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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - Loppytaffy
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(10/26/2013) [-]
I know he said "son of a bitch", only because it's similar to Italian.
The rest is all Spanish to me.
#35 to #2 - dxdloo
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hijo de puta = son of a bitch, cabron = kinda like asshole, pajero = wanker
User avatar #61 to #2 - matheomaidana
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Italian is really similar to Spanish.
User avatar #62 to #61 - Loppytaffy
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Because of Spain's colonisation of South Italy from around the fall of the Roman Empire to the Italian wars in 19th century. And also because they're both Romance languages.
User avatar #63 to #62 - matheomaidana
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Knowledge is half the battle.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Loppytaffy
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The other half is finding someone who gives a ****.
#18 to #2 - blablub
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I knew "cabron" from picture related.
User avatar #19 to #2 - darkor
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(10/27/2013) [-]
piparadopi to you
#4 to #2 - splyt
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(10/27/2013) [-]
it's spanish to everybody else too
#14 to #4 - acksl
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That's deep man
That's deep man
User avatar #5 to #4 - torky
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Translation: Once upon a time this "son of a bitch" was being an "asshole". So I cut off his "dick". Its more or less the gist what he was saying.
#9 to #5 - masouayumu
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(10/27/2013) [-]
It actually says "so i cut that wanker..."
User avatar #10 to #5 - dalokan
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(10/27/2013) [-]
It's more like

"Once upon a time, "this son of a bitch" was being a "bitch". So I cut (stabbed, shanked, synonyms *****) the wanker."
#12 - pappathethird
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(10/27/2013) [-]
makin my way downtown
makin my way downtown
User avatar #47 to #12 - dxcs
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Walkin' fast
User avatar #48 to #47 - johnturdell
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(10/27/2013) [-]
faces pass
User avatar #49 to #48 - dxcs
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(10/27/2013) [-]
And I'm homebound.
#51 to #49 - caligulas
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #54 to #49 - ryanon
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Staring blankly ahead
User avatar #3 - calawesome
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Danny 'The mad Cabron' Trejo likes playing bad guys in movies to show kids that being bad doesn't pay.
#20 to #3 - anon id: da7860b5
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Well it does pay, or does he act for free?   
   
Pic totally not related.
Well it does pay, or does he act for free?

Pic totally not related.
User avatar #21 to #3 - ilikebuttsex
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(10/27/2013) [-]
ahh heres my favorite fjer again
User avatar #13 to #3 - edwardyeap
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(10/27/2013) [-]
He was also a criminal.
User avatar #17 to #13 - calawesome
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(10/27/2013) [-]
well, yeah he was. That's why he does it, because he knows first hand crime doesn't pay.
User avatar #6 to #3 - codyxvasco
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(10/27/2013) [-]
He also showed that being good doesn't pay in Halloween 1 Remake.
User avatar #7 to #6 - calawesome
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(10/27/2013) [-]
never seen it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - codyxvasco
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Basically, Ever since child Michael Myers was in the hospital Danny Trejo was always nice to him, called him Mikey, was always good to him. But on one of his killing sprees he kills him too.
User avatar #16 to #8 - konradkurze
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(10/27/2013) [-]
always wondered
Michael only killed him because he tried to handcuff him

if danny just backed the **** up and left mikey alone, would he have let danny live?
User avatar #67 to #16 - codyxvasco
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Probably. I bet the murder was painful for both of them.

Would have been cute if a tear leaked from michaels face, but that would have ruined his character.
As if the movie didn't do enough of that on it's own....
#58 to #8 - EKcEntRIC
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(10/27/2013) [-]
it was also a remake so it doesn't count
#24 - mikehawk
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for those who doesn't know Spanish

"Once upon a time this son of a bitch was being an ass*. So I cut the mastubater/ dick.
User avatar #25 to #24 - thebestpieever
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Oooh I speak spanish and I didn't know know what pajero meant, nice, thanks.
#26 to #25 - Efrain
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Really? Well, they dont say it pajero here, more like pajú but i still got the reference. How do they say it where you are from? (im from Puerto Rico btw)
User avatar #65 to #26 - thebestpieever
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I'm not from a Spanish speaking country, I'm British. My mother's Spanish, though, and I lived a few years in Mexico.
User avatar #28 to #24 - tarnis
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(10/27/2013) [-]
my spanish friend told me cabron meant faggot, his dad always calls me the white cabron, dudes like 6'7.
#32 to #28 - mikehawk
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well you cant really translate cabron into english, but its close to as someone calling you a bitch, ass, or asshole. not a faggot

faggot would be maricon or marico/marica
User avatar #33 to #32 - tarnis
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(10/27/2013) [-]
it still hurts my white boy feelings.
#36 to #33 - mikehawk
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it's ok my little white cabron
User avatar #56 to #32 - randomwanker
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or you can just call someone a puto or puta
User avatar #27 to #24 - basicargentinian
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(10/27/2013) [-]
lol masturbater.

