Strawberry. .. Wow, so it's ugly because it wasn't the colour that you're used to? Thas racist Strawberry troll
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User avatar #4 - killerliquid ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Wow, so it's ugly because it wasn't the colour that you're used to? Thas racist
#83 to #4 - anon (10/11/2013) [-]
but blacks are uglier
#86 to #83 - anon (10/11/2013) [-]
stfu pale ******
#12 to #4 - azraelthemage (10/11/2013) [-]
You're racist.
You're racist.
User avatar #19 to #4 - motherfuckingkenji (10/11/2013) [-]
Green is not a creative color.
User avatar #35 to #19 - rockamekishiko (10/11/2013) [-]
green is the best color. the human eye can distinguish more tones of green than any other color
User avatar #41 to #19 - chaosnazo (10/11/2013) [-]
We agreed not to metion that
#33 to #19 - oishiine ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
burger comment   
   
And yes it is tasty
burger comment

And yes it is tasty
User avatar #127 to #19 - gesundheit (10/11/2013) [-]
green is the easyest color on the eyes and its amazing dont hate the green
#2 - kampi (10/10/2013) [-]
I like it when people answer that way.
< tfw
#123 to #2 - lgzumsar (10/11/2013) [-]
Is that ...?
User avatar #51 to #2 - faceworthy (10/11/2013) [-]
I thought the blanket was a giant bird.
#20 - clydeninetyseven (10/11/2013) [-]
inb4 some random fjer knows 			*******		 everything about strawberries
inb4 some random fjer knows ******* everything about strawberries
User avatar #52 to #20 - watchme (10/11/2013) [-]
That show is so weird, I love it
User avatar #27 to #20 - jalthelas (10/11/2013) [-]
The first garden strawberry was grown in France during the late 18th century. Prior to this, wild strawberries and cultivated selections from wild strawberry species were the common source of the fruit. The strawberry fruit was mentioned in ancient Roman literature in reference to its medicinal use. The French began taking the strawberry from the forest to their gardens for harvest in the 1300s. Charles V, France's king from 1364 to 1380, had 1,200 strawberry plants in his royal garden. In the early 1400s western European monks were using the wild strawberry in their illuminated manuscripts. The strawberry is found in Italian, Flemish, German art, and English miniatures.[citation needed] The entire strawberry plant was used to treat depressive illnesses.
By the 1500s references of cultivation of the strawberry became more common. People began using it for its supposed medicinal properties and botanists began naming the different species. In England the demand for regular strawberry farming had increased by the mid-1500s. Instructions for growing and harvesting strawberries showed up in writing in 1578. By the end of the 1500s three European species had been cited; F. vesca, F. moschata, and F. viridis. The garden strawberry was transplanted from the forests and then the plants would be propagated asexually by cutting off the runners.
User avatar #28 to #27 - jalthelas (10/11/2013) [-]
Two subspecies of F. vesca were identified; F. sylvestris alba and F. sylvestris semperflorens. The introduction of F. virginiana from Eastern North America to Europe in the 1600s is an important part of history because this species gave rise to the modern strawberry. The new species gradually spread through the continent and did not become completely appreciated until the end of the 18th century. When a French excursion journeyed to Chile in 1712, it introduced the strawberry plant with female flowers that resulted in the common strawberry that we have today. The Mapuche and Huilliche Indians of Chile cultivated the female strawberry species until 1551 when the Spanish came to conquer the land. In 1765, a European explorer recorded the cultivation of F. chiloensis, the Chilean strawberry. At first introduction to Europe, the plants grew vigorously but produced no fruit. It was discovered in 1766 that the female plants could only be pollinated by plants that produced large fruit; F. moschata, F. virginiana, and F. ananassa. This is when the Europeans became aware that plants had the ability to produce male-only or female-only flowers. As more large-fruit producing plants were cultivated the Chilean strawberry slowly decreased in population in Europe, except for around Brest where the Chilean strawberry thrived. The decline of the Chilean strawberry was caused by F. ananassa.
User avatar #29 to #28 - jalthelas (10/11/2013) [-]
Jk idk **** about anything.
User avatar #46 to #29 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Taken from wikipedia.
#47 to #46 - jalthelas (10/11/2013) [-]
You're quite the detective.
You're quite the detective.
User avatar #89 to #47 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
That gif is ****** up. The trophy is put in front of the hammer, and then it ******* morphs
User avatar #70 to #46 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
I'm getting thumbed down for pointing out the truth? You ******* idiots. Not hard to copy and paste **** straight from a wikipedia article.
#84 to #70 - sponsbob (10/11/2013) [-]
You are getting thumbed down for pointing out the obvious and acting like Sherlock Holmes.
User avatar #88 to #70 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Wow ur lyk a detctive or som **** i wanna be lyk u
#87 to #70 - anon (10/11/2013) [-]
umad?
User avatar #148 to #87 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Mad over online currency? No that's something you twelve year olds do. And nice, hiding behind anon like a faggot.
User avatar #128 to #70 - newbrony (10/11/2013) [-]
Stupidity such as yours rarely graces my screen.
User avatar #146 to #128 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Says the ponyfaggot.
User avatar #150 to #146 - newbrony (10/11/2013) [-]
best comback 2013
#130 to #70 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
You're being thumbed down for pointing out the obvious, you Retard of the Colossus.
User avatar #145 to #130 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
That's besides the point, you simple minded sub-human **** .
#171 to #145 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
The point being you're getting mad over thumbs?
The point being you're getting mad over thumbs?
User avatar #172 to #171 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
The fact that I have said I don't give a **** about thumbs countless times means you're most likely retarded.
#173 to #172 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
"I'm getting thumbed down for pointing out the truth? You ******* idiots. Not hard to copy and paste **** straight from a wikipedia article."
User avatar #174 to #173 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
If you knew how to read, you'd noticed I said multiple times in the thread that I was surprised over how stupid fgayers are and the idiotic reasons they thumb. And how this contributes to the poor quality of the site. But I guess you're too stupid to notice that and jump on the twelve year old tendency to assume you're right and "omg hey mom look im trolling"
User avatar #175 to #174 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
We noticed.

