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#14 - worldatarms ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
mfw every time I try
#66 to #14 - neggagotbronchitis (10/01/2015) [-]
Jesus christ not this show, I think most people don't have the stomach to watch the whole length of a guy being turned down for like 20 girls and being broadcasted everywhere.
User avatar #138 to #66 - hellsjester (10/01/2015) [-]
sauce for morbid curiosity
User avatar #88 to #66 - sweetjessierose (10/01/2015) [-]
Are you kidding? That's the very reason I adore this show!
User avatar #118 to #88 - neggagotbronchitis (10/01/2015) [-]
Ok ok ok ok, I admit it's fun some of the time when you walk by the tv... but I'm just watching a few different guys.

In the end they all have some kind of flaw but overall, not bad for someone who's going on a frekin dating show, what do you expect, casanova?

I just want to rant how they have to make that stupid video (seriously who choreographs some of the scenes/actions the guys do in it, even more cringy than a parody) and then having all the girls judge him. It's like it's a set up.

But yeah I do agree it's part of their own fault/ who they are but still havent seen a happy ending.

Have you Jessie?
User avatar #207 to #118 - sweetjessierose (10/01/2015) [-]
I have seen many of the guys get a date. As to the 'happy ending', they generally don't do a follow up that I know of, so who knows?
I have seen some guys on there and be completely shocked that they left alone, even when they were doing the "Avenue of Love" bit (basically a second chance with another group of 24 girls who have observed).
The bit that makes me cringe is when they insist on trying for their favourite girl when it is clear she is not interested. It's like, "Dude! You have two other girls falling over themselves for a chance to date you and you insist on the one who isn't interested??" It makes me not feel sorry for them when they inevitably leave alone...
User avatar #208 to #207 - neggagotbronchitis (10/02/2015) [-]
Cool might consider watching it while its on the tele and my parents are kakaling, no doubt comparing me to the the guy.

Yeah, I think how the guy has to pick a favorite is also a kind of trap. I mean correct me if im wrong but all he has is their looks to judge (the girls haven't even spoken yet?)?

Because then it's like he HAS to judge by looks and then the cringe bit when he explains why he likes the girl and what kind of personality she has without knowing her.

An yeah, by the time you got the girls saying their interested I can understand why the guy would go for the girl he picked because "it's true love" and that he's "dedicated" and his love can't be bought.

But I agree with you how he should go with the girls he like, gotta be more flexible, I mean for god sakes you're on a dating show, you ain't handpicking your dream girl over the course of many dates over many years!
Plus I think it's harder, especially since you are on a dating show to go for a girl who doesn't like you and change her mind afterwards.
User avatar #209 to #208 - sweetjessierose (10/02/2015) [-]
They pick their favourite before they've said a word, but having said that, the same girls stay on the show until they've been picked, so regular viewers will at least have an idea of what the girls are like beforehand.
Plus I have seen some of the girls visibly make a face when it's revealed they are the favourite. I mean, fair enough you're not attracted to the guy, but there's no need to be rude..
User avatar #210 to #209 - neggagotbronchitis (10/02/2015) [-]
The girls are the same each time, couldn't tell the difference (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
If that's the case, I guess they could see themselves as "superior" or almighty with tonnes of experience judging.

Man as if getting a date for those guys wasn't hard enough.
I still stand by the fact that the show is rigged against the guys, I guess if the guys came on to go with the flow and have abit of fun with the bald guy and the MC it wouldn't be so bad the fact when the big words "Failed to get a date" comes across the screen lol

Excited for the one with english/western men comming soon?
User avatar #211 to #210 - sweetjessierose (10/02/2015) [-]
I have seen a few European and American contestants, but they almost invariably leave alone. My favourite was this gorgeous, massively tall, broad-shouldered Texan (think Gaston, but intellectual) - one of the girls just straight up said "I can't accept a Western man". Like, WTF?? I would have been all over him like a hot flannel!
User avatar #213 to #211 - neggagotbronchitis (10/02/2015) [-]
Haaaa! Halare. So contradicting how you literally get to know the person for like 10 minutes but won't give them a chance despite looking good.
Might be a cultural thing but I would feel bad if they could speak fluent Chinese. Which if he can he'll have no trouble in the states.

