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User avatar #13 - chromii (04/01/2014) [-]
I wonder what achievement he unlocked...
#14 to #13 - GEARBOY (04/01/2014) [-]
PTSD.
#26 to #14 - marlton ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
At least he got to call in his harrier killstreak
At least he got to call in his harrier killstreak
#98 to #26 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
you need 7 for harrier, not 6
User avatar #100 to #98 - demcupcakes ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Maybe he had hardline
#111 to #14 - pwnfrnzy ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
"You don't understand man, he just ******* exploded!"
#21 to #14 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Oh my God, I am so going to Hell for laughing at that.
Oh my God, I am so going to Hell for laughing at that.
#102 to #14 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
"IT'S LIKE. I JUST..I JUST SHOT THE ****** AND.. AND OH GOD."
#51 to #14 - roflstorm (04/02/2014) [-]
A hearty chuckle was had
A hearty chuckle was had
User avatar #254 to #14 - teratorn (04/02/2014) [-]
I dont get it.
jokexplain please help!
#259 to #254 - jokexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is a psychological affliction that ails especially veterans and witnesses to catastrophes [like 9/11]. It causes insomnia, nightmares [where the traumatic experience is relived], illogical fears and other effects. might ask psychexplain for the full breakdown but that's the gist of it
User avatar #261 to #259 - teratorn (04/02/2014) [-]
Thank you man,i wouldnt get this joke without you.
#257 to #254 - wrongexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
PTSD stands for Poultry Themed Sex Devices, this is what is featured in the picture
User avatar #258 to #257 - teratorn (04/02/2014) [-]
**** off i need a real explain.
User avatar #78 to #14 - zombiepipboy (04/02/2014) [-]
jokeexplain pls halp
User avatar #83 to #78 - zomaru ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
***** gonna commit suicide because he'll be depressed about taking the lives of others so easily
User avatar #65 to #14 - olioh ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
i dun get it. explain please.
#66 to #65 - ninjawildcat (04/02/2014) [-]
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

Its what many soldiers get after war or just after anyone goes through something traumatic. It can cause repressed memories, flashbacks, and increased anxiety. I hear that under certain situations veterans have been triggered and become violent.
#103 to #66 - futurexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
you seem to know about this: hypotethically if someone got PTSD from anything other than war, would he be able to remember it?
User avatar #190 to #103 - coolcalx (04/02/2014) [-]
people get PTSD from all sorts of things. victims of sexual abuse (especially at a young age) commonly develop PTSD. They would only be able to remember the events through regular therapy.
#193 to #190 - futurexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
so only war and sexual abuse then?
User avatar #197 to #193 - coolcalx (04/02/2014) [-]
..what? no, that was just a single example. any significantly traumatic event can cause a person to develop PTSD
User avatar #68 to #66 - sesamfan (04/02/2014) [-]
From what I understand it doesn't make them violent, however if they get "ported back" into those memories they can in their horror lash out against people around them. I personally saw a man shaking under a tree during new years eve because fireworks were going off. Not sure if he was just on something or actually was a vet but stuff like that y'know
User avatar #70 to #68 - ninjawildcat (04/02/2014) [-]
well lashing out could be considered violent. but ya, that kind of stuff happens. if they have it bad enough it can effect dreams and everything for the rest of their lives.
#71 to #70 - sesamfan (04/02/2014) [-]
I am glad we conclude the same thing good sir, have a putincopter!
#72 to #71 - ninjawildcat (04/02/2014) [-]
That man scares me
#73 to #72 - sesamfan (04/02/2014) [-]
He is nothing against King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden
#67 to #66 - olioh ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
ah, thank you for the lengthy explanation. i must learn to use google someday. picture of my cat as a reward.
User avatar #163 to #67 - deadrifler (04/02/2014) [-]
Your cat...was does it look like my roomate's cat. There can only be one! Quick, I'll get the cocktail swords for them.
User avatar #69 to #67 - ninjawildcat (04/02/2014) [-]
My coworker was in Nam so we were told to be extra careful and not do anything that could scare him. I guess their training can kick in and they will go ape **** on your ass thinking your a "Gook".