We just didn't care.

But apparently YOU did, you ******* brat.

Might want to shut up before you say even more retarded ******** .
User avatar #176 to #175 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Hahahahaha, edgy childish response. So you don't care about the actual reason and just throw out your own assumption as if it's a fact? Lol, what a ****** .
User avatar #178 to #177 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Oh wow, another repeat, but this time with a picture. Oh so clever. The stupidity is strong with this one.
#179 to #178 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Am I going to have to repeat this everytime you post a reply?
User avatar #180 to #179 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
This is evidence you ran out of things to say. How unfortunate, I was looking forward for a good feast. But I guess primitive minds can't process a legit argument.
User avatar #181 to #180 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Of course primitive minds can't process a legit argument.


You keep talking.
User avatar #201 to #181 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
How cute, it thought it won. Your lack of texture in the end says otherwise.
#202 to #201 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Actually, that was directed towards you.   
   
   
So, congratulations on beating me. Now go get that so-called &quot;life&quot; you have.
Actually, that was directed towards you.


So, congratulations on beating me. Now go get that so-called "life" you have.
User avatar #198 to #181 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Ahahahaha, realizing you can't win so you leave and try to make it look less shameful. And you assumed first. Quit being hypocritical. Gene pool cleaning? The best way to do that is kill yourself. Oh yeah, and have a "friend" post pics of that on the internet for us to enjoy.
#200 to #198 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
BTW
User avatar #196 to #181 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, people who aren't moronic meme spewing trash. Or pitiful sheep who do things just because it's popular. I bet you don't know anybody like that, or if you even have friends at all.
#197 to #196 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
You can't automatically assume I have no friends.


Now, this is over. And anything next you say will be completely ignored and filed in the "gene pool cleansing" file cabinet.
User avatar #194 to #181 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's too bad. I'm enjoying this far too much. I've even showed some friends to laugh at you.
User avatar #195 to #194 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
>friends



I laugh.
User avatar #192 to #181 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, idiots don't care, that's how cancer survives and kills a site. But it's probably too late for fj anyways. This place is overrun by idiots like you. I'm the retard or autist? You're the one who got into this thinking you'd be able to "pwn" someone with your "great" intellect. And the fact you started PMing me first over stupid **** proves you're far more autistic than I am. It takes common sense to realize how idiotic you and your behavior is. But most people here lack that.
User avatar #193 to #192 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
I said it's over.
User avatar #190 to #181 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Oh so you admit it. Now you act like you don't care yet you still carry on. Lulz. And hey man, you're the one that started this.
User avatar #191 to #190 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
I'm the one that started it?