Yeah I think my mum read in the paper, they were recruiting boys outside of china to participate in the show if they could speak mandarin. So I think next season will be quite nice, probably less sad too.
User avatar #215 to #213 - sweetjessierose (10/02/2015) [-]
Also, I'm not a Chinese girl, so just because I think he's gorgeous, doesn't mean they will. I haven't found most of the Chinese contestants attractive, but that doesn't mean the girls on the show don't think they're attractive. It's all relative, and probably culture based.
User avatar #214 to #213 - sweetjessierose (10/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, Grandpa Meng is doing ads on SBS2 inviting male and female contestants to join the show. Mandarin seems to be the language of choice. Even Chinese people who speak Cantonese have trouble on the show and are teased by the girls for their poor Mandarin skills
#216 to #214 - neggagotbronchitis (10/02/2015) [-]
That's him right? In no way is he slow, he's very sharp from the looks, but cool nickname.
I guess it's important that two people can communicate but would suck to be teased, I would be angry like I'm learnin, then start unexpectedly judging and walking off the stage
User avatar #217 to #216 - sweetjessierose (10/02/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, sharp as a tack in both mind and wit. I think he was a news reporter/anchor at some point? Grandpa Meng is just what they call him - it has connotations of respect in China
User avatar #218 to #217 - neggagotbronchitis (10/02/2015) [-]
Yeah my thoughts, wise. Ta shi dajia de Yeye ma?
I think I remember him being nice to the contestants, at least they've got some kind of allie to give them a better chance
How does an newsreporter (or was he kind of a talk show news person) become expert relationship analyser, he must be very charismatic kind of person.
User avatar #219 to #218 - sweetjessierose (10/02/2015) [-]
He's just the host. Huang Han is a "party school" (whatever that means, I'm just taking this straight from the Wiki page...) psychologist who was brought in for balance and to promote Party values, and Le Jia is also a psychologist and author
User avatar #90 to #88 - denooo (10/01/2015) [-]
whats it called?
User avatar #91 to #90 - sweetjessierose (10/01/2015) [-]
Not sure about the Chinese name, but it's called If You Are The One in Australian broadcasts
User avatar #92 to #91 - denooo (10/01/2015) [-]
thanks fam
User avatar #108 to #66 - oranyonereally (10/01/2015) [-]
greatest ******* show ever mate
#15 to #7 - coronangel ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Master at romance.
#145 to #15 - acksl (10/01/2015) [-]
I've watched the last season while being sick and I didn't really like it that much, especially because of adam. He was always a dumbass but now he's just completely retarded and sorry about the 1sec gif but that's what I mean. He used to say **** like this, now it's just "UUHHHH DEMAMP DICK IN YO FACE BÜTCH!
#67 to #15 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** **** the brony/anime cringe comps, this is real cringe
#4 - Nohelpforu (09/30/2015) [-]
Well, I mean if you put youselves in women's shoes, think ok, so what if someone approached me I didnt want to try dating, and said no, in a respectful tone or manner, its just normal life. If women were the sex hardwired to approach men we would do the same.

I think the real problem is noone has a second step, if they say yes, you have no idea how to approach that, same if they say no, Thats where the embarrassment is and where so many internet men get frustrated and angry.
#9 to #4 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
girls are just as sexualy aggresive as guys i can confirm ive turned down random girls that just come up to me at a party asking me to do **** with them or their friend
#77 to #9 - biater (10/01/2015) [-]
Yeah guys, we should all learn from this anon. He's got random hotties approaching him constantly.
User avatar #94 to #77 - brianhanerjr (10/01/2015) [-]
This anon is ******* hot chicks at parties, and basically, you're ******* stupid!
User avatar #174 to #94 - spankcakes ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Anon ***** hot chicks every day.


Pick up artists hate this guys.

Click here to find out his secret.

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#146 to #9 - thecrayzeeman (10/01/2015) [-]
I'm suprised nobody posted the "Why you ******* lyin'?" webm.
#74 to #9 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
I think you meant to say you've turned down random drunk whores.
There is a difference.
#189 to #9 - powerlesscheese ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
and basically, i'm ******* stupid
User avatar #33 to #4 - slapchoppin (10/01/2015) [-]
i would never turn down a free drink though
User avatar #159 to #33 - admiralen (10/01/2015) [-]
well atleast know that i would slip you some acid in the drink and watch you freak out
#55 to #4 - infinitereaper (10/01/2015) [-]
Why should I have to buy anyone drinks?
Women are too used to getting attention, they take it for granted.
What about their shoes? Free drinks?

Nobody offers me free drinks
And women will still complain "life is hard for them"
#56 to #55 - Nohelpforu (10/01/2015) [-]
Why are you asking me this? I never said you should buy people drinks, I offhandedly mentioned that men chase women as the human norm but it can still happen the other way around, nothing morespecific than that.
User avatar #57 to #56 - infinitereaper (10/01/2015) [-]
My point is that the dating is heavily bent in women's favor. A lot of women complain that men coming up to them is troublesome but that's ******** . Imagine how depressed most of these woman would get if nobody gave a **** about them or approached them ever. Because that's what life is for the average man. Why is it always our job to chase women? Why is that always the narrative? Because of that women take attention it for granted, or even say they hate it, when in reality, if all that attention went away they'd probably be depressed about it.

