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T'is the Season

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File: 1386979_ -( 39 KB, assess, Mpg} E
exchange at work
met paired with guy We never got along with
elm the loner of the office
nnice old lady that sits next to retells me she overheard him telling people he' s going to get me a book on how to make friends and get a
Wis wife and daughter died in a car accident over a year ago
buy him a book on how to find a wife and another book on how to conceive
dday of gift exchange
open my gift
suffice erupts in laughter
she opens his gift
is silent
Wis face gets red and he walks into office breakroom
get called a few names by outworkers
ago in breakroom to make popcorn
she' s sitting there teared up surrounded by peoplestring to comfort him
anobody looks at me the entire time I' m waiting for my popcorn
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#23 - minutes ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't that be justified? Of course it's a dick move, but the other guy pulled something similar off as well.    
   
When i would have received a book on how to get a gf a few years ago, i would probably have thought about how useless and 			****		 i am for a month or more, feeling completely crappy. Sure, the other guys think "Man it was just a joke, he won't take it too serious"   
   
But in the end, both presents can hurt on an long lasting emotional level. CAN doesn't mean that it has to. Maybe this guy doesn't give a 			****		 about being a lone etc.    
It's the other guys own fault, he completely deserved it in my opinion.
Why wouldn't that be justified? Of course it's a dick move, but the other guy pulled something similar off as well.

When i would have received a book on how to get a gf a few years ago, i would probably have thought about how useless and **** i am for a month or more, feeling completely crappy. Sure, the other guys think "Man it was just a joke, he won't take it too serious"

But in the end, both presents can hurt on an long lasting emotional level. CAN doesn't mean that it has to. Maybe this guy doesn't give a **** about being a lone etc.
It's the other guys own fault, he completely deserved it in my opinion.
User avatar #9 - meganinja (12/15/2013) [-]
I hate how you guys are defending the douche nozzle. I wouldn't have done it myself, but only because I wouldn't have been sure if the first guy was going to get me the insult present in the first place. Good on anon for sticking up for himself.
#12 - slothmaster (12/15/2013) [-]
double standards are a bitch.
double standards are a bitch.
User avatar #24 - qauronexoforce (12/15/2013) [-]
This is brilliant, anon & douche nozzle weren't friends, douche nozzle wasn't just trying to make a joke he was trying to bully and humiliate anon and for all I care he can **** himself with a chainsaw.
User avatar #18 - zomgwaffle (12/15/2013) [-]
If you're gonna be a dick you're fair game.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Crusader (12/15/2013) [-]
No. This is no where near fair.

This is like hit a guy with a torque wrench because he pushed you, the only people that are going to say "that's completely justified" are assholes who think only in absolutes
User avatar #20 to #19 - zomgwaffle (12/15/2013) [-]
I don't think it's fair either. It would of been if the guy cried in his popcorn so anon could fully enjoy his victory.
User avatar #49 to #19 - vondraco (12/15/2013) [-]
You call them assholes, I call them Siths.
User avatar #51 to #22 - Crusader (12/15/2013) [-]
1 - That's TV
2 - That's hardly necessary here, all that shows is that you are so afraid about your own insecurities that you can't handle if someone makes a joke about them you are willing to send them into a nervous breakdown
User avatar #52 to #51 - weinerdick (12/15/2013) [-]
It's exactly what you said, you ******* idiot.
I was agreeing with you
User avatar #53 to #52 - Crusader (12/15/2013) [-]
Explanation would clarify that you ambiguous bastard
User avatar #54 to #53 - weinerdick (12/15/2013) [-]
disproportionate retribution?
Just that alone should've told you something.
User avatar #41 - StarDragon (12/15/2013) [-]
Great way to deal with a bully. if the guy is dealing with the loss of his family by inflicting pain on others he deserves the kick in the nuts.
User avatar #34 - Silver Quantum (12/15/2013) [-]
story doesn't make much sense. look at it this way: who better to understand what anon's going through than someone who doesn't have the people he cared for anymore? they both feel alone and lost one way or another and even if that wouldn't be the case that they'd get along, the last thing you'd feel like doing after going through such a big loss, is bully someone for whatever reason. it might make sense from a psychological standpoint to bully someone as a measure of coping with whatever you're going through, but it wouldn't make sense to bully someone who's going through a similar situation as yours
User avatar #11 - TwiztidNinja (12/15/2013) [-]
As a sociopath i approve of this gift exchange.
#1 - flemsdfer ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
Damn that's cold.
User avatar #27 - ninjahitman (12/15/2013) [-]
It's like when this fat kid used to say something about my long hair, "pube head" or something like that. Told him that I can just cut off my hair, which would take minutes, whereas it would take him a good couple of years to get rid of his imperfection. Can't just cut off a large amount of body mass.
#35 to #27 - Silver Quantum (12/15/2013) [-]
"Can't just cut off a large amount of body mass. "

