So true!. . HON GIRLS REACT ON SEX JOKES IN DIFFERENT AGES BOYS REACT ON SEX JOKES IN DIFFERENT AGES. 1? "I drank 2 jugs last night, get it? Jug? HA HA HA"
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#7 - nintendolover (10/25/2013) [-]
1?

"I drank 2 jugs last night, get it? Jug? HA HA HA"
User avatar #13 - jokersaysamuseme (10/25/2013) [-]
Inspired by a post on FJ, this went down in college:

Sympathy seeking Girl: "Ah man, my throat is really sore."
Me: "Bet'ya knees are really sore too."
Girl: What
Me: You heard me
User avatar #14 to #13 - kaosminett (10/25/2013) [-]
"went down in college"

ayyyyyyyy
User avatar #36 to #14 - majormoron (10/26/2013) [-]
I could help but think of that L.A. Noire poop after reading that.
User avatar #56 to #36 - atma ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
you've piqued my interest
User avatar #57 to #56 - majormoron (10/26/2013) [-]
Gamer Poop - L.A. Noire

Manslayer does great poops. They are the golden poops.
#60 to #57 - atma ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
bahaha, I haven't watched a poop in ages
I was all into them back when they were first a thing
I'm assuming this is the guy who did that Jarl Balgruuf scene? Maybe Shepard's "We'll bang, OK?" I think both of those were part of the Gamer Poop series...
User avatar #61 to #60 - majormoron (10/26/2013) [-]
Oh yes. You got it.

I loved them for the first few times. Unfortunately the magic only lasts a few times.

*sigh*
#10 - princessren (10/25/2013) [-]
why would you even tell a sex joke to an 8 or 10 year old
User avatar #51 to #10 - CrossBowPloxz (10/26/2013) [-]
Or a one year old
#23 to #10 - anon (10/26/2013) [-]
to ease her up obviously
User avatar #15 to #10 - cinematicbrix (10/25/2013) [-]
At least here in Finland, sex jokes are pretty common for kids (even girls) in ages 7-16
User avatar #16 to #10 - poorjew (10/25/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't i?
User avatar #38 to #10 - kanpai (10/26/2013) [-]
to break the ice
#18 - include (10/25/2013) [-]
>be me in high school
>friend tells me to say "Alpha Kenny One"
>never got it after repeating it several times
>tells me to go to the group of girls
> I went
>say "Alpha Kenny One"
>Gets slapped twice in the face and wink from the other
>Return back to friend laughing
>MFW I still never got the joke.
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#40 to #18 - anon (10/26/2013) [-]
I'll **** anyone. I believe thats what its suppose to be.
#42 to #18 - anonymouscat (10/26/2013) [-]
MFW saying it.
#22 to #18 - anon (10/26/2013) [-]
Alpha kenny one
I'll F*** anyone
User avatar #24 to #22 - princessren (10/26/2013) [-]
ooooh
User avatar #49 to #18 - CrossBowPloxz (10/26/2013) [-]
Shoulda done the one who winked bro
User avatar #50 to #49 - include (10/26/2013) [-]
I didn't know what it meant.
User avatar #52 to #50 - CrossBowPloxz (10/26/2013) [-]
Well now you do so go hunt her down lol
User avatar #53 to #52 - include (10/26/2013) [-]
I'm in college now.
User avatar #55 to #53 - CrossBowPloxz (10/26/2013) [-]
Well still funny ass story took me way to long to get what it meant though said it like 10 times
#21 to #18 - xxabbiexx ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
MFW saying it 10 times, then getting it
MFW saying it 10 times, then getting it
#19 to #18 - geometric (10/25/2013) [-]
Wink from the other one.
User avatar #45 to #19 - greenstrongworld (10/26/2013) [-]
Blew it.
#30 - helenwheels (10/26/2013) [-]
Funny junk thumbs up anything that implys men and women are different.

This isn't just wrong its stupid.
User avatar #31 - coag (10/26/2013) [-]
again another great example of how little boys know about girls. we are literally horny and thinking about sex 24/7.
User avatar #33 to #31 - therealdiscord (10/26/2013) [-]
Nah I would guess it's about the same as it is for boys.