It's like that one joke about strip clubs, forgot the name of the comedian,
but he basically says "I love going to the strip clubs, because when a hot girl asks for a lap dance, you finally get to be the one that says "No"
#59 to #57 - Nohelpforu (10/01/2015) [-]
I know a surefire way to get girls to faun over you all the time, in the same manner than men tend to faun over women:

1. Cook
2. Clean
3. Keep Clean
4. Be Funny
5. Not too funny
6. Oh god, was that too much?
7. focus on her
8. Play hard to get
9. Have money
10. Dont spend all your time working
11. Be interesting
12. Dont be pretentious
13. Flirt
14. Dont be a pig
15. Dress well
16. Make it look natural
17. Smell nice
18. invest your emotions in them
19. Stay distant
20. Act like your dick is bigger than her last boyfriends
21. Imagine you know how big that was; hint: it was huge.
22. shave
23. Act like they are already halfway to liking you.
24. Be swoll.
25. Speak her language, and at least 2 others.

There. 25 simple and easy steps to being one of the same 4 guys ever hot girl in the world is looking for.
User avatar #65 to #59 - technoshaman (10/01/2015) [-]
I have to ask; is this supposed to be a joke? Because several of those things are contradictory and/or highly subjective.
#78 to #59 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
How about... You be yourself and eventually you'll attract someone who likes you for you.
Nothing good will come out of pretending to be someone else.
#141 to #78 - thecrayzeeman (10/01/2015) [-]
I hear this all the time, problem is myself is not very likable.
#93 to #78 - silentpaper (10/01/2015) [-]
in my experience, no girl ever likes someone for being themselves.
#121 to #78 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
You're being a little optimistic anon, and besides there's some types of people that no sane woman would ever want to go near, which leaves you with either crazy chicks who might cut your dick off or dudes.
#191 to #78 - twentyninersaregay (10/01/2015) [-]
nice thinking anon, but how many girls have you atracted being yourself? I'm not saying that you should fake another personality or another approach in life, but to actually be what girls like, for **** sake everyone knows girls get wet when they see a man playing the guitar, what about instead of watching animei and reading mango you start playing a few chords? this apply to being clean, listen to her, or anything else on that 25 thing list is better to learn to play the guitar than faking to play if you don't get the chick your grip will get stronger and your faps will be better
User avatar #161 to #78 - admiralen (10/01/2015) [-]
tell the bronies that anon
#62 to #59 - infinitereaper (10/01/2015) [-]
I know a surefire way to get men to faun over you all the time:
1) Tits
2) Beer

It's ironic because this reminds me of an old post about Men vs Women: How to attract the opposite sex
The list for men is looong, but the list for women is simple.
Moral of the story is that men have to be a bunch of **** for women, but the opposite isn't true. Which is ******** .

I don't ******* care if women don't faun over me, and I don't care about dating.
I'm not perfect and would be happy enough with an imperfect woman, who likes the same **** I do and have stuff in common with and can get along with and **** .
If I meet a girl like that, cool, if not (which is likely), oh well.
#185 to #59 - deutschblut (10/01/2015) [-]
I just told my wife:

1. Be faithful to me
2. Give me sons
3. I'll take care of you forever

And that was it. God I love being married to a simple Asian woman.

Then again, 99% of the girls here it's like:

1. I'm white

And they are like "Yes please!"

Funny. Asian chicks are hot.

But Asian dudes are ugly. You NEVER see droves of white girls coming to scoop up the Asian boys...

PS--I have lived in Asia for years. So I do not deal with mail order brides or prostitutes.
#70 to #57 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
it is the men jobto chase the women because of our biological structure, the group of a species that can only produce a limited number of reproductive cells, will be the one who chooses, and the one that can produce unlimited ammount of reproductive cells will be the one to be selected, the one that will have to fight the other with that hability to get the attention of the ones of the limited amount of reproductive cells, it is writed in our DNA
#122 to #70 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Well guess what, there's more 9 million more women than men in the US, so that's no longer a luxury they should have.
#120 to #56 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
But how often does the inverse happen? Very rarely, because they expect everything else to come to them.
User avatar #144 to #55 - xtrem (10/01/2015) [-]
same reaason why i treat everyone i approach the first time the same way:
you are a person, not a guy nor a girl, i'll be nice to nice ppl and i'll walk away from ill mannered or ignorant ppl , and i consider the girl likes me is she smiles and want to continue talking otherwise no free drinks or dinners outside, and when she gets to the special level i'll provide every comfy and luxury i can afford but hey no one ever reached it
#76 to #55 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
It's just a fact of life, dude..
Girls get offered sex all the time. You could be a 250 pound, ******* ugly, broke bitch and still leave the bar with a man.
Whining about it isn't going to change that fact.

#58 to #55 - toopac (10/01/2015) [-]
>Nobody offers me free drinks

That's probably because you're ugly.

>And women will still complain "life is hard for them"

Nice strawman.

Look, I know you probably don't understand how the world works because you're still a little kid, but you need to understand that there are certain responsibilities that each party takes when they are in a social situation.

For example, if you are invited over to someone's house, it's expected that you bring something, unless it's a close friend that you spend time with all the time. Even if it's small like a bar of chocolate.

If you're invited over to dinner, you normally are expected to bring some form of food, but most of the time it's wine.

Now, back to the topic at hand, if you're approaching someone in a bar/party setting, buying them a drink, whether they're a guy or girl (girls do buy drinks for guys, trust me), it communicates 2 things.

