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Stevie Jobs

THE STEVE JOBS MUST PEOPLE
ilol) l' T KNOW Millpr,
Steve Jobs halted all philanthropic activities by Apple 17 years ago
and never resumed them. They made billion in revenue last year.
He was known to get in elevators with Apple employees then
tell them they' re fired before getting out again, as "a joke",
When Steve had to mi" cutbacks at Pi: -ta t, he fired people and didn' t give any
severance pay. Pamela Kerwin, an early Pear employee, pleaded that employees at
least be given two weeks notice,
kay," he said, "but the notice is retroactive from two weeks agif
Steve Jobs used a loophole in the UNOS registration
system to get his liver transplant before others.
Jobs and his early girlfriend Christan Brennan had a daughter, Lisa, born in 1978. But for
several years Jobs repeatedly denied he was the father, despite a positive paternity test.
Jabs swore in court documents that he could not be Lisa' s father because he was 'sterile
and infertile, and as a result thereof, did not have the physical capacity to procreate a child."
He pitted divisions of Apple against each other in an attempt to motivate
excellence", requiring teams to work 80 hour weeks and firing them for
the most minute of what he saw as failings
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#56 - grimgrey (04/06/2014) [+] (16 replies)
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But we all know why we love this gangsta ass mothafka...
But we all know why we love this gangsta ass mothafka...
User avatar #1 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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watch the biography jOBS. It shows how much of a cunt he was. a glorious cunt
User avatar #158 - svenninja (04/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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For those asking for source, I've heard these facts passed around, and I just posted it for others to see (and correct me if some of these facts are wrong)- however; as comment one says, the documentary 'jOBS' is where you can find all this stuff. I checked it out myself, it's there.
User avatar #240 - svenninja (04/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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And sorry for all the stickies, this is the last one, I swear- what should the next comp be? I've got people wanting Walt Disney and Donald Trump... does anybody want one of these or someone else in particular?
#24 - asasqw (04/06/2014) [-]
Jobs's security guard said hello every day and Jobs ignored him. When Jobs was dignosed and said hello the guard ignored him
User avatar #77 to #24 - runescapewasgood (04/06/2014) [-]
good.
User avatar #231 to #24 - joshlol (04/06/2014) [-]
sounds like total ********
#41 to #24 - Rascal (04/06/2014) [-]
Awesome fact!
He had it coming.
User avatar #147 to #24 - failtolawl ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
[Citation Needed]
#60 to #24 - Rascal (04/06/2014) [-]
Top guard m8
#6 - ktom (04/06/2014) [-]
I always hated him but now I have even more concrete reasons!
I always hated him but now I have even more concrete reasons!
User avatar #18 to #6 - douthit (04/06/2014) [-]
Because some random dude made a "fact" comp with no citations or links?
User avatar #36 to #18 - niggernazi (04/06/2014) [-]
you dont need sourcrs on facts like this. did you also know that steve jobs ran over homeless people for fun with his car? he has also denied the holocast several times and once he contradicted himself by saying that the holocaust needs to happen again when a found out that the interviewer was jewish, which started the los angeles riots in 1992.
User avatar #132 to #36 - rokulda ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
he also killed his own mom with a potato peeler
#84 to #18 - Rascal (04/06/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Brennan-Jobs
Just look the facts up yourself, dildo flotilla.
User avatar #92 to #18 - toosexyforyou (04/06/2014) [-]
you could literally just google it, takes like 1 second.
#113 to #18 - Rascal (04/06/2014) [-]
These are all true, some of them exaggerated, but still true.
User avatar #161 to #18 - jukuku (04/06/2014) [-]
The thing about his daughter is true.
#14 - Aro (04/06/2014) [-]
Don't see the inconsistency here.
User avatar #32 to #14 - traks (04/06/2014) [-]
Jokeexplain?
User avatar #39 to #32 - messerschmidto ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
He had cancer
And was thus eligible to use a handicap paring spot
#229 to #39 - Rascal (04/06/2014) [-]
But he has been doing this long before the cancer, I believe
User avatar #383 to #229 - trolololer (04/07/2014) [-]
Steve Jobs IS cancer.

