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Straight fucking savage.. Where were you when Brock was blown the out.. Anonymous Sun Jun IO 08: 24: 17 2012 New Reply Original Foopert Qouted By: JAMESON YOU H

Where were you when Brock was blown the **** out.

Anonymous Sun Jun IO 08: 24: 17 2012
New Reply Original Foopert
Qouted By:
JAMESON
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME
PETER PARKER IS SPIDERPMAN
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Anonymous Sun Jun 10 10: 28: 29 2012 No. 37606825 Report
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what, you thought I didn' t knew? kid walks in, baggy clothes and a bunch of posing shots he couldn' t have possibly taken of anyine but himself?
course its him. But I' m net gonna tell him.
Men this day and age don' t have the initiative and drive they used to. Girls break their heart, and what to they do? Post about it on their whitespaces er nitwits, er
whatever. And in walks a kid trying to make a difference, and some change, and you think I' mjust going to pat the kid on the back? Hell no. Men crave competition, and
an adversarial force to chase them on. I give the kid the works, so he gives the city results. You tell a kid he' s doing well, and he gets bored. A Spiderpman cant get
BORED.
You, on the ether hand, are what happens when everyine tells you were gonna be great, and then it deosn‘ t pan out. You had nowhere to go but - And dew you
did. Is that thing even sanitary? You gave up after one case and got freaky with space gee? What sort of fabreze age did you have'?
I don' t have to tell Parker I believe in him to get him to be a hero. You needed approval to keep yourself frem going insane. Who' s the real man of integrity and valet
Now get the hell out of my office. I have ' s headline to pick, and yen were fired eight years age.
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#3 - piratedangel (12/18/2015) [-]
GIF
Comic book writers originally wanted Jameson to be the Green Goblin for trash talking Spider-man but decided it wouldn't work.
#7 to #3 - jizzmeista (12/18/2015) [-]
the photoshopping on that is remarkable.
User avatar #8 to #7 - ottofan (12/18/2015) [-]
IIRC it's not photoshop, but a bonus clip in extra material from the DVDs
#9 to #8 - jizzmeista (12/18/2015) [-]
so its actually just JJJ in a spidey suit being exellent?
User avatar #21 to #7 - defski (12/18/2015) [-]
I can't think how you thought that was Photoshop.
#5 to #3 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
This GIF makes me uncomfortable.
#1 - evilhomer ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
"I heard there's a massive fire in the Daily Mail"
User avatar #13 to #1 - Ruspanic (12/18/2015) [-]
>Daily Mail
#12 - umbrage (12/18/2015) [-]
Remind you of anyone?
User avatar #34 to #12 - dubstepforme (12/18/2015) [-]
**** yeah
#41 to #40 - hikakiller (12/19/2015) [-]
Just reminds me how horrible of an avatar korra is
#32 to #12 - secretdestroyers (12/18/2015) [-]
Were you rushing or were you dragging, Parker?!
User avatar #22 to #12 - calseeyum (12/18/2015) [-]
It's like J.K. Simmons was BORN for these kinds of roles.
User avatar #15 to #12 - ScottP (12/18/2015) [-]
Not my tempo. Again, Parker
User avatar #14 to #12 - bigmanfifty ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
'If you don't get me pictures of spider-man I will **** YOU LIKE A PIG'
User avatar #2 - AcidFlux (12/18/2015) [-]
Repost, but I love this, so I thumb up every time I see it.
User avatar #29 to #2 - elsanna (12/18/2015) [-]
"I will never not reblog this." -tumblr cancer

"I will thumb this up every time I see it." -totally okay FJ comment that is thumbed up
User avatar #37 to #29 - AcidFlux (12/18/2015) [-]
Why do you care what I thumb up?
User avatar #38 to #37 - elsanna (12/18/2015) [-]
I don't care about the contents of your comment, only its reception. I'm pointing out FJ's hypocrisy. They call comments similar to yours cancer when they're from tumblr, but here it's thumbed up with no complaints.
User avatar #39 to #38 - AcidFlux (12/19/2015) [-]
Because this particular content is insightful, entertaining, and adds an interesting perspective to a complex character.

Most tumblr posts that get reposted/reblogged are divisive, antagonistic or elitist/feminist crap.

tumblr is mostly about "You will read and respect my opinion, otherwise you are raping me!'
FunnyJunk is more about 'Bros, check out this funny/cool/interesting thing I found/made."

Huge difference. Yeah, there's a little bit of cancer here on FJ. Most of it came from tumblr, though.

tumblr earned it's reputation rightfully.
#6 - jaevel (12/18/2015) [-]
#19 - saltyfries (12/18/2015) [-]
I read this in his voice, it makes it 10x more awesome
#16 - hikakiller (12/18/2015) [-]
It's too bad Jameson hates spiderman.
User avatar #25 to #16 - jacencaedus (12/18/2015) [-]
except it explains that he fakes it
#27 to #25 - hikakiller (12/18/2015) [-]
I mean in the canon story line. Many different comic book writers have even made this so. At first, Jameson was a reporter who helped publicize the identity of the members of the KKK, and they subsequently tried to hunt him down and kill him. As a result, he hates people who take the law into their own hands. And so it goes for many, many other comic book writers. He'll never like spider man.
User avatar #26 - schneidend (12/18/2015) [-]
I'd like Marvel to quietly steal this idea, but they'd rather churn out Deadpool feel moments and make Cyclops even more of a douchey, hated character than he already was.
User avatar #4 - harrykuntz (12/18/2015) [-]
I was listening to "Like a Boss" when I started reading this. So much satisfaction
#23 to #4 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
like le edgy guy xXDXDXD
User avatar #18 to #4 - SuperHyperCrazy (12/18/2015) [-]
Sooooo epic XD
#30 - sumbohde (12/18/2015) [-]
Funny because that sounds exactly like something J.K. Simmons's character in Whiplash would say
User avatar #33 - dubstepforme (12/18/2015) [-]
Whats funny is theres a movie he did where he had exactly this same mindset, even made this same speech. It's called whiplash, about a drummer trying to prove himself to his music instructor and the ending was absolutely ******* fantastic, i could watch the movie again just for the ending. And at one point the kid lays the sickest burn on his brother I've heard in awhile. 11/10 great movie
#31 - hikakiller (12/18/2015) [-]
When is simmons going to act this out?
#28 - xxitzchubbsxx (12/18/2015) [-]
I want to read the replies.
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