1. I want to open up a conversation with you. It's a lot more casual than saying "I want to talk to you", and it provides the person with a simple way to respond. Accepting the drink means "yeah, I'll spend some time with you" and declining the drink means "not interested". If you just walk up to someone and start talking to them, they don't really have an easy way to leave the situation without making things awkward if they don't want to talk to you.

2. It shows that you are willing to give up something (some money, in this case) for that person which proves a somewhat serious interest. Most people don't buy drinks for every person that they talk to in a bar, but if you are really interested in one specific girl and want to spend some one on one time with her, you offer to buy her a drink, which is the universal signal for "I like you, I want to get to know you better, here is what I have to offer."


Seriously, stop being such a neckbeard.
#60 to #58 - infinitereaper (10/01/2015) [-]
Or MAYBE it's because men don't typically get offered drinks.
Unless it's from other men (no homo bromo)
Strawman? You realize the irony here?

You literally concluded I was ugly and are starting off on a parade of ******** .
A lot of this **** is just the basic reality.

The entire dating paradigm is heavily shifted in women's favor.
It's basic common sense that the man does the chasing.
And women take the attention for granted. they really do.

Dating isn't a ******* trading game you moron. Socializing isn't a ******* barter system. It's obviously WHY you buy a girl drinks that's NOT my ******* point.

And personally, I'm not going to bother with this ******** .
I ain't going to chase a girl I ain't going to buy anyone drinks.
I'm a full time student, bars are a waste of ******* waste of money.

You might realize it too if you weren't such a ******* white knight.
User avatar #64 to #60 - opticmonkey (10/01/2015) [-]
Maybe you should go after some girls dude, it might help you be less cynical
#81 to #60 - toopac (10/01/2015) [-]
You just went full retard, man.

First, you clearly don't even know what a strawman is. Me calling you ugly because you don't have drinks bought for you is called an assumption. A Strawman argument is an argument made against a type of person that doesn't exist. You did a perfect example of that, claiming that "women will still complain that 'life is hard for them'". This demonstrates to me that you don't talk to women, because women happen to be normal people and not some mysterious being that works completely differently from men.

>Dating isn't a ******* trading game you moron. Socializing isn't a ******* barter system.

Wrong. You are always giving and receiving things, that's how interactions works, whether they are physical things or concepts (giving someone your time/effort).

>And personally, I'm not going to bother with this ******** .
I ain't going to chase a girl I ain't going to buy anyone drinks.
I'm a full time student, bars are a waste of ******* waste of money.

I guess you never listened to any science classes either, whether it is explained that for thousands of years, men are the sex for humans that are hunters/gatherers and women are the sex that are the caregivers. No matter what new age hippie **** you spew, it's in our blood. The majority of men crave to go after the women that they want, and the majority of women want to be desired by men and courted by them.

>And women take the attention for granted. they really do.

You are so ******* retarded that I now understand why you spend so much time on this site and watching anime crap. Your idea of "women" is probably the top 5% of women that exist. Do you think women that are 1-7 in attractiveness are being given the attention and having the drinks bought for them? The only women that get that kind of attention are the really attractive ones. Being an unattractive girl at an event makes you nearly invisible to men unless you go out of your way to talk to them.

>You might realize it too if you weren't such a ******* white knight.

How does me telling you to man the **** up and act like the hunter your ancestors were make me a "white knight"? I'm actually talking about the complete opposite of what a white knight would say. I'm not saying that you should hold women on some pedestal and shower them with presents, I'm saying that you should use societal conveniences that are already set in place to essentially manipulate a girl that is most likely out of your league into having a conversation with you, possibly allowing you to take things further.

Seriously, get a job. You don't have an excuse for not having enough money for a social life. You spend too much time on this crappy website as evident by the activity on your profile. Before you say "wahh I'm a student I can't afford it", that's ******** . Get a job, work between classes, make money. I pay for my own school, my own rent, and still have money left over to socialize, and I came from a middle class house (40k-60k a year). You have no excuse to be the little bitch you are.
#84 to #81 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
#205 to #81 - infinitereaper (10/01/2015) [-]
You are a full retard.
You seem to be forgetting one thing, I don't give a ****
You obviously do, which is why you're such a faggot
Go lick a girls toes. I'll continue to not give a **** and hate everybody equally.