You're the one that complained about someone copy-and-pasting when no one gave a flying **** . The fact that you're PM'ing me that you think you're better just because your name's blue and that you immediately assume anyone that disagrees with you is a retard or autist. You sir, can go shove a spiked bat into your rectum and spin it around. This retarded conversation is over.
User avatar #188 to #181 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Anger? I'm enjoying this. That's why I continue. And the fact you're loosing is no reason to be angry about. C'mon man, keep up. Furfags put up bigger fights than this.
User avatar #189 to #188 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Losing what? An internet argument?

******************** .
User avatar #186 to #181 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Oh how ironic. I just got on and you're asking if I have a life? You're the one who keeps messaging me via pm like some idiot taking things too seriously.
User avatar #187 to #186 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
le anger man
User avatar #184 to #181 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
I sense denial. You lost a while ago. Hell, this is too easy. You're running out of things to say, because you're too dumb to keep up.
User avatar #185 to #184 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Are you seriously going to keep on arguing with me? Don't you have a life?



Inb4 "You're autistic" or "You're a ******* retard"
User avatar #182 to #181 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Hahahaha, a typical "no u" response. Another childish comeback.
#183 to #182 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
That was in no way a "no u" response.


You automatically lose now.
User avatar #151 to #145 - slightly (10/11/2013) [-]
And what IS the point?
User avatar #152 to #151 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
If you need to think hard about this, then I feel sorry for you. Copy and pasting from a pre existing article doesn't make you clever/funny.
User avatar #153 to #152 - slightly (10/11/2013) [-]
It does its comedic purpose as a reply to the comment. Who would bother talking for 2 whole comments about strawberries when it's easier to copy/paste and have an alright joke in this situation.

How can you not understand this?
User avatar #154 to #153 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Oh wow... It's ******** statements like that which allows cancer to fester and spread. It's sad seeing how great this site use to be, and how it's now a dwelling for unintelligent, egoistic, and cancerous children.
User avatar #155 to #154 - slightly (10/11/2013) [-]
Heh, you talk **** but still manage not to reply in an intelligible manner. Do you even know what you're talking about? I don't think you do.

Also, your whole comments screams "newfag", and if I were you I'd calm my sugar-addled brain and think about what the **** i'm doing.

You're only making yourself look stupid.
User avatar #156 to #155 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Judging by your low level fairly recent account, you're just a newfag 12 year old who's associating their situation with me. You obviously don't know what you're talking about. "hurr et dusent matur ef eh's copy pasteng whole parts of articles 2 luk clevur, ets steel fahne". And quit trying to look intelligent, I already know intelligence is non-existent in bandwagon horde fags.
User avatar #157 to #156 - slightly (10/11/2013) [-]
Hm. Is the concept of multiple accounts that hard to grasp for even a substandard inteligence like yourself? I really thoguht you couldn't get any dumber, but here you go...
User avatar #158 to #157 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
And why would you need multiple accounts? And why would you comment on a threat that's not even on the front page anymore? Because you've been banned for being a faggot on the other ones so you decide to follow the bandwagon like a sheep this time? I see you possess no logic or reason whatsoever. I suggest you kill yourself.
User avatar #159 to #158 - slightly (10/11/2013) [-]
Wow...so, with no information whatsoever, you figured out my entire life story and understood my motivations? You must be some kind of a superhuman.
It's actually quite simple. I was curious to see what came of that one oblivious retard who made a stupid comment on a content I saw a few hours ago, so I checked back. I happened to be logged in on this account because I was checking notifications and couldn't be bothered to switch back.

Do you even read your comments? Because I can't imagine an averagely-intelligent person to read them and conclude they're ready to be posted.
User avatar #160 to #159 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
The retard here is you. And it's not hard to figure you out based on your behavior and hypocrisy. Ah yes, anybody who doesn't follow a bandwaggon like a faggot is automatically "retarded". Follow your own advice, and think before you post. And keep thumbing me down. Thumbs don't matter anyways, you imbecile. Lulz. But I know how much they mean to faggots like you, so thumbs away.
User avatar #161 to #160 - slightly (10/11/2013) [-]
HAHAHA

Me? A hypocrite?