Don't trust Google translate, pajero translates to wanker and cabron is asshole.
User avatar #30 to #27 - GnRNoD
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actually that's pretty much accurate...
Pajero = wanker
and
Cabron = Asshole
Hijo de puta = Son of a whore(but in English it would be Bitch instead of whore tho I find whore more offensive)
User avatar #31 to #30 - basicargentinian
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I was saying that pajero is wanker and cabron is asshole. mikehawk was saying pajero translated to masturbating which is 5 degrees of wrong.

Also my username is basicargentinian -> argentinian -> spanish first language.
User avatar #38 to #31 - GnRNoD
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(10/27/2013) [-]
GG aguante, de donde sos?
User avatar #39 to #38 - basicargentinian
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Shan Ishidro
User avatar #40 to #39 - GnRNoD
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Yo soy de quilmes.
porq las H?
User avatar #53 to #40 - basicargentinian
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(10/27/2013) [-]
claramente no hablaste con mucha gente de san isidro
User avatar #68 to #53 - GnRNoD
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(10/28/2013) [-]
No, la verdad que no... suelo juntarme con gente de todos lados igual... Voy a unas fiestas animeras que convocan gente de todo el conurbano pero nose si alguno de los que conoci es de san isidro.
User avatar #69 to #68 - basicargentinian
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tampoco escuchaste hablar de "hablar con una papa en la boca"? es el acento a cheto, muy similar al de Recoleta.
User avatar #70 to #69 - GnRNoD
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ay gordi, porsupuesto que si, que te pensas que soy un grasa?

******* chetos man kill 'em all.
User avatar #71 to #70 - basicargentinian
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"ay gordi" / "ay gorr" la frase mas usada por las chetas del conurbano.
User avatar #72 to #71 - GnRNoD
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Por suerte donde voy no me cruzo con esa gente...
Cuando salgo por palermo voy a lugares que no se llenan de chetos y sino andas por esa zona es raro cruzarse con alguno.
los eh visto en el altopalermo pero se que es su territorio asi que los/las soporto.
#34 to #31 - mikehawk
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ah sorry that was the word wanker. i meant like a person who masturbate hence masturbater.

and cabron cant be translated to english because there is no cabron in english

User avatar #43 to #34 - GnRNoD
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Well yeah, but Asshole pretty much sums it up.

I mean Cabron can be used in a good way, like insulting someone but for something good:
Eres un cabron cojonudo! / You're a fierce ******!

Not everything has a word to wrod translatin, there's a lot lost if you translate word for word, I like to translate songs and I translate them with what the lyrics mean to say rather than what they actually say.
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User avatar #37 to #34 - basicargentinian
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cabron is only used in central america so I don't really know how to translate it. I guess "******" and "asshole" get the closest. I do know that "encabronarse" is getting angry, but in an irrational way, kinda like "getting your panties in a bunch"
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User avatar #50 - syntheticdoll
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Wait.. isn't he the bartender in From Dusk Till Dawn?
User avatar #55 to #50 - defender [OP]
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Yes and he is in spy kids
#57 to #50 - justleaving
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He's a ******* bad-ass!

Personal Quote:
It was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. I'd been in Soledad, San Quentin, Folsom, Vacaville, Susanville, Sierra--and here's a guy asking, "Can you act like a convict?" I remember I said. "I'll give it a shot".
User avatar #52 to #50 - kreekydoorS
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He's the bartender in.....everything.
User avatar #11 - muppethead
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I f''king love this guy! Gotta check out his story...
User avatar #22 - bronyrainbowdash
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"pajero" means "masturbating" or just "dick"
User avatar #29 to #22 - basicargentinian
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masturbating is a verb, pajero is a noun. "pajearse" is the action of masturbating. A "Pajero" is a wanker and when we call people "pene" (spanish dick) we're saying they're being stupid / loosers, not jerks.
#60 - Matengel
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(10/27/2013) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #46 - thedutchs
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Machete Kills was pretty cool, but not as good as the first one.
#44 - justleaving
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Well, that's just great, isn't it
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