And I dont even like cats all that much but thats a nice cat you got there
#74 to #69 - olioh ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
im glad i live in finland so i dont have to think about wars that mutch, and even when the US news tell finnish people are scared of russia atm, we are not, we dont care, they dont want us back. even if they do it would be too costly for them to try.   
   
   
when i think about it i once saw a guy with PTSD after war, he was from us and someone thing happened (cant remember was it some ppl fighting or something, but alot of yelling and loud noices) and he just started to shake and wasnt able to breath well.
im glad i live in finland so i dont have to think about wars that mutch, and even when the US news tell finnish people are scared of russia atm, we are not, we dont care, they dont want us back. even if they do it would be too costly for them to try.


when i think about it i once saw a guy with PTSD after war, he was from us and someone thing happened (cant remember was it some ppl fighting or something, but alot of yelling and loud noices) and he just started to shake and wasnt able to breath well.
User avatar #76 to #74 - ninjawildcat (04/02/2014) [-]
that picture was way funnier to me than it should have been. Also, I am fortunate enough to have never seen any old men shaking violently, because that would be terribly upsetting.
#77 to #76 - olioh ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
ah sry i make alot typos and forgot to mention after deleting them that he was from the US.
ah sry i make alot typos and forgot to mention after deleting them that he was from the US.
#192 to #14 - tehcookee (04/02/2014) [-]
****** gold XD
#28 - include (04/02/2014) [-]
When the talibans hear this
When the talibans hear this
User avatar #171 to #28 - pwnigator (04/02/2014) [-]
"Well yeah, he killed Hakim, Mahmoud, Abdul, Farid, Omar and Ahmad but that **** was glorious, I tell ya!"
#6 - theannoyingFJguy (04/01/2014) [-]
This story really blew me away. And the Islamists.
This story really blew me away. And the Islamists.
#8 - deviousluchador (04/01/2014) [-]
**deviousluchador rolled image** mfw no quickscope.
User avatar #85 to #80 - fuckscreennames (04/02/2014) [-]
i actually just had the announcer's voice pop into my head and say the callout. maybe i've played a little too much halo





nah
User avatar #96 to #85 - sptnfouroneseven (04/02/2014) [-]
Given how much I played, i can say the same. But no such thing as too much Halo 3.
#219 to #96 - sixpoundsofjerky (04/02/2014) [-]
There's no such thing as too much Halo, man. I've played religiously since 3, logging hundreds of hours and over 65,000 combined kills, as well as reading all the books and such. That franchise is the **** .
User avatar #274 to #219 - sptnfouroneseven (04/03/2014) [-]
Was up until Reach messed with the story, and then 4 just mouth ****** it.
#275 to #274 - sixpoundsofjerky (04/03/2014) [-]
I didn't like the changes to the gameplay in 4, but I really don't grasp why everyone ***** on it. As for Reach miffing with the story, well, Bungie opted to do a prequel and had to change some things around for the sake of the game (which I don't agree with, but I don't work there.) If I may ask, though, what is it that is SO awful about the fourth?
User avatar #276 to #275 - sptnfouroneseven (04/03/2014) [-]
Well, having pretty much personally boycotted playing it myself, for the story ******* and how they made the multiplayer "Call of Duty Future Warfare" I went and watched the cutscenes at least. The entire thing about "Oh the ancient humans had technology as advanced as the Forerunners and were in a war with them after the Flood attacked them." is a copout, worse than that it's completely out of the blue. Where the hell are the shipyard remnants? Where's all the ancient tech on Earth? Where is the actual EVIDENCE for this? The thing about the Diadact experimenting on humans is fine, in Origins(From Halo Legends) it explains that the Forerunners saved a few hundred to a thousand of each species, so yes I'm sure someone went mad scientist and ****** with genetic codes, it'd explain why Humans can activate the Halos. But the ancient human ******** is just too far with so little evidence I can't stand it.

And Reach ****** it because it says Cortana is partly Forerunner AI, and wasn't on the Pillar which would've been in orbit waiting for Chief/Linda to return from enacting Cole Protocol on an Orbital Platform.
#278 to #276 - sixpoundsofjerky (04/03/2014) [-]
To be clear, I mean I disagree with those choices (shortcomings) on part of the developers, I'm not saying I disagree with you.
#277 to #276 - sixpoundsofjerky (04/03/2014) [-]
Like I said, I grasp Reach's shortcomings, and disagree with them. That said, supposedly that was a purposefully removed fragment of Cortana, and is considered the explanation for why she can seamlessly integrate in Forerunner tech.

On the ancient human side of it, that's a pretty fair viewpoint. They'd somewhat teased at these things in the franchise previously, but it was never looked into. When Bungie turned it over to 343, they also handed over their ideas on the whole 'Ancient Humans' thing, and 343 turned around and had the 'Forerunner Trilogy' of novels put out, which explain that all in much greater depth, shortly before the release of 4. The downside is that it all seemed very random when it's mentioned in 4. I can tolerate the change, but only because I'm so heavily invested into the franchise as it is.

