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DrollHumor (01/02/2016) [-] This is so much more dangerous than people realize. I used to live in Hawaii and these little spouts are made when waves crash against the rocks and force air through a little tunnel.
Well stupid people like this kid stand too close and when a particularly big wave hits, a lot of water comes out, then gets drawn back in. People who get sucked into these things are basically ****** because the waves will just keep slamming them into the jagged rocks until they're bludgeoned to death or drown. Happens every year. Stupid tourists.
Well stupid people like this kid stand too close and when a particularly big wave hits, a lot of water comes out, then gets drawn back in. People who get sucked into these things are basically ****** because the waves will just keep slamming them into the jagged rocks until they're bludgeoned to death or drown. Happens every year. Stupid tourists.
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pappanoodles (01/05/2016) [-] get waved against rock who are sharp as **** hurts , trust me
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indecisivejew (01/02/2016) [-] I thought it was a gyser and was wondering how he didn't have third degree burns.
Thanks for clearing that up.
Thanks for clearing that up.
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ohshoot ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-] Did this guy impale his thigh on one of those spikes? That's ******* awful.
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crypticmerle (01/01/2016) [-] No he's right, I thought he missed too at first
But look at the fence before he falls and after. One of the spikes is missing after he falls.
Not only did he get impaled, but he snapped it off.
But look at the fence before he falls and after. One of the spikes is missing after he falls.
Not only did he get impaled, but he snapped it off.
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catburglarpenis (01/02/2016) [-] Cold steel folded over 1000 times, filthy gaijin go home
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redplasticcup (01/02/2016) [-] That's still a piece of sharp ******* plastic inside you.
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JustintheWaysian (01/02/2016) [-]
You can see that his feet landed in the water, and to the left of his feet, it looks like something is 'dispersing' into the pool water. Blood?
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redplasticcup (01/02/2016) [-] It looks like it hits either his calf or behind the knee.
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tobyonekenoby (01/02/2016) [-] Yea you can see there is a spike missing after he touches the ground, but it is there before he hits it.
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captaindeath (01/03/2016) [-]
Yeah I think we can agree no matter where it went in, it would hurt like a bloody bitch!
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fuckscreennames (01/02/2016) [-] to me it looks more like the back of the knee/ upper calf. like my guess is he ******* severed at least a couple tendons. also as crypticmerle pointed out, one of the spikes breaks off
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jokersaysamuseme (01/02/2016) [-] He knew the risks.
"Oh, a narrow pole and a spiked metal fence, what could possibly go wrong?"
No ******* sympathy for that dumbass.
"Oh, a narrow pole and a spiked metal fence, what could possibly go wrong?"
No ******* sympathy for that dumbass.
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grovesimus (01/01/2016) [-] To me it looks like third spike broke off, so it might be imbedded in him.
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anon (01/02/2016) [-]
it's awful but seriously he's a ******* moron for trying that
like the one lighting his back and the guy on the desk
it's just, how do you not have any foresight or I dunno, just an understanding of things
I mean it's not like saying I could get into an accident on this trip if I go for a drive or whatever it's more like they're thinking, i'm going to get in a car and drive it into a wall and then be surprised that it didn't work out
just I don't get it
like the one lighting his back and the guy on the desk
it's just, how do you not have any foresight or I dunno, just an understanding of things
I mean it's not like saying I could get into an accident on this trip if I go for a drive or whatever it's more like they're thinking, i'm going to get in a car and drive it into a wall and then be surprised that it didn't work out
just I don't get it
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crypticmerle (01/03/2016) [-] Pretty sure most of these people are ******* morons for doing... pretty much everything their doing in one way or another. I find myself cringing at quite a few of them just yelling WHY?? at the screen. How on earth they predicted a different outcome for the choice of their actions is beyond my level of reasoning.
But the comps are called "stupid is as stupid does" so... Darwinism at its finest.
But the comps are called "stupid is as stupid does" so... Darwinism at its finest.
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fcrocker (01/02/2016) [-]
So this was at a resturant where you cook your own food on an oil burner.
>Couple complain the oil burner is not hot enough.
>Waitress comes over and pours oil straight from the bottle onto an open ******* flame.
>Surprise, it catches fire and the waitress gets minor burns.
>She panics, and throws the ******* bottle towards the couple.
>Waitress then bolts the **** out of there, leaving the man to beat out his own flames then try to extinguish what's left of his partner.
>Woman has severe burns to most of her face.
That waitress needs to go to jail.
>Couple complain the oil burner is not hot enough.
>Waitress comes over and pours oil straight from the bottle onto an open ******* flame.
>Surprise, it catches fire and the waitress gets minor burns.
>She panics, and throws the ******* bottle towards the couple.
>Waitress then bolts the **** out of there, leaving the man to beat out his own flames then try to extinguish what's left of his partner.
>Woman has severe burns to most of her face.
That waitress needs to go to jail.
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anon (01/02/2016) [-] To me it looked like the dude back facing the viewer grabbed the pitcher, since it only caught when he lunged. He might have been trying to stop her, and instead of asking he reached for it to 'show off' for his partner or some **** .
