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#71 - lamanad
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I'm an atheist. Prove me wrong. I dare you.
#139 to #71 - anon id: 2b8f9cdc
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"Prove I'm not an atheist."

Have you ever on an account been surprised, jumped up and and said, without dropping anything, "Oh my god!!"

See where I'm headed?

You don't even have a fedora to drop in the first place.
User avatar #176 to #71 - negativeone
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I'm agnostic. Prove me wrong. I dare you.
#179 to #71 - anon id: c49333a8
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There is no way to explain whose right and who is wrong as a christian I may go to hell for this (if there is one... now i might really go there) but the best way i can describe it, at least for myself, is that i just believe and believing fills me with happiness. I might be wrong and all that awaits me is the black abyss of death or to quote the picture a Flying Spaghetti Monster who knows but, until that moment, I'd like to think that there is more for us after death then to fall into the background hum of the universe (To quote Welcome to Nightvale)   
   
Also pick unrelated i just wanted to throw up a random one sitting in my bin.
There is no way to explain whose right and who is wrong as a christian I may go to hell for this (if there is one... now i might really go there) but the best way i can describe it, at least for myself, is that i just believe and believing fills me with happiness. I might be wrong and all that awaits me is the black abyss of death or to quote the picture a Flying Spaghetti Monster who knows but, until that moment, I'd like to think that there is more for us after death then to fall into the background hum of the universe (To quote Welcome to Nightvale)

Also pick unrelated i just wanted to throw up a random one sitting in my bin.
User avatar #180 to #71 - geese
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you cannot prove god doesn't exist any more than you can prove he exists.
User avatar #74 to #71 - tuckthisphit
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if god isnt exist,then why feet shoes ?
#171 to #71 - fingledingles
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If god is no, then why is when?   
   
Christians 99999999   
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If god is no, then why is when?

Christians 99999999
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#101 to #71 - twotwelve
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If evolution is true, then how come the Mankeys on route 3 haven't evolved into humans yet?
User avatar #191 to #101 - shema
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but then i was like if things came out of the ocean then why are there still fish.
User avatar #190 to #101 - shema
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also when i was like 7 this had me stunned. for years.
User avatar #103 to #101 - lamanad
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More of this, please.
#172 to #71 - singsing
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Well you see, there's a book.
#142 to #71 - kotetsulovesfj
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Believe whatever you want to. I don't give a **** what your beliefs are.
#147 to #71 - mvtjets
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#140 to #71 - jaydarkwater
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I am Christian and you are entitled to your own opinion. Good day Sir.
User avatar #141 to #140 - lamanad
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First real human here. Thank you for showing me that they exist.
User avatar #170 to #140 - zombifier
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opinion backed by historical evidence, all you have is a book
#175 to #170 - jaydarkwater
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I have a lot of books. There are many reasons I think the way I do, and they are not worth getting into on a site like Funnyjunk.
Being a good Christian (and a good person really) means being tolerant of everyone, regardless of religion, race etc. but for future reference, don't be That Guy. You know the one.
User avatar #77 to #71 - fishinyourface
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if God isn't real, then why is his name, backwards, man's best friend?
#80 to #71 - spleed
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if god doesnt exist, then who was bible?
User avatar #82 to #71 - sienimies
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If god doesn't exist, how come our hands fit perfectly in gloves?
#83 to #71 - shema
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demonstrate the truth to you? we don't even know how the moon was made. its all theories. how can you say that what you know is true? only in recent years have atom quartz been alphabetized.
User avatar #92 to #83 - tonicwater
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I don't think you understand the definition of a theory.
User avatar #96 to #92 - shema
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....that's like saying if we all vote on a definition then that makes it a fact.
User avatar #102 to #96 - tonicwater
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Explain
User avatar #108 to #102 - shema
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umm ok . sure. he said i don't under stand the word theory. so i goggled define it. it says a supposition or a system of ideas intended to explain something, esp. one based on general principles independent of the thing to be explained. That makes me think i'm going to have to accept the opinions of the hundreds of rednecks that surround me and accept the separation of body and spirit.
User avatar #145 to #108 - tonicwater
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So you are willing to discredit thousands of "rednecks" (PhD educated scientists) because you do not want to believe that one book that was supposedly written by a divine being is wrong? You can not even prove who wrote the bible. You are just accepting the opinion of a different group of people. My acceptance is based in logic, whereas yours is based in spirituality. I just want you to understand that a scientific theory is not just something that some crackpot thought up somewhere. In order for something to be classified as a theory, it needs to be tested repeatedly by different people under different conditions and achieve the same results every time. If any valid experiment gets different results, the theory is trashed. The only reason theories are not scientific laws is because we have not been able to physically observe them. You can not say that something is "just a theory" and automatically assume that it is not true.
User avatar #157 to #145 - lamanad
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Don't bother with this asshole. He's too stupid to make a valid argument. Or any argument, for that matter.
User avatar #154 to #145 - shema
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are you not assuming that i'm assuming that its not true?

