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Ll Anonymous '' Nea' .
Storycorps:
ouot grits a packed commuter train-
Spot a free seat by a window.
ocid is sat DH the corridor seat-
politely if she can mee agrees soican sit down.
ehhe declines.
politely if she can get up " I can take the window seat.
says he
what the hall her problem is?
Peeople are starting to take note.
ogame out with this feminist tirade and how l should stop harassing her.
t. -Mew m, rude, unreasoned& and sexist.
Tatood there gang what the ****.
ygo to tum and walk away.
argued climb ever her and sit down.
carriage claps me.
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#3 - darkmagicmge
Reply +128
(08/24/2014) [-]
The whole carriage clapped you?
#8 to #3 - playerdous
Reply +4
(08/24/2014) [-]
You know, when you get the clap.
#29 to #3 - mcburd
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#4 to #3 - thewhiterain
Reply +369
(08/24/2014) [-]
why you gotta question the moment breh?
#7 to #4 - anon
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(08/24/2014) [-]
I don't think he understood the British terms. I was confused too at first. I think for most non-british people a carriage = a horse-drawn carriage. Also their usage of the words "clap me" was weird. The whole carriage should clap FOR you.
#6 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
pics or it did not happen
nowadays very little happens on 4chan
#13 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
This is a really old post.
#9 - itumblr
Reply -86
(08/24/2014) [-]
Looks like the whole carriage was sexist, unreasonable, and rude. You attacked the poor innocent woman. What the **** is wrong with you?
#20 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
I think everyone misunderstands this account, I think it was made to make fun of all tumblr users, not to get on and troll, people need to lighten up
#31 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
does anyone else find this guy and the reactions he gets hilarious?
#44 to #9 - donatelo
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
i dont respond to trolls....but again, if you are getting but hurt...thats what he wants. i only see buthurt people in the comments.
#46 to #9 - missylyn
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
it's clearly joshlol in disguise
#49 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
lolol trolling off the charts
#64 to #9 - stimtheone
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#69 to #9 - discfan
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
didn't I tel you to **** off?
#76 to #9 - wopwop
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Is this really what you do the entire day? Make ******* autistic comments on funnyjunk.



You ******* autistic inbred.
#82 to #9 - matakeshi
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
I miss old days, where cancer would be banned. I dont know about you guys, but I see absolutely nothing but bad in trolls. I dont know why admin encouraged trolling and this cancerous ********, cause I see nothing funny here. Even the guy who kept posting Ray Bingo was a ******** times funnier that this ********.
Picture related, its how itumblr will never be as funny.
#11 to #9 - phantasmalcat
Reply +1
(08/24/2014) [-]
Don't thumb the troll guys...
#15 to #11 - ryander
Reply +8
(08/24/2014) [-]
He's at lvl 147 let's just thumb him down to level 0 first then keep him there
#22 to #15 - createdjustnow ONLINE
Reply +3
(08/24/2014) [-]
he was at level -200 the other day
#43 to #15 - witislimited ONLINE
Reply +1
(08/24/2014) [-]
Dude, that does nothing. Commenting AND thumbing him up, down, or sideways proves to him that you ******* are paying attention. He doesn't care about the thumbs, he cares about being acknowledged and pissing you guys off for ***** and giggles.
#55 to #43 - ryander
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#80 to #55 - witislimited ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Ok, *some* of them don't care. This guy excluded.
#26 to #9 - theporkwhisperer
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(08/24/2014) [-]
#40 to #26 - grimmwaters ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Gottem
#10 to #9 - perfectcomment
Reply +267
(08/24/2014) [-]
Why the **** do you have coloured text when all you do is ********.
#23 to #10 - megusters
Reply +12
(08/24/2014) [-]
Apparently if you get a low enough level you get colored text.
#35 to #23 - aerosol
Reply +36
(08/24/2014) [-]
Whose ******* idea was that? The only color they should get is one that's the same color as the background.
#59 to #35 - lolzordz
Reply +26
(08/24/2014) [-]
thats a brilliant idea
the more red thumbs you have the less visible your text should be, the more green thumbs you have the more visible e.g. red text
#74 to #35 - lolzordz
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(08/24/2014) [-]
can we like show this to the mods so they can speak to admin? can anyone summon the mods up into this thread?
#33 to #10 - lunarmage
Reply +3
(08/24/2014) [-]
I didn't screencap it but once on a sticky post where you made a wish so it never comes true, some guy asked for white text, replied with thanks and addy gave him coloured text JUST to prove him wrong
#38 to #33 - assassindash
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Praise our lord admin, for he gives colored texts on whims.
#45 to #33 - itumblr
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(08/24/2014) [-]
#48 to #45 - phantasmalcat
Reply +9
(08/24/2014) [-]
A broken clock is right twice a day.
#79 to #48 - joffreyking
Reply +1
(08/24/2014) [-]
except a digital one...
#52 to #10 - shion
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
it is invisible color text
#42 to #10 - skourge
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Maybe for the perfect representation of landwhales?
#81 to #42 - landwhales
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
What about me?
#32 to #10 - selfdenyingbeggar
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
perhaps admin did it so he's comments would look nice despite the things he is saying
#12 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Y'know.. I just noticed that. Why the hell does this person have green text?
#63 to #12 - psykobear
Reply +11
(08/24/2014) [-]
Because admin is a cock-juggling cunt.
#1 - include
Reply +94
(08/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#14 - levvy
Reply -33
(08/24/2014) [-]
Still stealing **** from 4chan, god this place is pathetic.
#47 to #14 - norkas
Reply -1
(08/24/2014) [-]
we don't want you here anyway faggot
#56 to #14 - temporalguardian ONLINE
Reply -1
(08/24/2014) [-]
Perhaps you should check out the two most viewed channels on this website. 4chan and tumblr.
#70 to #14 - tmgrskat
Reply -1
(08/24/2014) [-]
Sharing is caring
#16 to #14 - furiousmarshmellow
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
So is trolling.
#24 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Then leave
#25 to #24 - levvy
Reply -9
(08/24/2014) [-]
Suck Rei's cock for me, okay?
#30 to #25 - dehnoobshow ONLINE
Reply +2
(08/24/2014) [-]
I will.
#78 to #30 - Rei ONLINE
Reply -1
(08/24/2014) [-]
lewd
#51 to #14 - OsamaBinLadenz
Reply +1
(08/24/2014) [-]
Better than tumblr. You want original content? Then leave the internet.
#57 to #14 - sideism
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(08/24/2014) [-]
#17 to #14 - Rei ONLINE
Reply +76
(08/24/2014) [-]
then leave
#18 to #17 - levvy
Reply -6
(08/24/2014) [-]
>Anime profile picture

