Stay Indoors Kids. Let us celebrate....by (us guys) staying indoors with our friends and play games n stuff... I don't trust those hoes, so I ride my own dick. women day lol
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#2 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
I don't trust those hoes, so I ride my own dick.
User avatar #40 to #2 - rokulda (03/08/2014) [-]
oh god sauce?
User avatar #78 to #40 - apexbossin (03/08/2014) [-]
Twitter
User avatar #79 to #78 - rokulda (03/08/2014) [-]
no video?
User avatar #80 to #79 - apexbossin (03/08/2014) [-]
Naw it was just a picture.
#16 to #2 - digitalmasterx (03/08/2014) [-]
oh my god ive been looking for this one
#50 to #16 - yarr (03/08/2014) [-]
He probably took it from that cringecompilation.
He probably took it from that cringecompilation.
#51 to #50 - digitalmasterx (03/08/2014) [-]
cept its not cringe, its ******* genious
User avatar #52 to #51 - yarr (03/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it was in the cringecompilation :^)
User avatar #82 to #52 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Yeah but I made the cringe compilations
#83 to #82 - yarr (03/08/2014) [-]
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#75 to #50 - mrsixinch (03/08/2014) [-]
holy 			****		 that gif
holy **** that gif
#132 to #75 - sefercil (03/08/2014) [-]
i know what you mean yo. most powerful gif i've ever seen. it can make my whole room flash.
i know what you mean yo. most powerful gif i've ever seen. it can make my whole room flash.
#17 to #2 - mrsnowballs (03/08/2014) [-]
Oh god I remember this
Oh god I remember this
#13 - LloydIrving (03/08/2014) [-]
But I'm a delivery driver...
User avatar #26 to #13 - theimmortalbrony (03/08/2014) [-]
At least you only have to deliver twice. That's Gabe Newell right?
User avatar #31 to #26 - lordmandy (03/08/2014) [-]
no it's just some random fat guy
#23 - clechyl (03/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #87 to #23 - folkflunky (03/08/2014) [-]
Maybe the car had no brakes or the accelerator got stuck.
User avatar #116 to #87 - spceinvdr (03/08/2014) [-]
Or maybe people just dont know how to drive their ******* cars.

If it's manual, just put it into neutral if the gas pedal gets stuck. You stop moving and the engine just revs its nuts off. If the brake pedal ***** you over, just downshift to slow it down, then crank the engine into a high gear to stall it out.

If its automatic, just put your foot under the pedal and wedge it back up. There's also and emergency brake in every car.

seriously no one knows how to operate their ******* vehicles.
#118 to #116 - folkflunky (03/08/2014) [-]
Man I don't even have a driving license because I'm not allowed to by law and you treat me like **** .
User avatar #121 to #118 - spceinvdr (03/08/2014) [-]
it's not you, I'm just pissed that any asshole can get behind the wheel of 2000 pounds of metal, and thinks they can maintain full control of this ******* thing while they talk on their phone, text, play games, read, do their ******* makeup, or whatever. It's ******* ******** . And then there's all these old people, dumb ass soccer moms, and jackasses who should never be allowed to operate anything with wheels larger than a matchbox car.
User avatar #123 to #121 - folkflunky (03/08/2014) [-]
I don't know all the ins and outs of driving but I'd never text and drive, nor play games, nor do anything other than driving while driving.
User avatar #125 to #123 - spceinvdr (03/08/2014) [-]
some people are incredibly stupid. They are valuing their life and their stupid **** above the lives of others and how their actions directly affect them.
User avatar #126 to #125 - folkflunky (03/08/2014) [-]
Every time I get a message while driving, I don't answer it, and if it's an emergency, I usually stop at the side of the road and call them.
User avatar #133 to #116 - clechyl (03/09/2014) [-]
Well to be fair, doing that in such a short period as in the gif would be quite a challenge.
#73 - ronrod (03/08/2014) [-]
Telling most of the users on here to "stay inside" is a bit redundant don't ya think?
#11 - anon (03/08/2014) [-]
When is international mans day?
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#56 to #11 - iridium ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Who cares? We're men, we don't need to designate a day to feel special about ourselves.
Who cares? We're men, we don't need to designate a day to feel special about ourselves.
User avatar #28 to #11 - rshowat ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Every other day except march 8th.
User avatar #25 to #11 - dabronydude (03/08/2014) [-]
nov 19
#24 to #11 - aryastarkismywaifu (03/08/2014) [-]
Every day
Every day
User avatar #109 - greenister (03/08/2014) [-]
I still dont get women's day. I understand the history, reasoning and so on.
I think everyone should be equal no matter the gender, so why do women have to be special and get a special day.
#128 - mytwocents (03/08/2014) [-]
> need to harvest some delicious red thumbs.
#115 - sulfurian (03/08/2014) [-]
Comments about women driving.
#1 - anon (03/07/2014) [-]
**** those leeches!
User avatar #6 - fuckgaryoak (03/08/2014) [-]
the google doodle today makes sense now
#84 - failtolawl (03/08/2014) [-]
The comments section
The comments section
User avatar #85 to #84 - majormayor (03/08/2014) [-]
What if they're not straight, physically and mentally disabled, and not Christian or atheist?
User avatar #96 to #85 - givememoarpony (03/08/2014) [-]
> implying Muslims are the oppressed and do not oppress up women