So... maybe 22/7
User avatar #41 to #33 - coag (10/26/2013) [-]
yeah i guess there are at least two hours a day we spend thinking about food
#25 - nuful (10/26/2013) [-]
when i was 10 we only had poop jokes.
cropophilia
#63 - temporalguardian (10/26/2013) [-]
Fixed it.
User avatar #67 to #63 - theimmortalbeaver ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
As a young adult male, I can confirm that this is fixed.
#43 - buttslol (10/26/2013) [-]
i thought it said "How girls react to sex"
User avatar #47 - guiguito (10/26/2013) [-]
know whats funnier than this post?
69
User avatar #8 - mutzaki (10/25/2013) [-]
Except you don't even start to understand them until you're around 12, and even then you only understand maybe 25 % of them. Kids before that age joke more about poop and farts.
User avatar #1 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
I'm a girl but I don't react... I tell them... every time I have an apportunity.
#9 to #1 - anon (10/25/2013) [-]
ok thumb whore
User avatar #2 to #1 - lech (10/25/2013) [-]
Well, allow me to fix that
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
User avatar #3 to #2 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
Why do women have legs?

So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen!
User avatar #4 to #3 - lech (10/25/2013) [-]
Why don't women wear watches?

There's a clock on the stove!
User avatar #5 to #4 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
A boy is asking his father:
-Dad, what does a vagine look like?
-Well, son... before or after sex?
-Erm.. before?
-Well, before sex the vagina is like a beautiful blooming flower.
-And after?
-Hmmm... Ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaise?
User avatar #6 to #5 - lech (10/25/2013) [-]
I am never going to have sex (Like that really makes a difference)

Why did God invent yeast infection?

So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying cunt.
User avatar #17 to #6 - teoberry (10/25/2013) [-]
Yeah bud, it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #12 - slimeywaffles (10/25/2013) [-]
I beg to differ as an owner of a vagina
User avatar #20 to #12 - averageteengirl (10/25/2013) [-]
Thank YOU!
User avatar #48 to #12 - CrossBowPloxz (10/26/2013) [-]
Can i rent it?
User avatar #66 to #12 - itsmedturner (10/26/2013) [-]
Where did you buy it? Is shipping expensive?
#44 - rdnyan (10/26/2013) [-]
RAGE MEMES
User avatar #46 to #44 - guiguito (10/26/2013) [-]
rage faces actualy
#54 to #46 - rdnyan (10/26/2013) [-]
Sorry, my bad   
   
Thanks for correcting.
Sorry, my bad

Thanks for correcting.
User avatar #58 to #54 - CrossBowPloxz (10/26/2013) [-]
uhh context for that gif?
User avatar #59 to #58 - rdnyan (10/26/2013) [-]
Eh it's un-relevant to what i have said, except only her reaction.

But the context is that i think she was talking about pervy yuri things.
And dat happened.
User avatar #62 to #59 - CrossBowPloxz (10/26/2013) [-]
Do you know the source? for ya know science
User avatar #64 to #62 - rdnyan (10/26/2013) [-]
yuru yuri
User avatar #65 to #64 - CrossBowPloxz (10/26/2013) [-]
Thanks
#26 - anon (10/26/2013) [-]
Hey I'm ten years old and I go on funnyjunk like every night and I'm a girl!
User avatar #29 to #26 - theavatarspupil (10/26/2013) [-]
I see what thou hath performed there, naive.
User avatar #68 to #26 - zombiefeelings (10/26/2013) [-]
Santa isn't real btw.
User avatar #28 - mewxchii ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
Actually girls only seem to like it 10-15 years old. At 18 at least for me, I think it's just old and stupid.
User avatar #34 to #28 - therealdiscord (10/26/2013) [-]
The whole thing is generalization really.
I have a lot of friends who are girls around the same age as you that tell sex jokes just as much as the guys do.
User avatar #35 to #34 - mewxchii ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
Ah well maybe its just me sorry but that ****** just getting old
User avatar #37 to #35 - therealdiscord (10/26/2013) [-]
Well yeah as you get older and develop a sense of humour jokes need to have something new to them. The subject isn't the problem though. Most of the time it's just "69 hur hur hur"
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