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Some cool stories. First off, the very classic Sir Bearington. Some nice inter-character drama. Why you don't toss magical rings into lakes. DMs who troll you f

First off, the very classic Sir Bearington.


Some cool stories. First off, the very classic Sir Bearington. Some nice inter-character drama. Why you don't toss magical rings into lakes. DMs who troll you f

Some nice inter-character drama.


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Some cool stories. First off, the very classic Sir Bearington. Some nice inter-character drama. Why you don't toss magical rings into lakes. DMs who troll you f

Why you don't toss magical rings into lakes.


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Some cool stories. First off, the very classic Sir Bearington. Some nice inter-character drama. Why you don't toss magical rings into lakes. DMs who troll you f

DMs who troll you for rolling a nat 20.


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Some cool stories. First off, the very classic Sir Bearington. Some nice inter-character drama. Why you don't toss magical rings into lakes. DMs who troll you f

Don't follow what the DM told you, fine.


Some cool stories. First off, the very classic Sir Bearington. Some nice inter-character drama. Why you don't toss magical rings into lakes. DMs who troll you f

I bet they were like Jackie Chan and wanted no trabble.


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Some cool stories. First off, the very classic Sir Bearington. Some nice inter-character drama. Why you don't toss magical rings into lakes. DMs who troll you f

Another classic, this one about Los Tiburon


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Some cool stories. First off, the very classic Sir Bearington. Some nice inter-character drama. Why you don't toss magical rings into lakes. DMs who troll you f

Red Baron from WW1

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llu' lake a bear character in [ED 3. 5
DDM laughs
lake bear a rogue, put every point i can into disguise
class as a spy to get more disguise
DDM says i can' t speak english
lax out Stoff
growling and gesturing. I can fake speaking a language I don' t speak English}
ruse money to hire a butler NFC
him magical item to let him speak hear
An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearing's We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh
silver the course of the game, be knighted as Sir
holds a dinner in my honor.
2: -A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise
Mahouts out loud
H , THAT GUYS NOT A GUY, HE' S JUST A BEAR!"
Allan is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity
We' re so sorry, Sir , very sorry for this man' s behavior''
ROAR" 'shrug'
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#15 - iamchicken (12/16/2015) [-]
HMMMMM BOI TIME TO DUMP MY FOLDER OF MAGIC
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#36 to #15 - iamchicken (12/16/2015) [-]
RIIIIDE THE LIGHTNING
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#95 to #36 - themasterscarecrow (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
Anyone seen my sides?
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User avatar #136 to #36 - Thundergod (12/16/2015) [-]
Spent the last five minutes sounding like a suffocating seal on LSD, thanks.
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User avatar #116 to #15 - YllekNayr ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
This was a magnificent thread
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#60 to #15 - iamchicken (12/16/2015) [-]
Time Wizards is fun.
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#123 to #41 - CAPSEDDIE ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
The internet is a magical place where things that should never be mixed can create something beautiful
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User avatar #87 to #41 - someanon ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Didn't this have its own entire series? I'm remembering ones for orcs, dragons, and i can't remember if the last one was drow or human.
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User avatar #106 to #87 - peliaosfiendline ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
last one was humans, and featured Jackie Chan and Steve about to be seriously hurt when the drawf, the elf, the orc, and the dragon from the previous ones save their asses (and only the orc did not want to bare Steve's babies._
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User avatar #93 to #87 - iamchicken (12/16/2015) [-]
It might have. Dunno as i've never seen the full set together.
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User avatar #97 to #93 - someanon ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
/The+adventures+of+steve+irwin+in+d+d/funny-pictures/5309130/ by the power of greyskull google i have found it
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#99 to #97 - iamchicken (12/16/2015) [-]
My folders thank you friendo.
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#64 to #15 - iamchicken (12/16/2015) [-]
Best for Last
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User avatar #122 to #64 - corsairjoshua (12/16/2015) [-]
PRAISE THE ******* EMPEROR.