And congrats on your eventual divorce/infidelity
User avatar #147 to #60 - xtrem (10/01/2015) [-]
i know how it feels man, and u know what funny:
even if you lower your standards and went for a 2/10 girl she'll always take attention for granted, i went all the way prior engagement but left her because the more i knew her the more she took my "easy-going open minded" style less seriously to the point she said " am stubborn everyone says that, even my brother told me to keep your fiancé you should be less stubborn but i want my opinion to happen no matter what" i didn't take that seriously cause i got her a golden "one ring" from LOTR but the more we talked the more i realize how stubborn she is , we went to every restaurant she wants an when i askedd her to go for one i want she declined, we got into argument and that night she returned with a cab without a ring .
never again lower your standards if you're planning to sacrifice
User avatar #202 to #147 - infinitereaper (10/01/2015) [-]
I've never even been big on standards, just can't find a woman that a relationship would work with. I can appreciate a lot, but most girls just seem the same. I don't know why this is. It's almost like lot of them never fully form personalities. But yeah I feel you, ugly, pretty, people still just as ****** .
#82 to #60 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Well, being a whiny little bitch sure isn't gonna help you much.
You sound like a kid who's pissed off that he can't get laid.
User avatar #203 to #82 - infinitereaper (10/01/2015) [-]
You cucks are missing the point. I don't give a **** about dating ******** , why do YOU
that's my point
User avatar #80 to #55 - loonquawl (10/01/2015) [-]
What are you, 20, 21 at most?
No, you don't have to buy chicks drinks, but it can be a way to break the ice if you don't know how to approach them otherwise.
When I first met my husband, I bought him a drink cuz it's an easy way to show you're interested.
User avatar #206 to #80 - infinitereaper (10/01/2015) [-]
Yeah well that sort of thing is the exception rather than the rule.
And I don't care, I doubt there's anyone in this world I could have a real relationship anyway.
Either way I ain't gonna bother with all this ******** . And I ain't gonna waste money on women.
#95 to #80 - silentpaper (10/01/2015) [-]
please, most of us on here are like 15-20 (19 myself, turning 20 in 30 days) i doubt anyone on here is actually married. maybe a small percentage. im sure i'll grow out of dank maymays by age 23, or whenever i find a gitlfriend. havent had one since i was 13. so ******* lonely wight now. sorry bout the rant. drunk off my ass right now. somehow was able to write all of this with minimal red squiglies under my words.
User avatar #96 to #95 - loonquawl (10/01/2015) [-]
19 and single? Enjoy it while it lasts, you'll be bound to someone soon enough.
#97 to #96 - silentpaper (10/01/2015) [-]
ive been "enjoying" it for the past 5 years. my life just feels empty without someone to care about.
User avatar #99 to #97 - loonquawl (10/01/2015) [-]
What about family?
#103 to #99 - silentpaper (10/01/2015) [-]
both my parents abused me. y mom actually sent me to the hospital one night. my dad ******* hated me. i stayed with my grandmother for a while taking care of her because of her pancreatic cancer. after about 2 years it got really bad and she had to go to the hospitals, so i went to see if i could live with my dad, who let me live in his garage for about a week before he kicked me out. i had to find some shelters to stay at. stayed a bit long at these shelters. had to find another place to live because by law i could only stay at each shelter for 3 months. begged my maternal grandparents to take me in. they kicked me out after a month because i refused to talk to my mother. stayed in a hotel for about a week. got a call from my mother telling me that i was welcome to stay with her. attempted suicide because i literally had no other options. suicide failed, and now im staying with her. i need a ******* girlfriend
User avatar #105 to #103 - loonquawl (10/01/2015) [-]
Hate to tell ya, but a girlfriend isn't much of a fix for anything. It would be company, for sure, but overall you're the only one who can make yourself feel better.
There's lots of option for self help, there's groups to join or maybe even try out some volunteer work to boost your spirits and have some positive interactions with other people, you just need to look into what you can do.
#113 to #105 - silentpaper (10/01/2015) [-]
honestly, this sort of self pity usually only comes from when i am competeky ********* , usually, i am a pretty happt (if delusional) guy. i really just want some that cares about me as much as i do them right now. i dont need somebody to make me feel better. i just need somebody to hold.
User avatar #68 to #55 - rokkarokkaali (10/01/2015) [-]
Women get free drinks so their life is easy
#119 to #4 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
I'd still accept a drink if they offered it and I'm certain it's not spiked if that's what you mean, because hey, it's a free drink.
#11 to #4 - werotus ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Do you have that comment copied somewhere?

I think I've seen that exact speech in the comments like 3 or 4 times.
#12 to #11 - Nohelpforu (09/30/2015) [-]
Basic empathy does that.
#87 to #4 - miasimon (10/01/2015) [-]
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I think in both cases the "step 2" is to buy two drinks.. if she says "yes", one for her and one for you. If she says "no", two for you and try again. No way she's going to say no a fourth time, right?
User avatar #10 to #4 - Blackrain (09/30/2015) [-]
I actually approached a girl once asking her to buy her a drink and she said sure, however she just wanted to talk and not do anything further.

I would like to see that more as a possible outcome rather than it just being:

Yes - men usually just go after getting laid at that point, and almost expect it, which is part of the problem now.
No - Normal embarrassment, rejection, etc.

