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Swedish Erotica

Before I start this story, I' d just like to
thank whichever mod has gone
through my posts that are over 1 year
old and flagged a bunch as NSFW.
The first to go was my picture of
Goku on the dragon ball Miley Cirus
style. So I guess I' m on their radar
now.
This event takes place in the same
time period as Douchebad, working
with the same guys as before.
man enters store with laptop
Craptop won' t power on at all,
completely useless.
it in, note down all equipment
left with it
Nob hits work bench to await its
delay
few days later Clubber manages
to fix laptop
sseriously if your laptop is doing that,
take out the power supply and
battery, hold the power button for 10
seconds and plug it all back in.
flattop turns back on,
goes to put a disc in to run
some cleanup software as a good
deed
WOW! Check this out"
is the kind of guy that spent
all day at work googling the effects of
mixing certain kinds of drugs, usually
he is so munted he spends the day
with his jaw cramped shut and unable
to speak
if he has spoken it' s going
to be worthy we all run to see what
he has found
conside the disc tray is a dvd titles
Swedish Erotica 4"
tells us to put it away,
we' re far too busy for this bullshit
tthat afternoon as we are packing
up, Clubber sneaks over, hits play on
the laptop
wwe can hear an old fashion movie
playing in the background
beefore we know it the entire work
area is filled with corny late early
porn music,
ait says Swedish but everyone
sounds American
comes over to tell him to
stop
ait' s too late,
wwe' re all so mesmerised.
png
sseriously every cast member has
the hairiest pubic region I have ever
seen
tthe hairdo' s on the women are all
upscaled or bobcat.
wwe can' t stop watchings
mtech area starts to fill with sales
people
ssmall crowd gathers in silence
finally hits stop
if the customer can ask for it by
name he can have it back."
the running joke of the
techies
forward a few days to customer
coming to collect.
aimp the lowest on that ladder so I
have to serve him.
turning away to pretend
to grab some paperwork from behind
me because I just can' t look him in
the eye and keep a straight face
sshow him that it boots up
opens dvd tray
ssee him die a little inside when he
realises it' s not there
ttry to look away, look directly into
the back room where I can see
Clubber with his shirt off, manager
holding his tie like a leash pretending
to erotically pump him from behind.
Both making sex faces.
dfear I may bite an actual hole in my
tongue trying not to laugh
aask customer if something is
missing
yhe pauses then gives a sad "no" and
leaves
tthe next day he called up and had
an awkward conversation with
manager about if he may have left a
dvd in there
says "not that I' noticed,
what' s it called? I' ll swedish it' s laying
around somewhere"
opun sends entire room into hysterics
as he hits the mute button to join us.
response was 'Tm not
sure what it' s called I just think I' m
missing one"
fgets told it' s not here.
knever heard from him again
I left that store about 2 years after
that and the dvd was still there. I' m
not sure on its effect on me but I' m
not against a bit of classic porn these
days.
I guess this leaves the thankful
youth, and worst customer ever.
More people voted for worst
customer but a whole bunch of
people have asked to have that
East.... though it won' t be my final
story.
Tripscausedthis
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#12 - bogdaneight
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Everyone's face when they get to keep it.   
Good **** though, keep it up.
Everyone's face when they get to keep it.
Good **** though, keep it up.
#222 to #12 - anon id: 22481da7
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This story was kinda boring for me because as a person from Europe I have always cherised Swedish and even German porn from 80s and 90s. So much really that nowadays I can´t get it up for a shaven one.

The bush is nice to pet as it also reduces friction.
Shaven is like looking at a baby.
User avatar #228 to #222 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
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Too much bush and it's like sticking it in a bearded man's mouth
#261 to #228 - anon id: 22481da7
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I woulnd´t know what its like sticking into a bearded man´s mouth, clearly you know more about.

But all Im saying is that women were supposed to be hairy. There where no shaven heavens in the old times. You know what, I bet you are american. Prove me wrong, but its the americans who are always scared of vaginal hair. Bunch of sissies.
User avatar #264 to #261 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
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By your logic that means you know what it's like to stick it into a baby, which is even worse you sick freak. Either that or you're one of those hairy women and are just lashing out because you feel bad about yourself, which is pathetic.

Also it's not scary, it's just gross.
#266 to #264 - anon id: 22481da7
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Haha, so you are american and you clearly made a failed assumption. You said "sticking it in a bearded man´s mouth" as in I said "like looking at a baby". I said nothing of a sort sticking it into a baby, that was said by you and the fact you mention it shows your mentality.

Grow a pair and eat a bush you sissy american.
User avatar #268 to #266 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
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It's alright if you prefer hairy, masculine women who could be mistaken for men, but I don't. No need to get all defensive and bitchy over the internet because you like eating a mouthful of hair.
#273 to #268 - anon id: 22481da7
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European women are far from masculine mate. But ok cheers, stick to bald shaven fat ones that look like bowling balls. Btw most of the pretty ones in USA are descendants from Scarlett Johannson is of Danish blood, Monica Belucci from Italy ect.
User avatar #275 to #273 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
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Being covered in hair makes you look masculine, if you find hairy women beautiful then good for you. You can have them because I don't want them. Liking hair on women doesn't make you any more of a man, it's pretty retarded to think it does.
#279 to #275 - anon id: 22481da7
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You say that liking hair doesn´t make a person any more of a man. But at the same time you say that covered in har makes you look masculine. Guess what, it doesn´t.
Anyway it doesn´t matter.