I might be replying to all of these because they're so damn good.
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User avatar #89 to #24 - peliaosfiendline ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
best part is him worshiping Bahamat, who is a lizard himself and is probably going "You dense ************ , I PUT YOU IN THE SAME PARTY AS THAT HOT PIECE OF ASS FOR A REASON! I MUST LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU!"
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User avatar #134 to #24 - corsairjoshua (12/16/2015) [-]
This is a scaly only campaign, boys
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User avatar #132 to #26 - corsairjoshua (12/16/2015) [-]
Get ****** , DM.
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#161 to #26 - einsampibroch ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
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HOW DARE YOU HURT ME THIS WAY!!!!!
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User avatar #152 to #26 - dogwars (01/02/2016) [-]
I cried a little.
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User avatar #139 to #25 - kandazz ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
And now all Drow will have Russian accents...
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User avatar #137 to #30 - CAPSEDDIE ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
I want this guy to write a book
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#144 to #137 - lollypopalopicus (12/17/2015) [-]
Agreed.
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#129 to #62 - corsairjoshua (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
A bittersweet ending..
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#162 to #62 - einsampibroch ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME..?
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User avatar #86 to #15 - magicmatchsticks (12/16/2015) [-]
THE BALLERINA IS CAST


also love you for this dump, I haven't seen most of these and I've seen everything else in this comp
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User avatar #90 to #86 - iamchicken (12/16/2015) [-]
Lurk long enough and you gain a rather large number of these as time goes on.
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User avatar #91 to #90 - magicmatchsticks (12/16/2015) [-]
Well, you missed a couple. Want me to post them for you?
Just kidding, you don't have a say in the matter.
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User avatar #92 to #91 - iamchicken (12/16/2015) [-]
pls post my folders hunger for fresh content.
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User avatar #151 to #98 - omma (12/24/2015) [-]
Gods damn it.
This pulled a tear from me!


Also, totally stealing this for my campaign at some point.
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User avatar #140 to #98 - corsairjoshua (12/16/2015) [-]
So simple and yet so powerful. I love it so much. I demand a short film!
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#105 to #92 - magicmatchsticks (12/16/2015) [-]
This is all I have right now, I only save the ones I don't see in every comp and didn't want to post any overlap. Pleasure doing business with you.
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#111 to #105 - iamchicken (12/16/2015) [-]
Same.
The folder grows ever larger.
I thank you.
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#120 to #92 - thesinful ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
You need Krod
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#96 to #92 - magicmatchsticks (12/16/2015) [-]
sorry about the first one being small but it's still readable, if you really need it i can link a better version
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User avatar #102 to #96 - iamchicken (12/16/2015) [-]
Is fine fam.
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#107 to #21 - masterofmods (12/16/2015) [-]
I don't understand
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User avatar #108 to #107 - iamchicken (12/16/2015) [-]
>playing RPG that is either modern/future so it has guns
>player comes across group of hobos
>these hobos are actually murderhobos
>these hobos are Delta Green super commando tier murderhobos
>they tactically murder the **** out of things
>return to hobo mode
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#109 to #108 - masterofmods (12/16/2015) [-]
oh

oh my
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#159 to #28 - einsampibroch ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
"How the Seaman became a God."
11/10. Perfect ending. Even with an unhappy life full of hardship, Happy Endings do come true.
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User avatar #126 to #28 - corsairjoshua (12/16/2015) [-]
That's the **** that makes D&D great. Character surprises and cool ass endings
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#124 to #28 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
how did he have zero corruption?
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User avatar #141 to #124 - Thundergod (12/16/2015) [-]
By being a character that does nothing corrupt and actively seeks to be a good person at cost to himself.
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#145 to #34 - lollypopalopicus (12/18/2015) [-]
Anyone know what the picture the anon used at the start of his story is from?
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User avatar #138 to #44 - corsairjoshua (12/16/2015) [-]
"I'm gonna make a dwarf-sized hole in him."

