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#15 - bitchesbanthymine (11/08/2013) [-]
You don't wanna 			****		 with this guy.
You don't wanna **** with this guy.
User avatar #45 to #15 - RoyalNightmare (11/08/2013) [-]
Some men just want to listen to Golden Oldies while the world burns.
User avatar #3 - strangemoo (11/08/2013) [-]
He reminds me of the Mole guy from the Simpsons.
No idea what his name is.
User avatar #4 to #3 - soggytoastie (11/08/2013) [-]
mole man...
#5 to #3 - xaxoz (11/08/2013) [-]
Hans Moleman
User avatar #26 to #5 - fukkendragonite (11/08/2013) [-]
nobody's gay for moleman
User avatar #12 to #5 - strangemoo (11/08/2013) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #6 - RisenLichen (11/08/2013) [-]
Jenkins is a fish, some bigger fish can weigh a lot

Spongebob is a ******* sponge.
#10 to #6 - anon (11/08/2013) [-]
He's a sponge... underwater...

and sponges ABSORB water...

wouldn't that make him heavier?
User avatar #14 to #10 - thegrimreaver (11/08/2013) [-]
Nope. Holding a dry sponge in your hand, what's it filled with? Air. What's surrounding it? Air.

Put it underwater, what's the sponge full of? Water. What's surrounding it? Water.

Since in each instance the sponge is filled with the same stuff surrounding it, that added mass inside the sponge is cancelled out.
#34 to #6 - seras (11/08/2013) [-]
It's a cartoon.
#23 - ButtonFly ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
Watch out, gang!
#25 to #23 - Dwarf (11/08/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at He came prepared ** IT'S SPONGEBOB!
#39 - electrickwalrus ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - victhree ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
Eye color black.
EYE COLOR BLACK.
#24 to #18 - anon (11/08/2013) [-]
He took off his glasses once and has beady black eyes.
#29 - bdowns (11/08/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #6552969 at Safe For Work Random Board **
User avatar #51 - murrlogic (11/08/2013) [-]
Spongebob Wiki is disturbingly detailed
User avatar #54 to #51 - mayormilkman (11/08/2013) [-]
It's in a need for better editors. There's a lot of mock-worthy things on there, especially the trivia sections.
User avatar #55 to #54 - murrlogic (11/08/2013) [-]
Most of the side characters have ******* page long bios.
+3
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User avatar #37 - rzrback (11/08/2013) [-]
How I read this...

'Height - 4 inches' 'Height - Black'
User avatar #46 - SubjectThree (11/08/2013) [-]
Wait! So is spongebob weighs just one ounce...and he regularly lifts everything from a spatula to heavy oak barrels to 200+ lb. people...


That means he can lift more than 2000x his own body weight! Spongebob lifts like a sponge boss!
User avatar #57 to #46 - advicedude (11/08/2013) [-]
Physics
#36 - anon (11/08/2013) [-]
There's like 3 different Old Man Jenkins too.
#7 - anon (11/08/2013) [-]
ehhhh i dont wanna be a burden
User avatar #27 - bjornkrage (11/08/2013) [-]
uh...

i'm not too good with my imperial measurements, but isn't an ounce a volume measurement like gallons or pints?
#28 to #27 - ronjeremysweiner (11/08/2013) [-]
it can be both
User avatar #42 to #27 - Haentar (11/08/2013) [-]
1 oz is supposed to be the weight of 1 cm^3 of water at STP
User avatar #30 to #27 - bagguhsleep (11/08/2013) [-]
1 oz = 1 cm^3 in terms of volume
1 oz = 1/16 of a pound in terms of weight

kind of a dumb system.
#64 - anon (12/01/2013) [-]
also plankton's 2" making him half spongebob's height
User avatar #58 - mangostormlegend (11/08/2013) [-]
What are these in grams/kilograms?
#60 to #58 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (11/09/2013) [-]
I may be wrong but I think that old man Jenkins would be around 700Kg? again, I may be wrong there.
#61 to #60 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (11/09/2013) [-]
maybe more like 600-650 kg?
#48 - anon (11/08/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 28** my weight
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