Stop das gay. . any Septim er 25 a One time when Iwas in like Sth grade, and my mom got the spanish package (which is Spanish channels and ) because her bf was
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Septim er 25 a
One time when Iwas in like Sth grade, and my mom got the spanish package (which
is Spanish channels and **** ) because her bf was me: rican and yeah. So she didn' t
know the package came with the Latine Playboy channel. [that was a good month or
two btw)
Well my friend Branden came ever after schewl ene time it was like a Friday and my
mom was getting home from work late so we decided to watch some porn and we
started jerking off. (we were under blankets and were not clase so it wasn' t gay} So
mid way jerk to dudes came by my window and stole eur bikes and it really sucked
because Ididn' t finish jerking eff because Iwas so ******* scared.
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#1 - Lunchboxman (10/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
thats not the only spanish package she got.
#3 - animalsslamina (10/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
***** dats gay. You gotta say "No homo" cuz if you don't say "No homo", how we gonna know you ain't a homo?
#6 - gabemczombie ONLINE (10/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
TFW i've 						***********					 with my best friend in the same room without any of us knowing
TFW i've *********** with my best friend in the same room without any of us knowing
User avatar #8 to #6 - HordeyWordey (10/06/2013) [-]
You didn't know you were masturbating?
#2 - robertelee (10/06/2013) [-]
double dutch rudder
totally not gay
User avatar #5 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2013) [-]
Did you at least take turns helping each other?
#18 - slimeywaffles (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#17 - hamcat (10/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #21 - robinwilliamson (10/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why...I mean seriously, why...would anyone share a 5th grade group masturbation story on Facebook, where every single one of your friends can see it. Isn't that something you tell a couple close friends in a bar? I mean, is sexual **** just not something you keep exclusive anymore? It's slightly different on a place like 4chan where it's all anonymous and stories are just taken with a grain of salt. But imagine if you rounded up everyone you added on Facebook in a room, and announced this to them. That's just weird.
#24 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/06/2013) [-]
what he will be saying next.
#11 - spartathecat (10/06/2013) [-]
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#41 - amuzen (10/08/2013) [-]
Had a dick measuring contest with a couple of friends once and it felt like the gayest thing ever even though we seperated into different rooms to get it up and had a woman to do the actual measuring at the time.
User avatar #35 - fingernails (10/06/2013) [-]
OK no ******* lie, I jerked off in the back office of my classroom one time. I was suppose to be taking a test I missed, but instead I cummed where no one would find it, and yes there was a class in session.
#28 - azinfoo ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Oh god. This reminds me of my early days of fapping. Back in like grade 6 I'd go sleep over at my friend's house and when his parents had gone to bed we would watch porn and fap. Mutually, we just agreed we wouldn't look at each others' dicks and it would be fine but damn... Sometimes we even had like 4 people there all watching porn on one monitor and fapping. I mean we're all straight though and we don't have any doubts about our sexualities. I pretty confident in this because I remember one time when we were fapping we agreed on only ******* videos cause we didn't wanna fap to the image of some guy's dick.
#27 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [-]
why would someone post something like this to facebook?
User avatar #15 - steelwoolsheep (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
fifth grade? what the **** .
#14 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [-]
i did this as a kid, but wasnt under blankets, me and my cousin sat down stairs and wanked over playboy.
we made sure we set a minimum distance apart.
User avatar #13 - reginleif (10/06/2013) [-]
Lol, you know I've done plenty of stupid **** in my life....but never borderline gay **** .

And for that I am grateful. Thanks for making my day OP.
User avatar #10 - justxjames (10/06/2013) [-]
i watched porn at my friends house with him and another guy but we didn't fap.
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