Some stuff that cut in half. Hi! this is my first OC, so please be gentle. feel free to thumb up or favorite, it'll help a lot!. J. Some things that cut in half half
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Some stuff that cut in half

 
Some stuff that cut in half. Hi! this is my first OC, so please be gentle. feel free to thumb up or favorite, it'll help a lot!. J. Some things that cut in half

Hi! this is my first OC, so please be gentle.
feel free to thumb up or favorite, it'll help a lot!

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J. Some things that cut in half
indonesia
Beards under a scanning electrons
microscope.
with razor with electric shaver
Hand Grenade
NES Gun
...
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Views: 54522 Submitted: 12/26/2013
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#11 - jajathezombie
Reply +242
(12/27/2013) [-]
TFW cutting the grenade in half.
TFW cutting the grenade in half.
#27 to #11 - rebaj
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
What movie is that from?

I've been searching far and wide not far from the to find it
#29 to #27 - tieze
Reply +1
(12/27/2013) [-]
Airplane!
#190 to #29 - rebaj
Reply 0
(12/29/2013) [-]
Tieze and thegrayfox, you guys get a thumb

I just don't have the material to post a pic or something relevant sigh out loud
#36 to #11 - kanaka
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
Should be fine as long as it hasnt been primed yet.


inb4 buzzkillington.jpg
#113 to #36 - anon
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
buzzkillington.jpg
#18 to #11 - championofglaceon
Reply +7
(12/27/2013) [-]
#121 to #11 - xacuop
Reply +7
(12/27/2013) [-]
TFW the grenade exploded
#28 to #11 - bobbysilk
Reply +28
(12/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#114 to #11 - epicawe
Reply +29
(12/27/2013) [-]
mfw cutting a grenade
mfw cutting a grenade
#186 to #114 - notsureifanon
Reply +1
(12/27/2013) [-]
Favorited because what the **** am I watching.
Favorited because what the **** am I watching.
#171 to #114 - greenstrongworld
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
Source?
#176 to #171 - josephwolfe
Reply +1
(12/27/2013) [-]
Fresh Guacamole by PES on Youtube
#180 to #171 - anon
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
It's part of a music video of a dubstep song that i forget the name of
#32 - breadbasket
Reply +120
(12/27/2013) [-]
That toothpaste wasn't cut in half. That was like one eight of the tube you little ****.
#37 to #32 - jalthelas
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#94 to #37 - breadbasket
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
The lid doesn't count as part of the "tube."
#56 to #32 - runescapewasgood
Reply -2
(12/27/2013) [-]
he never said it was one half...
#95 to #56 - breadbasket
Reply +4
(12/27/2013) [-]
The title says "some stuff that cut in half"
#53 to #32 - redrex ONLINE
Reply +3
(12/27/2013) [-]
well, if two halves make a whole, it is technically cut in half, but if you mean one half = one half then yes, i agree with you
#33 to #32 - indonesia [OP]
Reply +233
(12/27/2013) [-]
#34 to #33 - breadbasket
Reply +11
(12/27/2013) [-]
At least you're a good sport.
#14 - localbees
Reply +74
(12/27/2013) [-]
I feel like apologizing to my facial hair now...
#74 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
you should
why don't you shave like a man?
#86 to #74 - soapybox
Reply +3
(12/27/2013) [-]
Your statement is contradictory.

