Some men. .. He should have chosen Detroit Some men He should have chosen Detroit
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#1 - huntronicles
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(12/15/2013) [-]
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He should have chosen Detroit
#39 to #1 - ADTRNinja
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Have you ever been to Detroit?
#63 to #39 - Mumford
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Nope can you tell me what it's like since i'll be in the airport in a few days.

As a Brit visiting the old colonies always worries me slightly, in case theres any of that ruckus like the last time
#100 to #63 - ADTRNinja
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Stay out of the residential areas.
#97 to #39 - whiteusername ONLINE
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Calling Detroit a **** hole is an insult to **** holes, they can't even afford to keep the street lights on. They are a failing city, a former mayor was just sent to prison for corruption, it has one of the highest crime rates in the nation. It's full of ******* and terrorists. Have you seen Detroit?
#65 to #39 - raistlinmajere
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(12/16/2013) [-]
dude i live about 10 miles from detroit, yea the city part is nice and ill go down there for the restaurants n ****, but the residential area that is in detroit is terrible.. just about every other house is boarded up and/or burnted part way down.
#83 to #1 - gilliam
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(12/16/2013) [-]
It looks like Detroid is taking care of itself.
#46 to #1 - meatygoodness
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(12/16/2013) [-]
#3 to #1 - jackmanagan ONLINE
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(12/15/2013) [-]
isnt it already destroyed?

we should move out the people with sense enough to leave and just stop sending in trains n semi trucks
#59 - ridivey ONLINE
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(12/16/2013) [-]
its like deathnote with burger toppings
#98 to #59 - anon
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Death Burger
#110 to #59 - toxicwarning
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(12/16/2013) [-]
come to think of it, i heard there was a hollywood version of death note upcoming, maybe. It all makes sense now!
#2 - crazyolitis
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(12/15/2013) [-]
To be honest, the McDonalds pickles look more like cucumbers than actual pickles, to be honest.
#41 to #2 - dangergooch
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(12/16/2013) [-]
I feel like you're lying, to be honest.
#8 to #2 - BoxSocial ONLINE
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(12/15/2013) [-]
The only time I ordered a Whopper from Burger King, the pickles looked radioactive, like they were a very bright, solid, and sickly green.
#16 to #2 - catdownstairz
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Pickles are just pickled cucumbers
#77 to #16 - thatsimple
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(12/16/2013) [-]
But thats not true. Theyre the same kind of vegetable but pickled cucumbers are in no way pickles
#81 to #77 - catdownstairz
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(12/16/2013) [-]
No, pickles are pickled cucumbers meaning cucumbers soaked in brine, which is where they get the name pickles
#80 to #2 - ningyoaijin
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(12/16/2013) [-]
To be sure, to be sure.
#11 to #2 - gayboard
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Double the honest, for extra honesty.
#15 to #2 - tackyface
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(12/16/2013) [-]
You better not be lying to me.
#6 to #2 - ILIEKPEPSEE
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(12/15/2013) [-]
You'd think they were made from the ******* things, y'know?
#7 to #6 - crazyolitis
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(12/15/2013) [-]
To be honest, I like the Titanic pickles of the Mac.
#4 to #2 - huntronicles
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(12/15/2013) [-]
You honestly think that?
#5 to #4 - crazyolitis
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(12/15/2013) [-]
Honest, I am honestly honest. Honest.
#12 to #2 - timmity
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(12/16/2013) [-]
mabye they`re pickled cucumbers
#13 to #12 - runapuff
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Oh, you mother ******.
Oh, you mother ******.
#14 to #13 - timmity
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(12/16/2013) [-]
what?
#21 to #14 - runapuff
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Pickles are pickled cucumbers. They're just called pickles in short.
#124 to #21 - timmity
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(12/16/2013) [-]
i know that but what was the laughter and "Oh, you ************!" about?!
#76 to #21 - thatsimple
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(12/16/2013) [-]
But thats not true. Theyre the same kind of vegetable but pickled cucumbers are in no way pickles
#127 to #76 - runapuff
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(12/16/2013) [-]
"A pickled cucumber (commonly known as a pickle in the United States and Canada or generically as gherkins in the United Kingdom) is a cucumber that has been pickled in a brine, vinegar, or other solution and left to ferment for a period of time, by either immersing the cucumbers in an acidic solution or through souring by lacto-fermentation." - Wikipedia   
   
"a cucumber (= a green, tube-shaped vegetable) that has been preserved in a liquid containing salt and other spices or vinegar" - Cambridge Dictionary   
   
"a cucumber that has been preserved in brine, vinegar, or the like." - 
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"A pickled cucumber (commonly known as a pickle in the United States and Canada or generically as gherkins in the United Kingdom) is a cucumber that has been pickled in a brine, vinegar, or other solution and left to ferment for a period of time, by either immersing the cucumbers in an acidic solution or through souring by lacto-fermentation." - Wikipedia