I bet if a very good looking woman with a hairy bush would offer you sex you would take it anyways.
User avatar #280 to #279 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
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It depends on how much. A little hair, then yeah. If she looks like that picture, no way.
#274 to #273 - anon id: 22481da7
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descendants from Europe*
User avatar #204 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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User avatar #236 to #204 - alphagex
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i love u and the story pls do more
User avatar #1 - arnolddusk
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glad I caught this before it got to the front page so I could thumb this **** down
#307 to #1 - johrny
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Good bait.   
   
Here have a green thumb
Good bait.

Here have a green thumb
User avatar #80 to #1 - freakyorange
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Hey uh, getting -400 gets you banned. Just ask funnyjunk.com/user/orrisic
User avatar #180 to #80 - whydoesthishappen
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You are a moron. How many times do I have to tell people that he got banned because he was proxy thumbing, not because he got negative 400?
User avatar #348 to #180 - arnolddusk
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thumbs down for being a dumbass
#349 to #348 - whydoesthishappen
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I know I'm right.
#82 to #80 - arnolddusk
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User avatar #146 to #82 - ninjawildcat
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What did he do?
User avatar #125 to #82 - markipliergame
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how'd he cheat
#126 to #125 - arnolddusk
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User avatar #127 to #126 - markipliergame
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i dont like trolls, but cheating trolls are just pathetic
#352 to #127 - thesupervillian
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User avatar #132 to #1 - yuukoku
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Oh, God. It's you again.

If anyone wants to know, yes. He's good at what he does.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/sickkickers/fuck+ITT+Tech+for+not+taken+me/eysyGrl/160#160
User avatar #134 to #132 - arnolddusk
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lel
#136 to #134 - yuukoku
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**** you for dragging me through that.
#337 to #1 - spceinvdr
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NICE TROLL BRO YOU REALLY GOT EM GOOD,
GLAD TO SEE ANOTHER HILARIOUS TROLL IN THE COMMENT SECTION


******* kill yourself
User avatar #342 to #337 - arnolddusk
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im glad you think im funny =)
#7 to #1 - zerodim
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User avatar #10 to #1 - phlombus
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glad I caught this before it got to the front page so I can thumb your **** up
User avatar #2 to #1 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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Thanks man. Have a green thumb on your comment.
User avatar #87 to #2 - twofreegerbils
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I asked you before, but you didn't answer me. That thread had a lot of comments, so I'm not offended or anything.

How much child porn did you run across?
User avatar #197 to #87 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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None, earlier I replied to somebodies comment with the same question. one co-worker uppity photo printing bitch thoght she found one but it turned out to be a kid just before he died form health complications and pretty much his parents took every photo of him happy, which happened to be naked in a sprinker. she jumped the gun and reported the mother and then felt like a cunt. but outside of that I'm glad i've found none.
#148 to #87 - threeeighteen
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User avatar #133 to #87 - anonymousbrony
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I am curious as well.
Also what age groups was it? Like boring 15-17 or the real hardcore stuff like 8 year olds and ****.
#230 to #133 - tranquilizer
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#304 to #230 - anonymousbrony
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The first time I get my username on an image and it's about me being a pedophile.
User avatar #306 to #304 - tranquilizer
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>Achievement unlocked
User avatar #309 to #306 - anonymousbrony
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I'll take what I can get!
#303 to #133 - anonymousbrony
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My god. Was the -20 thumbs really necessary?   
I was just curious about how common that is.
My god. Was the -20 thumbs really necessary?
I was just curious about how common that is.
User avatar #308 to #303 - tranquilizer
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I'd guess it's because you chose to use word combinations like "boring 15" and "hardcore 8"
User avatar #341 to #308 - anonymousbrony
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I guess it sounds better in my head. When I reread my comment aloud it did sound suggestive.
#314 to #303 - anon id: 2cbdfcb4
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I could tell you were joking hopefully


pic entirely unrelated
User avatar #340 to #314 - anonymousbrony
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I was seriously just wondering how common the crazy pedo is.
I don't understand how it was misinterpreted of how I'm a pedo, it's not like I asked to see if he saved any or anything.
#150 to #133 - anon id: 0bb229f9
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found the pedophile
User avatar #305 to #150 - anonymousbrony
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Anon. You have cursed me!
User avatar #202 to #2 - matrixone
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You're starting to get idolized just because you're a decent person. I don't really think your comment deserved a bazillion thumbs.
User avatar #44 to #2 - chewgum
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Hey since you're still online I wanted to ask you for advice. Now I read what you said about if the computer isn't turning on what to do, I just wanted to tell you my problem and get a bit of clarification.

My vista laptop battery is straight dead and the charger for it is broken, if I put it in a different laptop even though it's the same model and do what you said about taking out the battery and holding the power button will it work?