Although it is true he is unmanly for not using a razor, but to my knowledge I thought the only way to shave a beard was to not.
#170 to #86 - implosay
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(12/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#149 to #86 - localbees
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
I have to be clean shaven at all times for ROTC, and I use the electric razor because I'm a lazy piece of ****.
I do use a real razor when time allows, which isn't often.
#42 - wolviewolverine
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
well.. which atom?
#43 to #42 - alven
Reply +26
(12/27/2013) [-]
Plutonium 239 works rather well.
#123 to #43 - wolviewolverine
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
hey, alven, look below Dem people are mad as ****
#135 to #123 - kolsinder
Reply -3
(12/27/2013) [-]
Imbecile.
#136 to #135 - wolviewolverine
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
whatugonnadoboutit?
#138 to #136 - kolsinder
Reply -3
(12/27/2013) [-]
Nothing much, potentially remember you as a halfwit if your mug pops up again anywhere else on the site.
#139 to #138 - wolviewolverine
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
I wonder why?
#140 to #139 - kolsinder
Reply -2
(12/27/2013) [-]
In response to you acting like a cretin, perhaps?
#158 to #140 - wolviewolverine
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
how are you even part of any of this? Go and find friends and **** off.
#166 to #158 - kolsinder
Reply -2
(12/27/2013) [-]
Hm, I can't quite put my finger on it... could it be the fact that your comments have been posted publicly?
#167 to #166 - theactualwolvie
Reply -1
(12/27/2013) [-]
oh noes.. however that can be fixed... oh, wait..
#150 to #140 - welliguessitsaname
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
Been hittin' the word-a-day calendar?
#151 to #150 - kolsinder
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
Beg your pardon?
#152 to #151 - welliguessitsaname
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
I said, "Nice weather we're having".
#162 to #152 - kolsinder
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
I can't quite agree, it is a little nippy after all.
#44 to #43 - wolviewolverine
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
Good job on reading wiki!
#46 to #44 - Sethorein
Reply +56
(12/27/2013) [-]
>asks a question
>mocks the guy who answers it
#47 to #46 - wolviewolverine
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
>sees two people messaging
>cannot refrain from completely useless commentary
#49 to #47 - Sethorein
Reply +12
(12/27/2013) [-]
Someone's testy tonight. Trying to get some red thumbs, eh? Haven't realized orrisic has pretty much got it in the bag?
#78 to #49 - cosmicapprentice
Reply +3
(12/27/2013) [-]
******* orristic I think I hate him more than Dwarf.
#79 to #78 - Sethorein
Reply +8
(12/27/2013) [-]
No no, I ******* love him.

He posts good content with minimally rage inducing stickies and he's well on his way to -400.

God ******* speed to that piece of ****! The second he gets -400 the second we can be done with these stupid trolls.
#125 to #79 - wolviewolverine
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
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Noone invited you to comment on our 3 line exchange. You are butthurt beyond belief That is amusing.
I might keep track of you and especially start trolling you, becuase you are so damn butthurt.
#82 to #79 - cosmicapprentice
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
B-but... people are gonna keep trolling I'm pretty sure of that.
#141 to #82 - frenchpride
Reply +1
(12/27/2013) [-]
Theres such a thing as IGNORING, ******* AMERICAN TRASH SUCK MY PENIS YOIU ******* LOSER GET REKT SWAG YOLO **** YOIUDFSR
#84 to #82 - cosmicapprentice
Reply +1
(12/27/2013) [-]
I'm not gonna jump on the "hurr durr funnyjunk is doomed" bandwagon, but from my point of view, comments are pretty much doomed ever since admin implemented the retarded idea of negative levels.
#129 to #84 - wolviewolverine
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
Noone cares. You know why 4chan is more or less free from incredible retards like sethorein? Because there are no thumbs and no way to be butthurt persistently. He just cannot express his juvinile idiocracy.
And sure, 4chan is full of idiots, but at least they are somewhat limited to be idiots there.
FJ sadly has become a place where retards thrive in their own juice.
#144 to #129 - Sethorein
Reply -2
(12/27/2013) [-]
>rages like a mother ******
>says I'm butthurt

>says 4chan is free of people like me.
>implying I don't lurk 4chan.

This would be a lot funnier if it weren't so sad.
#156 to #144 - wolviewolverine
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
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oh please stop lurking 4chan.. You are an incredible idiot. And terribly butthurt.
#160 to #156 - Sethorein
Reply -3
(12/27/2013) [-]
yes yes... keep trying to farm red thumbs in this thread.   
   
hehehe... if it makes a poor wretch like you feel better, I'll consider this an act of charity... Look you get to make another angry reply that will garner more negative attention!    
   
Doesn't that just make your day?
yes yes... keep trying to farm red thumbs in this thread.

hehehe... if it makes a poor wretch like you feel better, I'll consider this an act of charity... Look you get to make another angry reply that will garner more negative attention!

Doesn't that just make your day?
#163 to #160 - wolviewolverine
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
I am not even thumbing you down Because I don't care about thumbs.
It is overly easy to make accounts (as demonstrated in this thread. If you look above most accounts that look like this aren't really mine.. or maybe even this one isn't the real one...)

