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emiyashirou (10/04/2015) [-] "Done with my 6000 word paper. Time to listen to it in google translate" - no one.
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emiyashirou (10/04/2015) [-] Honestly I don't see how it could be more efficient to listen to things in google translate compared to checking it manually. The speed it reads that stuff is slow as **** , you're gonna have to sit and listen for at least an hour even for a simple 6000 word paper.
I mean, for an important project like a doctorate paper where you're gonna want to check for mistakes a multiple times, sure, it's probably a good idea. For a 6000 word paper it just isn't worth the effort though.
I mean, for an important project like a doctorate paper where you're gonna want to check for mistakes a multiple times, sure, it's probably a good idea. For a 6000 word paper it just isn't worth the effort though.
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anisbanana ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-] >6000 word paper
>not worth the effort simply by sitting and listening
pick one dumbass
>not worth the effort simply by sitting and listening
pick one dumbass
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emiyashirou (10/04/2015) [-] Yeah, except you're going to have to sit and concentrate on picking out grammar errors from speech for 45 minutes. While you could use the magical grammar checking and spellcheck functions in word to do it in a 30 seconds.
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elcreepo ONLINE (10/05/2015) [-] Guess what, magical grammar and word tools don't find things like run on sentences and hanging participials, **** that if you're a doctorate student you should never have in your dissertation, because it makes you sound like you didn't learn a damn thing.
You have to read the whole thing out loud. And what's better, reading it yourself, or reading it with google, both of which are gonna be slow, but at least with one you only do half the effort?
You have to read the whole thing out loud. And what's better, reading it yourself, or reading it with google, both of which are gonna be slow, but at least with one you only do half the effort?
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anisbanana ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-] Magical grammar and spellcheck functions will not pick up things like hanging participles, but will easily be noticable if read outloud. To what ungodly school did you go to where it took you 45 minutes to read about 1200 words? The google translate voice reads at 120 words per minute, which would amount to 10 minutes of listening. #rekt
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emiyashirou (10/04/2015) [-] To what ungodly school did you go to where you don't have basic reading comprehension?
6000 words at 120 words a minute is 50 minutes, which, guess what? Is more than 45 minutes.
6000 words at 120 words a minute is 50 minutes, which, guess what? Is more than 45 minutes.
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anon (10/04/2015) [-]
The best way to absorb information:
*see it
*hear it
*do it
By writing and re-reading your own work, you've already satisfied two of the criteria. Hearing it is the last step. It's a change of pace from reading the material and give you one more chance to catch mistakes and perceive the material from another person's point of view.
*see it
*hear it
*do it
By writing and re-reading your own work, you've already satisfied two of the criteria. Hearing it is the last step. It's a change of pace from reading the material and give you one more chance to catch mistakes and perceive the material from another person's point of view.
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elcreepo ONLINE (10/05/2015) [-] You miss a ******* of stuff by not reading it out loud, and some people would rather not read all those pages out loud.
Every student I've ever known who writes good papers are students who read it out loud in some form. Some **** CAN'T be caught by spellcheck or other automated systems.
Sentence structure errors and run on sentences are hard to find just by eye alone.
Also checking it manually by sight is WAY slower than being read... just saying. Google translate does the effort of making sure it sounds correct
Every student I've ever known who writes good papers are students who read it out loud in some form. Some **** CAN'T be caught by spellcheck or other automated systems.
Sentence structure errors and run on sentences are hard to find just by eye alone.
Also checking it manually by sight is WAY slower than being read... just saying. Google translate does the effort of making sure it sounds correct
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alltimetens (10/04/2015) [-] 6000 words is literally nothing. You're either retarded or you have the attention span of a fly. Or both.
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emiyashirou (10/04/2015) [-] Google translate takes at least 45 minutes to read that much out loud.
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pinethrush (10/04/2015) [-] You wouldn't want to spend another 45 minutes just making sure you don't lose points for dumb ******* typing errors? If you've spent hours writing a 6,000 word paper, then 45 minutes is nothing.
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emiyashirou (10/04/2015) [-] I do check my work for errors, but not by sitting on my ass and listening to google read my entire paper out loud.
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pinethrush (10/04/2015) [-] You're bound to miss some that you would have otherwise noticed if the paper was read out loud to you. If you don't like google reading it to you, then get a friend to read it. That way they can also help you on the paper itself, rather than grammar and spelling and **** .
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alltimetens (10/04/2015) [-] I'd rather listen for 45 minutes than risk losing points for ****** errors.
Then again, I hardly ever make errors when it comes to writing essays.
Then again, I hardly ever make errors when it comes to writing essays.
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infinitereaper (10/04/2015) [-] When a person is frightened they will instinctively tense up and move to protect their vulnerable parts. The opposite is also true. For example, girls who find you attractive, will open up their legs more when they are standing towards you, and close them more with everybody else. It's unconscious behavior like this that you can learn to read sometimes.
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vocalvocarooguy (10/04/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I thought the pic indicated confusion too. And you answered my question, so have a thumb
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tarabostes (10/04/2015) [-] Youdon'tsay.jpg
Gowge posted a youtube link
Thank you anyways marsh
Gowge posted a youtube link
Thank you anyways marsh
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tarabostes (10/04/2015) [-] **tarabostes used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**tarabostes rolls 15** Oh , thanks gowge , you make my dreams come true too
**tarabostes rolls 15** Oh , thanks gowge , you make my dreams come true too
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fuckberries (10/04/2015) [-] >pick random birthday card
>go up to register with condoms and birthday card
>happy 11th birthday!
