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Swedish Erotica

Before I start this story, I' d just like to
thank whichever mod has gone
through my posts that are over 1 year
old and flagged a bunch as **** .
The first to go was my picture of
Goku on the dragon ball Miley Cirus
style. So I guess I' m on their radar
now.
This event takes place in the same
time period as Douchebad, working
with the same guys as before.
man enters store with laptop
Craptop won' t power on at all,
completely useless.
it in, note down all equipment
left with it
Nob hits work bench to await its
delay
few days later Clubber manages
to fix laptop
sseriously if your laptop is doing that,
take out the power supply and
battery, hold the power button for 10
seconds and plug it all back in.
flattop turns back on,
goes to put a disc in to run
some cleanup software as a good
deed
WOW! Check this out"
is the kind of guy that spent
all day at work googling the effects of
mixing certain kinds of drugs, usually
he is so munted he spends the day
with his jaw cramped shut and unable
to speak
if he has spoken it' s going
to be worthy we all run to see what
he has found
conside the disc tray is a dvd titles
Swedish Erotica 4"
tells us to put it away,
we' re far too busy for this ********
tthat afternoon as we are packing
up, Clubber sneaks over, hits play on
the laptop
wwe can hear an old fashion movie
playing in the background
beefore we know it the entire work
area is filled with corny late early
porn music,
ait says Swedish but everyone
sounds American
comes over to tell him to
stop
ait' s too late,
wwe' re all so mesmerised.
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sseriously every cast member has
the hairiest pubic region I have ever
seen
tthe hairdo' s on the women are all
upscaled or bobcat.
wwe can' t stop watchings
mtech area starts to fill with sales
people
ssmall crowd gathers in silence
finally hits stop
if the customer can ask for it by
name he can have it back."
the running joke of the
techies
forward a few days to customer
coming to collect.
aimp the lowest on that ladder so I
have to serve him.
turning away to pretend
to grab some paperwork from behind
me because I just can' t look him in
the eye and keep a straight face
sshow him that it boots up
opens dvd tray
ssee him die a little inside when he
realises it' s not there
ttry to look away, look directly into
the back room where I can see
Clubber with his shirt off, manager
holding his tie like a leash pretending
to erotically pump him from behind.
Both making sex faces.
dfear I may bite an actual hole in my
tongue trying not to laugh
aask customer if something is
missing
yhe pauses then gives a sad "no" and
leaves
tthe next day he called up and had
an awkward conversation with
manager about if he may have left a
dvd in there
says "not that I' noticed,
what' s it called? I' ll swedish it' s laying
around somewhere"
opun sends entire room into hysterics
as he hits the mute button to join us.
response was 'Tm not
sure what it' s called I just think I' m
missing one"
fgets told it' s not here.
knever heard from him again
I left that store about 2 years after
that and the dvd was still there. I' m
not sure on its effect on me but I' m
not against a bit of classic porn these
days.
I guess this leaves the thankful
youth, and worst customer ever.
More people voted for worst
customer but a whole bunch of
people have asked to have that
East.... though it won' t be my final
story.
Tripscausedthis
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#12 - bogdaneight ONLINE (01/22/2014) [+] (12 replies)
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Everyone's face when they get to keep it.   
Good 			****		 though, keep it up.
Everyone's face when they get to keep it.
Good **** though, keep it up.
User avatar #204 - tripscausedthis (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#24 - funnymanohword (01/22/2014) [-]
Poor guy probably missed that porn so much. HFW calling up the next day
#90 to #24 - crazykidwithaknife (01/22/2014) [-]
I've never been sadder for a guy not getting to jerk it
#43 - anon (01/22/2014) [-]
stealing a mans porn
stealing a mans porn
#46 to #43 - panax (01/22/2014) [-]
mfw forgetting to log in again...
mfw forgetting to log in again...
#154 to #46 - fuperbooper ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
How the 			****		 do you forget to log in?
How the **** do you forget to log in?
#213 to #46 - anon (01/22/2014) [-]
liar I posted this and I never log in.   
   
