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Ll Anonymous '' Nea' .
Storycorps:
ouot grits a packed commuter train-
Spot a free seat by a window.
ocid is sat DH the corridor seat-
politely if she can mee agrees soican sit down.
ehhe declines.
politely if she can get up " I can take the window seat.
says he
what the hall her problem is?
Peeople are starting to take note.
ogame out with this feminist tirade and how l should stop harassing her.
t. -Mew m, rude, unreasoned& and sexist.
Tatood there gang what the **** .
ygo to tum and walk away.
argued climb ever her and sit down.
carriage claps me.
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#28 - mcburd (08/24/2014) [-]
#65 - namefailure (08/24/2014) [-]
Similiar story

>Be me
>On my way to school
>Bus packed tighter than a prison bitch's asshole
>Old lady gets on
> Old lady ask young bitch to move her Gucci bag The bitch was even sitting in the handicap area
>Bitch goes "no, this bag is too expensive to be on the floor"
>Random metal-head offers old lady his seat
>Metal-head tells Bitch to move her bag, so that he may sit down
>Bitch goes "no"
>Metal-head goes "ok", then proceeds to sit down on bag
>Bitch throws bitch-fit
>Busdriver tells bitch to STFU
>Metal-head sits on the bag at least 15 minutes before getting off

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#75 to #65 - granadablashlack (08/24/2014) [-]
Stories like this help me to get over the feminist ragey 			********		 this site usually posts
Stories like this help me to get over the feminist ragey ******** this site usually posts
#1 - include (08/23/2014) [-]
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#58 - scootabot ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
"DEAR ALLMENDIE-ARY, I GOT GANG-RAPED BY A BUS FULL OF MEN."
User avatar #3 - darkmagicmge (08/24/2014) [-]
The whole carriage clapped you?
#29 to #3 - mcburd (08/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #8 to #3 - playerdous (08/24/2014) [-]
You know, when you get the clap.
#4 to #3 - thewhiterain (08/24/2014) [-]
why you gotta question the moment breh?
#7 to #4 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
I don't think he understood the British terms. I was confused too at first. I think for most non-british people a carriage = a horse-drawn carriage. Also their usage of the words "clap me" was weird. The whole carriage should clap FOR you.
#6 to #4 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
pics or it did not happen
nowadays very little happens on 4chan
#13 to #6 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
This is a really old post.
#27 - lolgonewrong (08/24/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter if you  a skeleton alien inanimate object   
as long as you are male   
whatever you to do a female is sexist
Doesn't matter if you a skeleton alien inanimate object
as long as you are male
whatever you to do a female is sexist
User avatar #61 to #27 - basicargentinian (08/24/2014) [-]
feminazi*

there are cool feminists who aren't ****** up in the head
#39 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
>anon sees free seat next to attractive girl
>"Can I sit there?"
>"Sorry, it's taken."
>sits down in one of the other plentiful free seats
>spends the rest of the train daydreaming about evil feminism
>Imagines standing up to the 'reverse oppression' and forcefully sitting with the attractive girl
>Decides to make a post implying any of this actually happened
#66 to #39 - qeszc (08/24/2014) [-]
>packed train

retard
User avatar #67 to #66 - xsirwafflezx ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
No, you don't understand, anon is saying that OP made up the 'packed train' thing for the fake story, where it probably had tons of seats for OP to dream about what anon said.
#68 to #67 - qeszc (08/24/2014) [-]
ok i see your point

we're both retards
User avatar #34 - daaaaarkstar (08/24/2014) [-]
muh triggers
#50 - lostmyaccounts (08/24/2014) [-]
if she was black
User avatar #53 to #50 - AztecJew (08/24/2014) [-]
especially if they were on a bus in the US. The media would make her a martyr as todays rosa parks.
User avatar #60 - basicargentinian (08/24/2014) [-]
Lol in argentina in the train it's only mongrels and nignog males that get to sit before women because gender roles are still a thing here, and i'm glad they are.
#41 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
So anon got clapped?
So anon got clapped?
User avatar #2 - misticalz ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #9 - itumblr (08/24/2014) [-]
Looks like the whole carriage was sexist, unreasonable, and rude. You attacked the poor innocent woman. What the **** is wrong with you?
#31 to #9 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
does anyone else find this guy and the reactions he gets hilarious?
User avatar #44 to #9 - donatelo (08/24/2014) [-]
i dont respond to trolls....but again, if you are getting but hurt...thats what he wants. i only see buthurt people in the comments.
User avatar #46 to #9 - missylyn (08/24/2014) [-]
it's clearly joshlol in disguise
#49 to #9 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
lolol trolling off the charts
User avatar #69 to #9 - discfan (08/24/2014) [-]
didn't I tel you to **** off?
User avatar #76 to #9 - wopwop (08/24/2014) [-]
Is this really what you do the entire day? Make ******* autistic comments on funnyjunk.