Just my thoughts of course.
#27 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
**yodaddysofat used "*roll picture*"**
**yodaddysofat rolled image** when a woman says no to me..
#29 to #27 - funpunk ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Let's not forget the one who ****** a horse. And I also brought sauce, because it's asked for every damn time I bring this up: You need to login to view this link
User avatar #192 to #29 - erotictentacle (10/01/2015) [-]
these favourites.....
User avatar #83 to #29 - StickyTissueLoLz (10/01/2015) [-]
That's a lot of pictures being taken...
#75 to #29 - benaz (10/01/2015) [-]
What the **** , why did I click, this is NOT what I wanted.
User avatar #110 to #29 - aerosol (10/01/2015) [-]
I'm still a bit skeptical about this.
User avatar #139 to #110 - hellsjester (10/01/2015) [-]
its called a pony show.... just saying you want to see one goto mexico
#200 to #139 - aerosol (10/01/2015) [-]
I... Is that legal?
User avatar #212 to #200 - hellsjester (10/02/2015) [-]
what do you think?
#193 to #29 - pulseythekid ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
I actually clicked it.
I actually clicked it.
User avatar #61 - goodguygary (10/01/2015) [-]
don't you worry fellow FJers, goodguygary here to teach you how to pick up ladies!
Step one: actually go outside and be social
Step two: i have no idea, i never made it past step one.
i hope this little educational guide helps you fine lads get all the pussy you can handle!
#142 to #61 - thecrayzeeman (10/01/2015) [-]
Got my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Step 1 is hard.
User avatar #17 - severepwner (09/30/2015) [-]
For the record don't start off your interaction with a woman by buying her a drink, I'm serious about this.

You're essentially trying to pay for her attention, or bribe her for it. You're trying to make her feel obligated to interact with you because you bought her a drink, not because she is actually interested in you.

This is a HORRIBLE way to begin an interaction, as she isn't interested in your interaction as much as she's bound by it.

Don't buy them drinks unless they're someone you know and it's an actual gift, just start talking to them.
User avatar #89 to #17 - vorarephilia (10/01/2015) [-]
Nah.

Not only will I buy her a drink, I'll get her a 2 oz shot of the following in equal amounts: Blue Curacao, Goldschlager, Jägermeister, Ouzo, Rumple Minze, and Bourbon. It tastes like various strips of gum, oranges and alcohol, yet has a name I can (usually) sneak past unobservant people. Bourbon treat.

I aim for the classic "If I can't be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst" approach.

or i would if i ever went anywhere.
#135 to #17 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Well then what else are you supposed to do if you don't have your looks or something else to catch their attention? Let's face it, people are shallow, regardless of sex, and will first be attracted to superficial details. You can be the greatest guy in the world but if you don't have the whole package then you're gonna have to go out of your way to get most women to even acknowledge your existence these days, much less get them to put out.
User avatar #201 to #135 - severepwner (10/01/2015) [-]
In that case, when it comes to being a man and talking to women...

git gud.

It's not just about what you were born with.
#85 to #17 - loonquawl (10/01/2015) [-]
When I first met my husband, I bought him a drink....
It's basically how Irish people meet.
#125 to #85 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Might need to take a trip to Ireland I guess. At the very least I might get a free beer for my trouble.
User avatar #20 to #17 - kyoutu ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Nah it's ok to offer after conversation has being going for a reasonable amount of time. Rounds are a good time.
#13 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
First impression: You want to spend money on her before you even know her.

GG. Just talk to them like they are human beings, just like your regular friends. Get to know them. It's not difficult at all.
#126 to #13 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
And then they just give you excuses for why they won't put out, then they come back crying their little heart out when their abusive asshat of a significant other dumps them, but still, not enough for them.
User avatar #16 to #13 - frenzyhero (09/30/2015) [-]
But women are uninteresting.
User avatar #24 to #16 - bastardusnorvegi (09/30/2015) [-]
pro-tip: that's not the attitude you want to have while talking to a person with a vagina

User avatar #25 to #24 - frenzyhero (09/30/2015) [-]
Hahaha!
User avatar #35 to #16 - keybladewarrior (10/01/2015) [-]
But vaginas are.
#49 - ldnelson (10/01/2015) [-]
Whenever one of my friends tries to convince me to go meet women.
User avatar #63 - derpthefifth (10/01/2015) [-]
Women are easy as **** to approach is you treat them like a normal person and you're not hinging your ego on if they reject you or not..... The problem comes when you get far enough that you start to give a **** about what they think and how you're acting around them, it never ends well.
User avatar #36 - scorcho (10/01/2015) [-]
you go up to them saying something like
"I like your aaaasss"
and they go
"YOU'RE LYING, MORGAN"
User avatar #38 to #36 - thejusticar (10/01/2015) [-]
Gamer poops are cancer
#111 to #38 - niggymon (10/01/2015) [-]
welcome to the internet
#53 - skysailor (10/01/2015) [-]
Approach a woman who already has a drink, say hi, be friendly, don't be sexual, just get to know each other a little bit. When she finishes her drink, ask if SHE WANTS you to get her another drink. This approach is a bit less aggressive and may make her feel more comfortable.