'Hahahahaha'
'oh wait you're serious let me laugh even harder'
'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha'
User avatar #97 to #96 - majormayor (03/08/2014) [-]
How about in the USA? Do they have it good there?
User avatar #98 to #97 - givememoarpony (03/08/2014) [-]
not at all, but better than iran or saudi arabia. dont say muslims are oppressed just because they are given bad looks by murkans because the world is not the usa, self-centered, usa-centered ijit.
User avatar #100 to #98 - majormayor (03/08/2014) [-]
How about Europe? Nationalism seems to have been on the rise there in the past several years, and they loathe Muslims.
User avatar #102 to #100 - givememoarpony (03/08/2014) [-]
however worse they have been, they are still better than moosleemz
#27 - clockworkhearts (03/08/2014) [-]
Wow, so original, women can't drive. I don't know how you came up with such a brilliant joke. Really, I'm in hysterics.
#38 to #27 - boothead (03/08/2014) [-]
Honestly if your race, gender, social standing, sexuality or religion needs a day to dedicate it then you are weak and pathetic and don't want equality you want people to acknowledge you so you feel better then they are.
User avatar #117 to #38 - disniggahere (03/08/2014) [-]
You do know these types of days are made to bring awareness of the past and present inequalities and to celebrate how far things have come. BTW this is INTERNATIONAL Women's Day, it is to bring awareness at how much work still needs to be done to bring equality to women on the global level.

I don't see how giving a day to a specific group of people or their cultures is an indication of their weakness
User avatar #69 to #38 - lumi (03/08/2014) [-]
There is a men's day also.
#113 to #69 - boothead (03/08/2014) [-]
Exactly.
#58 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (03/08/2014) [-]
Is this really necessary?
I looked it up, because I just now learned about this. They have a whole professional site about National Women's day.
I understand that women are fighting back against oppression and misogyny and all that stuff. But making it a goddamn holiday is just plain un-needed.
#81 to #58 - kcits (03/08/2014) [-]
I don't think it's a national holiday, but hell if I know. I think someone just said, "This would be a good idea," and no one paid attention. No woman I know would have known, if it wasn't for Facebook. But it's not fun being **** on by jokes like that all the time. There's a men's day, and apparently people are butthurt about THAT.
#74 to #58 - grandmabetty (03/08/2014) [-]
Apparently there's an international men's day too, in November.

That's kept rather quiet though, they don't want you to know about that holiday.

It's probably because men make better car accidents.
User avatar #120 to #74 - disniggahere (03/08/2014) [-]
Men's day is pretty well-known where i'm from, it's usually to bring awarenes to Prostate Cancer. and guys grow their moustaches for it
User avatar #92 to #58 - Sethorein (03/08/2014) [-]
is it hurting you?
User avatar #93 to #92 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (03/08/2014) [-]
I don't know. Does it have to physically affect me in order to have reason to question it?
User avatar #95 to #93 - Sethorein (03/08/2014) [-]
generally it should at least inconvenience you in some way before you should feel the need to try to put an end to it... Are girls taking a day to talk about how awesome they are really that big of a problem?
User avatar #99 to #95 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (03/08/2014) [-]
Welp, it's annoying. I'm sure you can agree.
Although it may not have been completely necessary, I feel that I should have reason to question a holiday (It is considered a holiday, by the way) that's about women celebrating the achievements of themselves.
It seems... Pompous.
User avatar #101 to #99 - Sethorein (03/08/2014) [-]
we have an international men's day too y'know... it's just a break from the monotony of the day to day. There are no parades for this holiday, schools still run, it's not like it's bloody christmas. What's even annoying about it? That girls on facebook are putting up links that highlight women's accomplishments? It's not like an "international, let's cull the cis male scum day"...
#103 to #101 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (03/08/2014) [-]
So there is an international men's day as well...
Well that changes some of my thoughts on the whole situation. That still doesn't mean I no longer think it's pretty unnecessary to have a holiday about one's gender.
User avatar #106 to #103 - Sethorein (03/08/2014) [-]
Well what makes it into the realm of events that you'd deam legitimate? Like, black history month, gay pride, flag day... What's the scale of validity here?
User avatar #107 to #106 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (03/08/2014) [-]
Never said those weren't unnecessary in my opinion as well. I'm not just targeting these gender holidays.
Many holidays are pretty unnecessary if you think about it.
User avatar #110 to #107 - Sethorein (03/08/2014) [-]
while I applaud you on consistency, damn our world would be boring if like... the only days we ever made holidays were religious ones and like... memorial day...
User avatar #111 to #110 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (03/08/2014) [-]
You got me on that one.
I dunno, when it comes to gender and sexual orientation, I just don't think it's something worth making a holiday over.
#12 - infinitereaper (03/08/2014) [-]
Now I'm not saying that women can't drive, but listen to this,
My Mother has been in car accidents 3 times in her entire life, one time was my fathers fault, he was sleeping and woke up freaked out and rammed us the side of an oil truck, that was the first time I escaped death
There were two more,
one was we got hit at 25 miles per hour on the side
the other was leaving a school

