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#1 - anon (07/28/2014) [-]
is this some legion propaganda?
#66 to #1 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
What the **** ? They managed to misspell "Caesar" in the image? And of course now a bunch of ignorant idiots will go around writing "Ceasar" in half of the comments.
#18 to #1 - tredbear (07/29/2014) [-]
**tredbear rolled image**

true to Caesar
User avatar #51 to #18 - ihateelfs (07/29/2014) [-]
Ave
User avatar #53 to #51 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Veni
#11 - roflnaut (07/29/2014) [-]
Mirrored image if anyone was curious.
#7 - samxdaxman (07/29/2014) [-]
>2014+267
>still being a profligate

I bet the NCR did this.
#3 - zourch ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
the font for "fallow the leader" seems a little out of place for childs coloring book.
Looks like a ******* movie title for a war movie.
#76 - spanishninja ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
>be legionnaire in 146 AD
>guarding Colosseum with a fellow soldier Brutus
>during a day of games her a XI / X is walking right at me
>as she passes i see her checking out my Pelium
>Gladiatormodeactived.papyrusscroll
>"Y..you know my Pelium isn't the only thing long and hard on me"
>"excuse me"
>crussifymenow
>"I said how does 10 Denarius and a sack of salt sound for an evening"
>"sounds good to my ear"
>Vini Vidi Vici!
>tell my friend to hold my post for me and the lady that i would return post haste
>when i return i see not the lady or my friend
>i hear a sound coming from a dark vomitorium and assume it's a citizen in distress
>i rush over with my Gladius drawn to see it is not what i thought
>Brutus is having his way with my new woman
>Et tu Brute?
>might as well dedicated my life to Vesta seeing as i'm going to stay a virgin
>MFW i just went full Plebeian
#90 to #76 - gerfox (07/29/2014) [-]
XI/X? She's off the charts!
User avatar #91 to #76 - fizzor (07/29/2014) [-]
couldn't just post the one made in 4chan, had to copy and paste it here yourself.
#78 to #76 - thempc (07/29/2014) [-]
>IX / X
>IX / X
#17 - madcoww ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
#2 - CommonJoo (07/29/2014) [-]
Ceasar, weak.
#68 to #2 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
*CAESAR. Illiterate ******* .
#6 to #2 - CommonJoo (07/29/2014) [-]
oh wow i forgot the spoiler tag with koba weaker. I love Ceasar
#4 to #2 - vortisred (07/29/2014) [-]
YOU ARE NOT APE!
#35 to #4 - doctorcamden (07/29/2014) [-]
i really wanted him to say "you're human" or "koba human" after "you are not ape" would've fitted nicely.   
great movie though.
i really wanted him to say "you're human" or "koba human" after "you are not ape" would've fitted nicely.
great movie though.
User avatar #52 to #35 - instalation ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
I was expecting him to say "Koba... Not.. Ape."
#31 to #4 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
i love how in the trailer they say "they dont need heat, they dont need power, thats their advantage" like that would make them have any kind of chance, power is not a ******* disadvantage
#37 to #31 - Aftershock (07/29/2014) [-]
He meant that they aren't soft and reliant on modern comforts like people are.
User avatar #54 to #31 - undeadwill (07/29/2014) [-]
Wouldn't the apes have difficultly surviving colder temperatures due to the the fact their body was meant for the jungles and unable to deal with the snow where humans have a clear advantage?

Also how do we not murder them all off with tanks?
I don't care how strong your gorilla guerrillas are, you can not survive or penetrate a tank. You might get one but as a whole the tanks will rekt the apes. Not to mention that most guns are unusable to the apes because of the size of the weapons were meant for human hands, and bodies, they can not be fired accurately if at all. Not to mention just think of the numbers of apes that they can use the spray on or breed with before that gene pool gets low, genetic defects would be rampant.

I mean how do the humans lose unless they were being lead by captain zapp?
User avatar #45 to #31 - kristovsky ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Oh please, in reality if any group scientifically enhanced apes escape from a research facility they would have been shot to **** within minutes, the movie (yes the first one) was utter bollocks (don't give me that "they tried in the first one" bollocks, a SWAT team would clear the **** out of them with ease, the movie was ******** ).
User avatar #57 to #45 - roflbacon (07/29/2014) [-]
Amen
#46 to #45 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
plus the common cold would be devastating to a chimpanzee, likely killing it.
User avatar #47 to #46 - kristovsky ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Whats funniest though is how, in the first film, despite the fact that the police had this problem of dealing with the apes as they ran amok and destroyed parts of the city, injuring people, they then just let them live on that island they went to. You know, as oppose to bombing the **** out of it, thus dealing with the threat.
User avatar #72 to #47 - outerfiend (07/29/2014) [-]
that is the same issue i had with the movie, not saying it cant be a good movie, just that it is highly improbable. i had a friend saying that they are twice as strong as humans, but as i said back, strength doesn't mean **** when you get shot in the everything.
User avatar #92 to #72 - kristovsky ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
"God created man, Colt made them all equal"

