Superpowers. I would have the power to slap people across the Internet.. The power of being able to summon and any food you want into mindless minions who do your bidding. Why? Well, imaging trying to rob a bank, and all of a sudden,
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User avatar #3 - gorillabutts (04/03/2014) [-]
The power of being able to summon and any food you want into mindless minions who do your bidding. Why? Well, imaging trying to rob a bank, and all of a sudden, you hear a squeak and there's, not just one, but 500 pissed-off hamburgers about to leap up and smother you with their juicy buns. Appealing? I think not. The experience would be so traumatizing that normal people would be confused that their favourite childhood food is attacking them. They would never be able to eat it again. On the other hand, vegans/vegetarians would probably have a heart attack, ending the PETA ******** .
It's just that simple.
User avatar #12 - drvalentine (04/03/2014) [-]
Shape-shifting. Assuming the shape-shifting cells don't deteriorate with age then I'll be immortal. Assuming I'm smart enough to adapt to change.
User avatar #14 to #12 - NoXV ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Ditto, this is exactly what I was thinking. yes that was a pun and no i am not sorry
#6 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Fabrication. Like Elsa in Frozen, but no limited to ice. The ability to just will matter into being. Who wouldn't want the ability to build a castle out of thin air?
Fabrication. Like Elsa in Frozen, but no limited to ice. The ability to just will matter into being. Who wouldn't want the ability to build a castle out of thin air?
#17 to #6 - astarothaufromage (04/03/2014) [-]
Or a spontaneous dildo in someones ass?
#30 to #17 - Rascal (04/04/2014) [-]
two types of people
#1 - Rascal (04/03/2014) [-]
Immortality, because then I wouldn't die alone. Can't die alone if you can't die
User avatar #36 - rogaa ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Shazam's abilities.
Be your normal self and then say one word and become a demi god
#35 - spiderfan ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Why isn't it obvious?
User avatar #33 - iamsammich ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
definitely shapeshifting
i learn so much about animals. plus, yknow, i also get to be a muhfuggin animal and that's awesome
User avatar #32 - midgettitwank (04/04/2014) [-]
complete power over time
User avatar #31 - ClockTank (04/04/2014) [-]
Flight at high speeds, no air resistance.

Or un-restrained teleportation.
#29 - ultralinkfan (04/04/2014) [-]
the power to create more powers at will
the power to create more powers at will
User avatar #28 - acertainsomeone (04/04/2014) [-]
Planeswalking combined with immortality, a healing factor like wolverine, and a perfect memory.
#27 - Rascal (04/04/2014) [-]
Emulate evey other superpower there is.
User avatar #26 - joachimstraad (04/04/2014) [-]
Channel my ****** up mental illnesses into reality warping god power. Be like Sentry. Dude once told the Hulk to calm the **** down and Hulk was like, "I'm sorry bro, been having a hard time since S.H.I.E.L.D. cut the unlimited purple pants clause from my benefits package." Can basically do anything provided I balance the crazy properly. Heroin helps too.
#25 - angelicdemon ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Dimensional travel or some **** , words things blah blah basically my plan is to become Alex Mercer with the ability to go wherever the **** i want whenever the **** I want in whatever alternate timeline I want.
#24 - Rascal (04/04/2014) [-]
Take over someones body or change shape, combined with immortality.

would be awesome!
#23 - badpony (04/04/2014) [-]
To never miss anything I throw, fire, spit at, punch or kick, nothing will miss whatever I aim at.
User avatar #22 - unlithe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
apex biological ability. basically near instant processing/reaction time, advanced muscle density and strength, the ability to create and manipulate pathogens, physical attribute manipulation, long range telepathy and telekinesis, perfect cellular production(pretty much immortality), etc. etc.

in short all biological abilities not granted to us by evolution.
#20 - thebreech (04/04/2014) [-]
the power to augment reality. the world would be my sandbox,
the power to augment reality. the world would be my sandbox,
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