Excuse me, *was.
#22 to #14 - trolololer (04/06/2014) [-]
you clever ****
#69 - frozo (04/06/2014) [-]
If to win the game of life you have to live, why did Jobs die but Gates live?
Gates: 1
Jobs: 0
#114 - swedishassassin (04/06/2014) [-]
When people don't believe me when I try and explain how Steve Jobs was a 			***********		 asshole.
When people don't believe me when I try and explain how Steve Jobs was a *********** asshole.
User avatar #122 to #114 - ninjaroo (04/06/2014) [-]
When people don't believe you, you tell them "I told you so"?
User avatar #127 to #122 - swedishassassin (04/06/2014) [-]
........Yes. Act like they were just given undeniable proof. Confidence = argument dominance
#101 - tarnis (04/06/2014) [-]
**tarnis rolls 69**
#126 to #101 - willindor (04/06/2014) [-]
What's that order? **** every jedi to death?
#252 to #126 - fuckyosixtyminutes (04/06/2014) [-]
> Thinking 69 involves *******
User avatar #130 to #126 - tarnis (04/06/2014) [-]
Why ya gott mess up the little image thing I had going. Why gotta be that guy dude.
User avatar #131 to #130 - willindor (04/06/2014) [-]
Oops sorry sir. I didn't realise what I had done after I've posted it. And now I'm doing it again.
#174 to #133 - belmikor (04/06/2014) [-]
Man I've been waiting for this
User avatar #175 to #174 - tarnis (04/06/2014) [-]
I know
#102 to #101 - tarnis (04/06/2014) [-]
sexy sir.
User avatar #17 - dharkmoswen (04/06/2014) [-]
Are people REALLY surprised at this?!
#28 to #17 - ubbashnubba (04/06/2014) [-]
Yes. Apple fans don't know much about reality.
#155 - kilotech (04/06/2014) [-]
also this I felt like crying the first time I read it I'm glad he died
#339 to #155 - Rascal (04/06/2014) [-]
The worst part is, think of any good Apple product made back in those days. Who gets the credit of making them? Jobs. Who actually built them? Wozniak. Wozniak is really the main reason Apple is what it is today. Back then he actually made better products than Microsoft. Granted he wasn't the only one working on them, but he was a genius when it came to that stuff. Jobs just took the credit and made up words to make the products sound better than they actually were, depending on the customers not knowing much about computers and assuming because it cost more and had fancy terms it was better.
#47 - oryx (04/06/2014) [-]
**oryx rolled image**

My face when people show the bad sides of dead people
User avatar #360 to #47 - theturkeyburger (04/07/2014) [-]
The mad god himself
#385 to #360 - oryx (04/07/2014) [-]
You've got it!
You've got it!
User avatar #53 to #47 - roflstorm ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
That's a.......
That's a really specific roll....
#67 to #47 - alimais (04/06/2014) [-]
I know
#68 to #67 - oryx (04/06/2014) [-]
**oryx rolled image**

My face when I thought about this after posting
#363 to #68 - Rascal (04/07/2014) [-]
What the **** happened to spongebob?
#388 to #363 - Rascal (04/12/2014) [-]
taking a dick
#162 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
'Smart' and 'good person' are not always synonymous.
Although it's not my place to judge, it might be said that him dying of cancer was just Karma coming back to smack his ****
#121 - thunderpony ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
wow, this guy was a huge asshole
wow, this guy was a huge asshole
#57 - Rascal (04/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** MFW reading this
#314 - checkemtrain (04/06/2014) [-]
Reminder that there are people that still defend him as if he was a saint
Reminder that there are people that still defend him as if he was a saint
#258 - perturabo (04/06/2014) [-]
Apple users in a nutshell
Apple users in a nutshell
User avatar #9 - jewsburninindaoven (04/06/2014) [-]
He and Gates were both complete douchebags. But the difference is that Gates gives a majority of his money to charity and helps out the poor. Jobs held onto his money like a jew
User avatar #299 to #9 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/06/2014) [-]
How is donating most of your wealth to charity a douche move?
User avatar #318 to #9 - maxismahname (04/06/2014) [-]
Bill Gates is not a douche at all
#62 to #9 - Rascal (04/06/2014) [-]
Gates's "charity" is just PR ******** . Sure, he gives some money, but microsoft took it first in ****** ways. It's like praising mafia boss for supporting orphans and forgetting the way he got the money.
#85 to #62 - shrolen (04/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, donating 40 BILLION dollars is just a PR stunt...

If you don't mind explaining to me, what are the " ****** ways" that Microsoft took this money?

You obviously can't explain though because you are just spouting ******** imbued with paranoia that you can't backup with any proof or logic.
User avatar #211 to #62 - hydraetis ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Yes because Microsoft earns its income in very similar ways to the ******* mafia.
User avatar #186 to #62 - ilovehitler (04/06/2014) [-]
It doesn't really matter why he did it. 40 billion to charity is still 40 billion to charity.
User avatar #142 to #62 - Mortuus (04/06/2014) [-]
His entire fortune is going to charity, upon his death. His kids get next to nothing.

