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#58 to #15 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
there, fixed it for you.
User avatar #163 to #58 - homebray (04/15/2014) [-]
and then i enlarged.....
#38 - fishinyourface ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
#3 - leithian (04/14/2014) [-]
#172 to #3 - wardd (04/15/2014) [-]
here you go
#2 - deezknuts (04/14/2014) [-]
I like to think they made the account for that sole purpose
#103 to #2 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
God damn that would be euphoric.
#26 - brofukingnation (04/15/2014) [-]
**brofukingnation rolled image** Christians face when
#67 - drakevil (04/15/2014) [-]
I get the joke, it give a giggle. But most of those atheists in social media are starting to sound like bronies.   
"Look at me, i'm atheist. I'm atheist and i am better than you and you have to respect that but i dont because i'm atheist."   
Well, i'm christian, i dont follow the bible, i believe in evolution, my last IQ test was 135 and love metal. But i dont try to make people believe in God and i'm pretty sure he does not care if you do, so if i respect your right to not believe and i'm suppose to be the stupid one for believing, then my friend, something is very wrong.
I get the joke, it give a giggle. But most of those atheists in social media are starting to sound like bronies.
"Look at me, i'm atheist. I'm atheist and i am better than you and you have to respect that but i dont because i'm atheist."
Well, i'm christian, i dont follow the bible, i believe in evolution, my last IQ test was 135 and love metal. But i dont try to make people believe in God and i'm pretty sure he does not care if you do, so if i respect your right to not believe and i'm suppose to be the stupid one for believing, then my friend, something is very wrong.
#97 to #67 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
if gOd exist than how com jedus is a frenr of my and atiest?
#100 to #97 - drakevil (04/15/2014) [-]
You misspelled "Jebus".
You misspelled "Jebus".
User avatar #146 to #67 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/15/2014) [-]
Good for you.
#72 to #67 - popeflatus (04/15/2014) [-]
How can you be a christian and not believe in the bible?
User avatar #102 to #72 - drakevil (04/15/2014) [-]
It's simple. We realize that "church" is the part where humans use of faith to get rich.
And "faith" is to believe that there's something greater than everything.
Bible = Church.
Not being a jackass = faith.
User avatar #85 to #72 - tsoper ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
news flash.

most christians believe they are christians to just "fit in" with the majority. I know because i thought i was christian too, until i recently discovered im actually pretty agnostic and think the bible is full of **** .

but dont tell that to those who believe its physically possible to survive in a whales mouth for a few days underwater. or that your strength lies within your hair and somehow that gives you magic power.

What am i to say? The universe is the closest thing to a god we will ever get.
#149 to #67 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
Then why the **** are you a Christian if you don't believe in anything it actually teaches?

If you are picking and choosing from the Bible then obviously you don't believe it's the pure, infallible truth. And if it's not the pure, infallible truth its obviously not the word of god.

If anything it would be more accurate to call yourself a Deist than a Christian.
User avatar #193 to #149 - drakevil (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm baptized, so technically i'm still a christian, like it not. Also, i hate the "Deist" term, is like a hispter that believes in God.
"I'm Deist. You probably never heard about it. I dont follow the bible, is too mainstream."
Also, so far as i know, and i could be wrong, but the term "Christian" refers to who believes in Christ, and not necessarily who goes every sunday to give money to a multibillionary institution. Sorry if i'm being to much of a jerk.
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User avatar #109 to #67 - leglesslegolegolas (04/15/2014) [-]
What does your musical taste have to do with anything?
#114 to #109 - drakevil (04/15/2014) [-]
Does this seen what a normal christian would like?
#12 - iRoflcopterU (04/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #12 - sylvanio (04/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #76 to #21 - popnotes (04/15/2014) [-]
One job
#157 - mrgoodlove (04/15/2014) [-]
#158 to #157 - mrgoodlove (04/15/2014) [-]
This is also appropriate
User avatar #104 - skrynox (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm a Christian and I honestly don't understand why people hate us so.

I understand the Westboro Bapti-bitches are everywhere and Jehooves Witnesses are knocking at your damn door all the time, but that's all anyone focuses on, is the radical dick Christians, (I wouldn't even call them Christ-like) and not the ones who care.

