Survival Time. .. looks like you're using the wrong survival tictacs my m8 let me tell you how to survive 1) Get camel 2) Do anything you like because camel strong, loyal and alw
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User avatar #44 - gadgetzan (05/04/2014) [-]
Good thing I always carry my trusty bottle of CNHPT
#84 to #44 - partyprissen (05/04/2014) [-]
That comment made me spit all over my computer you bastard
User avatar #47 to #44 - pickstar ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
It's Russian. It's rubbing alcohol. Spirt
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User avatar #71 to #66 - Noonelikesanimal (05/04/2014) [-]
they dont let kids your age in bars
User avatar #72 to #71 - davidavidson (05/04/2014) [-]
ok
#67 to #47 - icheatjews (05/04/2014) [-]
No, REALLY?!!? I thought it was water and written in Japanese
#82 to #67 - guywithguitar (05/04/2014) [-]
No need to be a dick, you dick.
User avatar #90 to #67 - pickstar ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
cunt
User avatar #94 to #90 - icheatjews (05/26/2014) [-]
Lol, people getting mad on the internet

LOL
User avatar #95 to #94 - pickstar ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Such madness. I called you a cunt
User avatar #96 to #95 - icheatjews (05/27/2014) [-]
I'm feeding off your energy m8

Let the mad flow
User avatar #97 to #96 - pickstar ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
all right shut up now .-.
User avatar #98 to #97 - icheatjews (05/28/2014) [-]
nah

Being mad is how you will stay. This kils the man
User avatar #99 to #98 - pickstar ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Coolio
#6 - trollerfin (05/04/2014) [-]
Does this work with coca-cola as well?
User avatar #46 to #6 - freakstorm (05/04/2014) [-]
NO.

I tried using a coca cola can and i got my dick got caught in a fan
User avatar #43 to #6 - grimgrey (05/04/2014) [-]
Not the classic one, you need new-gen.
User avatar #8 to #6 - bioexplain (05/04/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #4 - abiderp (05/04/2014) [-]
Survival time
Come on grab your wrench
We've crashed in very distant lands
Just eat the dog
And search for humans
The rescue never comes, Survival Time
I wrote that.
#7 to #4 - novren (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, I like it
Well, I like it
#93 to #7 - abiderp (05/06/2014) [-]
Thanks!
Thanks!
User avatar #2 - swolecamel (05/03/2014) [-]
looks like you're using the wrong survival tictacs my m8

let me tell you how to survive

1) Get camel
2) Do anything you like because camel strong, loyal and always packs extra food
3) Are you cold? Snuggle up with camel because camel is warm
4) IF YOU SEE A ******** HORSECUNT KILL THE ****** BEFORE IT SPREADS MEAN LIES ABOUT YOU
5) CAMELS ARE BETTER THAN HORSES WE ALL KNOW IT, SOME PEOPLE DENY IT BUT THEY KNOW DEEP DOWN THAT CAMELS ARE MUCH BETTER THAN ****** HORSES BECAUSE THEY ARE SWOLE, INTELLIGENT AND EUPHORIC
6) ****

REMEMBER MY WORDS SON

CAMELS ARE THE BEST, COMPLETE WITH 4 LEGS, EACH WITH A HUGE ARRAY OF NIGCUNTEDLY HUGE MUSCLES, A GREAT SURVIVAL INSTINCT AND ENOUGH SNACKS PACKED IN HIS SPECIAL CAMEL BAG TO MAKE FOR A GREAT DAY OUT
User avatar #80 to #2 - skeptical (05/04/2014) [-]
They are bigger in some cases and last far longer without food of their own
#12 to #2 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
i agree that horses are **** . But camels are ******** , cows be da bauws
User avatar #68 to #2 - greensofa (05/04/2014) [-]
yeah! cameltastic, man!
#11 to #2 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
...What the 			****		 you say bitch?
...What the **** you say bitch?
User avatar #3 to #2 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/04/2014) [-]
Horse is betr losr
#5 to #2 - mustangsvoo (05/04/2014) [-]
You sound like someone a horse has scarred for life
#15 - alimais (05/04/2014) [-]
I have too some stuff which is quite handy, I will now dump them

I'm not responsible if FBI knocks on your door. Feels good to be European
User avatar #39 to #15 - ishallsmiteyou (05/04/2014) [-]
that one works with dish soap and gasoline, or gas and a bit of chemical thickener
User avatar #78 to #15 - skeptical (05/04/2014) [-]
+Fav (5)
#81 to #78 - alimais (05/04/2014) [-]
People are preparing
#41 to #23 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
This one will kill you...
#42 to #41 - alimais (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, it's a chlorbomb.

