Strippers talkin' about their job
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captainprincess (09/17/2015) [-] 
What are St George's cross and lion doing on that podium
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meatygoodness (09/17/2015) [-] *********************************** .jpg
Land of the free I suppose, build any church ya want. If Scientology can exist legally I'm sure a church of St George would do okay there
Land of the free I suppose, build any church ya want. If Scientology can exist legally I'm sure a church of St George would do okay there
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captainprincess (09/17/2015) [-] I guess
I'm just wondering cause
St George's Cross and Lion are like, two of the most English symbols there are
I mean the cross is their flag, the Lion is a symbol of English Pride and St George's Day is an english national holiday
just wondering is all
I'm just wondering cause
St George's Cross and Lion are like, two of the most English symbols there are
I mean the cross is their flag, the Lion is a symbol of English Pride and St George's Day is an english national holiday
just wondering is all
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captainprincess (09/18/2015) [-] well I mean
St George was a crusader so his enemies were the ottomans and the muslims
but ok
St George was a crusader so his enemies were the ottomans and the muslims
but ok
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captainprincess (09/18/2015) [-] I reckon they know but don't care
That's likely where America got it's "melting pot" mentality in the first place
That's likely where America got it's "melting pot" mentality in the first place
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meatygoodness (09/17/2015) [-] I really don't know if I'm honest, though it does seem a little odd...
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secondfunction ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-] Its also the only ass I'd ever get in my lonely pathetic life.
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funpunk ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-] I never understood strip clubs. What's the point if you can't **** them?
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Proximity (09/18/2015) [-] I believe part of why he doesn't understand strip clubs is BECAUSE of porn, which is also cheaper to obtain and more convenient for the grand majority of people.
But there's something to that atmosphere and seeing people in-person that draws a lot of people in.
I don't care for it, myself. I would much rather go to a goth nightclub. Still see a lot of sexy stuff, but a much higher chance to have sex with someone.
And I like the atmosphere more.
But there's something to that atmosphere and seeing people in-person that draws a lot of people in.
I don't care for it, myself. I would much rather go to a goth nightclub. Still see a lot of sexy stuff, but a much higher chance to have sex with someone.
And I like the atmosphere more.
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evilanakie ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-] i work at a gay bar
the amount of **** i see
my job at the bar is to do things
clean up messes
fix snotty DJs sets
mix powerpoint presentations for the big screen
mingle with guests
stop the boys from doing e in the back rooms
i go to take a piss in a stall (the urinals are ****** from fat people ******* on them)
look to my left
someone has taken the ****** not so glory hole in the wall and stuck a picture of radioheads the bends to it
i laugh
suddenly a dick pops through
i leave and go help cut limes
more gay bar adventures?
the amount of **** i see
my job at the bar is to do things
clean up messes
fix snotty DJs sets
mix powerpoint presentations for the big screen
mingle with guests
stop the boys from doing e in the back rooms
i go to take a piss in a stall (the urinals are ****** from fat people ******* on them)
look to my left
someone has taken the ****** not so glory hole in the wall and stuck a picture of radioheads the bends to it
i laugh
suddenly a dick pops through
i leave and go help cut limes
more gay bar adventures?
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evilanakie ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-] another time
behind stage helping a drag queen tuck
although there are clear no smoking signs this bitch isnt listening
deliberately tape the bitch wrong
lil miss flicks her butt on the carpet
snatch that bitch and throw in bin
cunt
bitch on stage
doing her routine
im watching from the upper level drinking
i see the queen go for a death drop
oh yes
tuck undoes
big old african penis flops out
breaks character
starts yelling in the deepest ******* black man voice i ever heard
laugh and laugh
trying not to because that bitch will find me
go into a private room with some of the worker bees and tell them the story
get free drinks rest of the night from twinky faggots
behind stage helping a drag queen tuck
although there are clear no smoking signs this bitch isnt listening
deliberately tape the bitch wrong
lil miss flicks her butt on the carpet
snatch that bitch and throw in bin
cunt
bitch on stage
doing her routine
im watching from the upper level drinking
i see the queen go for a death drop
oh yes
tuck undoes
big old african penis flops out
breaks character
starts yelling in the deepest ******* black man voice i ever heard
laugh and laugh
trying not to because that bitch will find me
go into a private room with some of the worker bees and tell them the story
get free drinks rest of the night from twinky faggots
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evilanakie ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-] one time
doing art coms at the bar
i draw you you give me a tip i pay rent
in middle of drawing someone
i hear something
oh no not this
the one gay teacher from my school
looking towards door
that orange hair no
"gotta go hold on"
bolt towards the back rooms
cut open arm on bar
great now i have aids or ********
leave my stuff there
weave through the maze of drunk high gay boys
avoid the pack of angry lesbians
up stairs
watching this orange **** make out with every other cunt in the bar
he leaves
go back downstairs
my stuffs gone
school next day
teacher hands me my stuff
"i saw this and knew it was yours"
light dialog goes on on "you shouldnt be at bars like that" and "you are a highschool student dont get involved with those types of people"
he starts throwing out stereotypes of rapists and pedophiles
the bar is where i feel most at home
doing art coms at the bar