You ******* autistic inbred.
#82 to #9 - matakeshi (08/24/2014) [-]
I miss old days, where cancer would be banned. I dont know about you guys, but I see absolutely nothing but bad in trolls. I dont know why admin encouraged trolling and this cancerous ******** , cause I see nothing funny here. Even the guy who kept posting Ray Bingo was a ******** times funnier that this ******** .
Picture related, its how itumblr will never be as funny.
User avatar #11 to #9 - phantasmalcat (08/24/2014) [-]
Don't thumb the troll guys...
#15 to #11 - ryander (08/24/2014) [-]
He's at lvl 147 let's just thumb him down to level 0 first then keep him there
User avatar #22 to #15 - createdjustnow (08/24/2014) [-]
he was at level -200 the other day
User avatar #43 to #15 - witislimited (08/24/2014) [-]
Dude, that does nothing. Commenting AND thumbing him up, down, or sideways proves to him that you ******* are paying attention. He doesn't care about the thumbs, he cares about being acknowledged and pissing you guys off for ***** and giggles.
-1
#55 to #43 - ryander has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #80 to #55 - witislimited (08/24/2014) [-]
Ok, *some* of them don't care. This guy excluded.
#20 to #9 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
I think everyone misunderstands this account, I think it was made to make fun of all tumblr users, not to get on and troll, people need to lighten up
#40 to #26 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Gottem
User avatar #10 to #9 - perfectcomment (08/24/2014) [-]
Why the **** do you have coloured text when all you do is ******** .
User avatar #23 to #10 - megusters (08/24/2014) [-]
Apparently if you get a low enough level you get colored text.
User avatar #35 to #23 - aerosol (08/24/2014) [-]
Whose ******* idea was that? The only color they should get is one that's the same color as the background.
#59 to #35 - lolzordz (08/24/2014) [-]
thats a brilliant idea
the more red thumbs you have the less visible your text should be, the more green thumbs you have the more visible e.g. red text
User avatar #74 to #35 - lolzordz (08/24/2014) [-]
can we like show this to the mods so they can speak to admin? can anyone summon the mods up into this thread?
#12 to #10 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
Y'know.. I just noticed that. Why the hell does this person have green text?
User avatar #63 to #12 - psykobear (08/24/2014) [-]
Because admin is a cock-juggling cunt.
User avatar #33 to #10 - lunarmage (08/24/2014) [-]
I didn't screencap it but once on a sticky post where you made a wish so it never comes true, some guy asked for white text, replied with thanks and addy gave him coloured text JUST to prove him wrong
User avatar #38 to #33 - assassindash (08/24/2014) [-]
Praise our lord admin, for he gives colored texts on whims.
#48 to #45 - phantasmalcat (08/24/2014) [-]
A broken clock is right twice a day.
#79 to #48 - joffreyking (08/24/2014) [-]
except a digital one...
User avatar #52 to #10 - shion (08/24/2014) [-]
it is invisible color text
#42 to #10 - skourge (08/24/2014) [-]
Maybe for the perfect representation of landwhales?
#81 to #42 - landwhales (08/24/2014) [-]
What about me?
#32 to #10 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/24/2014) [-]
perhaps admin did it so he's comments would look nice despite the things he is saying
#54 - alekksandar (08/24/2014) [-]
VIVA LA RACCOON!! DOWN WITH JOSHLOL!!
VIVA LA RACCOON!! DOWN WITH JOSHLOL!!
#71 to #54 - fjponythread (08/24/2014) [-]
What's a racoon?
User avatar #72 to #71 - alekksandar (08/24/2014) [-]
...something that's going to be giving me nightmares now
#14 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
Still stealing **** from 4chan, god this place is pathetic.
User avatar #47 to #14 - norkas (08/24/2014) [-]
we don't want you here anyway faggot
User avatar #56 to #14 - temporalguardian (08/24/2014) [-]
Perhaps you should check out the two most viewed channels on this website. 4chan and tumblr.
User avatar #70 to #14 - tmgrskat (08/24/2014) [-]
Sharing is caring
User avatar #16 to #14 - furiousmarshmellow (08/24/2014) [-]
So is trolling.
#24 to #14 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
Then leave
User avatar #25 to #24 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
Suck Rei's cock for me, okay?
User avatar #30 to #25 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I will.
User avatar #78 to #30 - Rei ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
lewd
User avatar #51 to #14 - OsamaBinLadenz (08/24/2014) [-]
Better than tumblr. You want original content? Then leave the internet.
#57 to #14 - sideism ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 to #14 - Rei ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
then leave
#18 to #17 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
>Anime profile picture

lol
#62 to #18 - sulfurian (08/24/2014) [-]
What's wrong with that? Some anime don't involve underage little girls with big breasts or men shooting lazers out of their hands.    
   
"Offical man card revoked"? Hah.
What's wrong with that? Some anime don't involve underage little girls with big breasts or men shooting lazers out of their hands.

"Offical man card revoked"? Hah.
User avatar #19 to #18 - thegrayknights (08/24/2014) [-]
G8 b8 m8.
User avatar #21 to #18 - Byte ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
got a clean version of that?
#36 - WTFburger (08/24/2014) [-]
VIVA LA RACCOON!!  DOWN WITH JOSHLOL!!
VIVA LA RACCOON!! DOWN WITH JOSHLOL!!
#37 - ironsoul (08/24/2014) [-]
The only way this could have been better was if he ripped a rank fart in her face as he climbed over.
User avatar #5 - nibbero ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Rosa gets foiled again!
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