on the moon my thing is just look at the material.

other then that. lamanad is actually agnostic and he knows it.

and no. im not going to discredit them.

look man this girl i went to school with i saw on her face book say that she wishes that she could get a chip in her son.

that is the type of people im talking about rednecks.
User avatar #107 to #83 - capslockrage
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Actually we do know how the moon was made.

A large meteor crashed into earth breaking off a large chunk that is now the moon.

Over time it became round, just like all planets, and stayed in our orbit.
User avatar #113 to #107 - shema
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User avatar #114 to #113 - shema
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ahahha rst
User avatar #112 to #107 - shema
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man i hate to break it to you but that is not a fact.
User avatar #166 to #112 - capslockrage
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doesn't matter, it's the most likely explanation and there is no real reason to believe otherwise.
User avatar #169 to #166 - shema
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hmm. . . r u rasta? just go with the flow?
User avatar #186 to #169 - capslockrage
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No.
User avatar #187 to #186 - shema
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hmmm...
User avatar #188 to #187 - capslockrage
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Are you the type of person that doesn't believe in a scientific theory no matter what just because it's not technically a fact?

I mean we know that is how the moon was formed, we just can't prove it, to believe any other theory is just silly.
User avatar #189 to #188 - shema
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no i'm not that type.
User avatar #90 to #83 - lamanad
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What if the universe began from the "Big Bang" and slowly formed into what we see today? What if the evolutionary theory is also how Earth progressed from its dawn of life into the organisms that we observe now? What if the entire universe came to where it is by perfectly scientific and physically possible means? But now, listen to this. What if a deity or god was what determined the physical properties of everything to be perfect to allow life to exist? What if it was the work of a deity to make every evolutionary change in each organism throughout time to help them survive? What if this deity also was what caused the "Big Bang" to happen subsequently resulting in the universe beginning to turn into what it is now? What I'm trying to say is if you believe in a god, then you don't have to outright reject scientific findings if they don't match up with whatever "holy" book that you've decided to follow. On the other side of that, however, it is absolutely wrong to say that current scientific findings disprove the possibility of a deity. As far as where we humans are in the understanding of the universe, origin is a complete mystery. We have nowhere near enough evidence to point to a specific, completely correct answer. NOT ONE HUMAN ON EARTH THAT IS ALIVE RIGHT NOW KNOWS EXACTLY HOW THE UNIVERSE CAME TO BE. We as a race must accept this and realize that debating false realities does not make us any closer to finding the truth. I believe that if this one thing can be done, then it would give everyone one less thing to hate people for. Isn't that what everyone wants?

TL DR: You're ignorant. Accept it.
User avatar #93 to #90 - shema
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lol u r agnostic accept it.
User avatar #94 to #93 - shema
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also. the big bang like you said. yes. a theory. i like the big bounce.
User avatar #95 to #94 - lamanad
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Do you even English? Go back to church.
User avatar #98 to #95 - shema
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there is no church for you. so you convince your own mind that it is ok to think there is nothing. When really.. you don't even know what you think.

you don't know what to think because you have no faith.

