So catholic
when you tell 'r,' d' Catholic girl she can do anal
and still be W.. virgin
and still be W.. virgin
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totalcrinos (10/08/2015) [-] Im single.....I dont care, shes kinda cute so Im gonna take her and blow her mind with the best anal sex in the world......
mmmm
maybe that´s why Im still single.
mmmm
maybe that´s why Im still single.
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molzy ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-] My understanding (now) is that anon >#9 was reffering to the girl in the content but dsendz >#42 flipped it on him and made it sound like he was refferring to the girl in the gif in >#4
I honestly don't think that any of those tags worked but you get the idea.
I honestly don't think that any of those tags worked but you get the idea.
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mixedfeelings (10/08/2015) [-]
i knew someone would make this that's the only reason i wrote that comment
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innocentbabies (10/08/2015) [-]
Normal **** ? How much of a newfag do you have to be to not understand this yet?
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commanderbunbun (10/08/2015) [-] that reminds me of that joke about a nun on the bus.
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
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hirollin (10/08/2015) [-] If it's that easy to convince them, it's probably not their first time.
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sonofposeidon (10/08/2015) [-] Okay, has anyone seen the other ad recently, it's like two chicks, one has braces and is like flicking off the camera while getting ****** ? Am I imagining things?
I think the guy even benches one of them
I think the guy even benches one of them
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heywardsheros ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-] Ive been looking for it for months. If you find it let me know. Hes right with the chicks names though, I know that much
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flipninefive (10/08/2015) [-]
Yes! I hate her teenage rebellious face. She's being ****** for money by a guy that can literally hold her and her co-star. Good job, you really showed us.
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thegreentornado ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-] "Holy **** , no one has tied my shoelaces like that before!"
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deadmanlopez (10/08/2015) [-] <----------- not related but that gif reminded me of this, also kinda funny
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myjunk (10/08/2015) [-] She looks very under-age.
Idk if that's supposed to be part of the catholic joke
Idk if that's supposed to be part of the catholic joke
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myjunk (10/08/2015) [-]
"She's a pornstar. Specifically in the 18 year old porn. She repeatedly asks the people not to tell her dad, and if it's legal for her to do the stuff she does since she's only 18. "
/funny_pictures/4582745/Eltit/29#29
Yeah, I'm sure my point is totally moot.
/funny_pictures/4582745/Eltit/29#29
Yeah, I'm sure my point is totally moot.
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pointblankhits (10/08/2015) [-] Guys I need to ask some Ameri-fag a question.
Are Catholics in America really that strict?
Seriously in Ireland it barely affects anything you do
Are Catholics in America really that strict?
Seriously in Ireland it barely affects anything you do
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cheeseboyofdoom (10/08/2015) [-] No. Maybe 50 years ago. Nowadays some prots are more strict, descendant from puritans maybe. I've heard of girls getting pregnant because they are 14 and don't know anything about sex.
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pointblankhits (10/08/2015) [-] That's pretty retarded, We all go through Sex ed when we get to secondary school. It's compulsory for the most part.
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cheeseboyofdoom (10/08/2015) [-] I went to a Catholic elementary and middle school. Sex education was mandatory and started in middle school, age 13-14.
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pointblankhits (10/08/2015) [-] It's weird how Catholic is seen as strict when there is so much more strict religions like mormons and all that
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pointblankhits (10/08/2015) [-] Seems like the gene pool is ripe for polluting in that case
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fitemeirlbro (10/08/2015) [-] Schools like to teach abstinence not having sex instead of how to use condoms and stuff
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dingdongz (10/08/2015) [-] then she stops putting out and the only thing left to do is eat raw potatos