>???
>profit?
>go up to register with condoms and birthday card
>happy 11th birthday!
>???
>profit?
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herecomesjohnny (10/04/2015) [-] i triangulated a girl so hard the other day she couldn't feel her hypothenuse afterwards **** so cash hnnghh
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herecomesjohnny (10/05/2015) [-] that's a really ******* good joke. Presidential honors tier
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anon (10/04/2015) [-]
I'm a man but apparently I flirt like a girl...
Then again I am a faggot...
Then again I am a faggot...
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elcreepo ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-] Just means you're the submissive one
There are straight men and women who act their opposites too, and lesbian women can be either way also
Women just generally get the "submissive" role but I know plenty of straight chicks who are the man in their relationship... and act every bit of it.
There are straight men and women who act their opposites too, and lesbian women can be either way also
Women just generally get the "submissive" role but I know plenty of straight chicks who are the man in their relationship... and act every bit of it.
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elcreepo ONLINE (10/05/2015) [-] There's always at least one in every group of them. The one that leads them. She attracts submissive/weaker girls to her like a queen bee.
The ones that are loners, too, tend to be very strong and assertive, which comes off as being a bitch and can leave them with no female friends.
Also any prestigious school, like medical or law, has some pretty ballsy women.
Also BDSM chats have a lot of subs and doms looking for partners
The ones that are loners, too, tend to be very strong and assertive, which comes off as being a bitch and can leave them with no female friends.
Also any prestigious school, like medical or law, has some pretty ballsy women.
Also BDSM chats have a lot of subs and doms looking for partners
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heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-] Being submissive and bisexual is more fun though.
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ilookatlinks (10/04/2015) [-] I looked up Sadpanda.org like a ******* idiot and I can read whatever the **** is supposed to be going on there...
******* language barriers
******* language barriers
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seraphiimm (10/04/2015) [-]
Dragon Quest 3 doujin. The name of it is Futa Quest I'm pretty sure. You can find it on Pururin.
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brawnyjavo (10/04/2015) [-] > Buying condoms
> Include birthday card for dad
> Stare down cashier to show dominance
> ?????
> Profit
> Include birthday card for dad
> Stare down cashier to show dominance
> ?????
> Profit
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runswithspoon (10/04/2015) [-] how to tell if I am flirting with you:
- completely ignoring you
- showing zero affection
- if you start a convo with me I will basically run away
didn`t work so far
- completely ignoring you
- showing zero affection
- if you start a convo with me I will basically run away
didn`t work so far
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burdaggie (10/04/2015) [-] >go to store
>buy condoms for first time
>whatdoido.jpg
>buy birthday card
>no longer weird
tip works man!
>buy condoms for first time
>whatdoido.jpg
>buy birthday card
>no longer weird
tip works man!
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dorfdorfdorf (10/04/2015) [-] "haha, that guy doesnt want to get pregnant before he's ready or contract multiple STDs! what a weirdo!"
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jaythreetee (10/04/2015) [-] Hands on belt, check, preening, actions that make him a big guy check.
CIA flirting with hotheads confirmed
CIA flirting with hotheads confirmed
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lordsaucy (10/04/2015) [-] Well apparently I have flirting body language when I'm bored or stuck in a conversation I don't want to be in.
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TheHutchie (10/04/2015) [-] You might be trying to end the conversation through appearing more intimidating. Seeming larger and stronger is exactly why men do what that list says - it can impress a potential mate. It's also a good way of making some people uncomfortable enough to stop a conversation in its tracks.
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lordsaucy (10/04/2015) [-] I guess that could have something to do with it but I don't think that's the case. When I'm feeling bored or disinterested I tend to feel all stiff and constrained. So I move and stretch in my space to alleviate that feeling. When I'm alone I'll even start flexing as much of my body as I can; The extra blood flow feels good, ya know.
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axive (10/04/2015) [-] That salt one is really smart. Like for real then you know for a fact you are getting a different order if it.
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culinaryexplain (10/04/2015) [-] No, it's so you can taste it. If they give you another plate of food and it's super salty, then it's the same plate of food.
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Greevon (10/04/2015) [-] You know, I was thinking about how silly it would be for a man to buy a birthday card with tampons, because it's like "Oh, they're getting these tampons for someone else... for their birthday"
but then I remembered how ridiculous it is to be embarrassed of buying them in the first place because they're obviously already for someone else...
But anyway, happy birthday stranger who's getting seven fleshlights, anal beads, and a solitary condom
but then I remembered how ridiculous it is to be embarrassed of buying them in the first place because they're obviously already for someone else...
But anyway, happy birthday stranger who's getting seven fleshlights, anal beads, and a solitary condom
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hirollin (10/04/2015) [-] Playing with her hair?
That's like a normal thing though, it could very well just be a quirk or something she passively does
Gif Unrelated. .
That's like a normal thing though, it could very well just be a quirk or something she passively does
Gif Unrelated. .
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dispensa (10/04/2015) [-] >Too embarrassed to buy condoms
>Get gift card with it
>Female cashier still smirks when she sees my stuff
>"I-It's a gift for my...m-mother..."
>Cashier stares at me in disbelief
>Run back into the store proper
>Return 5 minutes later
>Large package of spaghetti with a gift card
>Meme arrows
>Get gift card with it
>Female cashier still smirks when she sees my stuff
>"I-It's a gift for my...m-mother..."
>Cashier stares at me in disbelief
>Run back into the store proper
>Return 5 minutes later
>Large package of spaghetti with a gift card
>Meme arrows