And I'm sorry if that didn't make too much sense, as a shorter version.
my vista laptop battery is dead and the charger broke, but I do have another charger yet it won't charge this battery for some reason, wat do
User avatar #48 to #44 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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you need a charger that matches the power output for your laptop. another may fit the hole but wont always turn it on.
User avatar #184 to #48 - empithree
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> another may fit the hole but wont always turn it on.
sad but true.
User avatar #89 to #48 - regularmexican
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Quick question if you dont mind. My computer says that my battery is low at 57% and it needs to be charged up. Ive replaced the battery with a new one but it still does the same thing. I did the whole uninstallation of the battery software and restarting but it still persists. I even sent it in and it still does it. Any reason why?
User avatar #52 to #48 - chewgum
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Okay, but is that the only way to fix it? And if not can I try charging it through another laptop or just do like you said
User avatar #53 to #52 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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worst case scenario undo some screws on the bottom of it and find the 2.5inch hdd and plug it into a desktop computer and back your stuff up
User avatar #111 to #53 - dudeyouisnasty
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This is why I hide my expertise on computers and computer networks from the outside world. Once they know, they never stop asking.
User avatar #25 to #2 - tornadomad
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Nope. Red for him. Might as well let him have what he wants...
#24 - funnymanohword
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Poor guy probably missed that porn so much. HFW calling up the next day
#90 to #24 - crazykidwithaknife
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I've never been sadder for a guy not getting to jerk it
#26 - hoponthefeelstrain
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>I'll swedish it's laying around here somewhere.

User avatar #51 to #26 - combatplatypus
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Swedish = see if
#54 to #51 - hoponthefeelstrain
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sorry that's a poor pun. I love the rest of the story but that pun was awful.
User avatar #55 to #54 - combatplatypus
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I know
User avatar #61 to #55 - hoponthefeelstrain
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Nice ursername btw.
User avatar #151 to #61 - threeeighteen
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Yeah, as long as you don't live in Australia.
#20 - TheSchwartz
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I like your posts, but I feel sorry for the old man this time around. Just picturing that look of dejection as he realized he couldn't get back one of the last things he could ever...ugh...fap to...isn't one that would send me in hysterics.
User avatar #21 to #20 - TheSchwartz
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Also, save "The Worst Customer Ever" as your grand finale!
User avatar #27 to #20 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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personally I'm a porn returner. But the manager was in charge.
#83 - cazabrow
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It's undeniably funny, but don't you think this one may have been a little harsh?   
   
The first story the little cunt deserved it, the second story the two 3/10 women in poverty land would've deserved whatever you'd cooked up.    
   
But this old dude got  shamed across the store just because he forgot a porno in his disc tray which was never returned. Iunno maybe it's just me.
It's undeniably funny, but don't you think this one may have been a little harsh?

The first story the little cunt deserved it, the second story the two 3/10 women in poverty land would've deserved whatever you'd cooked up.

But this old dude got shamed across the store just because he forgot a porno in his disc tray which was never returned. Iunno maybe it's just me.
#183 to #83 - daffyduckyo
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It's not even that he forgot it, the laptop wouldn't powern on anymore, so he couldn't get it out and probably hoped for the discretion of the tech guys. They kinda acted like assholes here.
It's not even that he forgot it, the laptop wouldn't powern on anymore, so he couldn't get it out and probably hoped for the discretion of the tech guys. They kinda acted like assholes here.
#102 - fishinyourface
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I think this was a little uncalled for. People pay you to fix their computer, not rifle through their private things and laugh at them when they don't deserve it. the firts guy deserved it for being a cunt but this guy wasn't a cunt. not to mention you kept the dvd....that's his stuff and you kept it.  inb4 "you must be fun at parties lel"
I think this was a little uncalled for. People pay you to fix their computer, not rifle through their private things and laugh at them when they don't deserve it. the firts guy deserved it for being a cunt but this guy wasn't a cunt. not to mention you kept the dvd....that's his stuff and you kept it. inb4 "you must be fun at parties lel"
#115 to #102 - mbasm
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Have you ever fixed anyone's anything technical? It's an unspoken rule that if someone fixes your phone/computer/anything, they get to rifle through it and enjoy it.
User avatar #110 to #102 - instakill
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everyone in the IT field rifles through your ****, it's what gets us through the day to day, a good tip is to always make friends with the IT guys, cause they are the ones who know your darkest secrets
#221 to #102 - anon id: 8f6f4034
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What about not leaving your porn in the CD Tray ****** killjoy.

Anyway if he's not able to accept that he left a porn dvd at the tray he doesn't deserve to take it back. He should be more ******* responsible with this stuff.
User avatar #116 to #102 - mabarii
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I agree. What they did was very unprofessional and rude. id hate to have my privacy
violated in such a manner.
User avatar #169 - evenx
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lol this was waaaay too easy to find:
You need to login to view this link
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User avatar #235 to #169 - erwtje
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7:48 ''You want some of this?'' ''yeah i think i might''
#11 - eminemnmnms
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The only way to describe these stories
#161 to #11 - anon id: 22634be4
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**anonymous rolls 286**

Indeed. If I had an account here I'd subscribe to him.