Sounds Believable. . The government funded an experiment to determine whether or not dolphins could speak. This later escalated to the female researcher giving
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Sounds Believable

The government funded an
experiment to determine whether
or not dolphins could speak.
This later escalated to the
female researcher giving
the dolphin handjobs and
then later taking LSD with
the dolphin
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Submitted: 10/11/2013
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User avatar #3 - zarrowsmith (10/11/2013) [-]
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Dolphin Experiment Thanks, Gus.
User avatar #45 to #3 - vampireinarm (10/12/2013) [-]
MORE HANDJOBS should be a shirt
#8 - haqq (10/11/2013) [-]
all hail king gus
User avatar #14 to #8 - megaton (10/11/2013) [-]
ALL HAIL KING GUS this was suppose to have a picture of gus from recess but to many errors not enough carring to fix it
#39 - nyanturtwig (10/12/2013) [-]
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#32 - toadkillerdog (10/12/2013) [-]
actually she offered the dolphin a handjob, but the dolphin demanded more.....
actually she offered the dolphin a handjob, but the dolphin demanded more.....
#16 - jugularj (10/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #43 - proudnerd (10/12/2013) [-]
And this is why I'm ok with a government shutdown
User avatar #46 to #43 - shredznot (10/12/2013) [-]
boom! thumb.
#1 - Weirdozzy (10/11/2013) [-]
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#27 - mattdoggy (10/12/2013) [-]
uh...sure....for science
User avatar #18 - megazman (10/11/2013) [-]
I actually saw documentary on this experiment, the woman kind of lived with the dolphins to study them. One of the dolphins decided that he liked her and would attempt to have sex with her. So she just started giving him hadies to satisfy him
not sure about the lsd thing though...
#20 to #18 - fuckyouto (10/12/2013) [-]
Im going to need the source to that porn... I mean documentry. Its for... research stuff...
User avatar #50 to #20 - megazman (10/12/2013) [-]
sorry cant find the video but here's a cracked article on it
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User avatar #11 - bradonloch (10/11/2013) [-]
What the hell were they trying to get the dolphin to even say?
"More hand jobs!" or something?
User avatar #13 to #11 - eating (10/11/2013) [-]
"so long and thanks for all the fish!!!!"
User avatar #42 to #13 - cupcakecrusader (10/12/2013) [-]
"fish"
User avatar #34 to #13 - greenstrongworld (10/12/2013) [-]
I got that.
#7 to #6 - willysbilly (10/11/2013) [-]
Wasn't it the unregulated private sector that originally threw us into this financial crisis?
Wasn't it the unregulated private sector that originally threw us into this financial crisis?
User avatar #12 to #7 - natedizzie (10/11/2013) [-]
Well yes but you have to remember it was the government that told the banks to give the unregulated loans to people they knew couldn't afford them.

Also Inside trading in congress is swept under the rug because the "investigators" also have their hand in the cookie jar
#29 to #12 - theism ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
It was more that they let them do it.
User avatar #24 to #12 - riverofchex (10/12/2013) [-]
While I agree with you and allamericandude, it does occur to me to wonder why the **** the above fellas got from dolphin dicks to economic crisis... Just sayin.
User avatar #25 to #24 - allamericandude (10/12/2013) [-]
Feces occurs.
User avatar #26 to #25 - riverofchex (10/12/2013) [-]
...With alarming regularity!
User avatar #15 to #7 - allamericandude (10/11/2013) [-]
Uh, no. No one who is intellectually honest believes we had "free markets" or "deregulation" before the financial crisis. The government hasn't been sitting on its hands for the past 100 years--its been fiddling with the economy and passing "regulations" left and right.

The recent financial crisis was caused by a number of things, but one thing that stands out is the housing bubble. The government was pumping money into the housing market, which made it look like it was better off than it actually was. Prices were being increased artificially, and private investors got sucked in believing they were making a good investment. But this artificial growth was unsustainable--reality eventually caught up and the housing bubble collapsed, dragging down every bank, investor, and homeowner with it. And considering a house is the biggest investment most people make, the crash had a domino effect which affected the entire economy.
#38 to #15 - Rascal (10/12/2013) [-]
Talk about intellectually honest, twisting facts to fit with your ideology. Blame lies on both sides, obviously, but the simple fact remains; with tighter regulations pertaining to the housing market the backlash would be significantly lessened. Without regulations the businesses are the government, a free-market is a myth and wouldn't work in real life.
#44 to #38 - Rascal (10/12/2013) [-]
You're going to call him intellectually dishonest but you're going to claim it's a "simple fact" that tighter regulations would have lessened the blow to the housing market? Then you go on to claim that the free market is a myth?

How hypocritical and ignorant are you?

Are you aware the government required banks to give out loans that they knew people could not pay back? That literally caused the housing bubble, theres no other way around it and no amount of double talk will change that FACT (facts are things that are undisputed, not your opinion).

And the free market works everywhere, even in socialist countries you constantly see the effects of supply and demand and other basic economic principles that make up the free market. To say it's a myth is profoundly ignorant of not just economics, but history in general.
#28 to #15 - theism ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Pretty sure the housing crisis was caused by the banks letting people take out mortgages they couldn't pay, bundling and selling those mortgages, and then repossessing people's homes when they couldn't pay their debts. This led to the value of houses plummeting, completely ******* the whole system.
#40 to #28 - autoxx (10/12/2013) [-]
Plus the bank can loan out $10 for every dollar it has...
Usually to unmarried women with a litter of kids sired by 8 different fathers.
#41 to #7 - Rascal (10/12/2013) [-]
no
#10 - infinitereaper (10/11/2013) [-]
Dolphins can probably speak though, they are highly intelligent and extremely damn close to our own brain body ratio but we can't speak their squeak sonar language and ****
#49 - freespeech (10/12/2013) [-]
I would like to see that happen.

Seriously. I would.
User avatar #48 - oodlesandoodles (10/12/2013) [-]
I don't know whether or not this proves Dolphins are capable of speech, but it certainly proves that they're capable of mind control
#37 - habanaro (10/12/2013) [-]
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#33 - OldSnake ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
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#31 - xsist (10/12/2013) [-]
There was actually a book some one wrote on how to have sexual relations with dolphins, I should still have it saved somewhere on my old harddrive.
User avatar #47 to #31 - roserath (10/12/2013) [-]
Sharing it here would've appreciated
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