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#1 - skyrimdovah (06/13/2015) [-]
>When they don't have sex with you after you save them from the deadly internet trolls.
#16 to #5 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
#52 to #16 - zekeon (06/14/2015) [-]
Kinda like this one better.
#22 to #5 - moomootv (06/14/2015) [-]
someone did the thing with this thing
User avatar #8 to #7 - binuclear (06/13/2015) [-]
Exactly what i was thinking. He's my favorite Darksouls character by far.
User avatar #11 to #8 - kurtlanglie (06/14/2015) [-]
Dude's awesome but looks like he belongs in Yharnam.
User avatar #15 to #11 - instalation (06/14/2015) [-]
I haven't played Bloodborne, but holy **** you're right.

Do you think he might be from Yharnam? He comments about you not being from that place. Maybe he got sucked up from Yharnam or something. I don't know. It's just fun to think about, despite the flaws in the theory.
#20 to #15 - dogwithprogeria (06/14/2015) [-]
I also thought that for a long time but nope,he's from Carim I think Elizabeth is the one who says it I'm not 100% sure.
#23 to #20 - magickarcher (06/14/2015) [-]
Well, the only thing to say he's from Carim is the description of his favored weapon, which states that the Sniper Crossbow is used by Carim snipers... Not 100% proof, but still pretty likely. And also, well, the fact that he attacks you is sort of a hint I guess? Everyone from Carim tends to backstab the player in DS1, irrc.
#64 to #23 - thecrayzeeman (06/14/2015) [-]
I would love a DS game based in Carim.
User avatar #169 to #64 - magickarcher (06/15/2015) [-]
That'd be pretty awesome. Maybe set in "present-day" Carim so we can see Marvelous C as a NPC again? Or maybe even witness the events that lead to him getting snatched up by Manus (?) to the past
#170 to #169 - thecrayzeeman (06/15/2015) [-]
That'd be sweet.
User avatar #66 to #20 - beroty ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
he is probabily from Yharnam
his playstyle and moves clearly indict tht he may have something to do with the Hunters
the way he dodges, kicks and throw knives
his armor set not made for killing hollows that's why it doesn't have good defences but for killing beasts
you can pretty much see from some screenshots about Dark Souls 3 that the Main character still uses heavy armor meaning that the Hollow menance is still going on
User avatar #21 to #15 - angelious ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
he is from the future.


but i think he might be from ds3 world...and what dogwithprog said
#24 to #7 - ragingbrony (06/14/2015) [-]
All the class
#40 - majordegree (06/14/2015) [-]
M'LADY
#6 - spilll (06/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #45 to #6 - timmity (06/14/2015) [-]
Source?
User avatar #47 to #45 - drtrousersnake (06/14/2015) [-]
guessing cyanide and happiness
User avatar #48 to #47 - timmity (06/14/2015) [-]
I know that, I was wondering about the exact video
#2 - denniswilles (06/13/2015) [-]
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#105 to #2 - banhammerfortyk (06/14/2015) [-]
go play dota as a girl my sister changed her name too some gurl and she gets soooooo much **** for being a girl. like my buddy james whose some black guy he gets even more **** for it.
User avatar #164 to #105 - wolfiet (06/14/2015) [-]
It's like the complete opposite for League, everyone stars kissing ass as soon as they see a girl in the game - at least Dota hates everyone equally
User avatar #165 to #164 - wolfiet (06/14/2015) [-]
Er, starts*
#166 to #165 - banhammerfortyk (06/15/2015) [-]
lol its funny cause its true.
also the black guy gets more **** than her its funny tho cuz the first game he played they started calling him a n****r so he acted british the entire game and at the end was like im actually black and laughed while he left
User avatar #168 to #166 - wolfiet (06/15/2015) [-]
Out of curiosity, why did you censor yourself?
User avatar #167 to #166 - wolfiet (06/15/2015) [-]
He's the real MVP then, I know a lot of people who would get 200% ******* pissed if they were called a ******
User avatar #4 to #2 - kiaserzerg (06/13/2015) [-]
I do this when i play battlefield 4. i have my girlfriend call out for ammo over mic.
User avatar #10 to #4 - yuichka (06/14/2015) [-]
Awh, my gf doesn't like FPS games sadly :c
We playin' some mmorpgs tho
User avatar #12 to #10 - karvarausku (06/14/2015) [-]
We play some Teso, but after her laptop broke she hasn't installed it again and haven't played it since :c
User avatar #13 to #12 - yuichka (06/14/2015) [-]
tfw :c
User avatar #46 - Mawxter (06/14/2015) [-]
I love it how you can immediately tell this is from the Power Rangers.
#71 to #46 - sketchysketchist (06/14/2015) [-]
Correction: Japanese Power Rangers.    
   
