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User avatar #80 - mcpimpin [OP](07/29/2015) [+] (4 replies)
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Guys guys chill. The description is suppose to be stupid, dont take it seriously. It was ment to be a joke
User avatar #125 - mcpimpin [OP](07/30/2015) [-]
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Yo thank you for top 5 guys, im a high front page virgin so this is exciting. Also im sorry there was a spelling mistake in the description, but deal with it, I was to lazy to use spellcheck
User avatar #175 - mcpimpin [OP](07/30/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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Please, if a mod is looking at this, ban me.
#11 - bakinboy ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
pretty sweet moves, kid
#4 - rockergamer (07/29/2015) [-]
i sure hope he recycled all that
#122 to #4 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
i sure hope he burned all that
User avatar #79 to #4 - icameisawilostit (07/29/2015) [-]
Sad news, receipt paper is thermal paper and not recycle-able. Most receipt printers do not use ink cartridges, instead they use heat transfer to inscribe the letters onto the paper.
#139 to #79 - swagbot (07/30/2015) [-]
And whut chemical makes it thermally reactive?

Camsur........ b0ssssss.

journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0110509
#163 to #139 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
***** just wash your hands
User avatar #3 - kenshirokisame (07/29/2015) [-]
great, now roll it back up
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#9 - mrwillbobs (07/29/2015) [-]
nah, it's not cringey if they're aware/doing it on purpose
#10 to #9 - StealerShock ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
I disagree, being cringe-y on purpose/for the sake of irony doesn't stop it being cringeworthy, it just makes it so for a different reason. It can still be entertaining, but usually it's just as annoying as if it were genuine.

Prime example - Kaceytron (or however you spell it)

yes she is 'acting' when she behaves like an vapid sow, but that doesn't make it any less irritating, or retarded.

- end rant
User avatar #20 to #10 - tosatsu (07/29/2015) [-]
Kacey is being a fake cunt, thus still a cunt, no matter how much she thinks it's just an act to us its a cunt.

This guy is having so much fun he made me laugh, not cringe.
User avatar #116 to #20 - elcreepo ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
I didn't laugh

It just seemed stupid

Then again my sense of humor is fart and sex jokes so what do I know
User avatar #93 to #10 - nephtus (07/29/2015) [-]
What's with the red thumbs guys? He's just disagreeing on a friendly way (as I see it). Let us discuss if we do it in peace, no need to drown someone in red thumbs if he clearly states his opinion without seeming like an entitled little bitch.
#141 to #93 - StealerShock ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, not quite sure why I'm being raped with the red thumb dildo for that, maybe kaceytron has a secret following here or something?
#123 to #93 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
It's just red thumbs.
People show how they disagree with a thumbs up or down.
If you really like/hate their opinion you make a comment, or if you've got a joke.
User avatar #115 to #10 - elcreepo ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
I agree.

I'll accept my red thumbs
#50 to #10 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
Dude this vids old as balls, trust us, this **** was before everybody started labeling everything as cringy
#33 to #9 - chords (07/29/2015) [-]
ironic *********** is still *********** . being cringey on purpose still cringey
#22 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
Nothing cringy about this unless you're a cashier or fast food worker watching all that paper wasted. I like this guy. He's going places.
User avatar #94 to #22 - coffinsalesman (07/29/2015) [-]
We have a bunch of this stuff at work, and my first thought was "oh man I would get yelled at if I did this"
#45 to #22 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
And here, the loop feature becomes useful.
User avatar #26 to #22 - yourmum (07/29/2015) [-]
ONCE AGAIN I AM REUNITED WITH THAT LOVELY CLICKY SOUND HNNNNGGGGGGG

also im a cashier and it makes me happy
User avatar #38 to #26 - kynhardt (07/29/2015) [-]
Hot Food
User avatar #40 to #38 - yourmum (07/29/2015) [-]
is it strange that i find that extrememly relaxing
User avatar #41 to #40 - kynhardt (07/29/2015) [-]
not at all
User avatar #42 to #41 - yourmum (07/29/2015) [-]
okay, good
User avatar #103 to #38 - privatepumpanickel (07/30/2015) [-]
who is this guy and how has he become youtube famous?
User avatar #27 to #26 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
Right? That sound is so ******* satisfying.
User avatar #28 to #27 - yourmum (07/29/2015) [-]
sounds like a bath mat being pulled up
User avatar #29 to #28 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
Or like a bunch of really small bubble wrap bubbles being popped at the same time.
User avatar #30 to #29 - yourmum (07/29/2015) [-]
Awesome Bubble Wrap Sounds - ASMR