I need to find a girl like that
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User avatar #157 to #22 - ICEDgrunge (01/05/2016) [-]
Holy ******* deadbumping this comment, but this was the greatest thing I've ever read. I will forever consider this lovely sumbitch any time I find myself needing a deity to involve in a story
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#160 to #22 - einsampibroch ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Oliver the Missing Link is impressed.
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User avatar #114 to #61 - donbionicle (12/16/2015) [-]
This one gets continued in >>#62, should really have replied to that one with this, or at least mentioned that it HAS a continuation honestly.
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User avatar #115 to #114 - iamchicken (12/16/2015) [-]
whoops
forgot that some of the things in my folder came in parts.

my bad
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User avatar #88 to #15 - vgmddg (12/16/2015) [-]
Holy **** you have a lot of these. Really good quality too. I need to bookmark this.
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User avatar #153 to #15 - dogwars (01/02/2016) [-]
I just spent the last like 2 hours of my life reading every post in this thread. I need a better group, for ****** sake.
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User avatar #154 to #153 - iamchicken (01/02/2016) [-]
2 hours well spent.
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User avatar #155 to #154 - dogwars (01/02/2016) [-]
Looking back, it was probably more like 3-4... Jesus Christ. I almost cried at the Golem post in 61 and 62.
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User avatar #156 to #155 - iamchicken (01/02/2016) [-]
Yep.
I felt the same reading those for the first time.
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#72 to #58 - pentol ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
this one is new to me, and it is glorious.
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User avatar #113 to #72 - iamchicken (12/16/2015) [-]
I have this one saved as Comcast.jpg
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#74 to #72 - unclewalrus ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Pratchett, God rest his soul, had included a similar idea in his 1987 book, Mort. Surprised it took /tg/ so long to put it into operation.
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User avatar #118 to #74 - iamnuff (12/16/2015) [-]
but way of killing/resuscitating a very small king?
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User avatar #2 - tenaciouslee (12/15/2015) [-]
Los Tiburon will never cease to crack me up.
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#127 - nerdking (12/16/2015) [-]
Alright y'all bunch a ******* , listen the **** up or I'll break your damn kneecaps. Hear tell of the mightiest character that was ever conceived: Thundak The Trustworthy.

Thundak the Trustworthy was a Dragonborn Sorcerer, capable of wielding great magics due to his draconic bloodline. Also, he was a half dragon. A half dragon dragonman with the blood of a dragon, he had 20 strength, 20 charisma, and an AC of 16 as the group's caster. He was the embodiment of cheese. Now, early on, Thundak rolled a 20 on a search check in the local noble's castle, and discovered a ring of +2 Charisma. With a Charisma of 22, Thundak's ascent into godhood did begin. First, he convinced the local noble, a wealthy Duke, that this land belonged not in fact to the royal family, but to an old bloodline of dragons of which Thundak was a part. Thus, he gained control over a large and comfortable Duchy at level 3. Putting the townspeople to work, he managed to mine out a significant chunk of Adamantine resting deep beneath the earth, in addition to many gems and a supply of silver.

With his newfound wealth, Thundak and the party quickly continued to amass political power, with the party going through and assassinating key political figures to maintain a certain level of combat in the campaign. Things were fairly reasonable, until we hit level six. At level six, the DM hid some ******** magical items behind in the cave of a mighty giant. Now, the idea was for us to run from the giant, and come back later only to find the cave obliterated and the magic stolen by the campaign's big bad, a nasty Warlock planning on bringing his eldritch patron into the world. The giant quickly proved too great a threat for the party, so Thundak did what any high charisma character should do.

"You know, DM, this giant is pretty lonely up here, alone in this mountain, right? Can I convince him that it's because nobody loves him?"
"Sure, it's gonna' be hard, because you know, he's trying to kill you, but you can try,"
Rolled a natural 20.

The giant, mighty though he was, broke into tears. A horrible sadness overcoming him, which was only the first part of Thundak's grand plan. "You know, giant, I bet if you were to die, things would get better for you in the astral plane,"

Another natural 20, and the giant slit his wrists with an axe.

I convinced the boss of the early game to kill himself, and found the item that allowed the true ******* to begin: after a roll of 98 on the d100, I find a potion that will double any one stat for one week.

Of course, I picked charisma, and it was a wonderful time.
Thundak was everything.
He was the rogue, because he could talk open locked doors and convince traps to shut themselves off.
He was the group's caster already, but he was now stupidly good at it.
He was the group's healer, because he persuaded wounds to close.
But it was the bravest gambit that worked the best. While visiting the temple of Kord, Thundak knelt at the alter, and put all of his charismatic powers into a single prayer, "Grant me great strength," he prayed, and Kord, convinced by Thundaks 44 Charisma, was swayed. Divine power infused him, granting him incredible strength and mystical might, however, it would not stay. In fact, Thundak used it all up to do a single feat: make his mighty charisma last forever.

