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#1 - walcorn
Reply +369
(05/03/2014) [-]
Sock puppet?   
   
More like...   
   
Cock puppet.
Sock puppet?

More like...

Cock puppet.
#26 to #1 - maddboiy
Reply +2
(05/04/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#10 to #1 - icameheretotroll
Reply +1
(05/04/2014) [-]
#6 to #1 - romdadon
Reply +2
(05/04/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#5 to #1 - ninjabadger
Reply +1
(05/03/2014) [-]
Nice
Nice
#2 to #1 - danigoro
Reply +99
(05/03/2014) [-]
that dude is big as hell   
that ain't a cock puppet   
   
it's a cock mannequin
that dude is big as hell
that ain't a cock puppet

it's a cock mannequin
#30 to #2 - bakagaijin
Reply -1
(05/04/2014) [-]
how do you know hes big? i dont think they showed it... and even if they did, he wasnt that big if i dont remember it
#40 to #30 - danigoro
Reply +2
(05/04/2014) [-]
I didn't mean the dick
I wante to say the proportion
he's a really tall man, therefore, his dick should be bigger
right?
#64 to #40 - anon
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
There's been no sign of correlation between general size and dick size.
#65 to #64 - danigoro
Reply +2
(05/04/2014) [-]
read comment #44
#43 to #40 - antexic
Reply -1
(05/04/2014) [-]
That's not how it works necessarily.
#44 to #43 - danigoro
Reply +2
(05/04/2014) [-]
it was a joke tho
so there's no need for true facts
I still think he has a big cock
no homo
#41 to #40 - bakagaijin
Reply -4
(05/04/2014) [-]
wrong... im only 5'8 and im a niner although im kinda fat (used to be really fit) and my self esteem has fallen.... so i barely get to use it.... yes, i know.... im a big dick guy with a inferiority complex
#42 to #41 - danigoro
Reply +8
(05/04/2014) [-]
it's not the size of the dick what matters   
it's the amound of blood you have to pump it in the dick   
more blood=harder   
harder=better   
better=stronger   
(yeah I forgot faster, but it doesn't fit)   
and don't get to ''cocky'' about your problems, you'll find a way to solve them   
I can't give advices very well   
sorry   
have this gif in exange   
also my english sucks
it's not the size of the dick what matters
it's the amound of blood you have to pump it in the dick
more blood=harder
harder=better
better=stronger
(yeah I forgot faster, but it doesn't fit)
and don't get to ''cocky'' about your problems, you'll find a way to solve them
I can't give advices very well
sorry
have this gif in exange
also my english sucks
#55 to #42 - satansferret
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
Actually it can fit...The harder it is the faster it tends to be. Nerves are able to be stimulated for frequently.
#45 to #42 - bakagaijin
Reply -4
(05/04/2014) [-]
yea, but there are people out there with way better circulatory system then me and they are still smaller (i just came back from japan.... sooo yeeaahhh) and im as unhealthy as they come... smoke, drink, dont work out... idk, eventually ill get back into it but its just soo freeaakkinnng hard to start. its fun to see a black girl react to my size though... ******* hilarious
#46 to #45 - danigoro
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
asians have a curse on their dicks, it's the only reason they have.
if anything wasn't hard, wouldn't it be more boring?
#48 to #46 - bakagaijin
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
and ironically, the smallest penises in the world is not asian well, oriental asian but indians.... as one of my asian friend points out to me almost every week
#49 to #48 - danigoro
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
well india is in aisa
so they still count
#50 to #49 - bakagaijin
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
so is most of russia, but go up to a russian and call them asian and they might slap you upside the head with a bottle of vodka and a potato
#51 to #50 - danigoro
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
huh, you're right
soon, asia will be Russia.
I should be careful with what I say
#36 to #30 - montybalboa
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
He means that he's 6'4"