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TL;DR Wikipedia Compilation Part 2

TL;DR Wikipedia Compilation Part 2. Bullwinkle Surprise When receiving oral sex, tap your pleasurer on the shoulder to get her attention. Then you should touch

Bullwinkle Surprise
When receiving oral sex, tap your pleasurer on the shoulder to get her attention. Then you should touch your thumbs to your head and spread your fingers like moose antlers and make any strange noise. Then, punch her in the face.

Part 1
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Port Lr
Greece
Greece is Europe' s Detroit.
Disorder
Disorder (or ) is
getting really upset that there' s no period after the
D in the first part of this sentence.,
l ii, j) TLDR WIKIPEDIA
Yoga pants
Yoga pants are a type of flexible, pants
designed for the practice of yoga and used for
pretty much everything but the practice of yoga.
Tandem bicycle
A Tandem bicycle is a bicycle designed and built
to be ridden by two assholes,
l ii, j) TLDR WIKIPEDIA
Nagasaki
Nagasaki is a Japanese port city that was founded
by the Portuguese in the late with century and
unfounded by the United States on August 9, 1945,
Air conditioner
An air conditioner is a major home appliance
that is not designed to cool the whole goddamn
outside world, so close the ******* door, I' m not
going to tell you again,
l ii, j) TLDR WIKIPEDIA
Soul patch
A soul patch is a lot like a Hitler mustache, but
below the lower lip and worn by people much
worse than Hitler.
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler was a Facist German dictator
whose severe and brutal methods of governing
often led to his being compared to Hitler.
l ii, j) TLDR WIKIPEDIA
Tequila
Tequila is a Mexican liquor typically consumed just
prior to making or in order to forget a huge mistake.
Wikipedia is a collaboratively edited, multilingual,
free Internet bet settler.
l ii, j) TLDR WIKIPEDIA
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#20 - likeallthecomments (05/06/2014) [-]
Unfounded by the United States.
Unfounded by the United States.
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#63 to #20 - checkedem has deleted their comment [-]
#62 to #20 - checkedem (05/07/2014) [-]
i have news for ya pal, stop doing that, dont miss inform the japanese people, they deserve the truth, here it is.
User avatar #31 - swampwaterjack (05/07/2014) [-]
>Detroit mentioned
>Swell with garbage
#85 to #31 - norkas (05/07/2014) [-]
I actually laughed at this.
User avatar #32 to #31 - deadlockr (05/07/2014) [-]
Smell of*
User avatar #33 to #32 - swampwaterjack (05/07/2014) [-]
amen
#6 - ilovehue (05/06/2014) [-]
This is basically urbandictionnary all over again.
#29 to #6 - John Cena (05/07/2014) [-]
Nice.
User avatar #7 to #6 - deadlockr (05/06/2014) [-]
Since when was that a bad thing?
#8 - barndar (05/06/2014) [-]
MFW these comps
MFW these comps
User avatar #28 to #8 - misanthrizzle (05/07/2014) [-]
that's his room right?
#21 to #8 - John Cena (05/06/2014) [-]
Again, say what you want about this guy, but at least he loves his daughter
User avatar #80 to #21 - coolcalx (05/07/2014) [-]
yes, the actor does a great job of pretending to love the girl who is playing the role of his daughter.
User avatar #66 to #21 - rockamekishiko (05/07/2014) [-]
he must be a great person!
#34 to #8 - subcelestial (05/07/2014) [-]
She's hot now.
She's hot now.
User avatar #36 to #34 - swampwaterjack (05/07/2014) [-]
who dah fook is she
User avatar #41 to #36 - subcelestial (05/07/2014) [-]
She's the little girl in the gif from the movie Shattered Alliance. She's also on Teens/Youtubers React on YouTube.
User avatar #47 to #41 - swampwaterjack (05/07/2014) [-]
is her dad really that nazi?
User avatar #50 to #47 - subcelestial (05/07/2014) [-]
Nah, it's just a movie. Her dad isn't really a Nazi.

