Some men. . I ordered a burger and told my waiter that fer pickle I reserve, I will destroy a tiny. He returned with this and said ‘My least faverite plates’ .
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#59 - ridivey (12/16/2013) [-]
its like deathnote with burger toppings
User avatar #110 to #59 - toxicwarning (12/16/2013) [-]
come to think of it, i heard there was a hollywood version of death note upcoming, maybe. It all makes sense now!
#98 to #59 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
Death Burger
User avatar #69 - calawesome (12/16/2013) [-]
well, you can't go back on your word op....




seems you're in a...pickle
#92 to #69 - slothmaster (12/16/2013) [-]
You stealing my thunder, M8?
User avatar #73 to #69 - dandamanzx (12/16/2013) [-]
This comment made me exhale harder than normal.
#1 - huntronicles (12/15/2013) [-]
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He should have chosen Detroit
#39 to #1 - ADTRNinja (12/16/2013) [-]
Have you ever been to Detroit?
User avatar #63 to #39 - Mumford (12/16/2013) [-]
Nope can you tell me what it's like since i'll be in the airport in a few days.

As a Brit visiting the old colonies always worries me slightly, in case theres any of that ruckus like the last time
User avatar #100 to #63 - ADTRNinja (12/16/2013) [-]
Stay out of the residential areas.
#97 to #39 - whiteusername ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Calling Detroit a **** hole is an insult to **** holes, they can't even afford to keep the street lights on. They are a failing city, a former mayor was just sent to prison for corruption, it has one of the highest crime rates in the nation. It's full of ******* and terrorists. Have you seen Detroit?
User avatar #65 to #39 - raistlinmajere (12/16/2013) [-]
dude i live about 10 miles from detroit, yea the city part is nice and ill go down there for the restaurants n **** , but the residential area that is in detroit is terrible.. just about every other house is boarded up and/or burnted part way down.
User avatar #83 to #1 - gilliam (12/16/2013) [-]
It looks like Detroid is taking care of itself.
User avatar #3 to #1 - jackmanagan (12/15/2013) [-]
isnt it already destroyed?

we should move out the people with sense enough to leave and just stop sending in trains n semi trucks
#89 - dmxking (12/16/2013) [-]
I guess you can say... All his exes live in Texas
I guess you can say... All his exes live in Texas
#112 to #89 - straightbusta (12/16/2013) [-]
LIKE THEY GOIN STRAIGHT
#95 - empithree (12/16/2013) [-]
pickle'o
User avatar #2 - crazyolitis (12/15/2013) [-]
To be honest, the McDonalds pickles look more like cucumbers than actual pickles, to be honest.
User avatar #41 to #2 - dangergooch (12/16/2013) [-]
I feel like you're lying, to be honest.
User avatar #11 to #2 - gayboard (12/16/2013) [-]
Double the honest, for extra honesty.
User avatar #8 to #2 - BoxSocial (12/15/2013) [-]
The only time I ordered a Whopper from Burger King, the pickles looked radioactive, like they were a very bright, solid, and sickly green.
User avatar #16 to #2 - catdownstairz (12/16/2013) [-]
Pickles are just pickled cucumbers
User avatar #77 to #16 - thatsimple (12/16/2013) [-]
But thats not true. Theyre the same kind of vegetable but pickled cucumbers are in no way pickles
User avatar #81 to #77 - catdownstairz (12/16/2013) [-]
No, pickles are pickled cucumbers meaning cucumbers soaked in brine, which is where they get the name pickles
#80 to #2 - ningyoaijin (12/16/2013) [-]
To be sure, to be sure.
User avatar #15 to #2 - tackyface (12/16/2013) [-]
You better not be lying to me.
User avatar #6 to #2 - ILIEKPEPSEE (12/15/2013) [-]
You'd think they were made from the ******* things, y'know?
User avatar #7 to #6 - crazyolitis (12/15/2013) [-]
To be honest, I like the Titanic pickles of the Mac.
User avatar #12 to #2 - timmity (12/16/2013) [-]
mabye they`re pickled cucumbers
#13 to #12 - runapuff (12/16/2013) [-]
Oh, you mother 			******		.
Oh, you mother ****** .
User avatar #14 to #13 - timmity (12/16/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #21 to #14 - runapuff (12/16/2013) [-]
Pickles are pickled cucumbers. They're just called pickles in short.
User avatar #124 to #21 - timmity (12/16/2013) [-]
i know that but what was the laughter and "Oh, you ************ !" about?!
User avatar #76 to #21 - thatsimple (12/16/2013) [-]
But thats not true. Theyre the same kind of vegetable but pickled cucumbers are in no way pickles
#127 to #76 - runapuff (12/16/2013) [-]
"A pickled cucumber (commonly known as a pickle in the United States and Canada or generically as gherkins in the United Kingdom) is a cucumber that has been pickled in a brine, vinegar, or other solution and left to ferment for a period of time, by either immersing the cucumbers in an acidic solution or through souring by lacto-fermentation." - Wikipedia   
   
