South Korea Strikes Back
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prozacjellybeans (01/11/2016) [-] Ho. Lee. **** .
Lemme tell you a story.
My dad is involved with Taekwondo New Zealand and recently, there were a group of Korean masters who came over to monitor development and see the sights. They stopped by my dad's place on their first night and showed us a game Koreans like to play. You rest your knuckles against each others, like a fist bump, then one person pulls back and punches the other's hand as hard as they can. This continues until one person pussies out. The pussy?
Has to drink a tall glass of this weird fruit milk **** , they love the stuff and one person will go through a 600ml bottle in an evening, no sweat. The don't even care that it's like 30% alc volume. Jesus they can drink.... And punch.....
Lemme tell you a story.
My dad is involved with Taekwondo New Zealand and recently, there were a group of Korean masters who came over to monitor development and see the sights. They stopped by my dad's place on their first night and showed us a game Koreans like to play. You rest your knuckles against each others, like a fist bump, then one person pulls back and punches the other's hand as hard as they can. This continues until one person pussies out. The pussy?
Has to drink a tall glass of this weird fruit milk **** , they love the stuff and one person will go through a 600ml bottle in an evening, no sweat. The don't even care that it's like 30% alc volume. Jesus they can drink.... And punch.....
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admiralaverage (01/11/2016) [-]
600ml is 24 standard shots and it's 75% the strength of average vodka.
That puts it at an equivalent of 18 shots of vodka.
It's not the most ridiculous drinking story I've ever heard but I'd be pretty wasted after 18 shots of vodka
That puts it at an equivalent of 18 shots of vodka.
It's not the most ridiculous drinking story I've ever heard but I'd be pretty wasted after 18 shots of vodka
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carrotpotato (23 hours ago) [-]
Aren't shots 4cl? At least where I've been drinking. So that would only be 15 shots of that stuff, 12 shots of vodka. Over the course of one night.
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admiralaverage (23 hours ago) [-]
I guess it depends where you're from, I did a quick google search when you replied and It looks like in the UK (where I am) 25ml is the legal measure so that a bar can't serve you less than you paid for when you ask for "a shot"
anyway thats what I would treat a standard shot as.
anyway thats what I would treat a standard shot as.
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brobathehutt (01/11/2016) [-] Everything about that situation sounds pretty normal, though.
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iscrewbabies ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
600ml of something that is 30% isn't really that much though.
You should see the relatives from my mother's side drink.
I'm 21, and I had to take an hour long break to sleep just so I'd have a small chance of keeping up with 30-60 year old people. 1L vodka went in less than an hour and there was 4 people drinking it, then we finished a 24 case of beer, a 6pack, and a few other beers that were found in the fridge for when we went to the sauna, around 7.4 liters of wine, some other **** that I don't know what is called in English, and I think that may be it. That was during like 12 hours or so and with 4 people drinking. 3 more drank a bit, but they only took like 1-2 shots of vodka each and maybe a glass of wine. By the end of the night I was completely plastered, while my relatives were still thinking of going to the sauna but couldn't be arsed to because we ran out of alcohol. Oh, right, I also went to a club for a bit with one relative and got 2 beers there also for the both of us.
You should see the relatives from my mother's side drink.
I'm 21, and I had to take an hour long break to sleep just so I'd have a small chance of keeping up with 30-60 year old people. 1L vodka went in less than an hour and there was 4 people drinking it, then we finished a 24 case of beer, a 6pack, and a few other beers that were found in the fridge for when we went to the sauna, around 7.4 liters of wine, some other **** that I don't know what is called in English, and I think that may be it. That was during like 12 hours or so and with 4 people drinking. 3 more drank a bit, but they only took like 1-2 shots of vodka each and maybe a glass of wine. By the end of the night I was completely plastered, while my relatives were still thinking of going to the sauna but couldn't be arsed to because we ran out of alcohol. Oh, right, I also went to a club for a bit with one relative and got 2 beers there also for the both of us.
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prozacjellybeans (19 hours ago) [-] Different to bloody knuckles, these are Taekwondo masters remember
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nickelakon ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-] Thats because drinking is like one of the only things you can do there.
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banfio (01/11/2016) [-] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption_per_capita
dont be an idiot, stereotypes exist for a reason, but stereotypes for whole regions of the world cant be applied to specifics within that region
dont be an idiot, stereotypes exist for a reason, but stereotypes for whole regions of the world cant be applied to specifics within that region
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felttipwizard ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-] I'm surprised how low down the UK is honestly, most people I know drink like they don't want to live. Maybe being an alcoholic makes you meet these people though
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thememegod (01/11/2016) [-] I really really wanna know this songs name. Some funky fresh stuff mayne.
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felttipwizard ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Actually I just read that again, "other" under the UK is listed as 7%, despite it being the best place in the world to get good cider, I'm going to have to say this can't be too accurate.
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clannadqs (01/11/2016) [-] That doesn't mean anything. If I casually drink two or three beers every meal every week I will utterly **** on the amount of alcohol I would be drinking if I just had two nights of demolishing alcohol with my buddies. The thing is, the me that only drinks twice a week close to blacking out could hold a drastically larger amount of alcohol compared to the me that drinks every meal. You would be amazed how much alcohol even females can hold at US universities. Hell, back when I used to drink two or three times a week I would split a 30 pack with a buddy of mine and then drink two four lokos on top of that. Not bragging because now I can't even drink five beers without getting tipsy, just pointing out how retarded some people are in college.
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topperharly (01/10/2016) [-] **topperharly used "*roll picture*"**
**topperharly rolled image** so......what kind of music...because if its that animal guy....aaah whats his name....you know.....something with trees...and ugly face.......beaves....no...but close.......baver?....you know who i mean....if they play that music no wonder they want to bomb everything....