Dude, wow. Look at yourself. You berate me for thumbing you down and saying thumbs don't matter to anyone except dumb kids, while you yourself also thumb everyone who argues with you down. So you obviously care. Even mentioning thumbs means you care, and boy, do you mention them a lot.

And all this about "bandwaggoning"...son, I don't think it means what you think it means. You keep throwing that word around because it makes you seem smart and different from all the sheep. It's ridiculous. You're so self righteous and ignorant I'm even incline to think you're just joking. But you evidently aren't, and it worries me.

Based on what I saw here, the main reason you attacked the wiki-paste guy is because you're jelaous of his measly 80 thumbs. using big words to justify yourself won't help you. You're still an autistic 16-year old self-righteous newfag drowned in egoism and general stupidity.
User avatar #168 to #161 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Gee, well that's too bad. Because you already are. As I've said (again) I like laughing at idiots. But don't worry, you aren't the worse I've seen. Lulz.
User avatar #169 to #168 - slightly (10/11/2013) [-]
Likewise.
User avatar #166 to #161 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Hahahaha, wow, now I can tell you're running out of "intelligent" things to say. A small reply with vague accusations and spelling errors. Man, I've even seen furries who were more of a challenge than you.
User avatar #167 to #166 - slightly (10/11/2013) [-]
I'm not here to entertain you, you know?
User avatar #164 to #161 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
How have I contradicted myself? All you do is throw assumptions with no evidence. The reason I even mentioned thumbs was because, like I've said, I was surprised how people on this site vote over stupid **** . Like I've already said, again! That is the reason this site is a complete ******** now. There was even a white square a couple of years back which made front page because some guy said "omg lets see what happens when we get this to the top". I'm egoistic? You're the one who appeared as if you're some sort of genius and that you can't possibly be wrong. Oh I'm lying? Man, your head is so far up your ass. I'm not obsessed. I find this hilarious. This is the reason why I stopped caring about actual content on FJ and resort to laughing at the faggots on here. You're the one that's obsessed. Perhaps why you logged into a spare account to confront me.
User avatar #165 to #164 - slightly (10/11/2013) [-]
You contradict yourself by accusing meof the things you yourselfare guilty of.


And dude, no matter what you say...you aren't laughing. Why are you even here if you don't care?
User avatar #162 to #161 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Lol, that ego. As I've said before. I din't give a **** about thumbs. I just find it funny that you ******* care so much about them as if they're real currency. Your head is so far up your ass, you refuse to see the other person's point of view and automatically assume you're right about everything. Even though you got involved in something which didn't concern you. I called you a sheep, because you act like one. Plain and simple. You don't even know what ignorance is. Quit trying to be smart kid, you're trying too hard. LOLOLOLOL, I'm jealous? I don't give a **** about thumbs, as I've said. I use to be on this site before there even was a thumb rating system. Hell, I rarely comment anymore. Ah, nice. Using the "autistic" insult just like the typical faggotjunker. Wow, totally didn't see that coming. You probably bash autists yet you praise their work and their accomplishments. Just like everyone on here. I wouldn't be surprised if you're autistic yourself.
User avatar #163 to #162 - slightly (10/11/2013) [-]
How is it actually possible to store so much contradictions in a single comment?

And you are calling me egoistic? Look at any single one of your comments, believing you're something smart, something above the average sheep.

And how can you so blatantly lie about not caring for thumbs? You mention them constantly and fight because of them. You're so obsessed with thumbs your point of view gets narrowed to a pinpoint.