wanna test that theory?
User avatar #36 to #35 - ninjahitman (12/15/2013) [-]
Boy, would I?!
#7 - infexis ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
**infexis rolled a random image posted in comment #175 at Offensive beautiful wallpapers ** That is truly beautiful.
#8 - rosietheamazon (12/15/2013) [-]
i get the humor it's 4chan so take it with a grain of salt and assume it's a lie.   
buying him something really awesome would have sunk his gift and made him look like a piece of 			****		. then the loner would be the awesome guy who got that asshole a really great gift that one time.
i get the humor it's 4chan so take it with a grain of salt and assume it's a lie.
buying him something really awesome would have sunk his gift and made him look like a piece of **** . then the loner would be the awesome guy who got that asshole a really great gift that one time.
User avatar #2 - dabronydude (12/14/2013) [-]
that is just harsh...
User avatar #38 to #2 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/15/2013) [-]
It's like this: they're both assholes, except one (OP) turned out to be an even bigger asshole than the other.
User avatar #43 to #38 - dabronydude (12/15/2013) [-]
and that is fine,
it is the fact that the person that replied to me basically said it is ok to mock and laugh
at someone's dead wife and kids if that guy did some prank on you...
User avatar #3 to #2 - amberc (12/14/2013) [-]
No, the guy was an asshole to begin with. If you can be mean to people you should at least be able to take the backlash.
User avatar #16 to #3 - dabronydude (12/15/2013) [-]
so making a joke to someone on how they do not have a GF is the same as making fun
of someone's dead wife and kid?
are you ******* with me? and 30 people agree with you?
User avatar #39 to #16 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
It wasn't really a joke, though. He wanted to humiliate anon and that's being an asshole on all scales. That's bullying and can really **** up someones live.
Anon's backlash was just really ******* cold, but I feel like the guy kinda deserves it. Still thumbed you up though, as I can understand your side, too
User avatar #42 to #39 - dabronydude (12/15/2013) [-]
thanks for understanding,
making a joke about someone not having a gf is not that harsh, a little mean yes but not
really harmful but for you to mock someone's dead wife and child is ******* brutal and yet
people think it is the same, it is insanity.
i do not care if this post is fake, the point of it is shocking.
User avatar #44 to #42 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
eeeeeehhh, makig a joke about someone not having a gf is a little mean among friends, but from the post I think that they're more like strangers and there I think it's closer to bullying than just being a joke. Especially in front of all your colleagues. It's humiliating and, as I said, can really **** someone up
User avatar #45 to #44 - dabronydude (12/15/2013) [-]
i can not speak for anyone else so i try to imagine if i was in this situation, from both sides,
if someone got me a book at work about how to get a GF i would laugh and ye it would be a
bit embarrassing, but if someone got me a book about finding a wife and having kids when
mine died tragically that would be ******* brutal, i would be pissed and sad...
#4 to #3 - anon (12/15/2013) [-]
That's the most retarded **** I've ever heard. The guy was a dick, but not to the point where he was openly mocking the OP about dead relatives. It's not about being able to take backlash at all.
User avatar #5 to #4 - amberc (12/15/2013) [-]
Hey you can't be an asshole and expect others to be nice to you just because people close to you died. Its no excuse to be that way.
User avatar #14 to #5 - Crusader (12/15/2013) [-]
No, actually you can completely expect that.
It's one thing to mock someone about something that they can change. inb4 "you can't change socially anxiety/etc". Yes you can, I've done it, it's called growing a pair
It's another to mock someone because of a tragedy.
If he in turn got buddy a book called "101 not to **** through your mouth, a guide to being polite" that would be fine.