**topperharly rolled image** so......what kind of music...because if its that animal guy....aaah whats his name....you know.....something with trees...and ugly face.......beaves....no...but close.......baver?....you know who i mean....if they play that music no wonder they want to bomb everything....
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djmaryhikineet (01/11/2016) [-] It's prob both gangnancores and anything triple q has made with gangnan style
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jrockjesse (01/11/2016) [-] I know how you feel, I have also never got a straight answer
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jewishcommunazi (01/11/2016) [-] They're being kind of jerks since both sides had an agreement about stopping loudspeaker broadcasting some time ago.
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everyziggy (01/11/2016) [-] I'm pretty sure they also had an agreement about not testing nuclear weapons.
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fausticorn ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-] >North Korea, an unstable and insane nation continues building nukes
>South Korea are jerks for blasting asian boy bands at them
>South Korea are jerks for blasting asian boy bands at them
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jewishcommunazi (23 hours ago) [-] A nation with a not powerful military and no reliable allies is unstable and insane for building nukes?
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fausticorn ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-] REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WESTERN SCUM ALL WILL BELONG TO NORTH KOREA, SHELL THAT SOUTH KOREAN ISLAND, PUSH THE CEASEFIRE TO IT'S LIMITS AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF WESTERN MERCY
BUT WE TOTALLY DESERVE NUKES
WESTERN SCUM ALL WILL BELONG TO NORTH KOREA, SHELL THAT SOUTH KOREAN ISLAND, PUSH THE CEASEFIRE TO IT'S LIMITS AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF WESTERN MERCY
BUT WE TOTALLY DESERVE NUKES
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anon (01/11/2016) [-]
instead of blasting music,
should've put a big ass screen and show how lewd south korean dances are.
boners get more attention ya know.
should've put a big ass screen and show how lewd south korean dances are.
boners get more attention ya know.
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sweetsinister (01/11/2016) [-] A weapon to surpass metal gear!
Cover your ears though
I'd rather ruin a joke then get an angry mob at my ass, ok
Cover your ears though
I'd rather ruin a joke then get an angry mob at my ass, ok
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ogthegreat (23 hours ago) [-] My God, that's pure madness. Who can stand up to the power of K-Pop?
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mytwocents (01/11/2016) [-] sorry, but that's kinda retarded and useless since,
A - i bet nobody will live close to the border anymore
B - the soldiers are taught anyway that it's all propaganda
A - i bet nobody will live close to the border anymore
B - the soldiers are taught anyway that it's all propaganda
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kalendric (22 hours ago) [-]
What get's me is, Best Korea tells everybody that they're the world's epitome of wealth and prosperity, but here there soldiers are, barely fed, listening to music that some "poor" country is playing on speakers that would have cost billions in slanty money
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thenippyone (01/11/2016) [-] don't think so. If they're exposed to it they might start to doubt their goverment eventually even if they're brainwashed.
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mytwocents (01/11/2016) [-] the situation is north korea is that of an entire country under the mind control of a quasi-religious cult worse than scientology. born in this country you won't believe anything outsiders may tell you. especially if ur a member of privileged military caste.
dropping a trillion porn magazined from the orbit would be more effective.
dropping a trillion porn magazined from the orbit would be more effective.
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thenippyone (01/11/2016) [-] some are smart enough to see it's BS, but I guess they take care of those that rise up
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mytwocents (01/11/2016) [-] 1. in NK families and close friends got to pay for ones treason
2. the real danger to NK is meanwhile the chinese border, because of smuggles USB sticks (+data), smuggled media amd stuff. way more dangerous than some loudspeaker somewhere far away from the next bigger town or city.
all it does is serve the souths ego.
2. the real danger to NK is meanwhile the chinese border, because of smuggles USB sticks (+data), smuggled media amd stuff. way more dangerous than some loudspeaker somewhere far away from the next bigger town or city.
all it does is serve the souths ego.
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frostbeard (01/11/2016) [-] 
drop it at 0:50 Now play something catchy and noisy so they will cry for more!
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phoenixprince (01/11/2016) [-] its not a cold war era tactic, they did this only a few years ago with that song HUH
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lolollo (01/11/2016) [-] It's funny, because if the North Korean government were legitimate in everything they keep saying about themselves to their citizens, they'd have absolutely nothing to worry about.
"But its all lies and slander!"
Yes, they lied about what breed of puppy Mr. and Mrs. West adopted for the express purpose of ******* with your tiny little would be island nation. In truth, there is no dog, and Kanye West is still a slave for the confederacy...
"But its all lies and slander!"
Yes, they lied about what breed of puppy Mr. and Mrs. West adopted for the express purpose of ******* with your tiny little would be island nation. In truth, there is no dog, and Kanye West is still a slave for the confederacy...
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anon (01/11/2016) [-]
They did this last year after some South Koreans (might of been soldiers) died from mines laid by North Korea. North Korea then tried to fire like 10 missiles to destroy the speakers but weren't successful. South Korea reacted by firing like over 200 missiles back at North Korea. 'Merica taught them well.
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nanako ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-] They have a nuke!
Lets play pop music, that's sure to intimidate them
Lets play pop music, that's sure to intimidate them
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anon (01/11/2016) [-]
I have a turd in my hand, but since I can't throw it across the globe it will probably not hit your face even with my best throw.
its ok since you're a *************** anyways
(also literally everyone are waiting until U.S.A can go into war with North Korea because the korean army can never win and their country can't hold long with their **** economy)
its ok since you're a *************** anyways
(also literally everyone are waiting until U.S.A can go into war with North Korea because the korean army can never win and their country can't hold long with their **** economy)
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battletechmech (01/11/2016) [-] They have a nuke that they can't use, what, will they launch it over the most watch borders in the world?