See, I can be a psychic, too.
User avatar #108 to #70 - sanguinesolitude (10/11/2013) [-]
i thumbed you down for whining about being thumbed down.. take the thumbs like a man
User avatar #147 to #108 - Conquistador ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
I don't give a **** about thumbs. I'm just surprised how retarded the reasons faggot junkers like you thumb **** over.
User avatar #149 to #147 - sanguinesolitude (10/11/2013) [-]
its all a game man, just thumbing things randomly helps pass the time.
#71 to #27 - sybo ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
&quot;The first garden strawberry was grown in France during the late 18th century. Prior to this, wild strawberries and cultivated selections from wild strawberry species were the common source of the fruit. &quot;   
   
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strawberry
"The first garden strawberry was grown in France during the late 18th century. Prior to this, wild strawberries and cultivated selections from wild strawberry species were the common source of the fruit. "

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strawberry
#5 - zsugatosz (10/10/2013) [-]
or just be weird
#26 - jalthelas (10/11/2013) [-]
Is it bad that I thought of blood flowing into my penis during an erection?
Is it bad that I thought of blood flowing into my penis during an erection?
#34 to #26 - thorseph (10/11/2013) [-]
so did i, but just erection, not my penis parsay
+1
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#30 - grimagination (10/11/2013) [-]
what i thought of if gif played backwards
what i thought of if gif played backwards
#65 to #30 - josieabby (10/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #73 to #65 - grimagination (10/11/2013) [-]
well played
#138 to #65 - diegotan (10/11/2013) [-]
Dude, that's awesome! How did you do it?
Dude, that's awesome! How did you do it?
#143 to #138 - josieabby (10/11/2013) [-]
I uploaded the strawberry gif to www.online-image-editor.com/ (free & no download) and then overlaid this transparent pic. It's really easy. You should try it.
#24 - herecomesjohnny (10/11/2013) [-]
1. post any random gif on tumblr, anything at all   
2. wait for tumblr people to spout out aphorisms about life being beautiful (caps lock optional)   
3. rince and repeat
1. post any random gif on tumblr, anything at all
2. wait for tumblr people to spout out aphorisms about life being beautiful (caps lock optional)
3. rince and repeat
User avatar #72 to #24 - coolcalx (10/11/2013) [-]
>rince
User avatar #76 to #72 - herecomesjohnny (10/11/2013) [-]
aporogy for poor engrish
#1 - dissectedtesticle (10/10/2013) [-]
looks like sfw boner mechanics from here.
looks like sfw boner mechanics from here.
#67 - josieabby (10/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #97 to #67 - seras (10/11/2013) [-]
I want the gif to keep going so I can see the strawberry rot.
#100 to #97 - josieabby (10/11/2013) [-]
Just for you.
Just for you.
User avatar #124 to #100 - guyfunnyjunk (10/11/2013) [-]
My penis after watching miley cyrus twerk for the first time
User avatar #106 to #100 - sanguinesolitude (10/11/2013) [-]
that less rots and more just dries out
User avatar #133 to #106 - cormy (10/11/2013) [-]
I have eaten dried starberries and I can confirm that drying strawberries looks nothing like this.
User avatar #137 to #133 - sanguinesolitude (10/11/2013) [-]
mine look just like that


not really I just was hoping for mold and liquification or browning
User avatar #105 to #100 - harrisonfordor (10/11/2013) [-]
This gif is nice for those people who just recently woke up, and are in that mood where they want to telekinetically suck the life out of someone at a slow rate until they're NOTHIIIIIING. I'm tired.
User avatar #77 to #67 - Stickpye (10/11/2013) [-]
[Boner Intensifies]
#96 - dexzder (10/11/2013) [-]
**dexzder rolled a random image posted in comment #130 at Party time **
#113 to #96 - stoicnick (10/11/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #85172 at Brony board ** lel
#43 - sisterblister (10/11/2013) [-]
**sisterblister rolled user supertanto **
#7 - norsenation (10/11/2013) [-]
The opposite is also true.
User avatar #9 to #7 - inuyuru (10/11/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only one.
User avatar #3 - commanderbunbun (10/10/2013) [-]
I thought it looked pretty cool green
User avatar #8 - demandsgayversion (10/11/2013) [-]
I get the same feeling watching this as I do when I watch myself get an erection.



sexual arousal.
#92 to #8 - anon (10/11/2013) [-]
Sick cunt
User avatar #6 - skydiving (10/11/2013) [-]
Plants are awesome
#62 - anon (10/11/2013) [-]
once i found a tiny strawberry :3
User avatar #107 to #62 - sanguinesolitude (10/11/2013) [-]
thats about the size of a wild strawberry.
User avatar #93 - derpish (10/11/2013) [-]
its like my penis when i watch porn. only grows a little bit and turns red
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