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#2 - carnagejc
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(11/07/2013) [-]
I am a marine medic (rescue stranded whales/dolphins/seals etc) and on my practical we had life size/weight props of dolphins/whale and we had to explain to people freaking out as they passed by dozens of times.

One guy was walking toward us carrying his daughter and I just saw his eyes widen and the silent mouthing of "of ****" as he turned and started walking hastily back up to the slipway.

Pic related: its a seal pup we recently rescued.
#26 to #2 - pippysfleas
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(11/07/2013) [-]
i wish i had a cool job
#27 to #26 - carnagejc
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Its a volunteer thing like the RNLI, I am on 24 hour call like a fireman but I don't get the ladies.
#28 to #27 - pippysfleas
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(11/07/2013) [-]
how does it not get you the ladies?!
#30 to #28 - carnagejc
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Well, its a very small island, frankly there aren't many around.

I am moving away in just over a month though, can't wait.
#17 to #2 - meganinja
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(11/07/2013) [-]
I thought you meant a Marine Corps medic and I was about to call ********.
#18 to #17 - carnagejc
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(11/07/2013) [-]
MFW realising I was not swooped up by freedom and thus born 'Murican
#22 to #18 - bann
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(11/07/2013) [-]
One day you may yet wed into the eagle clan
#19 to #18 - meganinja
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(11/07/2013) [-]
too bad for you. You won't get a pet eagle.
#13 to #2 - redtooth
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(11/07/2013) [-]
How do we know it's not just a lifesize prop of a baby seal pup?
#14 to #13 - carnagejc
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(11/07/2013) [-]
They don't look that real
#15 to #14 - redtooth
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Oh.  and I was just joking, by the way
Oh. and I was just joking, by the way
#16 to #15 - carnagejc
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Ha i know mate, don't worry.
#9 to #2 - thegazz
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(11/07/2013) [-]
I thought you meant you were a USMC medic at first.
#6 to #2 - glenncocoo
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(11/07/2013) [-]
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neeyeeneeyeyyeyeyeyenyne gj