It hasn't been expanded toadapted for U.S audiences, yet.
Correction: Japanese Power Rangers.

It hasn't been expanded toadapted for U.S audiences, yet.
User avatar #104 to #71 - darthblam (06/14/2015) [-]
I don't think this version ever will be..
I mean.. trains? How ******* lame is that for Power Rangers?
User avatar #138 to #104 - sketchysketchist (06/14/2015) [-]
This series has done worst.
KKK Ninjas, Cars out of ******* nowhere, Animals in space, Space pirates, and they manage to make an intense season in the post-apocalypse with footage from a season about pollution and chibi anime cars with spunk who fight stupid **** with stupidity.
User avatar #136 to #104 - Thundergod (06/14/2015) [-]
[SFM] We like to party
I don't know, the new one looks pretty good.
#38 - helenwheels (06/14/2015) [-]
You know, these days I find that theirs a special class of neck beards who will inslut women and let it make them feel really ******* cool. They will then proceed to flaunt a superiority complex that rivals that of neonazis and any point you try to make they'll dismiss as white knighting or being illogical.
When really they're just high on testosterone and the thrill of getting revenge on every woman who ever rejected him by calling one a bitch,
User avatar #51 to #38 - keatontheghostfox (06/14/2015) [-]
Yeah that has been a thing on fj for a while, there's a few users that just hate on female users simply because they're female. Sorry but that is just as bad as "white knighting"
#3 - Sperit ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
TFW i made my Steam name Feminists are dumb just to make people mad
User avatar #25 to #3 - Nahyon (06/14/2015) [-]
who the **** would get mad over this ?
#9 to #3 - ozkavosh (06/14/2015) [-]
jugg mugg
#125 - vicecomx ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
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#19 - creamgravy (06/14/2015) [-]
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#89 - darkoblivion (06/14/2015) [-]
Now arriving on the rainbow line
Now arriving on the rainbow line
#162 to #89 - memeticman (06/14/2015) [-]
Imagining Victory! Ressha Sentai ToQger!
Imagining Victory! Ressha Sentai ToQger!
#53 - rollingpicture (06/14/2015) [-]
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Your body's effect on the gravitational pull is larger than others.
#158 to #53 - shadowmaul (06/14/2015) [-]
dat roll tho
dat roll tho
#26 - savageoro (06/14/2015) [-]
still don't consider this to be a woman
#43 to #26 - zamka (06/14/2015) [-]
Oh man I remember the intro for that game 			******		 me up as a kid.
Oh man I remember the intro for that game ****** me up as a kid.
User avatar #159 to #26 - shadowmaul (06/14/2015) [-]
what game?
#160 to #159 - savageoro (06/14/2015) [-]
Silent Hill 4 : ,,The Room''
#29 to #26 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Who the 			****		 would
Who the **** would
User avatar #31 to #29 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
as long as it has an opening.....
User avatar #79 to #31 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Lots of people favor me :3
User avatar #80 to #79 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
They do? Time to add them to my hit-list then~
User avatar #81 to #80 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Nu my buddies
User avatar #82 to #81 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
fiiiiine......
User avatar #83 to #82 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
We must go on a quest to kill all demons
User avatar #84 to #83 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
but..... all the intercourse we'd miss out on with them.......
User avatar #85 to #84 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
We screw the favorable ones and let them live if they do nothing wrong
User avatar #86 to #85 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
so the unfavourable ones that do nothing wrong, we die?
User avatar #87 to #86 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Where talking about demons here dude, and what I meant was if they promised to do nothing else wrong we let them live
User avatar #88 to #87 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
oh, i noticed a typo, i actually wonder if we kill them if they promise to do nothing wrong anymore, but look like a snail or something? because i really don't know about you, but i don't wanna **** any snails or slugs......
User avatar #91 to #88 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Again, its a demon, and I said favorable. Where nor gonna **** everything in sight
User avatar #92 to #91 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
we aren't?????
oh..... then do i have to bring pants along anyway?
User avatar #93 to #92 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Recap of our plan. We kill demons but we find favorable ones and **** them, we let them live if they promise to do nothing else bad. All other ones we kill.
User avatar #94 to #93 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
Alright, so its decided.
We become witchers! OFF TO FIND SOME SEXY SUCCUBI!
User avatar #95 to #94 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Correction, succubi kill you by intercoirse
User avatar #96 to #95 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
well, they do it by draining my life force through sex.