You know what REALLY pisses me off, though? The Spartan IVs. They're cheap knock-offs, but they're trying to centralize the story around them, and that bothers me, because it'll ultimately either **** the lore all up if they're made out to ultimately be on par with the IIs, or it'll hold back the gameplay/story if the refuse to create notable gaps on the side of the Chief (which would be pretty damn stupid, where they're trying to show off the whole 'He's a superhuman badass' thing more) so there's no divide between multiplayer modes and the campaign.
#87 - RayIII (04/02/2014) [-]
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#99 to #87 - malcolmcz (04/02/2014) [-]
fire already !
fire already !
#11 - solitaryweasel (04/01/2014) [-]
Commence swelling with pride
#208 to #11 - touchmyfunny (04/02/2014) [-]
you killed all six with a bullet? Or... why are you so proud? Serious question, I never understood why people are proud of other peoples "achievements".

thanks for your red thumbs in advance, i know questioning someones pride of funnyjunk is the worst for you guys. However I just find it interesting, hope someone can explain it to me.
#220 to #208 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
Because that's the definition of pride you spastic. You can be proud of yourself and/or others.
#217 to #214 - touchmyfunny (04/02/2014) [-]
"insignificant casualties" well wished that was true...
That was funny but unfortunately not solving the question for me. I will never get it but that k
User avatar #222 to #217 - solitaryweasel (04/02/2014) [-]
The pride thing is mostly just for laughs, like talking **** to an opposite team at sports.
I hope people don't really take it seriously, because I agree with you that you shouldn't really be proud of things you didn't do.
#239 to #222 - touchmyfunny (04/02/2014) [-]
On this site i realised that many people are very sensitive about their national pride. The achievements (moonlanding, winning wars, having bad-ass something...) have been accomplished by people who happen to share the same nationality. And yet some of them who just play video games etc brag about these achievements, compare it to other nationalities and use it as a justification for "why we(me included) are better than you, from whichever other country you are). I thought it's a joke but on funnyjunk it's a big thing.

And also: that are the same people who desperately try to justify everything that their country messed up (for example war-crimes). They feel personaly offended if someone criticize an action or a social issue that just happens to be/was in their country. I think they feel offended because they take their pride from something that they can't control. You usually can't control your neighbours or governments actions, so why feeling offended or guilty? Because they only have the pride that they take from their nationality. That's only my view and experiance here.
User avatar #46 to #11 - drldrl (04/02/2014) [-]
Isn't it always Brits that say America is **** for going to the middle east?
#15 to #11 - gymexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
I feels it, Brother
User avatar #34 to #32 - greatgranpapy (04/02/2014) [-]
Not British, just thought it was relevant
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#108 - tittystargalactica (04/02/2014) [-]
Pic related: After the patrol that day.

Pic related: After the patrol EVERY day.

Pic related: During the patrol.
#110 to #108 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
That doesn't look like a tobbacco piple.
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User avatar #223 to #108 - tanukicana (04/02/2014) [-]
I know this is really unlikely, but don't suppose you have a source on that pic? I could swear I went to school with the guy on the left.

Either that or he just looks very very similar!
#82 - zomaru ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - demandsgayversion (04/02/2014) [-]
I think they were planning on exploding anyway. That's what you call a win-win situation.
#106 - severepwner (04/02/2014) [-]
Liara: Did you really take out three Blue Suns Mercenaries with one bullet?

Garrus: Nah, of course not. The third guy had a heart attack, not fair to count him.
#48 - maaarknuuuut (04/02/2014) [-]
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#177 - ianus (04/02/2014) [-]
in sniper elite i always try to hit a grenade but it's more luck then skill if i actually do it   
   
<- little demonstration how a grenade kill in sniper elite would look like
in sniper elite i always try to hit a grenade but it's more luck then skill if i actually do it

<- little demonstration how a grenade kill in sniper elite would look like
#10 - backupclover (04/01/2014) [-]
Unfathomable pride.
#178 - thelastelephant ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Killtrocity
User avatar #3 - mulk (04/01/2014) [-]
but was it a hardscope? cuz then there was no skill involved?
User avatar #4 to #3 - married (04/01/2014) [-]
I bet he didnt even do a 360.
User avatar #245 - joeyliquid (04/02/2014) [-]
Well the British do have probably the best snipers.. I mean they have a **** ton of records.
#213 - kotetsulovesfj (04/02/2014) [-]
Here's what the shooter looked like
#238 to #213 - elastoplast (04/02/2014) [-]
You that fella that killed them taliban?
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