I am amused by how butthurt you are and just want to see how long you'll persist.
#165 to #163 - Sethorein
Reply -1
(12/27/2013) [-]
butthurt... ;)
#85 to #82 - Sethorein
Reply -1
(12/27/2013) [-]
but I mean... it won't be nearly as freaking retarded as its been recently. Perhaps it's only because the thumb banning isn't stopping them... but I like to hope that once they won't be rewarded for this **** the torrent will lessen.
#87 to #85 - cosmicapprentice
Reply -1
(12/27/2013) [-]
These are dark times indeed my friend, we can only praise the sun for better times!

Seriously tho, I too hope this **** ends soon, so far I only give thumbs down to the "trolls" that are getting them in massive quantities.
#127 to #87 - anon
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(12/27/2013) [-]
#88 to #87 - Sethorein
Reply -2
(12/27/2013) [-]
hehe... praise the sun...
#81 to #78 - cosmicapprentice
Reply -1
(12/27/2013) [-]
orrisic*
#109 to #49 - wolviewolverine
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
None of your actions matter Mr. Sethorein. None.
#98 to #49 - wolviewolverine
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
Noone gives a flying **** about red thumbs.
Ever.
#119 to #49 - johrny
Reply -2
(12/27/2013) [-]
**** this guy. He even blocked me, because i keept people on thumbing him up.
**** this guy. He even blocked me, because i keept people on thumbing him up.
#120 to #119 - johrny
Reply -2
(12/27/2013) [-]
Besides: Feel free to use this conversation with him to thumb him up. I think there are 7 delicious comments that just wait for being thumbed up
#124 to #120 - wolviewolverine
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
Don't you people see you are thumbing down empty accounts. An evidence that thumbs don't mean ****. Noone cares.
#69 to #49 - hadtomakeanewname
Reply -2
(12/27/2013) [-]
lol
#137 to #47 - alven
Reply +1
(12/27/2013) [-]
And thus, when one comment under goes nuclomment fission, many other forms of comments where posted. Giving birth energy in forms of anger, fury and despair.
#23 - commission
Reply +38
(12/27/2013) [-]
I get it, he tried splitting the atom in half to show us the inside of it, but when he tried, it just went boom instead.   
   
   
HAHAHHA!
I get it, he tried splitting the atom in half to show us the inside of it, but when he tried, it just went boom instead.


HAHAHHA!
#70 to #23 - sabotagesam
Reply +8
(12/27/2013) [-]
but wut aboot hund granade?
#117 to #70 - xtwinblade
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
don't worry, he hadnt pulled the pin when he split it
#5 - trollins
Reply +34
(12/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#111 - niggernazi
Reply +22
(12/27/2013) [-]
************ rolled a random comment #27 posted by stricklandpropane at Oh Kon ** :
I find it sad that the author died before completing the source material.
#118 - mankey
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(12/27/2013) [-]
#126 to #118 - anon
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
the **** is this?

the **** is that?
#132 to #126 - mankey
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
A syringe. It's an old retoast most people should recognise.
#77 - smokeyrp
Reply +14
(12/27/2013) [-]
The last one immediately made me think of this
#83 to #77 - ridivey
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#89 to #83 - feelythefeel
Reply +13
(12/27/2013) [-]
If you're in a place that's currently being nuked, precision isn't exactly an issue worth dealing with.
#116 to #89 - RandomAnonGuy
Reply +8
(12/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, but it's a good rule of thumb.
#97 to #77 - ragnarfag
Reply -2
(12/27/2013) [-]
Looks like I'm dead.
#143 to #97 - kaboomz
Reply -1
(12/27/2013) [-]
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not big surprise
#153 to #77 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
Reply -1
(12/27/2013) [-]
don't you go immediately blind when you look at a nuke? why the **** would you try to look at it with your thumb covering it
#157 to #153 - tobloi
Reply -1
(12/27/2013) [-]
That's straight fare the explosion, like a second after is a blinding flash but it doesn't last long
#142 - betars ONLINE
Reply +12
(12/27/2013) [-]
That's not half

That's everything except half