Kinda forgot to mention that.
User avatar #26 to #24 - ghostofgemini (05/04/2014) [-]
pretty sure this kinda **** puts you on fbi watch-lists
#30 to #26 - alimais (05/04/2014) [-]

You are pretty much an underachiever if you aren't already on someones list.

Also I don't live in the US and don't plan to visit it ever in my live
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User avatar #64 to #28 - retributionthepimp (05/04/2014) [-]
what does this do?
User avatar #65 to #64 - alimais (05/04/2014) [-]
Blue print for 3d printable gun
#32 - hemming (05/04/2014) [-]
If i have access to all this **** i probably also have access to a stove..
User avatar #36 to #32 - magnuskasparov (05/04/2014) [-]
it's more portable and cheaper
#33 to #32 - FiddySpense (05/04/2014) [-]
a sharp edge, a can, and tissue means there's gotta be a stove somewhere?
User avatar #34 to #33 - hemming (05/04/2014) [-]
That's cotton, not tissues.
Also, rubbing alcohol?
#35 to #34 - FiddySpense (05/04/2014) [-]
I derped.
User avatar #38 to #34 - ishallsmiteyou (05/04/2014) [-]
I did it with denatured alcohol, and even got it once with really strong whiskey.
User avatar #48 to #38 - hemming (05/04/2014) [-]
How you gonna find that in nature?
User avatar #49 to #48 - ishallsmiteyou (05/04/2014) [-]
who said you'd find it in nature? carry a bottle of it around when you go camping.
User avatar #51 to #49 - hemming (05/04/2014) [-]
If you go camping, why not bring a portable stove..?
User avatar #63 to #51 - GamerMandrew (05/04/2014) [-]
Because they're heavy, propane isn't necessarily the cheapest, and is also heavy.
User avatar #86 to #63 - hemming (05/04/2014) [-]
Well **** ***** then light a camp fire..
User avatar #87 to #86 - GamerMandrew (05/04/2014) [-]
What if your wood is wet? What if you run out of matches? or if you only have a little bit of lighter fluid left?
User avatar #88 to #87 - hemming (05/04/2014) [-]
Then you should learn to pack your **** better...
Also if you only have a little bit of fluid left then a campfire is the ******* ideal way to go..
User avatar #89 to #88 - GamerMandrew (05/04/2014) [-]
Wood has the same issue as the stove. It's heavy as **** . If you find wood at your campsite, it's likely going to be wet. No amount of preparation can stop bad things from happening.

If you only have a little bit of fluid left and you think you can build a campfire, then you better know what lights well and what doesn't.
#70 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
***** just make a fire
#69 - adrenalinbbq (05/04/2014) [-]
Whoever brings a ******* soda can with them instead of a burner shouldn't have gone camping at all.
User avatar #83 to #14 - hemming (05/04/2014) [-]
That seems overly complicated..
#92 to #83 - inzanityinc (05/06/2014) [-]
Not at all, i actually tried it and it took me around 15 minutes..
User avatar #37 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
I thought he was making a bong...
#40 to #37 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
Not everything is about your precious weed you piece of **** stoner
User avatar #62 to #40 - theugandanhero (05/04/2014) [-]
Not everyone who mentions the word bong is going to be a stoner you piece of **** ******* anonymous
User avatar #73 to #62 - Noonelikesanimal (05/04/2014) [-]
oh right, your going to use it for "exotic tobacco" like all the shop say. when people say bong it about weed at least 80 % of the time
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User avatar #75 to #74 - Noonelikesanimal (05/04/2014) [-]
who man someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. calm your happy ass down
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User avatar #77 to #76 - Noonelikesanimal (05/04/2014) [-]
you must be real fun at parties
User avatar #91 to #75 - theugandanhero (05/05/2014) [-]
Again, sorry.
#45 to #40 - selfrazedzealot (05/04/2014) [-]
ive smoked out of a can more then ive needed to survive...
User avatar #31 - kyoutu (05/04/2014) [-]
We made these in scouts but with a tin of beens and then we cooked the beans using the tin, was pretty coo'
User avatar #13 - doombunni (05/04/2014) [-]
I've made one of these before for a backpacking class, except a made another ring of metal for the middle rather than using a chunk of cotton. I've still got it somewhere
#9 - zoologyexplain (05/04/2014) [-]
I couldn't watch the first part of this gif because I could hear the sound of cutting into that can...
I couldn't watch the first part of this gif because I could hear the sound of cutting into that can...
User avatar #79 to #9 - skeptical (05/04/2014) [-]
Not as bad as a dull pencil on paper
User avatar #10 to #9 - ntobarrev (05/04/2014) [-]
You must have incredibly good ears
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