But what do I know, I'm an anon
But what do I know, I'm an anon
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mrhaihoang (01/02/2016) [-] its a kind of grill that use alcohol to heat up the dish, normally you'd turn off the flame while refilling, and use a smaller container. In this case she use the large bottle for storage, flame catch on fire, pressure inside bottle rise up, shoot alcohol out of bottle, more fire.
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acivcrusader (01/02/2016) [-] **** , i didn't see it coming, now i'm all over the floor laughing.
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lalajlalaj (01/02/2016) [-]
Me too, neighbors must think I'm hiding a retarded seal right now.
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schneidend ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-] YFW the waitress wants your D so bad she melts your girlfriend with an improvised flamethrower.
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fuckscreennames (01/02/2016) [-] i have no idea why the dude jumped at that guy's car, but quite frankly he got what was coming to him
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questionableferret (01/02/2016) [-] It could be insurance fraud. In Russia a lot of people try to commit insurance fraud by making it look like they've been run over, which is why dashcams are all over Russia, to prove you're innocent.
If that's the case then well... uh... I guess he might get that insurance money after all. Should pay for a nice funeral.
If that's the case then well... uh... I guess he might get that insurance money after all. Should pay for a nice funeral.
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itskennyandjosh ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-] YFW you find out you're ghost riders offsprings
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grimsapprentice (01/02/2016) [-] I just wanna state that on the one where he shoots his parashoot with a flare, it was a stunt he had a back up shoot. He's fine
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keeganlars (01/02/2016) [-] Parachutes have an emergency reserve in case of emergency. Confusing, yes.
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fuiuki (01/01/2016) [-] Why's the first one stupid exactly? It just looks like careless handling if not just a mistake. Powerful tools ya know?
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anon (01/02/2016) [-]
I worked construction for a few years and yea they have a little to much force pushing down, but the stupid part is all the debris they left around themselves, if you have a machine that rotates with that much force you need a clear zone so if something does go wrong you can just let go and jump back
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amandazetajohnson (01/02/2016) [-] I have known people who use those kind of machines with their jobs and such, you are just supposed to push/pull up and down with it, not turn it manually. Turning it makes it much more likely to spin out of control like it did in the video. The people I know said that was literally one of the first safety rules they learned about when using that machine.
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grimfuck (01/01/2016) [-] I am curious what the "correct" way to do this is. Maybe they were pushing it too hard, like tying to rush it down, instead of letting the tool do the work and slowly eat its way down
The only "stupidity" I see is the wood on the floor around them, maybe it contributed to him not falling gracefully. If he had more places to put his feet he coulda rolled better.
The only "stupidity" I see is the wood on the floor around them, maybe it contributed to him not falling gracefully. If he had more places to put his feet he coulda rolled better.
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haroldsaxon (01/02/2016) [-] Their mistake was wiggling it. I wouldn't say what they did was the same as stupidity, but they did **** up. Basically what you wanna do is let the machine do all the job, for safety reasons and some efficiency reasons. Too much pressure would stop it, or slow it down a lot. With drills like these, gravity is more than enough.
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adak (01/02/2016) [-] I've used drills like those before and unless you're drilling into something extremely soft, something like sand or whatever, they wiggle all over the place all by themselves, half the work is fighting it. It most likely got stuck on a large rock or possibly a root. The mistake was not letting go when it happened.
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lieutenantmustang (01/02/2016) [-] the new year has just started and i think i've just seen 2 people die, 2016 is gonna be rough isnt it
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anon (01/02/2016) [-]
On the one where the guy falls by the pool, look at the spiked fence before he falls and after he falls and you'll notice one is missing and that it is in his leg
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ImmortalBaconEater (01/02/2016) [-] He's lucky it broke off rather than suspending him upside down or more likely just tearing his whole calf open.
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listerthepessimist (01/02/2016) [-] gotta love how the dude just gets the **** out and lets her burn
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anon (01/02/2016) [-]
thats alcohol being poured into a personal table side grill...she poured too much, the level reached the ignition source, and since the container she was using was way too big and contained equal parts air and fuel, the flame followed the fuel into the container, oce inside the separating molecules in the fuel had no where to go so it quenched the fluid out of the container rapidly and simultaneously was ignited by the ongoing flame outside the container which sprayed on to the unfortunate elderly woman who happened to be sitting directly in its path. shes now covered in a flammable liquid, which is simultaneously burning every inch of her flesh and depriving her of oxygen...in her panic she attempts to use her last bits of breath to crawl away from the flame but unfortunately is probably sucking flammable fluid vapor into her oxygen rich lung and burning the tissue therein, leaving her a very tiny chance of actually surviving this...and even if she were to survive, her entire body will be covered in scar tissue for the rest of her life
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itskennyandjosh ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-] It's funnier if you imagine it like this
gun: "hold me tighter i'm scared of heights"
Guy: "what was that?"
Gun: " **** you!"
gun: "hold me tighter i'm scared of heights"
Guy: "what was that?"
Gun: " **** you!"
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ferrocordis (01/02/2016) [-] The third one.
> MFW I notice the spike on the fence goes missing after he falls onto it.
> MFW I notice the spike on the fence goes missing after he falls onto it.
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blahblahblahblaaaa (01/02/2016) [-] jesus ******* christ it was bad enough before i realized that
