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Still a better love story than Twilight

Still a better love story than Twilight. found this scrolling through FB and thought i should share it.. haired‘ Why claim that it was easier to care far, as I

found this scrolling through FB and thought i should share it.

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Why claim that it was easier to care far, as I usually did?"
Pick up the nearest
book to you, turn to
page 45. The first
sentence explains
your love life,
cu ( Pasta]
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a' u. ranging my feather is haw
our love life began
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What!
bout an hour ago via mobile . Like
Than be and said ' his
sha" ever knew of this ring',
Is this suggesting that I' m going be have a gay secret marriage
with either a hobbit or a wizard?
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User avatar #69 - varrlegrimscythe (10/26/2013) [-]
"How many men are needed?"
User avatar #12 - riptydes (10/25/2013) [-]
She was only ten, a skinny girl on a stolen horse with a dark forest ahead of her and men behind who would gladly cut off her feet.
User avatar #103 - derpwolf ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
"He had never understood how that worked, but he accepted it nonetheless."

What?
#10 - stubbyftw ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
When filling a soul gem, there are some key points to remember.


That's so romantic.
#54 to #10 - pleasantlybaconii (10/25/2013) [-]
I just posted the same thing before seeing yours.
#122 to #54 - bellbottomshark (10/26/2013) [-]
That means you get a second chance at love. What is the nearest book now?
#2 - pyrothermal ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
"A drying oven is used to dry samples before weighing."
I really have no idea how to interpret this.
#14 to #2 - iregretnon (10/25/2013) [-]
"just about an hour ago. Why?" Yeah same here...
User avatar #108 - xmacleodx (10/26/2013) [-]
"I heard - along with their own laughing, obscene stream - the words "Crazy" and "...should call the ******* cops!"

... And just like that, my entire love life seems to make a whole lot more sense...
User avatar #105 - heeveejeevees (10/26/2013) [-]
" I squeaked at the top of my lungs"

Geronimo Stilton : the phantom of the subway
User avatar #24 - nnebecco (10/25/2013) [-]
"Halflings stand about 4 feet tall and weigh about 80 pounds."
#125 - omizzle (10/26/2013) [-]
"The warriors settled themselves heavily upon the matting." ****
#126 to #125 - omizzle (10/26/2013) [-]
Across the nightingale floor
#107 - thisisdj (10/26/2013) [-]
"'Let's do it!'"   
- Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451
"'Let's do it!'"
- Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451
User avatar #41 - gomezn (10/25/2013) [-]
"There was no sign of him stopping so Urquart cut in."

Well.....
User avatar #95 to #41 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
Coming of the Terraphiles?
User avatar #38 - DilBov ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
"Would you, could you, on a boat?"
- Green Eggs & Ham

*********** better recognise
#208 to #38 - Rascal (10/26/2013) [-]
testify
User avatar #62 to #38 - deescalation ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
I don't think Green Eggs and ham had 45 pages though
#19 - Rascal (10/25/2013) [-]
once or twice she clicked her beak impatiently, but harry was too deeply asleep to hear her
User avatar #1 - absurdpotato (10/25/2013) [-]
"There are several other notations for the derivative."
My love life is Calculus.
Cool.
User avatar #240 - rawfulz (10/26/2013) [-]
"A partnership is a business owned by two or more persons called partners.

(Accounting Textbook)
#225 - Rascal (10/26/2013) [-]
"A jar of wasps, when released would sting deeply." -The Shining

Sounds about right.
#148 - eatingyummytacos (10/26/2013) [-]
So I grabbed my anatomy and physiology text book that was sitting next to my bed. Turned to page 45. Black guys ass. A nice one. Which is kind of disturbing to me.
User avatar #123 - saphirearrow (10/26/2013) [-]
"Vorgon poetry is of course the third worst in the universe"

Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy"
User avatar #119 - fuckingdaltonapple (10/26/2013) [-]
"Aside from one couch, and one lounge chair, both a mix of steel and black leather, the room seemed empty."
User avatar #120 to #119 - fuckingdaltonapple (10/26/2013) [-]
The Fault in our Stars by John Green
User avatar #116 - wizardfist (10/26/2013) [-]
not gonna do this **** ...the nearest book is my best of compilation of Lovecraft
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