So tired of it. . Sweetie, do you want to go to the gym with me? Are you calling me fat? Then, if you don' t want, no. Are you calling me lazy? down, my love. A
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So tired of it

Sweetie, do you want to go to the gym with me?
Are you calling me fat?
Then, if you don' t want, no.
Are you calling me lazy?
down, my love.
Are you calling me hysterical?
That' s not what Imeant.
Oh, solari a liar.
Wait, wait, why do you want to go alone?
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User avatar #25 to #4 - duedum (07/22/2014) [-]
epic maemey haa XD nevear sin this one befor xDDdD
User avatar #31 to #25 - nickypickle (07/22/2014) [-]
you need to stop
#5 to #4 - mordenkrad (07/21/2014) [-]
Buy a Lotto Ticket you Lucky Bastard
Buy a Lotto Ticket you Lucky Bastard
User avatar #6 to #5 - jacksipian (07/21/2014) [-]
i did, i only won $10. I can't even imagine what the winners lives are like.
User avatar #13 to #7 - cocopopsonfire (07/21/2014) [-]
If i won the lottery i would live exactly as i do now, but without work

i might splash out on an extra slice of chicken on my sandwich, but otherwise it would be a lifetime of bliss
#21 to #7 - John Cena (07/21/2014) [-]
If you win the lotto you need to go talk to a financial adviser. Giving somone 500 bucks for a few hours to tell you how not to **** up is well worth it if you have millions.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jacksipian (07/21/2014) [-]
holy **** man, those people are ******* dumb.
#9 to #8 - mordenkrad (07/21/2014) [-]
Stories like that make me afraid of money @.@   
What IS the smart thing to do with it?
Stories like that make me afraid of money @.@
What IS the smart thing to do with it?
User avatar #16 to #9 - Tusura (07/21/2014) [-]
The smart thing to do if you win the lottery, is before you even go to claim anything, you hire a personal accountant from your bank, explain the situation, and ask what the best course of action is from someone who is trained to deal with large amounts of money.

This will keep things like taxes in check.

Save the money, invest in stocks, get high percentage yield quick rollover bank accounts (Yes, multiple). Divide the money up into multiple places. Pay your taxes on the money as soon as you get it, so you don't default later.

My best option would be to live off the interest accrued from the millions of dollars, and never have to work again.

#22 to #9 - John Cena (07/21/2014) [-]
Give it to me.
User avatar #15 to #9 - thingexplain (07/21/2014) [-]
If I won the lottery, I'd have the house I'm going to live in for the rest of my life built. I'd buy 4 or 5 vehicles, including a diesel truck and a fast all-wheel-drive car. I'd figure out how much money I need to support myself and any potential family until I die. And all the money over that number, I'd use to help small businesses get started. Employ people, create jobs, and profit off of honest labor.
User avatar #14 to #9 - cocopopsonfire (07/21/2014) [-]
put it in a high interest account, set up direct debit to main account and live of interest

I've never been a millionaire so its just assumptions at this point
User avatar #10 to #9 - jacksipian (07/21/2014) [-]
save it. use it when you need it, **** happens, **** handouts.
User avatar #20 - makonendrak (07/21/2014) [-]
"Are you calling me fat?"

"No, I just enjoy your company"

Crisis averted
#28 to #20 - thebaseballexpert (07/22/2014) [-]
then you go to the gym and yo girl lift more than you
User avatar #29 to #28 - ecomp (07/22/2014) [-]
lol pussy
#24 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
Your mom sounds like a bitch
User avatar #26 to #18 - duedum (07/22/2014) [-]
twice the maymay.

simply ebin
#30 - gharshi (07/22/2014) [-]
hah.good thing I don't have a girlfriend
hah.good thing I don't have a girlfriend
User avatar #11 - feffog ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
this worlds a victims world, just because someoens offended doesnt give them any new rights or any new power int he situation, ***** id be like "why cuz im fat?"

"yeah, get your fatass in the car we getting burger king afterwords bitch"
#19 - xikato ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
ingore my love
#17 - John Cena (07/21/2014) [-]
effing women
#32 - wrexshepard (07/22/2014) [-]
Exactly what i would do.
Exactly what i would do.
User avatar #12 - caffeine ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
**caffeine rolls 2,126**
#2 - John Cena (07/21/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user YllekNayr ** likes to drink my cum
User avatar #1 - fourtwentt (07/21/2014) [-]
My wife is fat she accepts it but i don't make a big deal about it, she is the one i married not just her weight
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