It's relevant, when you have a gun all that matters is how good a shot you are.
User avatar #5 - Haithere (07/29/2014) [-]
Isn't it weird tho? To make a brutal leader into a drawing game for children? What if in 100 years they make like a coloring book of hitler?
#82 to #5 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
Caesar spread the modern way of life of Rome and it's ideas further than any Roman leader had done before. If it wasn't for him the world today would be a very different place. Scandinavia might have been a complete ******** for example.
#8 to #5 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
caesar wasn't a terrible monster
User avatar #15 to #5 - esmebuffay (07/29/2014) [-]
That reminds me of Night at the Museum, Genghis Khan was one of the biggest assholes of all time, he murdered thousands and raped hundreds, but after he's been dead a few hundred years he's a joke in a kid's movie.
#84 to #15 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call him an asshole, to his people he was a savior and a great leader who brought the mongolian tribes together to stand up against the chinese oppression. And then he kinda went a little overboard...
User avatar #13 to #5 - greyhoundfd (07/29/2014) [-]
Caesar was probably one of the greatest leaders in human history. He conquered a lot of territories, but imperialism is not a crime against humanity. He treated his people well, and even freed the slave of someone he knew after he discovered that the slave was abused. In terms of leaders at the time, he was probably one of the most compassionate, even if he needed to be harsh sometimes.
User avatar #77 to #13 - steamtrolled (07/29/2014) [-]
Hitler was probably one of the greatest leaders in human history. He conquered a lot of territories, but fascism is not a crime against humanity. He treated his people well, and people didn't own slaves under his rule. In terms of leaders at the time, he was probably one of the most compassionate, even if he needed to be harsh sometimes.
User avatar #79 to #77 - popnotes (07/29/2014) [-]
You are wrong in more ways than one
User avatar #81 to #79 - steamtrolled (07/29/2014) [-]
I wasn't being serious.
#85 to #13 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
He assassinated his political rivals and overthrew a longstanding republic by force, by today's standards he would've been labeled a terrorist.
User avatar #93 to #85 - greyhoundfd (07/29/2014) [-]
By today's standards, just about any political practice employed by the romans would have been considered terrorism. These people were fighting pagans who used ritual sacrifice as a part of their religious rights, you can't really compare them. Besides, the only people who did anything wrong were the ones who stabbed Caesar in the Senate. While assassinations were considered immoral, to use violence on the floor of the Senate was considered barbaric if not outright evil.

I'm also fairly certain you're thinking of Augustus Caesar, as Julius died long before the formation of the Roman Empire.
#21 - pulluspardus (07/29/2014) [-]
His name is pronounced Kay-Zar not Sea-Zer
there is no S in latin and C is always pronounced K
Cicero is pronounced Kek-Kih-ro Topkek

why is it important to pronounce things right? because it shows you have more respect to the source instead of butchering languages.
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User avatar #24 to #21 - bestfoxgirl (07/29/2014) [-]
Fallout New Vegas was very educational (I didn't even think it was true)
User avatar #29 to #24 - pulluspardus (07/29/2014) [-]
They pronounce it right in that game i'm guessing? I didn't play it much actually not at all was super glitchy when I got it and I just went back to finish F3 instead.

I heard it was better.
User avatar #39 to #29 - bestfoxgirl (07/29/2014) [-]
F3 is way better. Less content (FNV has LOTS of guns and enemy types) but the world was... in F3 it felt like wasteland. In FNV the feeling is kinda gone, and it's kinda... watered down. That's my impression at least.
User avatar #50 to #39 - ihateelfs (07/29/2014) [-]
i felt as if the Mojave presented a better feeling of loneliness than the capital wasteland. maybe its just because of the classic feel you get from the old west, but i always felt the courier was more alone in a way. i really liked that, and it was accented by the lonesome road add on perfectly. also the courier having no backstory or former home really helped create a void, and the old western music fit perfectly. I loved everything about it
User avatar #69 to #39 - samxdaxman (07/29/2014) [-]
The world in F# is better, I'll give you that, but NV has a lot more to do in it. You aren't forced to side with the BoS, you have the choice of 4 factions to side with which increases replay value, your actions have more consequences, and while karma has almost no place in it, they instead replaced it with the faction reputation, which makes navigating through the wasteland more interesting. F3 and NV are both incredible games, but NV had a lot more to do and, IMO, was more fun.
User avatar #70 to #69 - bestfoxgirl (07/29/2014) [-]
Well, in my opinion these factions are kinda lame, only mr. House is someone worth siding with. The legion and NCR are both very meh, and the main factions of the universe (BoS and Enclave) are next to nonexistent (you can get BoS to help you in wild card, but in the end they don't get to be the rulers of the mojave). Actions have consequences, but in the big picture they don't matter since you can only side with the lesser factions. It makes the game less significant comparing to F3's story where you literally trigger the world's reanimation with the water cleaner.