I try not to judge people (I leave that to God) and in fact have a few gay, atheist, Muslim, Sikh, and friends from other religions. We can get along. I will never stop loving my friends and I would never treat them different than any other human being, but they know that I will never stop asking to pray with them and inviting them to my Church.

Other Christians need to listen up as well. You don't need to yell at these people (Yes they are people) and just be a friend to them. When Jesus ministered to the sinners, he didn't judge them for they knew what they had done. He did stand up and speak out against the Pharisees though, Christians that were "Righteous" and followed all the moral laws. Why? Because they judged the people and looked down on them because they were Christians.

We are all people, just treat eachother like it.
#160 to #104 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
Because omfg, that's what's cool now. Christianity is a big target. Yes, some Christians are assholes, but assholes come in every religion or lack thereof. Basically, it's the "in" thing, now.
#178 to #104 - hebs (04/15/2014) [-]
many atheist hate or dislike religion not religious people.
as long as you're not making your religious views my laws and not contently pushing your religion at me. we would get along just fine.
User avatar #122 to #104 - myjeren (04/15/2014) [-]
As an atheist, we hate the religion and what it does. You're probably just talking to a dick if he hates Christians.
User avatar #150 to #122 - wilfredfanforever (04/15/2014) [-]
Hey man, don't go throwing that "we" around. A lot of people are atheist because they just prefer science and fact over faith and belief. Not because they hate it.
User avatar #164 to #150 - imabeagoodguy (04/15/2014) [-]
I honestly don't see why people have to prefer science and fact over faith and belief. Makes it sound like everyone who has faith in anything/ believes in anything hates logic and refuses to believe facts. Personally I don't see why they can't co-exist. I'm a christian who believes in evolution because I can clearly see that there is truth to it, but at the same time I've seen enough to make me believe in God.
User avatar #165 to #164 - wilfredfanforever (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm the same as you, man. I believe in science and fact, yet also believe in a higher power.
User avatar #155 to #150 - myjeren (04/15/2014) [-]
Explain how hatred of the religion would not fit into that.
User avatar #159 to #155 - wilfredfanforever (04/15/2014) [-]
Just because you don't agree with something or have a different preference doesn't mean you have a burning hatred for it. I'm sure there are people who hate Christianity and are atheist, but that's not always the case. Some people just choose hard facts and evidence provided by award winning scientists that they can rely on as opposed to the men in long white robes who tell you to repent and beg forgiveness for being human.
User avatar #174 to #159 - myjeren (04/15/2014) [-]
So you're fine with people believing and accepting the innumerous barbaric acts featured in several brands of religious text? Quit playing pacifist. Religion has ****** a lot of things up.
User avatar #192 to #174 - wilfredfanforever (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm not saying it hasn't made **** worse or started some bad **** , and you can't expect anyone to follow everything in religious texts, that's just silly. As long as you are a decent human and do the right thing, that should be fine. Religion has it's pros and cons, just like anything else. Times have changed, mostly anyway. There isn't anymore blood sacrifices or bartering off daughters.
User avatar #140 to #122 - LloydIrving (04/15/2014) [-]
"hate the religion and what it does"

But why though? I can understand certain individuals within the religion, but why the whole religion? If believers stuck more to the teachings of Christ, they'd be a lot better for it. Others who find ways to pick and choose/skew the teachings are typically the ones who mess it up for the rest of us anyways.

I really don't see a reason to hate the religion or "what it does" (which I don't even know what you mean by that to be honest), but people are fallible and will do what they do.
#145 to #140 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
Encourages intolerance, divides nations and cultures further. Teaches barbaric morals (which people just pick and choose from anyway) such as beating your wife is okay (see Islam). Discourages intellectualism. The basis of most religions seems to be "follow this exclusively or suffer if you don't." No room for questioning, not to mention there are so many logical fallacies and inconsistencies it would take hours to point them all out.
User avatar #144 to #140 - myjeren (04/15/2014) [-]
Religion starts wars, provides reason for thousands of crimes, indoctrinates inaccurately, etc etc.
User avatar #191 to #144 - LloydIrving (04/15/2014) [-]
People start wars. I can barely remember even one war started solely for religion. Why is the US in the Middle East? Oil, not religion. Why did the Catholic Church start the Inquisitions? Power, not religion. Some of these use religion as a justification, to be sure, but it's almost never the primary driving reason.