lol
#62 to #18 - sulfurian
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
What's wrong with that? Some anime don't involve underage little girls with big breasts or men shooting lazers out of their hands.    
   
"Offical man card revoked"? Hah.
What's wrong with that? Some anime don't involve underage little girls with big breasts or men shooting lazers out of their hands.

"Offical man card revoked"? Hah.
#19 to #18 - thegrayknights
Reply -1
(08/24/2014) [-]
G8 b8 m8.
#21 to #18 - Byte ONLINE
Reply -2
(08/24/2014) [-]
got a clean version of that?
#28 - mcburd
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(08/24/2014) [-]
#65 - namefailure
Reply +33
(08/24/2014) [-]
Similiar story

>Be me
>On my way to school
>Bus packed tighter than a prison bitch's asshole
>Old lady gets on
> Old lady ask young bitch to move her Gucci bag The bitch was even sitting in the handicap area
>Bitch goes "no, this bag is too expensive to be on the floor"
>Random metal-head offers old lady his seat
>Metal-head tells Bitch to move her bag, so that he may sit down
>Bitch goes "no"
>Metal-head goes "ok", then proceeds to sit down on bag
>Bitch throws bitch-fit
>Busdriver tells bitch to STFU
>Metal-head sits on the bag at least 15 minutes before getting off

Picture unrelated
#75 to #65 - granadablashlack
Reply +4
(08/24/2014) [-]
Stories like this help me to get over the feminist ragey ******** this site usually posts
Stories like this help me to get over the feminist ragey ******** this site usually posts
#58 - scootabot ONLINE
Reply +21
(08/24/2014) [-]
"DEAR ALLMENDIE-ARY, I GOT GANG-RAPED BY A BUS FULL OF MEN."
#27 - lolgonewrong
Reply +16
(08/24/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter if you  a skeleton alien inanimate object   
as long as you are male   
whatever you to do a female is sexist
Doesn't matter if you a skeleton alien inanimate object
as long as you are male
whatever you to do a female is sexist
#61 to #27 - basicargentinian
Reply +2
(08/24/2014) [-]
feminazi*

there are cool feminists who aren't ****** up in the head
#50 - lostmyaccounts
Reply +7
(08/24/2014) [-]
if she was black
#53 to #50 - AztecJew
Reply +3
(08/24/2014) [-]
especially if they were on a bus in the US. The media would make her a martyr as todays rosa parks.
#34 - daaaaarkstar
Reply +7
(08/24/2014) [-]
muh triggers
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