"a cucumber (= a green, tube-shaped vegetable) that has been preserved in a liquid containing salt and other spices or vinegar" - Cambridge Dictionary

"a cucumber that has been preserved in brine, vinegar, or the like." - You need to login to view this link
#135 to #127 - thatsimple
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(12/17/2013) [-]
Its strange i can find a lot of documentation about it in my own language but in english i have to agree i cant find anything about it. Maybe a 'pickle' in my country is somethign slightly different
#94 to #76 - anon
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(12/16/2013) [-]
u serious?
#125 to #76 - timmity
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(12/16/2013) [-]
cucumbers arent vegetables, they are fruit, by biology, but culinarily, they`re "vegitable fruit"
#19 to #14 - runapuff
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(12/16/2013) [-]
You don't know what you've done?
#126 to #19 - timmity
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(12/16/2013) [-]
most things?
#69 - calawesome
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(12/16/2013) [-]
well, you can't go back on your word op....




seems you're in a...pickle
#92 to #69 - slothmaster
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(12/16/2013) [-]
You stealing my thunder, M8?
#73 to #69 - dandamanzx ONLINE
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(12/16/2013) [-]
This comment made me exhale harder than normal.
#35 - sixty ONLINE
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Better watch out for Texas Benders...
Better watch out for Texas Benders...
#84 to #35 - gilliam
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Where did that gif even come from...
#88 to #35 - thegamerslife
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(12/16/2013) [-]
yeah, what is the original from?
#108 to #88 - capinsquiggles
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(12/16/2013) [-]
It's from a movie that doesn't exist, but still tries really hard to exist
#90 to #88 - bololak
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Its an edited gif from a horrible live action movie of Avatar the last airbender
#103 to #35 - mcbrosephson
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(12/16/2013) [-]
No one in Texas likes Odessa. Only people from Odessa like it
#89 - dmxking
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(12/16/2013) [-]
I guess you can say... All his exes live in Texas
I guess you can say... All his exes live in Texas
#112 to #89 - straightbusta
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(12/16/2013) [-]
LIKE THEY GOIN STRAIGHT
#107 to #89 - dieterkaiser
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(12/16/2013) [-]
#95 - empithree
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(12/16/2013) [-]
pickle'o
#67 - milthyfoustache
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(12/16/2013) [-]
I was only aware there was an Odessa in Ukraine, learn something new everyday
#70 to #67 - misterusername
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#71 to #70 - milthyfoustache
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(12/16/2013) [-]
So many places in America are named after places in Britain it's brilliant. I was watching an American film once and they kept going on about Newark (I was only young at the time so was unaware of the city in New Jersey) and I was confused as there is a town about 40 minutes from me called Newark (fun fact, Newark is an anagram of wanker)
#33 - idaho
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Odessa is the Texas of Texas.
#53 to #33 - vicsix
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(12/16/2013) [-]
No it's the Mexico of Texas.
#42 to #33 - commontroll
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(12/16/2013) [-]
It's the America of the America of America.
#47 to #42 - fifteensecondchug
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Don't throw us all in with that lot.
#56 to #47 - commontroll
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(12/16/2013) [-]
I'm from Texas dude. I can make as many jokes about us being the most American state as I want. Because freedom.   
   
By the way, I was referring to the "Texas, the America of America" joke, and taking it further. I just want to clarify I'm in no way making fun of our great state, nor angry or anything, simply joking.
I'm from Texas dude. I can make as many jokes about us being the most American state as I want. Because freedom.

By the way, I was referring to the "Texas, the America of America" joke, and taking it further. I just want to clarify I'm in no way making fun of our great state, nor angry or anything, simply joking.
#129 to #56 - fifteensecondchug
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Haha I was joking as well. I guess I failed. Texas is one of my favorite states to be quite honest (may just sound like I'm trying to save face but oh well). I'm in Arizona, which is very similar.
#130 to #129 - commontroll
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Oh alright. Damn it's hard to understand inflection on the internet!

I actually went through Arizona this summer while I was on my way home from California. What part?
#131 to #130 - fifteensecondchug
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Up closer to the Utah and Nevada borders. About a 2 hour drive from the north rim of the Grand Canyon.
#132 to #131 - commontroll
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Ah, okay. I actually stopped at Flagstaff on my way down, so I was on the other side of the Great Divide from you.
#61 - DasSpiel
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(12/16/2013) [-]
LA
San Fran
********
#74 to #61 - certifiedidiot
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Why not go for Detroit?
#86 to #74 - thegamerslife
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Because Detroit already went bankrupt, it's already destroyed itself.
#87 to #86 - certifiedidiot
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Yeah but if this dude really meant destroy the city, then we could get rid of that eye sore pretty dag gon cheap
#91 to #87 - anon
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(12/16/2013) [-]
This statement really makes me wonder if you even got the joke at all...
#128 to #74 - subtard
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(12/16/2013) [-]
Somebody clearly already did it
#123 to #74 - leonhardt
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(12/16/2013) [-]
It'd be like ******** on a pile of existing ****.