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met an elder weman ate her last night. She leeked
pretty greed fer h'. In fast, she wasn' t has
bad at all, and I faund myself thinking she
had a really het daughter. We drank a Kewpie N beers,
end she asked if B. ever had a Sportsman' s Double?
she said. as my mind began tn embrace
the idea, and I wandered what . daughter might
leek like, I said, ‘Me, I haven' t.‘ We drank a bit mere,
then she said with a wink, 'tonight' s &Wt lucky night‘.
We went back her place. We walked in. She put en
the hall light and sheeted upstairs: ! ti still
awake?‘
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Submitted: 12/01/2015
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#5 - davidbowiesensei (12/02/2015) [+] (3 replies)
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WHAT?! WHO ARE WE ******* ?!
#4 - maddboiy (12/02/2015) [-]
every hole is a goal
#24 to #1 - smartythechicken ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
69 thumbs up
#3 - swbite (12/01/2015) [-]
#10 to #3 - virck (12/02/2015) [-]
I wanted to post this, but good job sir, every hole is a goal.
#6 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
Can't say no to a double granny whammy!
#14 - Minnesota (12/02/2015) [-]
Well, at least when you get your dick sucked you won't have to worry about teeth.
#8 - funpunk (12/02/2015) [-]
I'd **** that old lady in the picture, though. Dear God, somebody help me. I think I have a GILF fetish. I may be mentally ill. When I watched the Star Wars original trilogy I thought Carrie Fischer looked plain but I find myself wanting to **** the present-day one more. When I played Mass Effect, I was disappointed that I couldn't romance Chakwas. And when I played Fallout, I wanted to **** Old Lady Gibson, Trashcan Carla, and Dr. Li.
User avatar #9 to #8 - utburd ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
Carrie fischer... I know that feel bro, just something about her, I dunno, bedroom eyes or something? God damn. She seems like a ******* freak in the sheets.
#31 to #8 - alpotenciano (12/02/2015) [-]
Play New Vegas and your in luck, there is an old lady prostitute in West Side's Casa Madrid.
#48 to #31 - funpunk (12/02/2015) [-]
I also wanted to **** Lily, but one problem at a time.
#17 to #8 - ffinfinity ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
Chakwas got the milf thing going on i dont blame you. Plus dat accent
#18 to #8 - emptysuperman (12/02/2015) [-]
Kinda sucks for you because most old ladies don't want to **** . I like my older girls, too, but I'm not as hardcore as you. I can go as old as 55. That's my hard limit.
User avatar #40 to #18 - comandante (12/02/2015) [-]
Kim Ahn Is like 63, id still do her.
User avatar #21 to #8 - quoterox (12/02/2015) [-]
Women live longer than men.

All you have to do is seek out rich widows, and you'll be set for life.
#49 to #33 - funpunk (12/02/2015) [-]
I know, I know. At least I'm not into little girls like some people here.
#26 to #8 - Freelon (12/02/2015) [-]
>the thighs
>the tight suit
>the accent

mfw Chakwas
#42 to #35 - funpunk (12/02/2015) [-]
Better than the alternative I guess.
#19 - flowgo (12/02/2015) [-]
**flowgo used "*roll picture*"**
**flowgo rolled image** ew.... and yet id be down for it. No denture adventure
#20 to #19 - flowgo (12/02/2015) [-]
what the **** did i just roll?
#23 to #20 - brandinifettucine (12/02/2015) [-]
An anon delivering
#34 to #23 - notsohappygamer (12/02/2015) [-]
>mfw people acctualy do that
User avatar #47 to #34 - brutalviking (12/02/2015) [-]
Well... think if it was a real suicide bomber, which it might aswell have been.

Lesson learned.
#7 - numbmind (12/02/2015) [-]
**numbmind used "*roll picture*"**
**numbmind rolled image**10/10 I didn't see that coming.
#39 - harrypottergirl (12/02/2015) [-]
doesn't matter had sex
#12 - donatelo ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
******* someones mom and grandma...savage as **** .
#38 - ohhh (12/02/2015) [-]
#37 - masterofantics (12/02/2015) [-]
Sadly I already knew it was coming before the end.
User avatar #30 to #28 - captainprincess (12/02/2015) [-]
he probably did tho
even if it's a cougar and an old bag you don't get in through the front door and THEN bail
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