Some stuff that cut in half. Hi! this is my first OC, so please be gentle. feel free to thumb up or favorite, it'll help a lot!. J. Some things that cut in half half
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - jajathezombie
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TFW cutting the grenade in half.
TFW cutting the grenade in half.
#27 to #11 - rebaj
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What movie is that from?

I've been searching far and wide not far from the to find it
User avatar #31 to #27 - thegrayfox
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#29 to #27 - tieze
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Airplane!
#190 to #29 - rebaj
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Tieze and thegrayfox, you guys get a thumb

I just don't have the material to post a pic or something relevant sigh out loud
User avatar #36 to #11 - kanaka
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Should be fine as long as it hasnt been primed yet.


inb4 buzzkillington.jpg
#113 to #36 - anon id: 91fc94f9
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buzzkillington.jpg
#18 to #11 - championofglaceon
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#121 to #11 - xacuop
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TFW the grenade exploded
#28 to #11 - bobbysilk
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#114 to #11 - epicawe
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mfw cutting a grenade
mfw cutting a grenade
#186 to #114 - notsureifanon
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Favorited because what the **** am I watching.
Favorited because what the **** am I watching.
User avatar #171 to #114 - greenstrongworld
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Source?
User avatar #176 to #171 - josephwolfe
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Fresh Guacamole by PES on Youtube
#180 to #171 - anon id: 6f426869
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It's part of a music video of a dubstep song that i forget the name of
User avatar #32 - breadbasket
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That toothpaste wasn't cut in half. That was like one eight of the tube you little ****.
#37 to #32 - jalthelas
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User avatar #94 to #37 - breadbasket
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The lid doesn't count as part of the "tube."
User avatar #56 to #32 - runescapewasgood
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he never said it was one half...
User avatar #95 to #56 - breadbasket
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The title says "some stuff that cut in half"
User avatar #53 to #32 - redrex
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well, if two halves make a whole, it is technically cut in half, but if you mean one half = one half then yes, i agree with you
#33 to #32 - indonesia [OP]
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User avatar #34 to #33 - breadbasket
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At least you're a good sport.
User avatar #14 - localbees
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I feel like apologizing to my facial hair now...
#74 to #14 - anon id: dd0c6dc9
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you should
why don't you shave like a man?
#86 to #74 - soapybox
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Your statement is contradictory.

Although it is true he is unmanly for not using a razor, but to my knowledge I thought the only way to shave a beard was to not.
#170 to #86 - implosay
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User avatar #149 to #86 - localbees
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I have to be clean shaven at all times for ROTC, and I use the electric razor because I'm a lazy piece of ****.
I do use a real razor when time allows, which isn't often.
User avatar #42 - wolviewolverine
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well.. which atom?
User avatar #43 to #42 - alven
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Plutonium 239 works rather well.
User avatar #123 to #43 - wolviewolverine
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hey, alven, look below Dem people are mad as ****
User avatar #135 to #123 - kolsinder
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Imbecile.
User avatar #136 to #135 - wolviewolverine
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whatugonnadoboutit?
User avatar #138 to #136 - kolsinder
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Nothing much, potentially remember you as a halfwit if your mug pops up again anywhere else on the site.
User avatar #139 to #138 - wolviewolverine
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I wonder why?
User avatar #140 to #139 - kolsinder
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In response to you acting like a cretin, perhaps?
User avatar #158 to #140 - wolviewolverine
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how are you even part of any of this? Go and find friends and **** off.
User avatar #166 to #158 - kolsinder
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Hm, I can't quite put my finger on it... could it be the fact that your comments have been posted publicly?
#167 to #166 - theactualwolvie
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oh noes.. however that can be fixed... oh, wait..
User avatar #150 to #140 - welliguessitsaname
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Been hittin' the word-a-day calendar?
User avatar #151 to #150 - kolsinder
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Beg your pardon?
User avatar #152 to #151 - welliguessitsaname
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I said, "Nice weather we're having".
User avatar #162 to #152 - kolsinder
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I can't quite agree, it is a little nippy after all.
User avatar #44 to #43 - wolviewolverine
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Good job on reading wiki!
User avatar #46 to #44 - Sethorein
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>asks a question
>mocks the guy who answers it
User avatar #47 to #46 - wolviewolverine
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>sees two people messaging
>cannot refrain from completely useless commentary
User avatar #49 to #47 - Sethorein
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Someone's testy tonight. Trying to get some red thumbs, eh? Haven't realized orrisic has pretty much got it in the bag?
User avatar #78 to #49 - cosmicapprentice
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******* orristic I think I hate him more than Dwarf.
User avatar #79 to #78 - Sethorein
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No no, I ******* love him.

He posts good content with minimally rage inducing stickies and he's well on his way to -400.

