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#12 - bogdaneight
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(01/22/2014) [+] (12 replies)
stickied by tripscausedthis
Everyone's face when they get to keep it.   
Good **** though, keep it up.
Everyone's face when they get to keep it.
Good **** though, keep it up.
#222 to #12 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
This story was kinda boring for me because as a person from Europe I have always cherised Swedish and even German porn from 80s and 90s. So much really that nowadays I can´t get it up for a shaven one.

The bush is nice to pet as it also reduces friction.
Shaven is like looking at a baby.
#228 to #222 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Too much bush and it's like sticking it in a bearded man's mouth
#261 to #228 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I woulnd´t know what its like sticking into a bearded man´s mouth, clearly you know more about.

But all Im saying is that women were supposed to be hairy. There where no shaven heavens in the old times. You know what, I bet you are american. Prove me wrong, but its the americans who are always scared of vaginal hair. Bunch of sissies.
#264 to #261 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
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(01/22/2014) [-]
By your logic that means you know what it's like to stick it into a baby, which is even worse you sick freak. Either that or you're one of those hairy women and are just lashing out because you feel bad about yourself, which is pathetic.

Also it's not scary, it's just gross.
#266 to #264 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Haha, so you are american and you clearly made a failed assumption. You said "sticking it in a bearded man´s mouth" as in I said "like looking at a baby". I said nothing of a sort sticking it into a baby, that was said by you and the fact you mention it shows your mentality.

Grow a pair and eat a bush you sissy american.
#268 to #266 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
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(01/22/2014) [-]
It's alright if you prefer hairy, masculine women who could be mistaken for men, but I don't. No need to get all defensive and bitchy over the internet because you like eating a mouthful of hair.
#273 to #268 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
European women are far from masculine mate. But ok cheers, stick to bald shaven fat ones that look like bowling balls. Btw most of the pretty ones in USA are descendants from Scarlett Johannson is of Danish blood, Monica Belucci from Italy ect.
#275 to #273 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Being covered in hair makes you look masculine, if you find hairy women beautiful then good for you. You can have them because I don't want them. Liking hair on women doesn't make you any more of a man, it's pretty retarded to think it does.
#279 to #275 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
You say that liking hair doesn´t make a person any more of a man. But at the same time you say that covered in har makes you look masculine. Guess what, it doesn´t.
Anyway it doesn´t matter.

I bet if a very good looking woman with a hairy bush would offer you sex you would take it anyways.
#280 to #279 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
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(01/22/2014) [-]
It depends on how much. A little hair, then yeah. If she looks like that picture, no way.
#274 to #273 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
descendants from Europe*
#204 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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(01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by tripscausedthis
#236 to #204 - alphagex
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(01/22/2014) [-]
i love u and the story pls do more
#1 - arnolddusk
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(01/22/2014) [-]
glad I caught this before it got to the front page so I could thumb this **** down
#307 to #1 - johrny
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Good bait.   
   
Here have a green thumb
Good bait.

Here have a green thumb
#80 to #1 - freakyorange
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Hey uh, getting -400 gets you banned. Just ask funnyjunk.com/user/orrisic
#180 to #80 - whydoesthishappen
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(01/22/2014) [-]
You are a moron. How many times do I have to tell people that he got banned because he was proxy thumbing, not because he got negative 400?
#348 to #180 - arnolddusk
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(01/23/2014) [-]
thumbs down for being a dumbass
#349 to #348 - whydoesthishappen
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I know I'm right.
#82 to #80 - arnolddusk
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#146 to #82 - ninjawildcat
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(01/22/2014) [-]
What did he do?
#125 to #82 - markipliergame
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(01/22/2014) [-]
how'd he cheat
#126 to #125 - arnolddusk
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#127 to #126 - markipliergame
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(01/22/2014) [-]
i dont like trolls, but cheating trolls are just pathetic
#132 to #1 - yuukoku
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Oh, God. It's you again.

