Stick it in the pooper. . So I had a today, and had a lovely with one of this nurses Hi, I' m Hart's the Magnificant. He: Wait. what? Like a magician st somethi Stick it in the pooper So I had a today and lovely with one of this nurses Hi I' m Hart's Magnificant He: Wait what? Like magician st somethi
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Stick it in the pooper

So I had a today, and had a lovely
with one of this nurses
Hi, I' m Hart's the Magnificant.
He: Wait. what? Like a magician st something?
Bursa: That' s right]
Hi: And for scur first trick... Icu' make the
disappear, aren' t ycu?
Hurst: Exactly! But dc you fncu where it' s gonna disappear
He: Is it my butt?
nurse: It' s yuur butta
us: I dan' t like this trick.
Huess: Ite ans likes this trick.
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#19 - MuffinMan
Reply +218
(07/12/2014) [-]
My grandpa, right after a colonoscopy, drugged off his ass:
Doctor: "Well, everything looks good, you should be back to normal in no time"
Grandpa: "Will I be able to play the piano?"
Doctor: "..... sure, that shouldn't be a problem"
Grandpa: "Good, I couldn't play it before"
#33 - coopdawg
Reply +53
(07/12/2014) [-]
What really happened:
Nurse: ready for your colonoscopy?
OP: I guess.
#55 to #33 - blitzblitz
Reply -1
(07/12/2014) [-]
we've seen so many joke stories and of course the first one we put "doubt" on is a tumblr one
#56 to #55 - mapleknight
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
The first one? What?
#40 to #33 - thebestpieever
Reply +7
(07/12/2014) [-]
I can believe the exchange happened, just not as dynamic; probably a lot of pauses and awkward laughters in between while they waited for the doctor.
#9 - jzpotter
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(07/12/2014) [-]
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#41 to #9 - RayIII
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(07/12/2014) [-]
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#1 - cleanmouth
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(07/11/2014) [-]
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#36 to #1 - massengit
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
I need a loop of the person laughing...
#3 to #1 - letrollzor ONLINE
Reply +26
(07/11/2014) [-]
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#17 to #3 - xcoreyx
Reply +4
(07/12/2014) [-]
It has become a law of FJ that any and all content related to The Office will immediately be responded to with "It's called hentai, and it's art."
#4 to #3 - runescapewasgood
Reply +1
(07/11/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
what it really is
#5 to #4 - letrollzor ONLINE
Reply +5
(07/11/2014) [-]
Whenever i see your name
#6 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
11/10
Should be FunnyJunk Official Mascot.
#13 to #6 - derpishb ONLINE
Reply -1
(07/12/2014) [-]
I actually agree with this. BITE ME
#7 - ironsoul
Reply +25
(07/12/2014) [-]
If anybody is wondering, this is what a colonoscopy feels like.  Colon cancer runs in my family
If anybody is wondering, this is what a colonoscopy feels like. Colon cancer runs in my family
#8 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
For whatever it's worth, you do have my deepest condolences
#15 to #7 - BowChickaBowWow
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
I didn't think that it was that bad actually. The prep sucked, and the 2 days of farting afterwords kinda sucked, but the procedure itself wasn't that bad.
#22 to #7 - fackyazombies
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(07/12/2014) [-]
I've had an endoscopy (similar thing but the tube goes down your throat) and you don't feel anything in the procedure, the prep sucks cuz you have a liquid diet and take laxatives all day and from what I've heard, you're ass is a little sore for a bit but otherwise its not too bad.
#11 - zomaru
Reply +13
(07/12/2014) [-]
Step one: Make them laugh, they will loosen up at least.
#14 to #11 - sandpounder
Reply +2
(07/12/2014) [-]
Wait do you mean their ass will loosen up?
#16 to #14 - mrnpc
Reply +3
(07/12/2014) [-]
yes. The more stressed you are, the more it will pucker.
#10 - Karfeyenta
Reply +13
(07/12/2014) [-]
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#18 to #10 - dafuqmang
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
"Yeaaaaah"

#23 to #10 - metabeta
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
sauce of gif? I like the way it looks.... also she's naked so there's that.
#25 to #23 - Karfeyenta
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
look up Kiss la Kiss
#28 to #25 - metabeta
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
Oh... MY GOD!! that was awesome.. I need to watch that show though..
#29 to #28 - Karfeyenta
Reply +1
(07/12/2014) [-]
yep. Both are amazing. In the anime, non-main characters are used more as a particle affect than anything else.

also
#30 to #29 - metabeta
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
curse deployed internet... blocked downloads.. blocked porn... i can do nothing with this info!!!
#31 to #30 - Karfeyenta
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
did you try crunchyroll?
#32 to #31 - metabeta
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. a lot of stuff is blocked out here.. not the country.. it's just that it's mostly airforce running it here so they say what we're allowed to access VPNs are crappy so i don't really get that much access.
#34 to #32 - Karfeyenta
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
oh, I'm really sorry :/

I don't really know how/if I can help you
#59 to #34 - metabeta
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
nope. thanks for trying though. lol
#21 to #10 - camerel
Reply +4
(07/12/2014) [-]
first pegging and now colonoscopies? Your really into butts aren't you?
#24 to #21 - Karfeyenta
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
oh you have no idea
oh you have no idea
#26 to #24 - camerel
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
but that's where poop comes from.
but that's where poop comes from.
#27 to #26 - Karfeyenta
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
maybe I like it that way   
   
you know my swag not my story
maybe I like it that way

you know my swag not my story
#37 to #27 - camerel
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
Have you read "The Day My Butt Went Psycho!"?
#38 to #37 - Karfeyenta
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
I probably need to
#58 to #38 - camerel
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
just a warning the target age group is like 12 year olds. But  heh butt  its a good read anyways.
just a warning the target age group is like 12 year olds. But heh butt its a good read anyways.
#48 - grimmwaters ONLINE
Reply +11
(07/12/2014) [-]
#50 - derpingtonherp
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(07/12/2014) [-]
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#51 to #50 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(07/12/2014) [-]
#35 - stormietheraver ONLINE
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