i draw you you give me a tip i pay rent
in middle of drawing someone
i hear something
oh no not this
the one gay teacher from my school
looking towards door
that orange hair no
"gotta go hold on"
bolt towards the back rooms
cut open arm on bar
great now i have aids or ********
leave my stuff there
weave through the maze of drunk high gay boys
avoid the pack of angry lesbians
up stairs
watching this orange **** make out with every other cunt in the bar
he leaves
go back downstairs
my stuffs gone
school next day
teacher hands me my stuff
"i saw this and knew it was yours"
light dialog goes on on "you shouldnt be at bars like that" and "you are a highschool student dont get involved with those types of people"
he starts throwing out stereotypes of rapists and pedophiles
the bar is where i feel most at home
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evilanakie ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-] never got aids but had a scare
deep house bass line alcohol and 9/10s everywhere lead me to make a mistake
i woke up with a stranger
look for condom
no where
****
take a light probe
i bottomed? im always a top though
this isnt right
talk to him
he was equally plastered
he turned out to be poz
oh ****
rush my ass to the hospital
turned out i was exposed to insane amounts of poppers and drug rape pills
"you have come in contact with aids and youre gay take this"
get on a bunch of meds to stop the aids
not allowed to go to work for weeks
have to sell my massive tv to pay for rent
600$ for the meds as well
boys at the bar hold a donation till for the meds
never **** a stranger and never do poppers or get drunk in a gay bar
i came so close to death
deep house bass line alcohol and 9/10s everywhere lead me to make a mistake
i woke up with a stranger
look for condom
no where
****
take a light probe
i bottomed? im always a top though
this isnt right
talk to him
he was equally plastered
he turned out to be poz
oh ****
rush my ass to the hospital
turned out i was exposed to insane amounts of poppers and drug rape pills
"you have come in contact with aids and youre gay take this"
get on a bunch of meds to stop the aids
not allowed to go to work for weeks
have to sell my massive tv to pay for rent
600$ for the meds as well
boys at the bar hold a donation till for the meds
never **** a stranger and never do poppers or get drunk in a gay bar
i came so close to death
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DiabloStrawhat (09/17/2015) [-] Well I mean...
At least it's not ACTUALLY his grand-daughter.
That's good, right?
At least it's not ACTUALLY his grand-daughter.
That's good, right?
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aizeinstein (09/18/2015) [-] **aizeinstein used "*roll picture*"**
**aizeinstein rolled image** Rape is bad, raping children is worse. That's kinda like this. There's no good, just less bad.
**aizeinstein rolled image** Rape is bad, raping children is worse. That's kinda like this. There's no good, just less bad.
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captainfuckitall (09/17/2015) [-] All I've really learned from this is that people who visit strip clubs are gross.
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Major Mayhem (09/18/2015) [-] Buddies in tech school: Hey man we're going to a strip club, wanna go?
Me: nah man, strip clubs are gross, pass.
Buddies: alright man, your loss
Next day
Me: How was it?
Buddies: Well, one of the strippers had a massive muffin top, all the other girls had saggy pancake tits, and some girls even had c-section scars!
Me: That sounds ******* awful
Buddies: Yeah, we're going back tonight! Wanna go?!
Bear in mind we hadn't seen a woman in months, but still. Strip clubs are nasty as **** .
Me: nah man, strip clubs are gross, pass.
Buddies: alright man, your loss
Next day
Me: How was it?
Buddies: Well, one of the strippers had a massive muffin top, all the other girls had saggy pancake tits, and some girls even had c-section scars!
Me: That sounds ******* awful
Buddies: Yeah, we're going back tonight! Wanna go?!
Bear in mind we hadn't seen a woman in months, but still. Strip clubs are nasty as **** .
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brothergrimm ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-] pic related to pic i guess. i just wanted to use it
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talonhalfstar (09/18/2015) [-] That must have been a ********* strip club then. I'm sure the better ones won't hire any two-bit bitch to dance around with her clothes off
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zyvac (09/17/2015) [-] As a trap on Fetlife, I have people offer to buy my panties. Have had some strange requests with them too...
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frenzyhero (09/17/2015) [-] pics?
you posted not as anon either, so I'm not posting as anon either
you posted not as anon either, so I'm not posting as anon either
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midkupficker (09/18/2015) [-] I thought that by trap you meant some money-making strip account, the tranny stuff caught me so completely off-guard I woke my girl laughing my ass off on the ******* ...
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masanori (09/18/2015) [-]
I actually saw your pics in **** not long ago. I think this is the first time I've talked to someone after looking at naked pictures of them when they were just a "random naked person online" whom you never expect to see again or associate with. This is interesting.
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kittenfarts (09/18/2015) [-] Pretty sure stripper #2 has never seen an episode of the twilight zone.
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tck (09/18/2015) [-]
And in that moment, I could feel it. It was beginning. I fell to my knees in despair but it was in vain; God ignored my pleas. All of Hell cried in ecstasy as my neck began to grow thicker hair, and my chin receded as my increasing lard engulfed it. The ritual had completed. Leonhardt the Purifier had restored my virginity, removed any trace of my sexuality from time itself, and condemned me to a life (if it could even be called life) of neckbearded isolation.
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corsairjoshua ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-] I'm so glad that I'll never be desperate enough to go to a strip club
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rollingpicture (09/18/2015) [-] <-- DJ be like
I am getting way more use from this picture than I thought
I am getting way more use from this picture than I thought