In this attempt to use my new powers to make my others permanent, I rolled a 5, and lost my divine powers in the process, but managed to achieve my goal. With this, I then moved on to a new level of cheese.

We had a bard in the party, who also had incredible charisma. Now, one 15+20 Persuasion roll later, I had persuaded the bard for his soul. I took this, and consumed it, adding his own stats to mine.

My charisma was now 60.

With my unstoppable persuasion, I proceeded get up on a podium, and preach that I was a god.


I hit the character limit. If you all want more, gib green thumbs.
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User avatar #146 to #127 - repostforlife (12/20/2015) [-]
I just read this, and I SO damn want to read more bro
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#147 to #146 - nerdking (12/20/2015) [-]
**nerdking used "*roll picture*"**
**nerdking rolled image**Sorry, I don't do requests from dirty reposters.

Four more thumbs for my greedy hole, and I'll put up more.
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User avatar #148 to #147 - rototornjik (12/22/2015) [-]
So where's the rest?
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#149 to #148 - nerdking (12/23/2015) [-]
Meh, I was going to push a little more, but it's Christmas.

Now, at this point, things really started going my way. I stood on a street corner, preaching my divinity for to all who would listen, I held the d20 in my hand, and let the die roll.

It was a 1. A critical failure.

The party was arrested by the church for heresy, and thrown in a dungeon to rot. Unfortunately for the church, they assigned Thundak a guard to insure he didn't escape. Thinking quickly, Thundak convinced his guard that he needed to open the door, let Thundak out, and lock himself inside the cell. After that, the party proceeded to fight their way out of the church eventually stopping at the Altar of Kord once more to pray for forgiveness and gain pardon for their heresy...Or at least, that was the plan.

Things went awry, when the fighter, wizard, and rogue all biffed their rolls to appease the god of war, and wound up personally and irredeemably offending him so much, that he came down from the Astral Plane to personally wipe the party. It seemed like it would be the end of us, so Thundak tried something incredible.

Thundak claimed that Kord was a potato, and that he was in fact Kord. Why not, we were going to die regardless.

Until I rolled a 20.

There was a boom of thunder and a flash of light, as the mighty Kord realized that he was naught but a lowly Potato, and transferred his divinity into me. Now, like any good party member, I transferred this power out amongst the party, and we decided that our new objective was to replace the gods as masters of existence.
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#163 to #149 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
GIVE ME MOOOOOAAAAR**anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**anonymous rolls 10**
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User avatar #1 - elvoz ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
I read these and it seems like fun stuff, but I've never really been sure if I could get into games like DnD and Pathfinder.
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User avatar #119 to #1 - tonyxx (12/16/2015) [-]
Real fun once you get into it. Most comic/hobby shops have DnD nights so look around on the internets for places you can stop in for as they are generally really open to newcomers. just flatout leave if any of those losers try and make you play any DnD that ain't pathfinder or 5th.
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#142 to #119 - pentol ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
without really knowing it, i get the impression that 5th edition, while being generally better than 4th, is inferior to 3,5, according to most of /tg/
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User avatar #143 to #142 - tonyxx (12/16/2015) [-]
I haven't really had much time to mull over 5th edition yet only around 3 sessions , but it most certainly much better at getting new players into the game than Pathfinder. whether it's better or not can't be fairly decided until more stuff for 5th comes out give me my ******* Goliaths .
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User avatar #6 to #1 - Vulgaris (12/15/2015) [-]
I think having a good group to play with it is the most important part
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User avatar #3 to #1 - windbound (12/15/2015) [-]
Only way to be sure is to try
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#73 - mikasuh (12/16/2015) [-]
How can I start DnD? I'm really interested in it and wanna start playing
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#77 to #73 - beforeyouknowit (12/16/2015) [-]
Have you ever played before?
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User avatar #79 to #77 - mikasuh (12/16/2015) [-]
This is gonna be my first time ever playing, from the help of the guy below
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#82 to #79 - beforeyouknowit (12/16/2015) [-]
He definitely set you on the right path with the PHB (his first link), DMG (the second), and MM (the third). Definitely, definitely read most of your info from the PHB as it has most of the core mechanics in it for use. The DMG is a guide made to help to be DMs learn exactly what they want out of their campaign and players.

