Some sad relatable quotes
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Sterski (06/07/2015) [-] Whatever ****** meaning theses things had is pretty much ruined by putting "word porn" under each of them.
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TheHutchie (06/07/2015) [-] It's a Facebook page which celebrates language. These are its posts.
I mean, fair enough, it's not an elegant name, but it's not like there are dozens of these pages to choose from.
I mean, fair enough, it's not an elegant name, but it's not like there are dozens of these pages to choose from.
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Jeff C (06/07/2015) [-] Oh man, I'm going through some girl troubles right now so some of these are really hitting home for me. This one especially since she's pretty much told me I'm the right guy at the wrong time..
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WMDxVeLoCiTy (06/07/2015) [-] This one did the trick for me considering I've been chasing after the same girl for 9 years and have gotten no where.
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pyromanicturtlez (06/08/2015) [-] Then tell her that you won't always be around and if you're the right guy there is no wrong time.
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therealbigmac (06/07/2015) [-] It's weird. This sums up a situation I have with a girl. Been on and off for the last 6 years. Been together, split, moved on to new relationships then back to each other constantly over that period of time. Part of me feels like she is the one for me although the other logical side of me says that we are so different now to what we once where and we're trying to hold onto the concept of that "first teen love" we both once had. It's strange i've never ever felt what i've felt for her with anyone else. I've told her myself that we're not right for each other but maybe when we're older the timing for us might be right. I just know right now it's not the right time. Now don't get me wrong I'm not sad or anything infact i'm quite happy and cheerful. I just don't dwell on things.
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helgheimftw (06/07/2015) [-] As a guy whom thinks very little of himself and is currently really ****** up over a break up this speaks to me
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formidablebunny (06/07/2015) [-] I'm pretty sure my boyfriend broke up with me last night, while I was drunk I'd been out with my co-workers, drinking on a ship, like pirates, since 10am. I was pretty smashed.
I can't contact him, he left work 7 hours ago and won't reply to anything. He lives in another country, so I can't just go and get him. I can't fall asleep and I have 3 super important meetings tomorrow, and a document deadline on Tuesday. I can't afford not to sleep, but I honestly can't hold myself together, and this post made everything so much worse. Thanks OP.
I can't contact him, he left work 7 hours ago and won't reply to anything. He lives in another country, so I can't just go and get him. I can't fall asleep and I have 3 super important meetings tomorrow, and a document deadline on Tuesday. I can't afford not to sleep, but I honestly can't hold myself together, and this post made everything so much worse. Thanks OP.
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anon (06/07/2015) [-]
"Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments,
and kiss you in every place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting
me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible
and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people."
and kiss you in every place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting
me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible
and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people."
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thesimonved (06/07/2015) [-] Most of these are pretty kitschy, not really profound and only pseudo-deep, not my kind of wisdom. One similar one, but imo pretty profound is Springsteen's: "Is a dream a lie, if I don't come true or is it something worse" from "The River" this one just sticks to me. I don't say it often, but it's powerful.
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ferbisboy (06/07/2015) [-] They probably weren't looking for depth, just witty language. There's nothing deep in them, nothing an average person won't understand or relate to(tough love is pretty relatable).
It's probably not anybody's wisdom is what I'm getting at, just some witty quotes that may or may not hit you where it hurts.
It's probably not anybody's wisdom is what I'm getting at, just some witty quotes that may or may not hit you where it hurts.
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welliguessitsaname (06/08/2015) [-] We both know seras can't compete with my curvaceous booty.
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alucardexplain (06/08/2015) [-] I think you mistake "curvaceous booty" for morbid obesity.
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welliguessitsaname (06/08/2015) [-] I think you mistake "gold digger" as "person who respects me". Have fun with your cute little bitch.
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alucardexplain (06/08/2015) [-] I'm going to dress you in a mustard jar costume and sex the hell out of you.
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drolyeknom (06/07/2015) [-] "The only people up after 3am are in love, lonely, drunk or all three" ...this person has never worked nights...
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anon (06/08/2015) [-]
By far my favorite song lyric
"My life is violent, but violent is life. Peace is a dream. Reality is a knife."
"My life is violent, but violent is life. Peace is a dream. Reality is a knife."
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darkoblivion (06/08/2015) [-] missingthepoint.jpeg
these all sound nice but where does the porn portion of the word porn come on?
these all sound nice but where does the porn portion of the word porn come on?
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tellybear (06/08/2015) [-] Bring me the thing that turns in the night, stirring up the darkness like oil in a cauldron, inspiring confusion and horrid delusion in the restless minds of the cowardly. I just prefer sentences that sound dramatic and have weirdly satisfying structure. [spoiler] Look at that thing flow like an jungle river [/spoiler]
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rollingpicture (06/08/2015) [-] **rollingpicture used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rollingpicture rolls Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time.** <-- More word porn
**rollingpicture rolls Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time.** <-- More word porn
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captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-] These are nice quotes and all, but calling it "Word porn" is just incredibly vulgar.