Take Christianity. Sure Christians are supposed to believe the Bible as fact, but that does not mean we are to follow every rule pointed out. The whole purpose is to believe in and try to be like Christ., who broke quite a few religious laws himself.

It's not the ideologies presented that are bad, it's the way people try to twist them to their own benefit that is.
User avatar #123 to #122 - skrynox (04/15/2014) [-]
Well just like Christians, there are assholes of every religious group.
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#136 to #104 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
I've personally never seen the point of worshiping God, nor understood how people could believe the Bible. That's... pretty much the end of what I feel about Christians. It doesn't effect my perspective of someone if they believe in that, unless they're trying to shove it in my face that believing in God is the way to go, like Goverment does with their whole 'And God Bless', trying to please the 'masses' even though the founding fathers never wanted anything like that.

Went off on a tangent there... Bottom line is: As long as you aren't shoving it in my face, I don't care of you're a christian.
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User avatar #189 to #169 - skrynox (04/15/2014) [-]
Is it wrong to care about their souls? My friends don't mind at all because they know that I'm really reaching out to them because I love them.

You can say that's annoying but I don't do it in an annoying way.
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User avatar #194 to #190 - skrynox (04/16/2014) [-]
Wrong from your standpoint, maybe, but from mine it's the most caring thing someone could ever do.

And that's what's beautiful about America, the freedom of Speech, Religion, Press and Assembly.
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User avatar #196 to #195 - skrynox (04/16/2014) [-]
Not a fanatic, just proud of my country.

Something we all should be able to say about ourselves.

Seriously, stop being an ass.
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#186 to #104 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
I never understood the hate towards Christians. If someone wants to hate on a religion hate on Islam. When I visited Saudi Arabia I saw a crowd of people chopping a kids hand off for stealing some bread because he was hungry.
#31 - rivenworlder (04/15/2014) [-]
Funny joke, but srsly...
#59 to #54 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
fixed it for you.
#132 - allinallout **User deleted account** (04/15/2014) [-]
not without a warrant
#90 - tobistrigoivii (04/15/2014) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled image** where Jesus is welcome
**tobistrigoivii rolled image** where Jesus is welcome
#49 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** my house
**anonymous rolled image** my house
#50 to #49 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
#128 to #50 - arstya (04/15/2014) [-]
Maybe if you weren't such a pussy this wouldn't happen.
#71 - doctorprofessornv (04/15/2014) [-]
Well it's nice to know that Fosters is so welcoming towards our Lord and Savior

User avatar #55 - hellsjester (04/15/2014) [-]
what jesus is good at washing windows, mowing lawns, and hoping borders. no wonder fosters outsourced to mexico.

yes i get spaghetti monster joke when i see it.
User avatar #9 - ireallylikepotatoe (04/14/2014) [-]
What makes this funnier is that Jesus was a real person.

Son of god maybe not but real person yes.
#23 to #9 - deezknuts (04/15/2014) [-]
Well yeah, he definitely happened

i mean to deny that he existed is to deny the cultural influence that resulted from his existence. The truth is that something had to have happened, all that hooplah coulnd't have come from nothing. But he was probably just an ancient version of Gandhi or MLK, basically saying bitches need to love each other.
User avatar #36 to #23 - noblexfenrir (04/15/2014) [-]
Well be careful there, was there a cultural influence during the period where christianity became widespread? Yes, but this is in no way indication that he was a real person. The evidence is very scarce for him being so and the lack of records for many aspects of his life and he himself leave little support to his existence.

With the amount of doom and savior prophecy spouters at the time, it's not far fetched that the idea of a man claiming to be the son of god was thought of, and then fit to the mold set by the old testament (With picking and choosing of certain moral codes the writers had that disagreed with the OT), Bang boom, you got yourself a messiah.
User avatar #40 to #36 - deezknuts (04/15/2014) [-]
but its like:

we assume hopmer existed because there's a book with his name on it
but we also assume people have killed each other for hundreds of years because of the ancient version of kony 2012
User avatar #47 to #40 - noblexfenrir (04/15/2014) [-]
Actually it's generally conceded that we don't know enough to actually say Homer existed, scholars usually say Homer is a man whose life we know little about, or a group of authors expanding over a certain time period.