User avatar #106 to #98 - lamanad
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"Have no faith". Go the **** away you ignorant piece of absolute dick.
User avatar #111 to #106 - shema
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? ur an atheist? yes or no
User avatar #115 to #111 - lamanad
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Atheism is anything but lack of faith. Now go read a book that isn't in the fantasy genre.
User avatar #116 to #115 - shema
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you cant even answer a yes no question.

how you you expect me to take you serious.
User avatar #124 to #116 - lamanad
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I don't care what religious ideas you have. I don't care whether you're tall, short, male, female, white, black, orange, yellow, purple, straight, gay, fat, skinny, big, small, or a ******* toaster. You are the type of person that if I was in the room with you, I would immediately unleash an explosion of **** you upon your face with my fists, feet, elbows, knees, and forehead. Not because you might be religious, but because you're just really stupid, and there's no place on earth for people like you.
User avatar #134 to #124 - shema
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lol getting a little heated? still waiting on that answer.
User avatar #97 to #95 - shema
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No, Tis is not English.
User avatar #100 to #97 - lamanad
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Go be retarded somewhere else. You haven't made a single decent point yet, and you're showing no promise. Well done. Now **** off.
User avatar #105 to #100 - shema
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lol bam. like that and now you have shut down. i think this is because you know.

you tell me that there is a big bang and could be gods and all that. you said that. not me.


#85 to #71 - dsrtpnk
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Well...


There's a book for that
#89 to #85 - lamanad
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There's also a book for this. Good try though.
#120 to #89 - animedudej
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Greek mythology? i prefer Viking Mythology...
#126 to #120 - lamanad
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As do I, actually
User avatar #127 to #89 - alfonshister
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You know that you're thrying to fit in the role the port is showing?
User avatar #131 to #127 - lamanad
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That doesn't make any sense. Please reconsider what you're trying to say, and then get back to me once you figure it out.
User avatar #132 to #131 - alfonshister
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look at #127
User avatar #128 to #127 - alfonshister
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*post wtf
User avatar #118 to #71 - jellybob
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thisisbait.jpg
#75 to #71 - biscuitsunited
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If god isn't real, how can god save the queen?
#174 to #75 - anon id: 9679c822
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oh then i got it wrong, i was thinking he took my time and money and then killed the queen my mistake Louis XIV - God Killed The Queen(With Lyrics)
User avatar #138 to #75 - saltyfries
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did someone say god save the Queen?
Bad News Barrett WWE Theme Song - Rebel Son (Excellent Quality)
User avatar #19 - mostlyshits
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No
please don't taint pastafarianism
all we want is peace
#31 to #19 - iphraem
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arr pastafarians unite.
User avatar #168 to #19 - toosexyforyou
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Do people not understand that in order for Christianity to be accepted is for society to accept Pastafarianism? If you say that Pastafarianism should not be considered a religion because of its silly origin and outlandish claims, then you are also saying that Christianity also cannot be considered a religion because of the same reasons.
User avatar #51 to #19 - sirformidio
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No, Jediism only wishes for peace.
Pastafarianism was made literally to make fun of religions.
User avatar #52 to #19 - theshadowed
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But its a 'religion' whose aim it is to mock actual religions
User avatar #192 to #52 - mostlyshits
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Not true
the book [origin] was made in a time when the writer didn't want creationism to be taught in public school and so he wrote this book as a sort of bible to make a message about fact being told in school, not faith. It isn't for mocking religion. It is a lighthearted stab at religion to combat creationism being taught in school.
User avatar #20 to #19 - bendingtimeisgood
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The blasphemer shall be strangled with His glorious, noodly appendage.
#193 to #20 - Blasphemer
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No, noodles nooooooooooooooooooooooooo........
#33 to #19 - tomjay
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as if pastafarianism wasn't the ultimate neckbeard lovechild from the day one...
#15 - godtwomany
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That looks like tom cruise.
#65 to #15 - legitimately
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User avatar #23 to #15 - edraham
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It's because the original meme took his face!
#3 - anon id: f0ed0e30
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Gen 3 pony
#14 to #3 - anon id: 66111dac
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Gen 3 pony
User avatar #22 to #3 - cottage
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jokeexplain
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Gen 3/3.5 is the generation that causes nightmares. Gen 4 is the "brony" one.
User avatar #133 to #3 - jamiemsm
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i dont see the difference?
User avatar #28 to #3 - anonymoose
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Gen 3 is for little girls.

