Sushi. . worth knowing " J about eating To maximize the flavor, try eating the fish rt a certain order. THE RUE OE DESSERT _ Ideally you should start by eating
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Sushi

worth knowing " J
about eating
To maximize the flavor, try
eating the fish rt a certain order.
THE RUE OE DESSERT _
Ideally you should start by eating fish with a lighter
flavor and then move onto fish with a heavier flavor.
This keeps the heavier fish flavors such as ,
from overpowering the lighter ones, such as snapper.
Don' t rub
your chopsticks together
if you' re at a nice Japanese restaurant, it' s
considered very rude to rub your chopsticks
together after breaking them apart.
Rubbing them together is intended to break if
off the loose bits of wood, but when you e
do it you' re inadvertently telling the chef
your utensils are cheap."
How to (properly) clip sushi
into soy sauce
DON' T DRENCH YOUR SUSHI N SOY SAUCE.
YOU ONLY NEED A HOLE BLT, OTHERWISE NULL OVERPOWER
THE TASTE OF THE ' FISH.
l W I THE SUN“ 'l W N A PUT THE my on THE my
Ell THE LACE
REMEMBER YOU' RE GOING OUT FOR SUSHI, NOT FOR SOY SAUCE.
Trouble with chopsticks?
It' s perfectly acceptable to eat sushi with
your hands - that' s the way it was traditionally
eaten in Japan.
What' s the point of ginger?
Ginger is eaten between '. roii" F"
different types of sushi for
ll cleansing your -
palate for the next fish.
RANK OE AS A TASTE BUD .'
Wasabi Burn
If you take in too much wasabi and your mouth is on fire,
stop breathing through your mouth and start rapidly
breathing through your nose.
The burn will fade away within seconds.
If you ordered a bowl of miso, it' s perfectly acceptable
and a bit easier) to drink it directly from the bowl.
Also, miso is not intended to be an appetizer.
It' s supposed to be ordered after your main course.
Are tuna 8‘ Fatty tuna
the some fish?
YES!
THEY' RE JUST DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE SAME FASH.
Sushi is good for you!
BUT ? A PLATEFUL OF ROLLS DRENCHED
IN MAYONNAISE TS NOT.
I of
REMEMBER
SUSHI IS own A HEALTHY MEAL
WHEN you sum To THE BASICS: SEAFOOD AND W,
AND LASTLY,
REMEMBER " THERE' S REALLY NO WRONG WAY TO EAT SUM.
f THE FOOD IS GOING INTO YOUR ' AND YOU' RE ENJOYING YOURSELF,
THEN YOU‘ RE PROBABLY DOING IT RIGHT.
It THE END t
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#5 - laxwarriord (01/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I really like these kinds of things, like the ones about choosing a cigar and cooking a steak, always handy to have somewhere to look at now and then
#8 - potatos (01/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
But... What if the utensils ARE cheap?
User avatar #41 - wthree (01/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Western rules for eating:


Do what the **** you want, it's your food.
#83 - hueyfreeman (01/22/2014) [-]
I didn't know ginger was a palate cleanser   
   
My whole life I have been putting the ginger on top of the sushi and then the wasabi on top of the ginger   
   
I feel like a filthy gaijin
I didn't know ginger was a palate cleanser

My whole life I have been putting the ginger on top of the sushi and then the wasabi on top of the ginger

I feel like a filthy gaijin
User avatar #88 - udungoofedup (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Spends entire content telling you how to properly eat sushi
>"there's really no wrong way to eat sushi"

Wat?
User avatar #28 - cacachaud (01/21/2014) [+] (9 replies)
only weaboo faggot eat sushi anyway
User avatar #34 to #28 - subaqueousreach (01/21/2014) [-]
Because the entire nation of Japan is weaboo...
#97 - candymilkcow (01/22/2014) [-]
MFW first time eating a bunch of wasabi
#72 - lolollo (01/22/2014) [-]
"When you rub your chopstix together, you tell the chef that his utensils are cheap."

What if they are cheap? If they're cheap, am I expected to refrain from rubbing them togther just because it'd make the chef insecure about his eating utensils? If they're cheap, I'm gonna rub them together, and the chef shouldn't get butthurt about it, he should get not cheap utensils.
User avatar #107 - nexmorismortis (01/22/2014) [-]
Also the oils in fish make your hair nicer.


Well, if you have hair... *sob*
User avatar #90 - jokersaysamuseme (01/22/2014) [-]
Tips not clear enough. Got my dick caught up a dolphin's ass
#36 - lasmamoe (01/21/2014) [-]
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#73 - envinite ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Not even drink your soup using your own chopstick   
   
You ain't tellin me 						****					 son
Not even drink your soup using your own chopstick

You ain't tellin me **** son
#11 - imoriginalposter (01/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
or...Or...OR! You could just ******* eat it. Only people that AREN'T japanese really give a **** unless you're at a REEEEALY high class place, otheriwise, just eat the **** .
User avatar #92 - seymourg (01/22/2014) [-]
Since OP is a fag, sauce is The Oatmeal.
User avatar #102 - leonhardt (01/22/2014) [-]
TL;DR Sushi is awesome
User avatar #98 - usernameluisdjlols (01/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
they should make one for coffee, cause coffee smells good and i want to try it, but oh god its just too bitter for me. a diagram showing ways to change the taste and how it changes it and stuff would be nice
#79 - xXneoXx (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If they really weren't cheap, they would buy real chop sticks. The initial investment might be a bit larger, but you could wash them.  They look a lot nicer, and will never leave splinters.
If they really weren't cheap, they would buy real chop sticks. The initial investment might be a bit larger, but you could wash them. They look a lot nicer, and will never leave splinters.
#52 - gmarrox (01/21/2014) [-]
Actually in modern sushi restaurants you're only supposed to eat nigiri sushi (the kind with rice on one side and fish on the other) with your hands. You should always eat rolls with chopsticks.
User avatar #49 - footballmaniac (01/21/2014) [+] (8 replies)
My food. I'll eat it however the **** I want.
User avatar #58 to #49 - animationhac (01/22/2014) [-]
There are ways to eat food that optimizes the taste. In japan, the chefs tell you how you should eat it (certain fish with wasabi or with ginger, sometimes you shouldn't put anything on it) because it will taste better for you.
User avatar #99 - dingobox (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Ive never eaten sushi
User avatar #103 to #99 - departed (01/22/2014) [-]
Get some, is gooooood.
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