Doing that to me is like trying to breathe the air on the planet away~
User avatar #97 to #96 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
:| idk bout me
User avatar #98 to #97 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
don't worry, we travel in a team so we can help eachother with our corresponding strength~
User avatar #32 to #31 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Your telling me you would **** that?
User avatar #33 to #32 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
As long as noone finds out and it doesn't kill me........
User avatar #34 to #33 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Damn dude
User avatar #35 to #34 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
well, who knows whats beneath that robe? it might be the best pussy in the universe!
User avatar #36 to #35 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Might be creepy at to scree that thing, its probably demonic, the bitch has what looks to be two baby heads, and it looks as old as the universe
User avatar #37 to #36 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
Well, i guess we won't know until we try, eh?
User avatar #54 to #37 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Come on dude
User avatar #55 to #54 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
why do you keep resisting~?
User avatar #57 to #55 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
LOOK AT THE BITCH, ITS UGLY AS ****
User avatar #58 to #57 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
and you're a supermodel, eh?
User avatar #59 to #58 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Ok fine
User avatar #60 to #59 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
Thank you~
User avatar #61 to #60 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Still UGLY AS hell though
User avatar #62 to #61 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
yeah.... yeah she is.
At least that means you're most likely the first and she won't have any STDs...... maybe i hope
User avatar #63 to #62 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Just because she hasn't been ****** doesn't mean she doesn't have any, yes they are sexually transmitted doesn't mean they don't happen like with diabetes, its just there
User avatar #65 to #63 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
diabetes isn't contageous though, innit?
User avatar #76 to #75 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
Because you never shut up :T
User avatar #77 to #65 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
My specialty
User avatar #78 to #77 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
i love you
User avatar #69 to #65 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
yeah true
User avatar #70 to #69 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
finally we see eye to eye~
User avatar #67 to #65 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
No, no, no, I was just giving an example
User avatar #68 to #67 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
oooh, well, true.
But she's a sick spawn from hell, i'd bet quite a bit that they got an insanely strong immune system
User avatar #99 to #31 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
YEAH TEAMWORK
User avatar #100 to #99 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
GANG-RAPING DEAMONS, WOO!
User avatar #101 to #100 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Not rape, they are consent
User avatar #102 to #101 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
that..... makes shagging them a lot harder though, and do we deem those who don't agree as unfavourable and discard them?
User avatar #106 to #102 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Your asking what will we do to the people who don't agree with us if they are u favorable, well we just ignore those assholes
User avatar #107 to #106 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
ignore? but..... thats no good, aren't we supposed to kill them`?
Do demons have rights now?
User avatar #112 to #107 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Dude the road is so ******* hot that it's steaming when it started to rain
User avatar #113 to #112 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
uhm.... what?
User avatar #114 to #113 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
At my house, it was so hot that when it started to rain, the side walk started to steam
User avatar #116 to #114 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
hah, oh **** , i don't wanna live at your place.
Im getting pissy at 30°C here
User avatar #117 to #116 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
I ******* hate heat, but I'm in Virginia
User avatar #118 to #117 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
i feel you, i hate the heat with all my might too.
I guess virginia is hot, but doesn't it get much hotter in texas and the like? I have quite little idea where virginia is, but i didn't think it'dd be that hot there
User avatar #119 to #118 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Oh Ik texus is hell, Virginia doesn't have **** on texus
User avatar #120 to #119 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
well, at least you can think that it could be worse~
User avatar #122 to #120 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Back on the subject of demon hunting
User avatar #123 to #122 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
Yes, ahem, when we get to "hunting", i'd rather take the main entrance instead of the mud-path.
I haven't finished my studies on demon feces yet
User avatar #124 to #123 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Yeah agrees
User avatar #126 to #124 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
means you either get the pooper or the potentially dangerous mouth~
unless you don't want to share a demon, but you'd get quite lonely
User avatar #110 to #107 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Oh no we kill those demons
User avatar #111 to #110 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
ah, so you WERE talking about people, i was almost worried a bit~
User avatar #156 to #31 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
K bai
User avatar #128 to #31 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Who said we can't have 2 in the same hole
User avatar #129 to #128 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
das gay, mon
User avatar #130 to #129 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
What, no. I'm sure it isn't, your still ******* a chick. It's not like I'm sticking it it your bum
User avatar #131 to #130 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
but dat dickfriction, also, im not too much into getting your juice all over my dick when you blow your load.

