Stick it in the pooper. . So I had a today, and had a lovely with one of this nurses Hi, I' m Hart's the Magnificant. He: Wait. what? Like a magician st somethi
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Stick it in the pooper

So I had a today, and had a lovely
with one of this nurses
Hi, I' m Hart's the Magnificant.
He: Wait. what? Like a magician st something?
Bursa: That' s right]
Hi: And for scur first trick... Icu' make the
disappear, aren' t ycu?
Hurst: Exactly! But dc you fncu where it' s gonna disappear
He: Is it my butt?
nurse: It' s yuur butta
us: I dan' t like this trick.
Huess: Ite ans likes this trick.
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#1 - cleanmouth (07/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #36 to #1 - massengit (07/12/2014) [-]
I need a loop of the person laughing...
#3 to #1 - letrollzor (07/11/2014) [-]
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#17 to #3 - xcoreyx (07/12/2014) [-]
It has become a law of FJ that any and all content related to The Office will immediately be responded to with "It's called hentai, and it's art."
#4 to #3 - runescapewasgood (07/11/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
what it really is
#5 to #4 - letrollzor (07/11/2014) [-]
Whenever i see your name
#6 to #4 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
11/10
Should be FunnyJunk Official Mascot.
User avatar #13 to #6 - derpishb (07/12/2014) [-]
I actually agree with this. BITE ME
User avatar #19 - MuffinMan (07/12/2014) [-]
My grandpa, right after a colonoscopy, drugged off his ass:
Doctor: "Well, everything looks good, you should be back to normal in no time"
Grandpa: "Will I be able to play the piano?"
Doctor: "..... sure, that shouldn't be a problem"
Grandpa: "Good, I couldn't play it before"
#9 - jzpotter (07/12/2014) [-]
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#41 to #9 - RayIII (07/12/2014) [-]
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#11 - zomaru (07/12/2014) [-]
Step one: Make them laugh, they will loosen up at least.
User avatar #14 to #11 - sandpounder (07/12/2014) [-]
Wait do you mean their ass will loosen up?
User avatar #16 to #14 - mrnpc (07/12/2014) [-]
yes. The more stressed you are, the more it will pucker.
#10 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 to #10 - dafuqmang (07/12/2014) [-]
"Yeaaaaah"

User avatar #23 to #10 - metabeta (07/12/2014) [-]
sauce of gif? I like the way it looks.... also she's naked so there's that.
User avatar #25 to #23 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
look up Kiss la Kiss
User avatar #28 to #25 - metabeta (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh... MY GOD!! that was awesome.. I need to watch that show though..
#29 to #28 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
yep. Both are amazing. In the anime, non-main characters are used more as a particle affect than anything else.

also
User avatar #30 to #29 - metabeta (07/12/2014) [-]
curse deployed internet... blocked downloads.. blocked porn... i can do nothing with this info!!!
User avatar #31 to #30 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
did you try crunchyroll?
User avatar #32 to #31 - metabeta (07/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. a lot of stuff is blocked out here.. not the country.. it's just that it's mostly airforce running it here so they say what we're allowed to access VPNs are crappy so i don't really get that much access.
User avatar #34 to #32 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
oh, I'm really sorry :/

I don't really know how/if I can help you
User avatar #59 to #34 - metabeta (07/12/2014) [-]
nope. thanks for trying though. lol
#21 to #10 - camerel (07/12/2014) [-]
first pegging and now colonoscopies? Your really into butts aren't you?
#24 to #21 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
oh you have no idea
oh you have no idea
#26 to #24 - camerel (07/12/2014) [-]
but that's where poop comes from.
but that's where poop comes from.
#27 to #26 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
maybe I like it that way   
   
you know my swag not my story
maybe I like it that way

you know my swag not my story
#37 to #27 - camerel (07/12/2014) [-]
Have you read "The Day My Butt Went Psycho!"?
#38 to #37 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
I probably need to
#58 to #38 - camerel (07/12/2014) [-]
just a warning the target age group is like 12 year olds. But  heh butt  its a good read anyways.
just a warning the target age group is like 12 year olds. But heh butt its a good read anyways.
#48 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
#7 - ironsoul (07/12/2014) [-]
If anybody is wondering, this is what a colonoscopy feels like.  Colon cancer runs in my family
If anybody is wondering, this is what a colonoscopy feels like. Colon cancer runs in my family
User avatar #15 to #7 - BowChickaBowWow (07/12/2014) [-]
I didn't think that it was that bad actually. The prep sucked, and the 2 days of farting afterwords kinda sucked, but the procedure itself wasn't that bad.
#22 to #7 - fackyazombies (07/12/2014) [-]
I've had an endoscopy (similar thing but the tube goes down your throat) and you don't feel anything in the procedure, the prep sucks cuz you have a liquid diet and take laxatives all day and from what I've heard, you're ass is a little sore for a bit but otherwise its not too bad.
#8 to #7 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
For whatever it's worth, you do have my deepest condolences
#35 - stormietheraver ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
#33 - coopdawg (07/12/2014) [-]
What really happened:
Nurse: ready for your colonoscopy?
OP: I guess.
#55 to #33 - blitzblitz (07/12/2014) [-]
we've seen so many joke stories and of course the first one we put "doubt" on is a tumblr one
User avatar #56 to #55 - mapleknight (07/12/2014) [-]
The first one? What?
User avatar #40 to #33 - thebestpieever (07/12/2014) [-]
I can believe the exchange happened, just not as dynamic; probably a lot of pauses and awkward laughters in between while they waited for the doctor.
#50 - derpingtonherp (07/12/2014) [-]
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#52 - konradkurze (07/12/2014) [-]
wut wut in the butt
#39 - whichever (07/12/2014) [-]
here
User avatar #44 - RIPphyscovideos (07/12/2014) [-]
Fake dialogue is fake

And is written terribly too
#12 to #2 - zomaru (07/12/2014) [-]
Ah Memories.
#60 to #12 - anon (07/17/2014) [-]
Source?
#61 to #60 - zomaru (07/17/2014) [-]
Joshi Shougakusei *************
#43 - xjiicx (07/12/2014) [-]
**xjiicx rolled image** what goes up my butt
#57 - croneos (07/12/2014) [-]
HFW
HFW
#49 - krizz (07/12/2014) [-]
**krizz rolled image** always good to get this up your butt
**krizz rolled image** always good to get this up your butt
User avatar #47 - romdomcom (07/12/2014) [-]
Actually, I can believe this happened (or a similar exchange), most nurses have a sick sense of humor.
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