"a cucumber (= a green, tube-shaped vegetable) that has been preserved in a liquid containing salt and other spices or vinegar" - Cambridge Dictionary   
   
"a cucumber that has been preserved in brine, vinegar, or the like." - 
			
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"A pickled cucumber (commonly known as a pickle in the United States and Canada or generically as gherkins in the United Kingdom) is a cucumber that has been pickled in a brine, vinegar, or other solution and left to ferment for a period of time, by either immersing the cucumbers in an acidic solution or through souring by lacto-fermentation." - Wikipedia

"a cucumber (= a green, tube-shaped vegetable) that has been preserved in a liquid containing salt and other spices or vinegar" - Cambridge Dictionary

"a cucumber that has been preserved in brine, vinegar, or the like." - You need to login to view this link
User avatar #135 to #127 - thatsimple (12/17/2013) [-]
Its strange i can find a lot of documentation about it in my own language but in english i have to agree i cant find anything about it. Maybe a 'pickle' in my country is somethign slightly different
#94 to #76 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
u serious?
User avatar #125 to #76 - timmity (12/16/2013) [-]
cucumbers arent vegetables, they are fruit, by biology, but culinarily, they`re "vegitable fruit"
User avatar #19 to #14 - runapuff (12/16/2013) [-]
You don't know what you've done?
User avatar #126 to #19 - timmity (12/16/2013) [-]
most things?
User avatar #4 to #2 - huntronicles (12/15/2013) [-]
You honestly think that?
User avatar #5 to #4 - crazyolitis (12/15/2013) [-]
Honest, I am honestly honest. Honest.
User avatar #33 - idaho (12/16/2013) [-]
Odessa is the Texas of Texas.
User avatar #53 to #33 - vicsix (12/16/2013) [-]
No it's the Mexico of Texas.
User avatar #42 to #33 - commontroll (12/16/2013) [-]
It's the America of the America of America.
User avatar #47 to #42 - fifteensecondchug (12/16/2013) [-]
Don't throw us all in with that lot.
#56 to #47 - commontroll (12/16/2013) [-]
I'm from Texas dude. I can make as many jokes about us being the most American state as I want. Because freedom.   
   
By the way, I was referring to the "Texas, the America of America" joke, and taking it further. I just want to clarify I'm in no way making fun of our great state, nor angry or anything, simply joking.
I'm from Texas dude. I can make as many jokes about us being the most American state as I want. Because freedom.

By the way, I was referring to the "Texas, the America of America" joke, and taking it further. I just want to clarify I'm in no way making fun of our great state, nor angry or anything, simply joking.
User avatar #129 to #56 - fifteensecondchug (12/16/2013) [-]
Haha I was joking as well. I guess I failed. Texas is one of my favorite states to be quite honest (may just sound like I'm trying to save face but oh well). I'm in Arizona, which is very similar.
User avatar #130 to #129 - commontroll (12/16/2013) [-]
Oh alright. Damn it's hard to understand inflection on the internet!