Yeah, that's just PR bs.
#34 to #9 - montybalboa (04/06/2014) [-]
>douchebag
>giving 99% of his wealth to charity
>???
#13 to #9 - Rascal (04/06/2014) [-]
No the difference is Gates has a charity that pumps microsoft technology in to 3rd world countries so that when a market acually does emerges in those contries they will already be dependent on MS technologies.
User avatar #217 to #13 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/06/2014) [-]
I would take dependency on a brand of technology over no technology.
#233 to #13 - Rascal (04/06/2014) [-]
>Implying it's wrong to do a thing that benefits both the donor and the recipient.
#253 to #233 - fuckyosixtyminutes (04/06/2014) [-]
Mutually beneficial transactions are moral poison to liberals.
User avatar #298 to #253 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/06/2014) [-]
>implying Gates is a conservative
#302 to #298 - fuckyosixtyminutes (04/06/2014) [-]
Uh, no.
User avatar #304 to #302 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/06/2014) [-]
>implying mutually beneficial transactions are particular to a certain political leaning
#306 to #304 - fuckyosixtyminutes (04/06/2014) [-]
Though I guess I shouldn't have even replied in the first place, this is clearly a "spray and pray" argument tactic on your part.
#305 to #304 - fuckyosixtyminutes (04/06/2014) [-]
i"m not sure what you mean by particular but there's definitely one side I see bitching and complaining more than the other about free market mutually agreed upon transactions.
User avatar #309 to #305 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/06/2014) [-]
Seeing one side bitching about it more doesn't make it poison to them. Wow, bringing up two points that counter a direct claim and an implicit one made by you is a spray and pray tactic? That's pretty ****** metaphorical firearm in that case.
#310 to #309 - fuckyosixtyminutes (04/06/2014) [-]
The "Bill Gates is a conservative" wasn't a counterpoint, it was just a non-sequiter. And anyone who has a problem with two people coming to a mutually beneficial agreement with their own property and assets is 100% a moron, period. And if you're going to pretend that one "side" politically reacts to those agreements differently than the other than this conversation is even further beneath me than I realized.
#219 to #13 - kez (04/06/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it was his bilions of dollars spent in aid to help fight against diseases and malaria and other countless life saving things he does that was being refered to.

Also, what is he gonna do? Spend money sending Apple products to them? nOr use the **** he has in his warehouse? Moron.
User avatar #199 to #13 - deezknuts (04/06/2014) [-]
OH GOD THATS AWFUL
User avatar #182 to #13 - chimpaflimp (04/06/2014) [-]
I prefer to think that he's connecting the world more. Microsoft products are easily repairable, cheaper than Apple **** , more durable, etc. All that AND with the creation of online takeaway services, people in Ethiopia or whatever won't starve anymore. "Ouagakakabooga, I am want of food" "No woories, Ungbokchokkia, we can usa de Burger King site now"! It's a joke, people. The last takeaway bit, that is.
#141 to #13 - asftrooper (04/06/2014) [-]
Better than those countries relying on apple technology.
#254 to #13 - fuckyosixtyminutes (04/06/2014) [-]
He does more for other people every second than you will in your entire life, SJW faggot.
#90 to #13 - Rascal (04/06/2014) [-]
that is one interpretation..

why not also that they are donating computers to people that could greatly benefit from their use? I don't know about that "dependent" label either. its not like changing from windows would ever really be necessary, but other operating systems aren't exactly hard to get used to.

but whatever, 2 sides to a coin. mine is the meh whatever side.
#119 - theflamingfire (04/06/2014) [-]
Wow what a dick
#107 - Jameshaich (04/06/2014) [-]
He was a brilliant business man and could exploit people. A cunt, yes. But he got **** done.

#341 to #107 - Rascal (04/07/2014) [-]
hate to invite goodwin's law on this one, but I've heard of a couple of chaps who "got stuff done" in the 30s and 40s...

#342 to #341 - Jameshaich (04/07/2014) [-]
Apple products =/= Dead Jews


Jews will love Apple products, they can somehow make money from them
#344 to #342 - Rascal (04/07/2014) [-]
and "getting 			****		 done" =/= being a good person. or even an acceptable person. the point was that success doesn't justify the means.   
   
   
<--- also, for your second half
and "getting **** done" =/= being a good person. or even an acceptable person. the point was that success doesn't justify the means.


<--- also, for your second half
User avatar #345 to #344 - Jameshaich (04/07/2014) [-]
I never said getting **** done meant they were a good person. I just said he get's stuff done
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