Word of advice, read portions of it and inquire to others who've played it before what their take of it is. From my personal experience, the best game play comes from mostly followed rules and a bit of homebrewing, if you followed every rule in the book, you'd be stuck rolling for some of the simplest things.

Additionally, your best experience will come from playing instead of running since DMs have a lot more work to do. If you have any questions feel free to ask me, I've played 3.5e, Pathfinder, 4e and 5e. Most knowledgeable in 3.5e and Pathfinder though.
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User avatar #83 to #73 - com ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
i suggest using roll20.net and look for a game that might suit you
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User avatar #84 to #83 - com ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
wow i was late welp just ignore my comments
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User avatar #75 to #73 - thegamepixel ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
roll20.net/
Find a group (or find some interested friends) and start playing.
Here are the rulebooks, I reccomend dnd 3.5
www.aegisoft.be/costa/data/roleplay/D&D%203.5%20-%20Players%20Handbook%20%5BOEF%5D.pdf
www.goddessfantasy.net/Upload/dnd/3e/DMG.pdf
www.reality.net/dnd/pdf/DnD%20-%20Monster%20Manual%20I%20-%20OCR.pdf

You don't need to read all of it, just get the jist of it, and if you're not dming, just focus on the first book.
If you are dming, just find a story online for your first few and stick to that before making your own.
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#76 to #75 - mikasuh (12/16/2015) [-]
My friend, thank you, how long are DnD stories anyway? I always wanted to know.
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User avatar #80 to #76 - thegamepixel ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
It varies. A single session can be 2-5 hours depending on your group. Your first few games may be only 3-5 sessions, but later on you might be playing once a week for months on a single campaign. 1 offs aren't very common in dnd. If you want a game you can pick up and finish in 1-2 sessions, I reccomend Call of Cthulhu, its my favorite tabletop rpg.
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User avatar #81 to #80 - mikasuh (12/16/2015) [-]
Cool, I'll be checking out for that tommorow, I have time for that, after I get some work done.
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#78 to #76 - beforeyouknowit (12/16/2015) [-]
Really really depends on the DM, some are what my group calls "one shots" and other take several months to finish.
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#66 - thejusticar (12/16/2015) [-]
jesus christ that monk one, best greentext ever.
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User avatar #7 - letmetouchyourboob (12/15/2015) [-]
still want to get into DnD but im so lazy.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - jeffthellamaking (12/15/2015) [-]
>>#1, Dndxplain, do yer job.
Help the linked guy, too.

We need your expert help.
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User avatar #9 to #7 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
let me touch your boobs and I'll teach you
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User avatar #10 to #9 - letmetouchyourboob (12/15/2015) [-]
hmmm, you drive a hard bargain, but i think i'll have to say deal.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
I recommend starting with pathfinder. it's a lot easier to get into, but a lot more rewarding to learn.
d20pfsrd.com
also you'll need a character sheet
myth-weavers.com/
if you're looking for something local, look up "pathfinder society [your area code]"
if you're not: roll20.net
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User avatar #14 to #11 - ttallonn (12/15/2015) [-]
I remember there being an FJ group over a year ago now so people could try it out sadly it died, was able to even find my old character sheet on myth weavers for me orc brawler
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#69 to #11 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
you are a god among roleplayers everywhere bro
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User avatar #67 - PvtToucher (12/16/2015) [-]
There's natural twenty rolls, so are there unnatural ones?
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#68 to #67 - pentol ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
yes. ish...
characters can have items or points in skills that give them bonuses to perform actions. say you have skills and items giving you a +4 bonus to climb. you roll the dice and get a 16. you can now pass a skill check of 20, and it would technically be an unatural 20, even tho most would call it "20, with the bonuses" or something like that.
a "natural 20" is the dice showing 20, before you add any bonuses. most games treat 1 and 20 as critical failure, and critical success, respectively, and you will succeed or fail any action (sometimes spectacularly) even when considering bonuses.
so even with no bonuses from skills or items, you can still clear a skill check requiring 25, if you roll a natural 20. or fail a skill check of 5, even if you have +6 to that activity, if you roll a natural 1.
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User avatar #70 to #68 - PvtToucher (12/16/2015) [-]
sweetness! I would love to get into this with some mates but I feel like I lack the creativity.. and friends who would want to play. **** the closest thing I've played to it is a game called munchkins. thanks for the explanation man!
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#71 to #70 - pentol ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
know that the stories that are posted to FJ are the ones that were worth the screencap of the *chan post, that was worth posting. the standards are set pretty dam high if you go off these. the most important thing is that you try to have at least one big motivation for your character, and at least two defining traits of personality for them, and you can function.
lemme try to make a few ideas for easy to roleplay characters on the spot:

a wizard that is tired of study in the library, and seeks more exciting and exotic magic, that gets too excited about new spells, and takes his speech on seemingly unrelated tangents.

an elf who seeks to find their clan, but has nothing but their own tattoos to go by. They are risk averse, and sees value in delivering decisive blows that will ensure the foe can never hurt them again. speaks in efficient sentences.

the recordkeeper who needs to document the different races's typical quirks and customs for the racist noble they serve (who wishes to expell all non-[your race here] from their land, and the entire kingdom) that will always seek to satisfy their own curiosity, and gets nosy, and is ignorant of obvious risks.

the sheltered son of a lord, sent out to toughen up, and who has trouble adapting to the world outside the city, but despite snobbishness and aversion to getting his hands dirty, is also very kind and caring.

once you have your own character with some characteristics, it's fairly easy to sink into the role, and making the decisions that such a character could reasonably well make.

if you can create a character like that, which feels defined (and isn't either a powerfantasy, or grimdark'n'edgy) you will easily be a great companion to roleplay with. consistency is more important than those bursts of brilliance that gets screencapped. with more experience, those moments will occur naturally anyways.

if there is a shop for hobby suplies, comic books, or similar, they might be able to put you in touch with a group of players, or you can go online and look for people.
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#125 - talibanss (12/16/2015) [-]
Advertising meself Cuz I'm skrub
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User avatar #4 - lathyrusvii (12/15/2015) [-]
I love DnD.
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#121 - corsairjoshua (12/16/2015) [-]
I should play D&D

I was first interested after watching JP's Rollplay shows and it just seems so fun with a good DM and a bunch of friends.
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#130 to #121 - sheepnut (12/16/2015) [-]
It's a blast if you find the right group of people.
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User avatar #131 to #130 - corsairjoshua (12/16/2015) [-]
Yeah I can imagine. Just having a group of imaginative people with a ruleset can be the best thing in the world
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#133 to #131 - sheepnut (12/16/2015) [-]
Don't be afraid of being the DM yourself and convincing some of your friends to play with you. That or go to a comic book store and ask around there or at work/school if anyone has a group that would be willing to let you join. Most people are hyped to have a new person interested and will gladly take you in.
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#110 - skyrimdovah (12/16/2015) [-]
A player in my Call of Cthulhu game decided that he'd try to break into other people's hotel rooms to steal some alcohol. He went up to another player's room and tried to disguise his voice as your typical mexican maid despite having a 5 in disguise, he ended up getting a 4. The player inside the room decided to ignore it cause the room was clean enough. The would-be burgler player decided to shoulder-check the door and knocked it down no problem. So the player in the room decided to blow his kneecap off with his trusty .45 handgun.
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#38 - balor (12/16/2015) [-]
I wanna get into DnD.
But I have no friends that would play.
And pretty much only my siblings would be willing to play.

Not a biggy, except for the fact that they always end up flipping over the board every time they are met with an inconvienance.
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User avatar #65 to #38 - silentark (12/16/2015) [-]
If you have a good mic and webcam try sites like rolld20
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#112 - iamnuff (12/16/2015) [-]
Should have said "The hell do you thin I'm doing in a bush? I'm taking a **** , **** off."
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User avatar #13 - theclaymore (12/15/2015) [-]
I couldn't even focus on what I was reading in the last one because Los Tiburon was too funny
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#12 - drtrousersnake (12/15/2015) [-]
this is why an epic fail is one part win and one part fail
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User avatar #5 - foodyquest (12/15/2015) [-]
The first 3 lines of the 1st had me laughing already
 
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