Also, be honest about your intentions. If you're looking for a one night thing, make sure that's what she wants to. Don't make someone think you're interested in a romantic relationship if you just want to bang her.
#197 to #53 - atma (10/01/2015) [-]
I like this advice. This is a good advice.
User avatar #177 - mrwalkerfour ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
the advice on the movie superbad is pretty solid

dont try to get girls in bars, go to social events where youre not threatening, where shell respond to you as a fellow socialite and you can chat. in a bar shell see you as some guy trying to get lucky. sure if your a great looking guy, and girls will fall over for you, by all means go to a bar. but if youre not, remember therell be multiple guys at that bar all wanting to **** , if youre not the hottest or somoothest talker, she aint getting with you, and thats even if shes in the mood

so go rock climbing, or on a little boat ride/kayaking, go play a sport, go do some apple picking, or go to a rally. all that **** is teeming with girls who will be friendly to you because they dont see you as a guy trying to **** . and because of that theyll be friendly, and that gets your foot through the door so to speak
User avatar #179 to #177 - dingdongz (10/01/2015) [-]
> go to social events
I already lost the game
User avatar #156 - lathyrusvii (10/01/2015) [-]
Television is generally garbage.

Video games.... infinitely better.
#196 to #156 - hirollin (10/01/2015) [-]
HYUP HACK HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYET!

Gets bitches every time.
#158 to #156 - jiichei (10/01/2015) [-]
so wait, you telling me you learn to talk to women from video games? nice.

User avatar #162 to #158 - lathyrusvii (10/01/2015) [-]
... I... uh... gave no such advice.
...

Draw your own conclusions. << I do not care, sir. so long as you do not cross my path.
User avatar #163 to #162 - jiichei (10/01/2015) [-]
okay?

it was a joke, not a dick.
User avatar #168 to #163 - lathyrusvii (10/01/2015) [-]
Soooo.... you randomly blurt stuff out of your mouth without thinkin'?

... What? It might not be a dick, but your joke sucks hard enough to be a hooker,
User avatar #171 to #168 - jiichei (10/01/2015) [-]
how is it random what I just said? it was relevant to the content (how to talk to women) and your comment (about video games).

look buddy. I wasn't looking to offend you or start a fight. I really don't get why you're so pissed off about this.
User avatar #172 to #171 - lathyrusvii (10/01/2015) [-]
Wow. I reread what I posted, and apparently, -I- was the one to blurt out random **** .


What the **** , my mind was mush. @___@ You are correct on all accounts, and so I gave you as many thumbs as I could. I should shut the **** up now.
User avatar #173 to #172 - jiichei (10/01/2015) [-]
ah it's alright man, it was an honest mistake.
I was a bit confused, like did you step on a lego in the morning or something, but I'm glad that it got solved.
User avatar #176 to #173 - lathyrusvii (10/01/2015) [-]
Don't ever. Don't you ever.

It's fun. It's wild. And it will IMMEDIATELY BEGIN EATING AT YOUR SOUL.

******* stupid.
User avatar #175 to #173 - lathyrusvii (10/01/2015) [-]
No, boss. Just take a look at my comment history. I'll say it again, because it's what I'm good for.

Drugs will **** you up, boss. I am an addict, and I fulfilled my craving again last night, and nothing good came of it.

All I have now are blurry eyes and... ******* self-loathing, again.
User avatar #180 to #175 - jiichei (10/01/2015) [-]
dude what? that's not alright. what did you take? are you/were you alone? why are you taking them?
fella, you need help. stop taking that junk. nothing good will come from it like you just said. can you contact someone you know or get some help? there most be some rehab centers near your area or something.
just please don't do drugs. I've lost two of my closest people to drugs, another one was my mother, another one was my brother. my brother managed to survive and he has gone to rehab. it's not easy, he tried to commit suicide and there has been a lot of hard times in our lives but he went through, I have faith in that you will make it too if you make the decision to stop doing those poisons. cannabis is alright in my book, but don't put anything in your veins.


really dude, I don't know you, I don't know how this happened to you, but I'm worried, and you need to get some help.
User avatar #181 to #180 - lathyrusvii (10/01/2015) [-]
No, no, it's fine. I'm reassuming control, right now, as the drug is being processed.

I said veins, because of the circulatory system. I didn't mean to give you the wrong impression; what I take are pills.

But a drug is a drug., and it interfered with my thinking.


And I am so sorry for your loss, man. There isn't a thing I could say to surmount that sort of absence of soul.


... Christ. =___= This drug isn't worth... this.
#182 to #181 - jiichei (10/01/2015) [-]
pills or not, if you think you're addicted or feel that you need to take them, you need to stop taking them, because then they are controlling you.

I was born in the middle of the great depression and it took a toll on my mother. when she had ruined her life and was gone my brother tried to follow in her footsteps. I'm happy that my bro had a better safety net under him that saved him when he fell... I hope you have one too.

I don't know why you are taking drugs, I mean most often people take them for a reason one or another. but you know, you are stronger than that. I know that you can pull yourself through this all.

if you think it's not worth it, don't take it.
User avatar #184 to #182 - lathyrusvii (10/01/2015) [-]
... what.