<-- #proof
liar I posted this and I never log in.

<-- #proof
#175 to #46 - anon (01/22/2014) [-]
no you didnt u lil cunt
#249 to #43 - sequel (01/22/2014) [-]
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#20 - TheSchwartz (01/22/2014) [-]
I like your posts, but I feel sorry for the old man this time around. Just picturing that look of dejection as he realized he couldn't get back one of the last things he could ever...ugh...fap to...isn't one that would send me in hysterics.
User avatar #21 to #20 - TheSchwartz (01/22/2014) [-]
Also, save "The Worst Customer Ever" as your grand finale!
User avatar #27 to #20 - tripscausedthis (01/22/2014) [-]
personally I'm a porn returner. But the manager was in charge.
#26 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/22/2014) [-]
>I'll swedish it's laying around here somewhere.

User avatar #51 to #26 - combatplatypus (01/22/2014) [-]
Swedish = see if
#54 to #51 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/22/2014) [-]
sorry that's a poor pun. I love the rest of the story but that pun was awful.
User avatar #55 to #54 - combatplatypus (01/22/2014) [-]
I know
User avatar #61 to #55 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/22/2014) [-]
Nice ursername btw.
User avatar #151 to #61 - threeeighteen (01/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, as long as you don't live in Australia.
#83 - cazabrow (01/22/2014) [-]
It's undeniably funny, but don't you think this one may have been a little harsh?   
   
The first story the little cunt deserved it, the second story the two 3/10 women in poverty land would've deserved whatever you'd cooked up.    
   
But this old dude got  shamed across the store just because he forgot a porno in his disc tray which was never returned. Iunno maybe it's just me.
It's undeniably funny, but don't you think this one may have been a little harsh?

The first story the little cunt deserved it, the second story the two 3/10 women in poverty land would've deserved whatever you'd cooked up.

But this old dude got shamed across the store just because he forgot a porno in his disc tray which was never returned. Iunno maybe it's just me.
#183 to #83 - daffyduckyo (01/22/2014) [-]
It's not even that he forgot it, the laptop wouldn't powern on anymore, so he couldn't get it out and probably hoped for the discretion of the tech guys. They kinda acted like assholes here.
It's not even that he forgot it, the laptop wouldn't powern on anymore, so he couldn't get it out and probably hoped for the discretion of the tech guys. They kinda acted like assholes here.
#102 - fishinyourface (01/22/2014) [-]
I think this was a little uncalled for. People pay you to fix their computer, not rifle through their private things and laugh at them when they don't deserve it. the firts guy deserved it for being a cunt but this guy wasn't a cunt. not to mention you kept the dvd....that's his stuff and you kept it.  inb4 &quot;you must be fun at parties lel&quot;
I think this was a little uncalled for. People pay you to fix their computer, not rifle through their private things and laugh at them when they don't deserve it. the firts guy deserved it for being a cunt but this guy wasn't a cunt. not to mention you kept the dvd....that's his stuff and you kept it. inb4 "you must be fun at parties lel"
User avatar #110 to #102 - instakill (01/22/2014) [-]
everyone in the IT field rifles through your **** , it's what gets us through the day to day, a good tip is to always make friends with the IT guys, cause they are the ones who know your darkest secrets
#221 to #102 - anon (01/22/2014) [-]
What about not leaving your porn in the CD Tray ****** killjoy.