omgomgomgomg
User avatar #31 to #30 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
He hasn't even popped a bubble yet and this video is so satisfying.
User avatar #32 to #31 - yourmum (07/29/2015) [-]
yeah, ASMR is great
User avatar #203 to #202 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
I saw that one haha.
#95 - yellmi (07/29/2015) [-]
#177 to #95 - thelastelephant (07/30/2015) [-]
The ending, though
#97 to #95 - luwak (07/29/2015) [-]
That ending
#109 to #95 - mikasuh (07/30/2015) [-]
His face shows pride and happiness, mine shows laughter and love.
User avatar #16 - johmi (07/29/2015) [-]
I've Discovered Something Amazing!
#178 to #16 - thelastelephant (07/30/2015) [-]
Then he licks his lips to get the wetness off.
#87 - novabird (07/29/2015) [-]
now while he's stuck toss in a match.
#81 - bemmo ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
"How to use 20% of a small rainforest in 5 minutes"
#7 - robobabe (07/29/2015) [-]
Maybe Im tired but I thought this was way funnier than it probably was. Its 8am here... yeah maybe I should sleep.
#113 - cobalisk (07/30/2015) [-]
So many comments to make. I can't decide. So here are all of them.
-"A friday night well spent, I think. Who needs friends? I HAVE PAPER"
-It looks like he was the bitch in a tree bukkake
-What is really amazing is how he didn't get some sort of papercut.
- BEHOLD the next level of element bending... PAPERBENDING
-In my humble opinion, the fact that he did not pretend to be a mummy was a waste of a perfect opportunity.
-Like... Dude went out and bought receipt paper for this exact purpose..... Think about that.

And now its time for web redemption!!
#119 to #113 - beforeyouknowit (07/30/2015) [-]
Definitely something Tosh would do for 30 seconds, but not web redemption worthy.

Liked the jokes though, seemed very much like what he'd stab at too
User avatar #161 to #113 - relvel (07/30/2015) [-]
God ******* damn do I hate this guy.
#71 - duwang (07/29/2015) [-]
Why is this cringy again? It's just a dude messing with paper and dancing around and **** .

I swear FJ will call anything cringy nowadays.
User avatar #142 to #71 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
It's also kind of ironic for anyone here to call something this harmless cringy.
User avatar #160 to #142 - spoogepooge (07/30/2015) [-]
Tell me about it. I can barely upload anything to here without someone saying im cringe or just bashing for the sake of being a dick.
#17 - snipen (07/29/2015) [-]
Finally remembered where i had seen this guy! from the bad american pie movie :c
User avatar #187 to #168 - isradam (07/30/2015) [-]
שתוק הומו

#92 - vegasstoner (07/29/2015) [-]
so much wasted receipt paper.
#179 - skutter (07/30/2015) [-]
Kop tek
User avatar #180 to #179 - mcpimpin [OP](07/30/2015) [-]
I hope you get top comment my friend
#44 - kyleassante (07/29/2015) [-]
This has helped cool me off after just finding out I missed my chance at getting the new Windows 10 with super sexy Cortana AI to call me Onii-Piss-tiddies whenever I turn on my computer on for free. Thank you.
This has helped cool me off after just finding out I missed my chance at getting the new Windows 10 with super sexy Cortana AI to call me Onii-Piss-tiddies whenever I turn on my computer on for free. Thank you.
User avatar #54 to #44 - weskerwesker (07/29/2015) [-]
I know the feels man. I wanted to find a way to mod her voice to some Loli or other and get it to call me Onii-chan for life. But instead ill just be so alone I dont even have an AI.
User avatar #57 to #54 - kyleassante (07/29/2015) [-]
apparently this is what's needed to still get it windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-8/view-system-information www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10 someone gave me these in another thread, they may or may not get it for you, I haven't finished doing all the steps yet
User avatar #60 to #57 - weskerwesker (07/29/2015) [-]
I heard its gonna force you to pay for it in a couple years since you cannot turn off updates. Also I decided ill not download it until I know for a fact I can mod the AI voice.
User avatar #61 to #60 - kyleassante (07/29/2015) [-]
Mod the AI voice? Couldn't you just put in an AI voice and just not get Windows 10? Personally I don't care about Windows 10, I just want Cortana's blue ass. but if I'll have to pay for it in a few years then f that...
User avatar #62 to #61 - weskerwesker (07/29/2015) [-]
True. I possible could find an AI for windows 7 or some **** . Ill look into that.
User avatar #68 to #62 - kyleassante (07/29/2015) [-]
I asked around and everyone said you don't have to pay for it once you have it, so no worries there.
User avatar #69 to #68 - weskerwesker (07/29/2015) [-]
Oh cool stuff.
Maybe ill just download the installer and just have that for now.
User avatar #128 to #44 - damson (07/30/2015) [-]
Dafuq u talkin about, I just reserved my upgrade www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/windows-10-upgrade
#130 to #128 - kyleassante (07/30/2015) [-]
Yeah I posted this right after some people told me that I missed the boat for free windows 10. but right after that I met a cool user who linked me and helped me with getting it. I now have it and am having Cortana sing to me and I gotta say, I'm
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