I actually went through Arizona this summer while I was on my way home from California. What part?
User avatar #131 to #130 - fifteensecondchug (12/16/2013) [-]
Up closer to the Utah and Nevada borders. About a 2 hour drive from the north rim of the Grand Canyon.
User avatar #132 to #131 - commontroll (12/16/2013) [-]
Ah, okay. I actually stopped at Flagstaff on my way down, so I was on the other side of the Great Divide from you.
#35 - sixty (12/16/2013) [-]
Better watch out for Texas Benders...
Better watch out for Texas Benders...
User avatar #84 to #35 - gilliam (12/16/2013) [-]
Where did that gif even come from...
User avatar #88 to #35 - thegamerslife (12/16/2013) [-]
yeah, what is the original from?
User avatar #108 to #88 - capinsquiggles (12/16/2013) [-]
It's from a movie that doesn't exist, but still tries really hard to exist
#90 to #88 - bololak (12/16/2013) [-]
Its an edited gif from a horrible live action movie of Avatar the last airbender
User avatar #103 to #35 - mcbrosephson (12/16/2013) [-]
No one in Texas likes Odessa. Only people from Odessa like it
#45 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
I live in Odessa. This Place is **** .
User avatar #48 to #45 - drunkasaurus (12/16/2013) [-]
what about the Odessa steps?

and now that I'm thinking about it I'm pretty sure those are in Asia
User avatar #50 to #48 - rapebear (12/16/2013) [-]
With a name like "drunkasaurus" it's not surprising you confused Texas and Asia.
User avatar #102 to #101 - dickticklerluv (12/16/2013) [-]
Is that Clay from Xiaolin Showdown?
User avatar #137 to #102 - tapeworms (12/17/2013) [-]
Yup!
User avatar #67 - milthyfoustache (12/16/2013) [-]
I was only aware there was an Odessa in Ukraine, learn something new everyday
User avatar #71 to #70 - milthyfoustache (12/16/2013) [-]
So many places in America are named after places in Britain it's brilliant. I was watching an American film once and they kept going on about Newark (I was only young at the time so was unaware of the city in New Jersey) and I was confused as there is a town about 40 minutes from me called Newark (fun fact, Newark is an anagram of wanker)
User avatar #93 - captainpickles (12/16/2013) [-]
Oh boy, my name's finaly kinda relevant
User avatar #64 - zzzanzitron (12/16/2013) [-]
i'd list cities infested with WBC
User avatar #62 - skrimus (12/16/2013) [-]
I like Odessa. ****** .
#61 - DasSpiel (12/16/2013) [-]
LA
San Fran
********
User avatar #74 to #61 - certifiedidiot (12/16/2013) [-]
Why not go for Detroit?
User avatar #86 to #74 - thegamerslife (12/16/2013) [-]
Because Detroit already went bankrupt, it's already destroyed itself.
User avatar #87 to #86 - certifiedidiot (12/16/2013) [-]
Yeah but if this dude really meant destroy the city, then we could get rid of that eye sore pretty dag gon cheap
#91 to #87 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
This statement really makes me wonder if you even got the joke at all...
User avatar #128 to #74 - subtard (12/16/2013) [-]
Somebody clearly already did it
User avatar #123 to #74 - leonhardt (12/16/2013) [-]
It'd be like ******** on a pile of existing **** .
User avatar #68 - pedomegler (12/16/2013) [-]
Odessa.... im ok with this
#55 - imthatbrony (12/16/2013) [-]
Holy **** !!!! Home town of Odessa Texas was Mentioned.... For the Love of the UNIVERSE DESTROY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! That place is evil...
#22 - Reveal (12/16/2013) [-]

I Live in Channelview. Should I be worried?
User avatar #31 to #22 - Zemior (12/16/2013) [-]
We should be.
#43 - gorginhanson (12/16/2013) [-]
Anyone else think of this?


For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you
#49 to #43 - drunkasaurus (12/16/2013) [-]
yeah I mean that's obviously where she got the phrase from.   
 TTBB   
 Typical Tumblr Bitch Behavior.
yeah I mean that's obviously where she got the phrase from.
TTBB
Typical Tumblr Bitch Behavior.
#66 - mastersaturday (12/16/2013) [-]
They're all in Texas. Should've just given him a whole pickle and told him to destroy all of Texas.
#72 to #66 - Dwarf (12/16/2013) [-]
Texas is not a city.
#78 to #72 - slysixtyfourwii (12/16/2013) [-]
lets make an exception
User avatar #85 to #78 - thegamerslife (12/16/2013) [-]
He would fail.
#99 to #72 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
He did say ALL of Texas you dumb **** .
#104 to #99 - shadowbreech (12/16/2013) [-]
And the customer only promised to destroy cities you anon...
And the customer only promised to destroy cities you anon...
#133 to #104 - Dwarf (12/16/2013) [-]
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