I really don't care since I talk more about the works attributed to Homer, than Homer himself/Themselves. But if we had to address the question did Homer exist? I'd have to answer we don't have enough evidence to confirm that.

Concerning events such as mass killings and historic events, these are confirmed through a number of independent sources. Noah's arc has essentially, 1 source. World was 1 has personal and public writings, audio, and millions of independent accounts ranging across the globe.
User avatar #41 to #40 - deezknuts (04/15/2014) [-]
#11 to #9 - anon (04/14/2014) [-]
And thats just a lie. Please tell me were i can read about him. And not stuff from the bible or other storrys made 100years after the death... You cant find it. I know he might have existed. But saying you know it. Whith 0 evedence is just stupid. Please look it up. And if you do find anything, Anything, Please link it to me. I havent found anything. And i'm getting sick of everyone just asuming it's proven he lived cause many others sayd so. And i would love to read about it if you can find it. So please try to find anything so i dont sound like a retard <3 inb4 those anoying neckbeard fedora idiots show up and just spam the same pics all over again -.-
#63 to #11 - RiflemanFunny (04/15/2014) [-]
Here is your complementary fedora.
#117 to #63 - nibbero (04/15/2014) [-]
>Real fedora
#16 to #11 - drdisrespect (04/14/2014) [-]
just because you cant read about him doesnt mean he never existed
User avatar #24 to #16 - YllekNayr ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
I hope you realize how ******* stupid an argument like that is.

You can apply that same logic to flying leprechauns.
User avatar #80 to #24 - tsoper ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]

flying leprechauns do exist.
User avatar #88 to #24 - Shenanigins (04/15/2014) [-]
There were several contemporary accounts, the, "he didn't exist," claim goes against almost all of what scholars of antiquity agree on, that he did exist. He was written about by Josphesus and Tactius and Pliney the Younger, to give a few examples.
User avatar #126 to #88 - YllekNayr ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Pliny's account is at the very best a second hand oblique reference, while Tacitus' solitary passage proves he's heard of Christianity.

Honestly, someone as significant as the historical figure of jesus should have a great deal of material mentioning him, even if it were from a negative point of view.
User avatar #127 to #126 - Shenanigins (04/15/2014) [-]
Josephus' was from a negative point of view: the books in the bible can be counted as first hand accounts, (albeit from a biased source). Regardless, there's plenty of proof: more proof than a lot of the other contemporaries of Jesus as well.
User avatar #139 to #127 - YllekNayr ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
What of these accounts does not use the Bible as the source?
#60 to #24 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
But there's no book or link to me.
Did I never exist? OH **** ****
User avatar #61 to #60 - YllekNayr ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
You don't need one. You're here to speak. Jesus is not.
#27 to #24 - drdisrespect (04/15/2014) [-]
anything is possible
User avatar #28 to #27 - YllekNayr ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Doesn't mean there's any reason to think it all real.
#30 to #28 - drdisrespect (04/15/2014) [-]
i dont understand
User avatar #32 to #30 - YllekNayr ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Dude, the fact that something COULD be real hypothetically does not have any bearing on whether it actually is or not.

If it couldn't be real, then sure.
But something having the possibility of existing means jack **** til we have a reason for thinking it's real.

Basically, until we get a reason to think Jesus was a real person, let alone a god incarnate, he can be safely dismissed as fictitious.
#35 to #32 - drdisrespect (04/15/2014) [-]
im not relegious so i dont know alot, but there is alot of text about jesus which isnt proof, but still suggests his existence
User avatar #37 to #35 - YllekNayr ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
In the Bible alone. The same book that speaks of talking snakes, unicorns, and floods containing more water than there is on Earth.

Not a great pick for historical accuracy.
#39 to #37 - drdisrespect (04/15/2014) [-]
have you read the bible?
User avatar #42 to #39 - YllekNayr ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Have you?

#43 to #42 - drdisrespect (04/15/2014) [-]
ill take that as a no, you shouldn't form an opinion on a book you haven't read.
User avatar #44 to #43 - YllekNayr ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
It's not an opinion. It's what's in the book.
Have you read it?
#45 to #44 - drdisrespect (04/15/2014) [-]
no which is why i havent formed an opinion either way
User avatar #46 to #45 - YllekNayr ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Good for you. That doesn't change the content of the book.
#48 to #46 - drdisrespect (04/15/2014) [-]
so youre saying that since jesus is mentioned in a book with fictional pieces, you think he is fictional as well
User avatar #56 to #48 - YllekNayr ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
No. I'm saying that there is a lack of credible sources that mention Jesus. The Bible also mentions Jerusalem, but I'm not saying that Jerusalem is fictional, since you can find Jerusalem in other texts, and in real life.