Anyway if he's not able to accept that he left a porn dvd at the tray he doesn't deserve to take it back. He should be more ******* responsible with this stuff.
#115 to #102 - mbasm (01/22/2014) [-]
Have you ever fixed anyone's anything technical? It's an unspoken rule that if someone fixes your phone/computer/anything, they get to rifle through it and enjoy it.
User avatar #116 to #102 - mabarii (01/22/2014) [-]
I agree. What they did was very unprofessional and rude. id hate to have my privacy
violated in such a manner.
User avatar #169 - evenx (01/22/2014) [-]
lol this was waaaay too easy to find:
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User avatar #235 to #169 - erwtje (01/22/2014) [-]
7:48 ''You want some of this?'' ''yeah i think i might''
#212 - keybladewarrior (01/22/2014) [-]
The story was funny but that sad "no" hurt me. Poor man just wants his porno.
#29 - tornadomad (01/22/2014) [-]
is it bad that i've seen this porno
#71 to #29 - anon (01/22/2014) [-]
And the NSA knows.
#62 to #29 - shitflippingpattie (01/22/2014) [-]
... Post link in **** ?
User avatar #108 to #62 - yaybacon ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Comment #15
#11 - eminemnmnms (01/22/2014) [-]
The only way to describe these stories
#161 to #11 - anon (01/22/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 286**

Indeed. If I had an account here I'd subscribe to him.
User avatar #250 - ruffric (01/22/2014) [-]
That's entirely unprofessional. Taking the disc, and keeping it "just cause" This man paid to have a very minor issue fixed. Trusted this group to fix his problem for him, paid them to do so, and they steal from him? That's just childish...
#272 to #250 - buellertar (01/22/2014) [-]
On the other hand, it makes a great story.   
Gif unrelated, but it attracts attention
On the other hand, it makes a great story.
Gif unrelated, but it attracts attention
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User avatar #81 - iizsimon (01/22/2014) [-]
you stole his dvd

thats kinda scumbag :c
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User avatar #105 to #94 - fishinyourface (01/22/2014) [-]
why do you care wtf people fap to? if he wants to fap to old porn, who cares?
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#28 - wambamthankumam (01/22/2014) [-]
Customers FW he realizes the DVD is missing
#69 - anon (01/22/2014) [-]
This is why you must never be ashamed.

"Do you know what it's called?"
"It's Swedish Erotica 4, I need it to complete my 8 part set. Give it back."
#216 - DrPeppir (01/22/2014) [-]
The **** OP? You don't just steal someones porn. Gave me a feel.
#293 - ivroht (01/22/2014) [-]
You stole an old bro's porn, you sick **** .

That is totally against the bro code; have you no pride, man?

Coincidentally, do you still have a copy?

#319 to #293 - mytwocents (01/23/2014) [-]
i agree. this whole story is just a huge NO.
i d fire those immature thiefes and sue them for every penny.
porn is porn and there is nothing wrong with it.
if somebody would come to their places and steal their stuff, they would be the first to cry out and feel butthurt.
User avatar #347 to #319 - ivroht (01/23/2014) [-]
Absolutely. Although the old guy should've been man enough to own up to it and not let some sorry little snotling intimidate him out of his classic pr0n
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#206 - GEARBOY (01/22/2014) [-]
Isn't that theft?...
User avatar #207 to #206 - tripscausedthis (01/22/2014) [-]
he signed a checklist and waiver stating what was there, and that nothing else had been left, nor could he later claim anything else had been left.

that was in place because people used to try claim **** like usb drives, laptop bags, anything they could pretend was handed over at the job acceptance.
User avatar #210 to #207 - GEARBOY (01/22/2014) [-]
Lying to the customer by saying that there was no dvd in there is unlawful.

Signing a check-list for what he thinks he has handed in is not an excuse for the store to claim: "oh - it's ours now"
User avatar #214 to #210 - Scorchtwentyfour (01/22/2014) [-]
Then again, he lives in Australia, and odds are you live in the US. So the laws might be a little different.
User avatar #227 to #214 - GEARBOY (01/22/2014) [-]
I live in the UK - the Statute Law in Australia is based on the British Common Law
User avatar #238 - cookiesnao (01/22/2014) [-]
Your other stories are good but I think this was kind of an asshole move to an old man.
User avatar #321 to #238 - mytwocents (01/23/2014) [-]
yeah, and according to the ratings at least 2500+ users think this is a "great story". i say, it's ******** and a dick move. FJ, i am disapointed. a mans porn is holy.
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