Now all those accidents weren't my mothers fault
but guess who hit my mother's car both of those other times?

Women.

so I dunno, maybe it's just biology, women and men have different centers of gravity for example, or maybe it's all ********
User avatar #30 to #12 - wheteverlol (03/08/2014) [-]
It the way most women think and act that makes most of them bad drivers, not all however.

1. Most women think that the should have priority because of their sex. That's why they always stick their cars too far out when checking the traffic, or when leaving their parking spot.

2. Most women have it hard to do one thing at the time and think about all kinds of stuff while driving (or checking stores).

What I'm getting at is that women that have a mindset of a man drive better, from what I've seen.
#48 to #30 - anon (03/08/2014) [-]
From scientific analysis, women are better multitaskers: www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7896385/Scientists-prove-that-women-are-better-at-multitasking-than-men.html
Aside from people's personal experiences, women are statistically better drivers: editorial.autos.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=788126
Call me what you will, but your sexist views based upon petty evidence of only your view is not valid.
User avatar #54 to #48 - wheteverlol (03/08/2014) [-]
Also note that both of my sister's crashes were with stationary targets, one with a road light and the other on some kind of wall. These things don't get accounted in statistics.

Call me what you will he sais, and then proceeds to call me sexist for stating what I've seen so far.
User avatar #65 to #57 - wheteverlol (03/08/2014) [-]
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No female drivers for the past decade have managed to qualify as a F1 driver, how's that for research?
User avatar #60 to #57 - wheteverlol (03/08/2014) [-]
I never said I base what I said from my research. Are you realy expecting everyone talking on the internet to do research on everything before stating his beliefs?
User avatar #49 to #48 - wheteverlol (03/08/2014) [-]
I know that women are better multitaskers, I'm pretty sure everyone knows that.

The statistics are based on crashes and violations and as I said crashing (and violating the law even moreso) is not the way to see who drives better. If we had a contest in which a thousand contestants from both sexes had to drive on certain speed and avoid hitting things, I think from what I've seen so far men would win.

And yes my "sexist" views are based on what I've expirienced. My grandfather had a record of no crashes in 50+ years of driving. My father has one crash and that was because of ice on the road. I have no crashes yet in 2 years of driving. My sister has 2 crashes in 4 years of driving and my mother I think has 4 or 5. And the list goes on and on with friends and relatives.
User avatar #33 to #30 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/08/2014) [-]
Teenage boys are charged more on car insurance because they get in crashes more.
#127 to #33 - anon (03/08/2014) [-]
Actually they charge teenage boys more, not because they get in more crashes. It is simply because men tend to get in higher priced crashes and speeds, whereas women end up in "slow speed"...fender benders...parking lots *bumps. This ends up being the case till, depending on the insurance company...men reach a certain age somewhere between 25-30 or ( for some companies) they become fathers or get married (most companies). I guess statistically they are safer drivers when there is more at stake. *shrug But hey...both sexes get mark downs for grade point average as well, so study hard. lol
User avatar #41 to #33 - wheteverlol (03/08/2014) [-]
That's because teenage boys like speeding.
User avatar #43 to #41 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/08/2014) [-]
if women were worse drivers they'd also have higher car insurance.
User avatar #44 to #43 - wheteverlol (03/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, the moment an insurance company decided to change their plans and have women drivers pay more money all hell would brake loose.
User avatar #46 to #44 - tgbacon (03/08/2014) [-]
Actually women's insurance rates are going up and men's are going down so it's starting to equalize.
User avatar #45 to #44 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/08/2014) [-]
Not if the pointed it out that they did it for guys too.
User avatar #47 to #45 - wheteverlol (03/08/2014) [-]
Maybe, I wouldn't bet on that though.