Your profile is... 20, female. @__@ WHAT.
User avatar #183 to #182 - lathyrusvii (10/01/2015) [-]
The... Great Depression? That puts you at .. wow, 80 years old, mister. What? That's... ludicrous to imagine.
User avatar #187 to #183 - jiichei (10/01/2015) [-]
I swear to god I will murder these translation pages. that indeed was an embrarrassing mistake. I'm sorry.
User avatar #186 to #183 - jiichei (10/01/2015) [-]
oh. sorry english is not my first language. I had to look up what it meant that the economy is ****** . apparently great depression isn't the word I was looking for. in my country during the mid 90's our economy was bullcrap.
sorry for that mistake.
User avatar #160 to #158 - oosulley (10/01/2015) [-]
Press (E) to talk

Much simpler than real life
User avatar #164 to #160 - jiichei (10/01/2015) [-]
trues. except taking off bra's in video games is unfortunately just as hard as in real life heavy rain with playstation move and a controller ftw
#34 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
>Told FJ going to gym
>Bunch of faggots say "Shut the **** up, muscles won't get you anywhere" Blahblahblah, basically they were happy being soft cunts
>Tell them to keep being lazy faggots then and i'll go outside and talk to girls
>FJ goes nuts about how "A themed account would never find a girl at a gym" and "No one would talk to me"'
>Go to Gym
>See Ex who hasn't talked to me in awhile
>Get back together.

Feels so good to prove this site wrong.
#123 to #34 - numbahone (10/01/2015) [-]
Props to you bro for being both an FJer and a normal fag. Ya did it.
User avatar #190 to #34 - flybager (10/01/2015) [-]
I wonder why you keep being on this site, only comments I see you place are ones you're either in dissagreement or 'annoyed because of ...'
then again those are probably the only things that make you comment
You're still my favorite australian thou
User avatar #54 to #34 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Nice.
User avatar #178 to #34 - spankcakes ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Good for you man, but getting back together with an ex isn't always a good thing...
User avatar #41 to #34 - scootabot (10/01/2015) [-]
Good on you!
User avatar #100 to #34 - cantfindausername (10/01/2015) [-]
Why aren't you using skeletor-themed pictures? It's... weird. I don't like it.
User avatar #104 to #100 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Because people complained when 50 other Explains came out of no where.
User avatar #112 to #104 - cantfindausername (10/01/2015) [-]
But now you're just a name... My heart is weak, and you did this to me.
User avatar #115 to #112 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
sorry not sorry.

but i feel like there needs to be a chart for this.
#116 to #115 - cantfindausername (10/01/2015) [-]
A chart for my broken heart
User avatar #117 to #116 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
#44 to #34 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
you're still cancer
User avatar #45 to #44 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
I'm really loving this new hideall.
User avatar #46 to #45 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Also, Hi Mirukawa, I found you. So you're the Anon following me around the site.
User avatar #48 to #46 - mirukawa (10/01/2015) [-]
also
>checking your thumbs
insecure
User avatar #47 to #46 - mirukawa (10/01/2015) [-]
lol what
why the **** would I care about a theme account beyond thumbing them down?
#50 to #47 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Says the guy following around the 'themed account' to thumb them down and spout nonsense

Least i have a name to the troll now.

Ain't even a themed account and you still ******* mad.
User avatar #51 to #50 - mirukawa (10/01/2015) [-]
>to the troll
no, I just thumb people down when I disagree with them or when they're autistic
this is the first time I've seen you in probably a week, cuck
User avatar #52 to #51 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
uh huh, Keep following me around then, Just don't go anon anymore, No need to be scared that the "Themed account" is gonna block your stupid ass.

Have fun.
#133 to #51 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
If you're going to call somebody a cuck, at least use the word properly.
User avatar #69 to #45 - rokkarokkaali (10/01/2015) [-]
tbh themed accounts are cancer fam
User avatar #71 to #69 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
let me know when you find one then.
User avatar #30 - pizzaweed (10/01/2015) [-]
The bad thing is, most of us aren't that guy from the Nicholas spark books that girls fall in love with. We're the guy in the book that the girl cheats on with the perfect man who she loved years ago but forgot about until a week before marrying you.
User avatar #101 - raidaltamimi (10/01/2015) [-]
**raidaltamimi rolled user emperorwatergate ** C...Can I buy you a drink?
User avatar #22 - kikx (09/30/2015) [-]
If they said yes, I'd feel like a Jehovah's witness. I wouldn't know what to say or do because I've never made it that far.
User avatar #86 to #22 - loonquawl (10/01/2015) [-]
You could say that, that's kinda funny.
User avatar #198 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Trevor Noah seems like a pretty cool guy. Hope he's less bias than Jon Stewart was.
User avatar #148 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
You faggot are all forgetting about the no. 1 rule before approaching a broad: EYE CONTACT

Seriously, if you've established a "positive" eye contact with a dame across the bar, you've got over 90% chances of her not refusing a drink (or any other form of communication)
User avatar #166 to #148 - phtholognyrrh (10/01/2015) [-]
which faggot?
User avatar #170 to #166 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
*faggots

******* keyboard...
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