If anyone wants to know, yes. He's good at what he does.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/sickkickers/fuck+ITT+Tech+for+not+taken+me/eysyGrl/160#160
#134 to #132 - arnolddusk
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(01/22/2014) [-]
lel
#136 to #134 - yuukoku
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(01/22/2014) [-]
**** you for dragging me through that.
#337 to #1 - spceinvdr
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(01/23/2014) [-]
NICE TROLL BRO YOU REALLY GOT EM GOOD,
GLAD TO SEE ANOTHER HILARIOUS TROLL IN THE COMMENT SECTION


******* kill yourself
#342 to #337 - arnolddusk
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(01/23/2014) [-]
im glad you think im funny =)
#7 to #1 - zerodim
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(01/22/2014) [-]
#10 to #1 - phlombus
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(01/22/2014) [-]
glad I caught this before it got to the front page so I can thumb your **** up
#2 to #1 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Thanks man. Have a green thumb on your comment.
#87 to #2 - twofreegerbils
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I asked you before, but you didn't answer me. That thread had a lot of comments, so I'm not offended or anything.

How much child porn did you run across?
#197 to #87 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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(01/22/2014) [-]
None, earlier I replied to somebodies comment with the same question. one co-worker uppity photo printing bitch thoght she found one but it turned out to be a kid just before he died form health complications and pretty much his parents took every photo of him happy, which happened to be naked in a sprinker. she jumped the gun and reported the mother and then felt like a cunt. but outside of that I'm glad i've found none.
#148 to #87 - threeeighteen
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(01/22/2014) [-]
#133 to #87 - anonymousbrony
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I am curious as well.
Also what age groups was it? Like boring 15-17 or the real hardcore stuff like 8 year olds and ****.
#230 to #133 - tranquilizer
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(01/22/2014) [-]
#304 to #230 - anonymousbrony
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(01/22/2014) [-]
The first time I get my username on an image and it's about me being a pedophile.
#306 to #304 - tranquilizer
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(01/22/2014) [-]
>Achievement unlocked
#309 to #306 - anonymousbrony
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I'll take what I can get!
#303 to #133 - anonymousbrony
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(01/22/2014) [-]
My god. Was the -20 thumbs really necessary?   
I was just curious about how common that is.
My god. Was the -20 thumbs really necessary?
I was just curious about how common that is.
#308 to #303 - tranquilizer
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I'd guess it's because you chose to use word combinations like "boring 15" and "hardcore 8"
#341 to #308 - anonymousbrony
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I guess it sounds better in my head. When I reread my comment aloud it did sound suggestive.
#314 to #303 - anon
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I could tell you were joking hopefully


pic entirely unrelated
#340 to #314 - anonymousbrony
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I was seriously just wondering how common the crazy pedo is.
I don't understand how it was misinterpreted of how I'm a pedo, it's not like I asked to see if he saved any or anything.
#150 to #133 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
found the pedophile
#305 to #150 - anonymousbrony
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Anon. You have cursed me!
#202 to #2 - matrixone
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(01/22/2014) [-]
You're starting to get idolized just because you're a decent person. I don't really think your comment deserved a bazillion thumbs.
#44 to #2 - chewgum
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Hey since you're still online I wanted to ask you for advice. Now I read what you said about if the computer isn't turning on what to do, I just wanted to tell you my problem and get a bit of clarification.

My vista laptop battery is straight dead and the charger for it is broken, if I put it in a different laptop even though it's the same model and do what you said about taking out the battery and holding the power button will it work?


And I'm sorry if that didn't make too much sense, as a shorter version.
my vista laptop battery is dead and the charger broke, but I do have another charger yet it won't charge this battery for some reason, wat do
#48 to #44 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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(01/22/2014) [-]
you need a charger that matches the power output for your laptop. another may fit the hole but wont always turn it on.
#184 to #48 - empithree
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(01/22/2014) [-]
> another may fit the hole but wont always turn it on.
sad but true.
#89 to #48 - regularmexican
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Quick question if you dont mind. My computer says that my battery is low at 57% and it needs to be charged up. Ive replaced the battery with a new one but it still does the same thing. I did the whole uninstallation of the battery software and restarting but it still persists. I even sent it in and it still does it. Any reason why?
#52 to #48 - chewgum
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Okay, but is that the only way to fix it? And if not can I try charging it through another laptop or just do like you said
#53 to #52 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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(01/22/2014) [-]
worst case scenario undo some screws on the bottom of it and find the 2.5inch hdd and plug it into a desktop computer and back your stuff up
#111 to #53 - dudeyouisnasty
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(01/22/2014) [-]
This is why I hide my expertise on computers and computer networks from the outside world. Once they know, they never stop asking.
#25 to #2 - tornadomad
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Nope. Red for him. Might as well let him have what he wants...
#24 - funnymanohword
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Poor guy probably missed that porn so much. HFW calling up the next day
#90 to #24 - crazykidwithaknife
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I've never been sadder for a guy not getting to jerk it
#26 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(01/22/2014) [-]
>I'll swedish it's laying around here somewhere.