Also crashes and driving bad is not the same thing. If you drive very slow you can't crash as easily as when speeding. So comparing insurance policies is not realy the way to go.
#55 to #47 - anon (03/08/2014) [-]
Okay all I'm hearing from this conversation is
"Actually there's research that says women get in less crashes"
"Getting into crashes and bad driving isn't the same. Men could be better drivers if they wanted to they just don't want to thus men are better drivers because biology."
User avatar #59 to #55 - wheteverlol (03/08/2014) [-]
Basicaly yes but as I said it's not biology its the way women and men think. Different mindset, not biology.
User avatar #42 to #12 - sergeantnovak (03/08/2014) [-]
I don't know, I'm told men have better spatial awareness, but of course are more prone to 'testosterone induced' actions. With women having lower insurance rates, they might technically be safer drivers, though they also can be dangerous for other reasons.
User avatar #62 to #42 - XAssassin (03/08/2014) [-]
I mean I guess
User avatar #64 to #63 - XAssassin (03/08/2014) [-]
WOW
User avatar #67 to #66 - XAssassin (03/08/2014) [-]
Where the hell is minimum wage 15 dollars
#68 to #67 - sergeantnovak (03/08/2014) [-]
Transporter Room
User avatar #70 to #68 - XAssassin (03/08/2014) [-]
WHo
#71 to #70 - sergeantnovak (03/08/2014) [-]
Just chill.
User avatar #72 to #71 - XAssassin (03/08/2014) [-]
Nope 2close2summer
#29 to #12 - animedudej ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
my dad was in an accident where he lost his left front tire in november

i think the last car accident my mother had was around 25 years ago... she did get sued but when they got into court the judge just facepalmed as there was no evidence that the other car was "Totaled" all in all the moral of the story is to allways take the info of anyone involved in the accident and take pictures
User avatar #37 to #29 - admiralshepard (03/08/2014) [-]
I have absolutely no clue what that image is from, but I like it.
#61 to #37 - animedudej ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt... it's Kneesocks
User avatar #53 to #12 - iridium ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Men naturally have deeper vision, while women have more colorful vision. Women have generally slower reaction times than men.
But frankly I don't believe any physiological reason is much of an excuse, because you can always make adjustments to be safer on the road. Don't have the best reaction times? Drive somewhat slower and farther behind the car in front of you. Have a reckless attitude? Don't drive. Those apply to both sexes as well.
User avatar #14 to #12 - theincrediblegoose (03/08/2014) [-]
"Now I'm not saying that women can't drive. But women can't drive. Or maybe they can."

- Your comment
#130 - firstresponder (03/08/2014) [-]
wow this is 			*******		 hilarious.
wow this is ******* hilarious.
#7 - sketchysketchist (03/08/2014) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at OH GOD, WHY **

For a second I thought today was feminism day based on the google thing.
Though I'm okay with women getting a day.
Even though they already get a whole month dedicated to the women who've accomplished **** in history and a day for the women who gave birth to us, I guess they deserve to get credit for simply being women.
Though I look forward to international men's day...it's not happening? Oh well, at least I can look forward to male history mont-...no? Well at least I'll get a bitchin' gift on father's day...once I have kids.... **** ....
User avatar #91 to #7 - ilovehitler (03/08/2014) [-]
Oh no, how very oppressed you must be.
Man the **** up and grow a pair.
User avatar #112 to #91 - sketchysketchist (03/08/2014) [-]
I'm not saying men are being oppressed.
I'm saying women are getting a lot of respect from everyone, and yet feminazis complain about how men don't respect women and how oppressed they are.
#32 to #7 - clockworkhearts (03/08/2014) [-]
I don't know what's worse, your 			******		 comment or the fact that you try to justify your blatant misogyny and sense of entitlement with "I'm okay with women getting a day"
I don't know what's worse, your ****** comment or the fact that you try to justify your blatant misogyny and sense of entitlement with "I'm okay with women getting a day"
User avatar #124 to #32 - jubbehhh (03/08/2014) [-]
EUPHORIC
#10 to #7 - anon (03/08/2014) [-]
There is an international men's day. November 19th. What's said is that it gets so little press by comparison that most people don't even know it exists.
User avatar #5 - carlsforcedhunger (03/08/2014) [-]
this is funny i actually seen 5 wrecks on the interstate today.
#77 - anon (03/08/2014) [-]
Men are better drivers? That would explain why my dad has gotten in idiotic accidents and almost rammed the people in front of him because he didn't brake.

And my mom... only one because some man behind her was on his phone and rammed the back of the car.


Funny.
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