Also, the movie is Shattered Allegiance, not Alliance
User avatar #51 to #50 - swampwaterjack (05/07/2014) [-]
thx m8
User avatar #76 to #50 - boomerpyro ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
that's a funny way to spell Shat avengers
User avatar #146 to #47 - senninn (05/07/2014) [-]
That ain't her dad, it's her brother.
User avatar #96 to #34 - womanexplain (05/07/2014) [-]
She's still like 15... Isn't she?
User avatar #129 to #96 - cocoman ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
born November 23, 1996
She's 17. So close
User avatar #168 to #129 - womanexplain (05/07/2014) [-]
Still not legal, so quit your creepin'
User avatar #169 to #168 - cocoman ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
I'm 18 years old
It's not that creepy.
User avatar #128 to #96 - cocoman ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
I think she's around 17 right now
User avatar #30 to #8 - sheauhn (05/07/2014) [-]
SLAYERRRRR!!!!
User avatar #60 to #8 - organicglory (05/07/2014) [-]
SLAAAYERRRR!!!!
#37 - LtMcG (05/07/2014) [-]
"unfounded by the United States"
#56 to #37 - yuukoku (05/07/2014) [-]
I'm going to laugh at that every day of my life no matter how wrong people think it is.
I'm going to laugh at that every day of my life no matter how wrong people think it is.
#53 to #37 - thirdoffive (05/07/2014) [-]
oh look, it's the unfounding ceremony
oh look, it's the unfounding ceremony
#72 to #53 - John Cena (05/07/2014) [-]
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#2 - Byte (05/06/2014) [-]
And when that content comes along.
And when that content comes along.
#43 - include (05/07/2014) [-]
**include rolls 80**
#124 - jokervsbatsy (05/07/2014) [-]
Europe's detroit...   
   
   
 MFW I'm Greek
Europe's detroit...


MFW I'm Greek
#126 to #124 - kaboomz (05/07/2014) [-]
hows the austerity measures?
any signs of ending?


im portuguese were almost done with this crap
#132 to #126 - jokervsbatsy (05/07/2014) [-]
They are still going on with the austerity policy, even though we are techically "out in the markets".   
I don't think it is ever going to end. We keep paying taxes that rise uncontrollably and get our salaries lowered, all because of some crappy desicions our retarded politicians made 20 years ago.   
And guess what, all the money paid by the people is used to save the banks...   
   
I thought the same exact 			****		 was going on in your country as well, but you seem to prove otherwise.
They are still going on with the austerity policy, even though we are techically "out in the markets".
I don't think it is ever going to end. We keep paying taxes that rise uncontrollably and get our salaries lowered, all because of some crappy desicions our retarded politicians made 20 years ago.
And guess what, all the money paid by the people is used to save the banks...

I thought the same exact **** was going on in your country as well, but you seem to prove otherwise.
#141 to #132 - kaboomz (05/07/2014) [-]
our taxes will remain as they are
but i think theres gonna be 1 more tax or cut before ze germans leave

and then we are on our own
i seriously hope the faggots running my country dont **** it up again
spain is going through a rough time too
#138 to #132 - rapsuskiller (05/07/2014) [-]
I know that feel, bro
#46 - comicexplain ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
But.. Greece looks so nice...
#9 - swolecamel (05/06/2014) [-]
Here's a fact about horses

THEY'RE ******* **** . NOTHING COMPARES TO THE EUPHORIA OF A ******** GOOD CAMEL

let me tell you some **** about my childhood.

when i was but a young camel, still only lifting double figures on each armleg, i fell asleep one day to find that my parents were gone. I had the hump.

had they deserted me?

i soon found out that thousands of horses had attacked the village overnight!

had they taken my parents?

lol of course they hadn't, the guard camels had defeated the evil horse army after just a couple of hours of combat because camel are strong as a ******* king of the kong.
Seriously getting hit by a camel is like being crushed my a fat ass digger, if the digger was actually twice as strong as a normal digger.