The Bible is not a credible source because of its contents. Jesus is only mentioned in the Bible. To believe the character of Jesus existed, you need a credible source. Find me one.
#62 to #11 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
Here. This is about as much as we have on several emperors, too.
User avatar #133 to #9 - ipartywithpedobear (04/15/2014) [-]
So was Horrus.
So was Mithra
User avatar #10 to #9 - mayorman (04/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 to #9 - lereturnedtroll (04/14/2014) [-]
Yes, Jesus is a real person, he mows my lawn a few times a month during the summer.
#162 to #19 - mondominiman ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
**mondominiman rolled image** YFW you will never feel the feel you feel when you mow your lawn.
User avatar #20 - habasparkz (04/14/2014) [-]
Don't mean to be that guy, but Jesus was a real person.
User avatar #29 to #20 - noblexfenrir (04/15/2014) [-]
Eh it's debatable, all depends if you accept the amount of evidence to be sufficient. Personally, I don't think it is, especially compared to the evidence we would expect to see that never show up.
User avatar #65 to #29 - RiflemanFunny (04/15/2014) [-]
The Jewish account of Jesus was destroyed mainly in the destruction of Jerusalem. Only several books survived the purging and it is mainly just the new testament. Roman accounts do recall crucifying Christ, and that's about it.
User avatar #51 to #20 - greyhoundfd ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
There was a historical figure yes.

That doesn't mean he was divine, nor does it mean he was anything like what we interpret him to be. He was probably just and only just a Jewish preacher.
User avatar #57 to #51 - habasparkz (04/15/2014) [-]
Yeah that's what I'm saying.
#14 - anon (04/14/2014) [-]
*Le religion is dumb face

Seriously, grow the **** up and let people believe in what they want to...
User avatar #25 to #14 - YllekNayr ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Yes. This is totally too extreme.
#84 to #14 - justapubbie (04/15/2014) [-]
"grow the **** up and let people believe in what they want to..."
So you're saying the mature, or 'grown up' thing is to let children with appendicitis die because their parents believe it's the will of a (probably) fictional being?

You know why atheists bitch about religion so much? Because bitching doesn't hurt anybody. It might even save lives. Yes, I know such things are pretty extreme, but it's mainly the religious fanatics that atheists bitch about in the first place
#130 to #84 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
Those people are idiots, but they have the right to be idiots. They had TWO children die from their negligence, that happened in the US. They should not have been allowed to take care of the SECOND child. The law is just as guilty as the 'parents'.
All atheists do is bitch and act all high and mighty. In the US it's freedom of religion, not freedom from religion. All the atheists who bitch do, is hurt their own cause. Look at Jehovah's Witnesses bitchy atheists are just as bad.
#148 to #130 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
Did you seriously just quote that jizz stain Rick Santorum?

And are you seriously saying it's okay to let two children die just because of some parent's beliefs? That it's justified by their "freedom of religion"? That they have the right to put others in harms way just because we as citizens are too afraid of being insensitive to beliefs?
#129 to #84 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
no ******* (smart) christian is going to let their child die because they think its gods will ********
#131 to #129 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
You, shut up. You're making me look bad.
#147 to #14 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
Imagine if schools followed that saying. Nothing would ever be taught ever.

Religion is dumb. It's not documented well providing little evidence for any of its claims, it's often the result of different ideas being merged to fit cultural needs (did you know Jesus WASN'T born on the 25th and that the bible you read today is a filtered version of a much larger collection of letters?)
User avatar #33 to #14 - fedegon (04/15/2014) [-]
***** , it's a joke and you can tell it's such.
It's like all that "Hitler did nothing wrong" **** , I mean, everyone knows Hitler ****** **** up, but we all know it's a joke.
User avatar #89 to #33 - Shenanigins (04/15/2014) [-]
***** , hitler didn't **** anything up, he did nothin' wrong.
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