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Spread Legs Dilemma

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You
HESS.
smiley .
AITI Mates.
We Begun silently back against jerks M the subway
we sit as spread out as possible. Basically I match your
stance
This guy was sitting m the train with his knees swayed and
his hands en the seat to either side M him. eel sanity
hacked up into the seat next to him inning him to either
move his hand have me sit en it Then I spread my knees
equally wine and stuck my Finn's out just as tar.
it' s new ' tattle this makes men.
Eventually he timed his knees more an I closed mine.) The
ladies ac ross tmm me noticed this silent warfare and were
slightly contused When he got mt the train and I sat
like a "lady" they realized when I did and gannon at me.
Yep This IS my new thing in do m the subway-
a little reset I like u
passt hey
YOU knew why most guys sit like at?
it' s a may language signal known as a "crotch display" and it' s used
in shew / temperate.
This is why guys get when wemen do this, and also why
women are we to sit “like a lady" - i: basically. minaret the crnnch
away. When wemen deli. they' re telling all the dunes that they' re
either stronger or m equal standing with them.
en may right thh ladies! Go for It.
Alt)
WE DO NOT SIT WITH OUT LEGS SPREAD BECAUSE WE WANT TO
SEXUALLY DOMINATE THE SCENE' OR WHATEVER YOU
WANT TO COME UP WITH
WE SIT LIKE THAT BECAUSE WE HAVE TESTICLES IN THE MIDDLE
THAT ARE FUCKING SENSITIVE TO HEAT AND PRESSURE. MAKING IT
MORE COMFORTABLE TC) SPREAD CUR LEGS.
WE CLOSE SILIUS WHEN YOU '" US BECAUSE WE REALISE YOU
WANT MORE SPACE AND St) WE BE POLITE AND GIVE IT To YOU
WE SIT LIKE THIS ANYWHERE
ARE WE OPRESSED YOU WHEN WE SIT LIKE THIS ON OUR DWN.
IN PRIVATE?
JESUS FUCK
NOT EVERYTHING IS THE GODDAMN PATRIARCHY
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