#51 to #26 - combatplatypus
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Swedish = see if
#54 to #51 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(01/22/2014) [-]
sorry that's a poor pun. I love the rest of the story but that pun was awful.
#55 to #54 - combatplatypus
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I know
#61 to #55 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Nice ursername btw.
#151 to #61 - threeeighteen
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, as long as you don't live in Australia.
#20 - TheSchwartz
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I like your posts, but I feel sorry for the old man this time around. Just picturing that look of dejection as he realized he couldn't get back one of the last things he could ever...ugh...fap to...isn't one that would send me in hysterics.
#21 to #20 - TheSchwartz
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Also, save "The Worst Customer Ever" as your grand finale!
#27 to #20 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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(01/22/2014) [-]
personally I'm a porn returner. But the manager was in charge.
#83 - cazabrow
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(01/22/2014) [-]
It's undeniably funny, but don't you think this one may have been a little harsh?   
   
The first story the little cunt deserved it, the second story the two 3/10 women in poverty land would've deserved whatever you'd cooked up.    
   
But this old dude got  shamed across the store just because he forgot a porno in his disc tray which was never returned. Iunno maybe it's just me.
It's undeniably funny, but don't you think this one may have been a little harsh?

The first story the little cunt deserved it, the second story the two 3/10 women in poverty land would've deserved whatever you'd cooked up.

But this old dude got shamed across the store just because he forgot a porno in his disc tray which was never returned. Iunno maybe it's just me.
#183 to #83 - daffyduckyo
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(01/22/2014) [-]
It's not even that he forgot it, the laptop wouldn't powern on anymore, so he couldn't get it out and probably hoped for the discretion of the tech guys. They kinda acted like assholes here.
It's not even that he forgot it, the laptop wouldn't powern on anymore, so he couldn't get it out and probably hoped for the discretion of the tech guys. They kinda acted like assholes here.
#102 - fishinyourface
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I think this was a little uncalled for. People pay you to fix their computer, not rifle through their private things and laugh at them when they don't deserve it. the firts guy deserved it for being a cunt but this guy wasn't a cunt. not to mention you kept the dvd....that's his stuff and you kept it.  inb4 "you must be fun at parties lel"
I think this was a little uncalled for. People pay you to fix their computer, not rifle through their private things and laugh at them when they don't deserve it. the firts guy deserved it for being a cunt but this guy wasn't a cunt. not to mention you kept the dvd....that's his stuff and you kept it. inb4 "you must be fun at parties lel"
#115 to #102 - mbasm
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Have you ever fixed anyone's anything technical? It's an unspoken rule that if someone fixes your phone/computer/anything, they get to rifle through it and enjoy it.
#110 to #102 - instakill
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(01/22/2014) [-]
everyone in the IT field rifles through your ****, it's what gets us through the day to day, a good tip is to always make friends with the IT guys, cause they are the ones who know your darkest secrets
#221 to #102 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
What about not leaving your porn in the CD Tray ****** killjoy.

Anyway if he's not able to accept that he left a porn dvd at the tray he doesn't deserve to take it back. He should be more ******* responsible with this stuff.
#116 to #102 - mabarii
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I agree. What they did was very unprofessional and rude. id hate to have my privacy
violated in such a manner.
#169 - evenx
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(01/22/2014) [-]
lol this was waaaay too easy to find:
You need to login to view this link
#234 to #169 - erwtje
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#235 to #169 - erwtje
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(01/22/2014) [-]
7:48 ''You want some of this?'' ''yeah i think i might''
#11 - eminemnmnms
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(01/22/2014) [-]
The only way to describe these stories
#161 to #11 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 286**

Indeed. If I had an account here I'd subscribe to him.