God ******* speed to that piece of ****! The second he gets -400 the second we can be done with these stupid trolls.
#125 to #79 - wolviewolverine
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Noone invited you to comment on our 3 line exchange. You are butthurt beyond belief That is amusing.
I might keep track of you and especially start trolling you, becuase you are so damn butthurt.
User avatar #82 to #79 - cosmicapprentice
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B-but... people are gonna keep trolling I'm pretty sure of that.
#141 to #82 - frenchpride
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Theres such a thing as IGNORING, ******* AMERICAN TRASH SUCK MY PENIS YOIU ******* LOSER GET REKT SWAG YOLO **** YOIUDFSR
User avatar #84 to #82 - cosmicapprentice
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I'm not gonna jump on the "hurr durr funnyjunk is doomed" bandwagon, but from my point of view, comments are pretty much doomed ever since admin implemented the retarded idea of negative levels.
User avatar #129 to #84 - wolviewolverine
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Noone cares. You know why 4chan is more or less free from incredible retards like sethorein? Because there are no thumbs and no way to be butthurt persistently. He just cannot express his juvinile idiocracy.
And sure, 4chan is full of idiots, but at least they are somewhat limited to be idiots there.
FJ sadly has become a place where retards thrive in their own juice.
User avatar #144 to #129 - Sethorein
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>rages like a mother ******
>says I'm butthurt

>says 4chan is free of people like me.
>implying I don't lurk 4chan.

This would be a lot funnier if it weren't so sad.
#156 to #144 - wolviewolverine
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oh please stop lurking 4chan.. You are an incredible idiot. And terribly butthurt.
#160 to #156 - Sethorein
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yes yes... keep trying to farm red thumbs in this thread.   
   
hehehe... if it makes a poor wretch like you feel better, I'll consider this an act of charity... Look you get to make another angry reply that will garner more negative attention!    
   
Doesn't that just make your day?
yes yes... keep trying to farm red thumbs in this thread.

hehehe... if it makes a poor wretch like you feel better, I'll consider this an act of charity... Look you get to make another angry reply that will garner more negative attention!

Doesn't that just make your day?
User avatar #163 to #160 - wolviewolverine
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I am not even thumbing you down Because I don't care about thumbs.
It is overly easy to make accounts (as demonstrated in this thread. If you look above most accounts that look like this aren't really mine.. or maybe even this one isn't the real one...)

I am amused by how butthurt you are and just want to see how long you'll persist.
#165 to #163 - Sethorein
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butthurt... ;)
User avatar #85 to #82 - Sethorein
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but I mean... it won't be nearly as freaking retarded as its been recently. Perhaps it's only because the thumb banning isn't stopping them... but I like to hope that once they won't be rewarded for this **** the torrent will lessen.
#87 to #85 - cosmicapprentice
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These are dark times indeed my friend, we can only praise the sun for better times!

Seriously tho, I too hope this **** ends soon, so far I only give thumbs down to the "trolls" that are getting them in massive quantities.
#127 to #87 - anon id: 54bee110
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#88 to #87 - Sethorein
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hehe... praise the sun...
User avatar #81 to #78 - cosmicapprentice
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orrisic*
User avatar #109 to #49 - wolviewolverine
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None of your actions matter Mr. Sethorein. None.
User avatar #98 to #49 - wolviewolverine
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Noone gives a flying **** about red thumbs.
Ever.
#119 to #49 - johrny
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**** this guy. He even blocked me, because i keept people on thumbing him up.
**** this guy. He even blocked me, because i keept people on thumbing him up.
#120 to #119 - johrny
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Besides: Feel free to use this conversation with him to thumb him up. I think there are 7 delicious comments that just wait for being thumbed up
User avatar #124 to #120 - wolviewolverine
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Don't you people see you are thumbing down empty accounts. An evidence that thumbs don't mean ****. Noone cares.
User avatar #69 to #49 - hadtomakeanewname
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lol
User avatar #137 to #47 - alven
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And thus, when one comment under goes nuclomment fission, many other forms of comments where posted. Giving birth energy in forms of anger, fury and despair.
#23 - commission
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I get it, he tried splitting the atom in half to show us the inside of it, but when he tried, it just went boom instead.   
   
   
HAHAHHA!
I get it, he tried splitting the atom in half to show us the inside of it, but when he tried, it just went boom instead.


HAHAHHA!
#70 to #23 - sabotagesam
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but wut aboot hund granade?
User avatar #117 to #70 - xtwinblade
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don't worry, he hadnt pulled the pin when he split it
#5 - trollins
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User avatar #111 - niggernazi
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************ rolled a random comment #27 posted by stricklandpropane at Oh Kon ** :
I find it sad that the author died before completing the source material.
#118 - mankey
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#126 to #118 - anon id: 54bee110
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the **** is this?

the **** is that?
User avatar #132 to #126 - mankey
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A syringe. It's an old retoast most people should recognise.
#77 - smokeyrp
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The last one immediately made me think of this
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User avatar #89 to #83 - feelythefeel
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If you're in a place that's currently being nuked, precision isn't exactly an issue worth dealing with.
User avatar #116 to #89 - RandomAnonGuy
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Yeah, but it's a good rule of thumb.
User avatar #97 to #77 - ragnarfag
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Looks like I'm dead.
#143 to #97 - kaboomz
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not big surprise
User avatar #153 to #77 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
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don't you go immediately blind when you look at a nuke? why the **** would you try to look at it with your thumb covering it
#157 to #153 - tobloi
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That's straight fare the explosion, like a second after is a blinding flash but it doesn't last long
#142 - betars
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That's not half

That's everything except half