Also, the DLC for FNV was kinda sloppy. Honest Hearts has texture packs which makes you wanna puke, for example, not to mention the simplicity and lack of anything creative there.
User avatar #73 to #70 - samxdaxman (07/29/2014) [-]
Yes, but you can only see the effects if you buy the DLC. Otherwise, you just hear the narrator talk about it. And I'd rather have the choice to side with a lame faction than be forced to side with one cool faction. There's less variation on what type of person you can be, only good, neutral or bad. In NV, you can be good with Caesar, neutral with House, bad with NCR, the list goes on.

Honest Hearts was alright, but it was pretty ******* cool seeing Joshua Graham. Dead Money was an actual challenge, especially with hardcore mode(another feature in NV that made it more fun). Old World Blues was ******* HILARIOUS, and for those who specialized in the science skill, opened up a lot more in the way of exploration. And Lonesome Road is just an amazing DLC. Barely any conversation, it added to the loneliness of the courier, plus Ulysses is a total badass.
User avatar #42 to #29 - inquisition (07/29/2014) [-]
The hardcore Roman fanboys in the game pronounced it K, the rest pronounced it S.

I took Latin for a few years too, it's the same case with V, pronounced as a W.
User avatar #25 to #21 - chewiewhatawookie ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
New Vegas ftw.
#30 to #21 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
Although don't assume someone is purposely being disrespectful as a number of smug cunts usually do
#61 to #21 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
We don't know what Latin sounded like, seeing as how it's a dead language and hasn't existed for a long time. We can only base the pronunciations off of modern Latin languages, such as French, Italian and Spanish.
#36 to #21 - aangbingo (07/29/2014) [-]
KEHKIHRO
WHERE IS KAKAROT
#38 to #36 - pulluspardus (07/29/2014) [-]
IN VIRGINIA'S VAGINA!
#26 to #21 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
There is an S sound in latin, I don't know where you pulled that ******** out from.

And languages change. I don't speak my native language or English the way it was spoken 2,000 years ago.

There is an expression in the Wasteland: "Old World Blues". It refers to those so obsessed with the past they can't see the present, much less the future, for what it is.
User avatar #27 to #26 - pulluspardus (07/29/2014) [-]
no there isn't my screen name for example "Pardus" its not PAR-Dus
its Par-Dooz
#33 to #27 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
No, S in classical latin always makes an S sound (as in silk, sing, slick). In ecclesiastical latin (church latin, the one everyone usually thinks of, which been in use and has changed incredibly little since the 3rd-4th centuries) it's the same, unless the S is between two vowels, in which case it will then be pronounced as Z.

I'm curious, what's your background in latin? I'm an amateur enthusiast, I've attended some lectures and read through/listened to quite a few textbooks and audio books.
User avatar #34 to #33 - pulluspardus (07/29/2014) [-]
my native language uses native latin, russian and spanish lingo on almost everything.
#89 to #26 - gerfox (07/29/2014) [-]
Not all languages change tho.. Latin is dead, so it doesn't change.
User avatar #43 - plumpbooty (07/29/2014) [-]
schnizel come hither
User avatar #55 to #43 - teegoogilycoffeeme (07/29/2014) [-]
I thought that said schnizel come Hitler.
#44 to #43 - schnizel (07/29/2014) [-]
Greatest sin of mankind was killing him.
#56 to #44 - undeadwill (07/29/2014) [-]
Hey schnizel
User avatar #59 to #56 - schnizel (07/29/2014) [-]
lel
User avatar #95 to #59 - undeadwill (07/30/2014) [-]
Liberty> nationalism
User avatar #96 to #95 - schnizel (07/30/2014) [-]
Supreme Order>False freedom
User avatar #97 to #96 - undeadwill (07/30/2014) [-]
Freedom> false order.
#98 to #97 - schnizel (07/30/2014) [-]
<Freedom
User avatar #99 to #98 - undeadwill (07/30/2014) [-]
freedom> false sense of order.
User avatar #65 - TigerMann (07/29/2014) [-]
This is put in a weird perspective if you pretend that the left side was the one you had to fill in
#63 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
It's still a useless degree.

Also stop drawing and get back to taking people's orders.
#71 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
You're still retarded for getting a arts degree expecting to get a job.
#74 - madcowwow ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
But he was not really romes leader though. At the time the roman empire was a repuplic and had no clear leader... caeser was just the governor of france. It was his adopted son antonius that became the very first emperor... Some would even say that he was the best.
#41 - alcoholicsemen (07/29/2014) [-]
i wouldve wrote that on the paper and just left it
and repeatedly do it every time i go to olive garden
so much so that i go with a pen and add details just for the sake of it

i have been to olive garden once in my life any other time i ate from there people just bring things from there because im a uncivilized for restaurants, also my favorite quote from clone high is "man i havent to been the olive garden in like forever"
#49 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
>The other side isn't even good.
>"STEP UP UR GAME"
No, you kill yourself now pls
#86 to #49 - redeadhunter (07/29/2014) [-]
You might cut yourself on that edge.
You might cut yourself on that edge.
#40 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Whats the point of this? Is this drawing supposed to be good?
User avatar #62 to #40 - infernis (07/29/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #67 to #40 - sociocat (07/29/2014) [-]
it looks like an actual drawing of him
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