Super Cum. another non-nig post ... here discover the secrets of magical spooge. Churn After a week of doing this alone farming will feel incredible (your dick
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Super Cum

another non-nig post ... here discover the secrets of magical spooge

Churn
After a week of doing this alone farming will feel incredible (your dick will feel dinkley) and yew
cumshots will be slightly larger.
Lecithin Granules
This alone will increase Wu amount mu cum by A LOT. This makes yew seminal vesicles feel
full. I add a heaping teaspoon granules with the arcinine in the yogurt. while
staying hydrated is necessarely make yourmum mere watery. The mere watery it is, the mere
yeu' ll sheet at ems and the more it' ll gs everywhere. which makes leek larger rather
than cumming in thick globs_
added selenium)
This alone will make you secrete much mere prostatic Mid and make yew cum thicker and again
slightly mere voluminous. {Dent go ever the Recommended Dietary Allowance)
Celery
Makes cum pearly white. {Dissent increase amount of cum)
Exercises
Gives Wu the muscle power's sheet it all out, cumming and having it dribble out ever
the course of a couple minutes. doeesnt increase amount of cum)
All of the above for a week will easily get you
to the holy grail of of spunk.
The average amount an adult male cums is between .
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#36 - verycoolcat (10/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I can fill a shot glass if I don't fap for a week.
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (10/04/2013) [-]
so would that be a cum shot shot?
#12 - dafuckisthisshit (10/03/2013) [-]
after trying it
after trying it
#33 - jjholt ONLINE (10/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
forgive the quality, It's not mine, I just saved it
#17 - Frankendell (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#66 - hailcthulhufhtagn (10/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
As a female, why is this appealing to you dudes? Won't cleanup be all the more difficult?
As a female, why is this appealing to you dudes? Won't cleanup be all the more difficult?
User avatar #73 to #66 - iblackstar (10/04/2013) [-]
For you it's a mess, but to us it is Art.
#2 - crazyolitis (10/03/2013) [+] (27 replies)
I got a boner while reading this. Why?!   
I'm not gay, am I?
I got a boner while reading this. Why?!
I'm not gay, am I?
#5 to #3 - crazyolitis (10/03/2013) [-]
TFW awesome cumshot and no gf
User avatar #59 - mexicandudeinsd (10/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
how much is 10ml?
#75 to #59 - DangerToManifold (10/04/2013) [-]
about 10ml
#23 - tacopie (10/04/2013) [-]
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#49 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #53 - fuzzlefeenix (10/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
why the **** is this important...?
#57 to #53 - FurryBalls (10/04/2013) [-]
Two months ago I would have said the same, but my new gf is apparently hella kinky, so , now this is relevant to my interests.
User avatar #1 - gwenisghey (10/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i dont even know what those mean
User avatar #13 to #1 - smithforprez (10/04/2013) [-]
9/11 was an inside job
#18 - anon (10/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Bish please. My character on Corruption of Heroes can spert 200mL. Ain't got nothin' on me.
User avatar #72 - mrwightproductions (10/04/2013) [-]
Once while i had a girlfriend... she teased me for a full day... a full damn day or rock hard boner.
In the shower that night, i masturbated. Dear lord i have never cum so much
it was like a god damn fire hose replaced my dick
You know that feeling you get as you start coming? IT CAME LATE I WAS JIZZING A STREAM BEFORE I EVEN FELT IT
this jizz was in a steady stream like i was pissing for a good 6 seconds even giving me time to wonder what the **** was happening and when i got bit by a radioactive spider
This practically guaranteed me a job at the fire station if I ever felt like it "You have no experience or training what are you thinking? Oh i've got experience because my DICK IS A FIREHOUSE!" then ofcourse i would be arrested for jizzing on the fire chief but thats a story idea for another comment
But really it was the longest and largest cum ive ever had, didnt dribble either, jsut a straight rope
#27 - thechosentroll (10/04/2013) [-]
Already got it covered. If I tried that, my balls would probably explode.
User avatar #47 - tatwis (10/04/2013) [-]
More favorites than votes
#26 - iRoflcopterU (10/04/2013) [-]
And this is where I finally go to bed.
And this is where I finally go to bed.
#16 - CallMeCrisco ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
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#15 - Muppetz (10/04/2013) [-]
>HFW
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