You wouldn't get a quadriplegic a book on how to train for a marathon, because that's just going too far.
#31 to #14 - trulydeath (12/15/2013) [-]
You should kill yourself. Save the world from your stupidity.
User avatar #29 to #14 - jukuku (12/15/2013) [-]
"inb4 "you can't change socially anxiety/etc". Yes you can, I've done it, it's called growing a pair"

You're an idiot.
#32 to #5 - anon (12/15/2013) [-]
No, but you can expect people to be a dick in other ways. He fully deserved to be ripped on because of what he did, but mocking his ******* family isn't the way to do it.
#10 to #4 - anon (12/15/2013) [-]
no, he was openly mocking him about his inability to make friends or get a girl. Still a complete asshole. I feel a little bad for him, but only a little.
User avatar #17 to #3 - Crusader (12/15/2013) [-]
That's not backlash though.

Backlash would be getting a big purple vibrator with a note saying "so you can go **** yourself"

This isn't punching a guy that punched you, this is a guy calling you ugly and you smashing his face off the bar.
#30 to #17 - anon (12/15/2013) [-]
Yes, but noone cares, and you can go **** yourself
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#46 - anon (12/15/2013) [-]
What alot of you probably dont know is that man in the picture could **** you up, and everything you know and love. Thats Andersen SIlva. YouTube it.
#40 - evanxzile (12/15/2013) [-]
Well, that's not very nice.
Well, that's not very nice.
User avatar #37 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (12/15/2013) [-]
is easier to deal with the lose of family than social anxiety. Or are you going to tell me that your family is always on the verge of death and you can do something about it? no, you cant. they are dead as a corpse can be, so grow a pair, be a man, and go on. But the other guy, the loner, he is always struggling with society, because he lacks social skills. Thus, we could say that the loner lives a hell everyday, and that douche makes it worse , while the douche lived that hell long ago when they died.he deserved it.
User avatar #33 - slapchoppin (12/15/2013) [-]
thats a bit much

sure he's being a prick but you don't have to make fun of his dead family

also this **** would get you fired and it would be nearly impossible to get another job in that field
User avatar #15 - Crusader (12/15/2013) [-]
No, OP went too far.

I honestly would expect him to be fired over something like that.

It's one thing to make a joke about stuff you can change (weight, social anxiety, etc) inb4 "You can't always change those" ******** , yes you can, it just takes dedication
It's another to mock someone's personal tragedies.

It would have been fine if OP went shot for shot, and got him something that made a joke about something he could manage, a weight loss book, a book on how to use basic office tools, hell a purple dildo with a note saying "So you can go **** yourself" would have been completely justified.

But this was too far, would you give a marathon training book to a quadriplegic? The Kama Sutra to a rape victim? These things go past getting even for a joke and will leave you in a worse situation than the one you started in.
#28 to #15 - trulydeath (12/15/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up Crusader you bitch
User avatar #25 to #15 - mothertrollbegood ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
If you're going to be a cunt, expect others to treat you the same way. Social anxiety isn't as easy to "Fix" as you say because why would he. He has no need and again, play the cunt, expect the same thing to happen to yourself.
User avatar #50 to #25 - Crusader (12/15/2013) [-]
1 - No, this goes far beyond being a cunt, the coworker was a dick, sure, but OP went far beyond that.

2 - If he isn't willing to better himself, then he can hardly be angry when people point out those flaws.
It's like if I don't wash my face, can I be angry at people who point out that I have bad acne?
If I don't exercise and eat right, can I get offended if people call me fat? If you people say yes you can get offended, then you are the biggest hypocrites ever because you continuously make fun of people for being fat

This goes far beyond the disproportionate revenge idea, and for that, OP is a dick.
User avatar #26 to #15 - ninjahitman (12/15/2013) [-]
>would you give a marathon training book to a quadriplegic? The Kama Sutra to a rape victim?
Yes, the ideas that are flowing through my mind are delightful. I have a crippled friend in a wheelchair, he'd appreciate a good marathon book or two.
#48 - dissectedtesticle (12/15/2013) [-]
you hurt someone and don't expect that someone to retaliate? wow.
#47 - paranoidjack (12/15/2013) [-]
I seem to have started a debate... This was not my intention, please play nice
I seem to have started a debate... This was not my intention, please play nice
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