kid's FW the tard bites him
#35 - thereasonableperso (01/03/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Here is a tard event of my own. Happened about a year ago. Some parts may be exaggerated for comedic effect.

Be working for a museum that collects old armored vehicles.
We have this 1942 Panther tank that my boss is really ******* proud of. It's just a metal shell really. It doesn't work anymore.
I'm escorting a school tour group. It is obvious that some of them are lvl 100 tards.
Another guy, we'll call him Al, is talking about the things we're showing them.
We come to the Panther which is parked next to a british Matilda.
I'm getting bored so I lean against the wall and entertain myself by pushing a little cockroach around.
Boss has showed up and is talking proudly about the tank.
I notice a few of the students have walked off and I go to find them.
I find them. 2 tards. Pissing on the matilda.
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"Hey! What do you think you're doing!?"
One of them tries to run but is tripped by his pants that are around his ankles.
He smashes his face against the panther.
He screams and projectile ***** all over the left rear of the tank.
My boss turns around to see the commotion.
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Boss looks like he's about to go full rage mode.
He kicks all the specials eds out and polishes the entire tank for ******* hours.
Me and Al continue the tour with the remaining students.
User avatar #50 - ishallsmiteyou (01/03/2014) [+] (8 replies)
You guys are gonna love my story.
>be grade 10
>in woodshop class, working with a table saw
>School has quite a large population of autistic kids, always causing trouble
>Hear screaming and thumping outside, but don't pay much attention to it
>suddenly door bursts open
>raptard roar completely drowns out sound of all machinery
>raptard immediately runs at me
>duck
>he flies over me and onto the table saw
>saw lops off a part of his skull
>he gets carried away on a stretcher
>never heard from or seen again
User avatar #34 - apellon (01/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I believe violent tards should be put down or at least committed to asylums and not allowed to integrate with society as it is impossible for their condition to approve
#9 - carlsaganrealness ONLINE (01/03/2014) [+] (10 replies)
tard thread time
#76 - crazyolitis (01/03/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I know that freedom and equality are important, but why in 						******					 name are such tards allowed in normal schools? If you already know they will flip their 						****					, and people will get hurt, just get them to a school for tards.
I know that freedom and equality are important, but why in ****** name are such tards allowed in normal schools? If you already know they will flip their **** , and people will get hurt, just get them to a school for tards.
#3 - monkeybrains (01/02/2014) [-]
>hallway looks like the ******* Somme
#58 - ohhitheree (01/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Be in like fourth grade
>Have a gym class with some kid I hate for no real reason
>Have a friend who wasn't a tard but had a tempter like one
>Gym teacher tells us to sit on a line painted on the floor
>Kid I don't like sits next to hulk friend
>"Dude that kid just cut in front of you"
>"This is a line?"
>"Yeah, and he just skipped right in front of you"
>Activate rage mode
>He immediately pounces on the guy next to him
>Pulls off his shoe and starts bashing the kid
>The kid curls up in fetal position and starts screaming WHY
>Teachers come over and grab him, pulling him away
>He throws his shoe and hits the kid one last time
>No regrets
User avatar #81 - zekeon ONLINE (01/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Back in the feudal days, they really should have hired on tards as berserkers.
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User avatar #132 - suppeh (01/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>3th grade Sweden
>Have a tard in my class, I have no idea whats wrong with him but he is really wierd.
>Teacher tells him in class to sit still and be quiet.
>He flips her off, screams "MAUUAAA" (That was like, he's "word").
>Takes his hands to his nose, blows snot in his hands, like alot.
>Starts chasing the teacher with the snot in his hands, runs around the school and chasing more teachers.
>Open ups all the classrooms he sees and screams "MAAAUA".
>One teacher pushes him down, ending his rampage.

I loved this kid. Got kinda normal later.
User avatar #84 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (01/03/2014) [+] (14 replies)
excuse me as im just being stupid.

but as I am from another country, I would like to know how does the tard thing work in your schools. You just put tards and normal people together? Because that would be very stupid,from my point of view. In my country, we just put them in special schools.

you know.. because they are retarded.
User avatar #40 - mcsloth (01/03/2014) [-]
here in Australia there are schools where they are given the care they need by professionals and learn at their own pace. just wish i could have a glance at the incident reports...
#23 - vegituh (01/03/2014) [-]
how i imagined the fight
how i imagined the fight
User avatar #252 - RisenLichen (01/03/2014) [+] (6 replies)
K, so, my brother has autism. Like, actual diagnosed autism, not that fedora m'lady **** you guys spew around here. This is a story that unraveled when he was about 6 years old. It's also a good thing to mention that he loves water.
>Be me, 14. brother is 6
>Be at public pool with family and friends.
>There's a good 50-60 people in the pool, another 70+ or so outside.
>Suddenly, brother has to pee
>At this age, my brother would whip out his dick just about anywhere and pee
>He proceeds to get out of the pool, whip out his dick and pee
>A girl, around his age, starts to scream and panic
>The girl's mother then starts to scream at my brother
>My dad starts to try and calm the woman down, trying not to lose his cool because he's super defensive of my brother
>She keeps screaming and is threatening to get us kicked out
>At this time, brother is done peeing, and jumps back into the vicinity of where he peed
>He takes a mouth full of water and starts to spit at the woman
>"Wh-What the **** ?! That's disgusting!!"
>He keeps doing it
>He then gets out of the pool again, whips out his dick and starts to pee on her/in her general direction
>She says nothing, but her face is worth a thousands words
>She grabs her child and her husband and leaves the pool
>Everyone pretends that didn't happen, and continues with what they were doing.

My brother may be an annoying **** , but he's a weapon of mass destruction
User avatar #199 - roflstorm (01/03/2014) [+] (22 replies)
**** i love telling my story. I present to you,
The story of Dallas. Part 1. The arrival.

> Be 16.
> Be in office for stupid reason.
> Waiting to get called to go.
> In lumbers a 300 something lb kid wearing a Scooby Doo shirt 4 sizes too small.
> ******* drooling all over the place.
> Sits down next to me and stares at me.
> I turn and say "Hey"
> He says "WUZ YUR NAIM"
> "Storm"
> "MI NAEM ITH DALLS"
> He continues to stare at me like i'm the next course.
#37 - haydn (01/03/2014) [-]
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