My camel parents had just gone to the corner shop to pick up some water and a few eggs

User avatar #108 to #9 - infamoustrapper (05/07/2014) [-]
You're my hero
User avatar #136 to #9 - thijsofbodom (05/07/2014) [-]
you brilliant son of a bitch
User avatar #69 to #9 - hektoroftroy (05/07/2014) [-]
#CamelCrew2014
#86 to #9 - edmin ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
#55 to #9 - shadowrated (05/07/2014) [-]
HOLY ******* ****
ITS ******* SHAROVIPTERYX
**** THE T-REX, **** THE RAPTOR, ITS ******* . SHAROVIPTERYX


Holy ******* FATASS CUNT **** look at its ******* LEG WINGS



You think you're safe on the ground with this badass ************ flying all over your ****
**** NO
This ************ runs faster than a BITCH ON HEAT

THIS ******* BADASS RAPTOR ************ WILL RAPE YOU GROUND AIR AND ***************** (IT SWIMS LIKE A ************* BAUS)

HOLY ************* CUNTFLAPS

-holler
#88 to #55 - xxmemosxx (05/07/2014) [-]
It couldn't fly.
User avatar #79 to #9 - jpthecursed (05/07/2014) [-]
I, for one, welcome our new camel overlords.
#27 to #9 - kokanum (05/06/2014) [-]
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#17 - nazo (05/06/2014) [-]
Europe's Detroit? That is pretty stupid to say, Greece isnt that ****** up.
User avatar #18 to #17 - deadlockr (05/06/2014) [-]
Considering that the entire country managed to **** itself over and basically became bankrupt, which as far as I know/remember Detroit also managed, it's a fairly decent comparison.
User avatar #19 to #18 - nazo (05/06/2014) [-]
But they arent criminals, if you go to Greece they'll suck your dick for money, not killing you.
#25 to #19 - solomonkane (05/06/2014) [-]
In Detroit, They'll suck your dick while killing you.
User avatar #49 to #25 - agreatusername (05/07/2014) [-]
And you still lose your money.
#94 to #19 - xxmemosxx (05/07/2014) [-]
Greece is worst than Detroit and they most certainly are criminals.
User avatar #119 to #94 - killerlily (05/07/2014) [-]
It's not that bad to be honest. Burning cars etc. happened rarely (and for good reason, if you ask me).
User avatar #111 to #94 - nazo (05/07/2014) [-]
Considering that Im next to that country and I see what is going on, that is ******** .
User avatar #5 - deadlockr (05/06/2014) [-]
I posted the wrong link for Part 1 in the Description, here's the real one if you haven't seen Part 1:
funnyjunk.com/My+first+compilation+TL+DR+Wikipedia/funny-pictures/5128883/
#4 - mrsnowballs (05/06/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #106 to #4 - tranquilizer (05/07/2014) [-]
I luv dis .jiff
#131 - spaghettiprophet (05/07/2014) [-]
Unfounded by the United States   
Oh gawd my sides
Unfounded by the United States
Oh gawd my sides
#26 - John Cena (05/06/2014) [-]
Um, yeah, I thought about checking the Greece and Detroit crime stats out of curiosity and here's the thing: in 2011 (common year of reference I found) there were 1.7 homicides per 100,000 people in Greece and 48.2 per 100,000 in Detroit. So.....yeah.....
#140 - retrochris (05/07/2014) [-]
Expected to read something along those lines.
#42 - itembox ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
#35 - maxiscool (05/07/2014) [-]
See Greece mentioned, swell with bitter-sweet pride.
User avatar #22 - deadlockr (05/06/2014) [-]
Part 3 has been uploaded for your viewing pleasure!

www.funnyjunk.com/TL+DR+Wikipedia+Compilation+Part+3/funny-pictures/5129353
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