GOD! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING!
#11 to #3 - amil
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User avatar #38 - derpsenderp
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I'm not sure why Atheism is on there, would fit more with someone who is extremely religious imo.
#41 to #38 - anon id: ba03d6b3
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2 reasons to thumb you up, and it aint the username.
User avatar #54 to #38 - karson
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I'm gonna disagree and say it's 50/50 either way. talk about your religion a lot? you're annoying.
talk about how you don't have a religion and ridicule others for having religion? you're annoying.

but I have to admit, I see about 3 aggressive atheists for every 1 aggressive theist. On funnyjunk, at least.
User avatar #194 to #54 - derpsenderp
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Really? I haven't seen any aggressive atheists on here.
User avatar #195 to #194 - karson
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I consider both types to be rather rare, when it comes to religion, a surprising majority of users are quite respectful. but generally when you see an aggressive theist, the aggressive atheists show up, and vice versa.

I thumbed up both your comments since people thumbed you down.
User avatar #18 - indecisivejew
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I hate that everyone assumes that people who don't believe in god are argumentative assholes.

I don't give a **** what you people believe.
User avatar #58 to #18 - ietam
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Oh no , people have unfound prejudices on the internet , who would have thought
#50 to #18 - dangler
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If you don't give a **** what people believe then why do you hate it when people believe things about what others believe?
If you ask me, you seem to be a little.... Indecisive...
#149 to #50 - indecisivejew
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You got me.
#99 - jalthelas
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#44 - fareastbrainseer
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Hasn't FJ gotten tired of this stereotype yet? Haha, yeah, there are some people like this, but really I feel like it got old a long time ago.

>inb4 humorless bandwagoners calling me a neckbeard.
#46 to #44 - gercornholio
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*tips fedora*
No. I totally agree
#117 - harbingerwolf
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Atheism does not equal being a cunt.
Atheism does not equal being a cunt.
User avatar #119 to #117 - dragostarc
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How long have you been on this site?
User avatar #121 to #119 - harbingerwolf
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Joined the same year as you, why?
User avatar #123 to #121 - dragostarc
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I think you know by now most athiests on this site are cunts. At least the ones who complain about religion
User avatar #125 to #123 - harbingerwolf
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I dont see many of them, i just see people liken atheists to the typical neck beard fedora wearing stereotypes.
User avatar #122 to #117 - gmarrox
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No, but equating religion to intolerance and ignorance, and assuming religious people are incapable of individual thought, like a good portion of atheist community on the internet does, is.

User avatar #135 to #122 - Zyklone
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Just like equating Athiesm to intolerance and ignorance, and assuming Athiests are incapable of individual thought, like a good portion of Christains on the internet do
User avatar #136 to #135 - gmarrox
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I never said it doesn't go both ways.
#152 to #136 - anon id: 0b36b9b3
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Then I see this, generalizing people, man, stahp.

User avatar #156 to #152 - gmarrox
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When I say "a good portion" it means a reasonable number of people, not all people associated with that group.

I didn't generalize anyone. A reasonable number of FunnyJunk users are gay. According to you, that statement means I believe all FJ users are gay. Which I'm at least 35% sure isn't the case.
#150 to #122 - anon id: 0b36b9b3
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******* ******** stop generalizing people you cunt, you're doing the same ting you say the atheists do.
#37 - drekinn
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hahaha he's fat and therefore his philosophical ideas are worse than mine. (ok i understand they are grown up man children, but what does atheism have to with it?)
#40 to #37 - feratrox
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It's more about being the kind of person who believes being an atheist makes you smarter than the sheep, and acting as if it's a way of life (seriously, what do all those atheism organizations do all day? do they just meet every second thirsday of the month and not believe in god for 3 hours?)
User avatar #49 to #40 - christmouth
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Discuss? Make friends? The atheism organization in my country was founded, because a lot of people had this prejudice that atheists are worse people than religious people.

I know people, who think that the concept of hell is what is keeping people in check, but atheists don't have this belief, so the people who have that thought are inclined to think that atheists are bad people. This is were the organization came in place. It shows these people that atheists are just regular people with steady families and jobs.
User avatar #42 to #40 - drekinn
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hahahaha they probably just do what religious people do when they get together, just talk about their interests and make friends. this is a stupid war, everybody has a reason for believing what they do.
#64 to #42 - anon id: 8ab5046a
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It's called brainwashing.