hmm.... we'd have to do the no homo-ritual before each rape then...
User avatar #132 to #131 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Fine each demon we exchange places.
User avatar #133 to #132 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
sounds like a compromise~
User avatar #134 to #133 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
YeaYeah, like one time I'll get thwbpooper and the next you would
User avatar #135 to #134 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
i think i'd rather take the mouth rather than the pooper.¨
I got a cock of steel but steel doesn't stop demon-aids
#140 to #135 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
<----------- lets hope that doesn't happen
User avatar #142 to #140 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
extra spice?
User avatar #145 to #142 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
I ain't getting **** on my dick
User avatar #147 to #145 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
wear a condom?
User avatar #149 to #147 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, but when its poosy time its coming off
User avatar #150 to #149 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
why, thats a nobrainer
User avatar #151 to #150 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Yeah ik
User avatar #152 to #151 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
goodie~
User avatar #154 to #152 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
Now we must astart our epic quest, I also just made some taquitos
User avatar #155 to #154 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
great, because its just time for me to go to sleep
Sorry, gotta get up early tomorrow for the hunt, so see ya next time~
User avatar #137 to #135 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
OK, I get pooper and poosy, you ger mouth and poosy
User avatar #139 to #137 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
i declare prima pussy for me~
User avatar #143 to #141 - erotictentacle (06/14/2015) [-]
i take the pussy first
#28 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
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#30 to #28 - djdragontwist (06/14/2015) [-]
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#56 to #30 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
he hunts the rarest pepe of them all
#121 - Awesomecarrot (06/14/2015) [-]
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#103 - orangebudd (06/14/2015) [-]
EVERYONE WENT NUTS
EVERYONE WENT NUTS
#41 - defski (06/14/2015) [-]
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mfw I spot a fine m'lady on the interwebs
#153 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
Me when fighting the patriarchy *roll picture*
User avatar #73 - goomberdups (06/14/2015) [-]
sauce is power rangers?
User avatar #108 to #73 - theugandanhero (06/14/2015) [-]
***** was that a question or an affirmation
User avatar #109 to #108 - goomberdups (06/14/2015) [-]
question
User avatar #115 to #109 - theugandanhero (06/14/2015) [-]
Oh

Yeah I'm thinking it's probably the Power Rangers too, except I wouldn't know which one because I stopped watching that stuff like a decade ago
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